TerryJaker: Post your questions

[Tenbatsuzen]

TerryJaker is the newest member of RonFez.net, and gaining popularity quickly. I, Matty Fridays, have been charged with "unmasking" the wunderkind of RonFez.net.

The first question I have to ask, is, Terry, is it true that you're dating Hayden Panittiere, Maria Kanellis, and Tricia Helfer at the same time, and your rejection drove a Russian model to kill herself?

[Snoogans]

actually fyall or whatever is the newest member

[Tenbatsuzen]

actually fyall or whatever is the newest member

Not as popular as Terry!

I want to see TerryTateJaker.

[TerryJaker]

TerryJaker is the newest member of RonFez.net, and gaining popularity quickly. I, Matty Fridays, have been charged with "unmasking" the wunderkind of RonFez.net.

The first question I have to ask, is, Terry, is it true that you're dating Hayden Panittiere, Maria Kanellis, and Tricia Helfer at the same time, and your rejection drove a Russian model to kill herself?

No. I get that question all the time. Some people see how happy and positive I am and think it must be because of women. Well, that is partly true, but its only one, my little love bunny Dolores. I'd never have a three way relationship unless all parties were willing. If they were, wlel then its just a whole lot more love to go around and that's always good!

As for the Russian model, I'm just glad her suffering is over. I heard that sidewalk was also badly in need of maintenance and now thats going to happen! So it's doubly good!

[Tenbatsuzen]

No. I get that question all the time. Some people see how happy and positive I am and think it must be because of women. Well, that is partly true, but its only one, my little love bunny Dolores. I'd never have a three way relationship unless all parties were willing. If they were, wlel then its just a whole lot more love to go around and that's always good!

As for the Russian model, I'm just glad her suffering is over. I heard that sidewalk was also badly in need of maintenance and now thats going to happen! So it's doubly good!

Is it true that Dolores looks like Snoogan's mom?

[TerryJaker]

Is it true that Dolores looks like Snoogan's mom?

I don't know what Snoogans' mom looks like but if she raised such a fine upstanding young man I have nothing bad to say about her. Oh jeez, i wouldn't have anything bad to say otherwise. My mother always said don't say anything that you wouldn't want said about yourself. Words to live by!

[Slumbag]

Mr. Jaker, huge fans since........last night.



Can you attribute your good mood to any kind of drugs????

[TerryJaker]

Mr. Jaker, huge fans since........last night.



Can you attribute your good mood to any kind of drugs????

I don't take any drugs besides my Zyrtec (a GODSEND!) and a cup of green tea occasionally when the heart desires. So no, my attitude is all natural! You might say I'm high on life! HAHAHA! I just came up with that I swear!

[JPMNICK]

I don't take any drugs besides my Zyrtec (a GODSEND!) and a cup of green tea occasionally when the heart desires. So no, my attitude is all natural! You might say I'm high on life! HAHAHA! I just came up with that I swear!

oh jerry, you're so crazy!

[jauble]

What was your opinion of the zmans show that just ended?

[Friday]

Terry,

have you ever suffered any major setbacks in your life? and if so, how did you handle them?

your positivity is truly inspiring!

[TerryJaker]

What was your opinion of the zmans show that just ended?

That was a completely adequate job of talking into a microphone for a pre-determined amount of time.

[TerryJaker]

Terry,

have you ever suffered any major setbacks in your life? and if so, how did you handle them?

your positivity is truly inspiring!

One time I jammed my big toe into a door as I walked by. The pain was tremendous. For 5 minutes I questioned everything I thought I knew about the world. Just when I was at my lowest the pain started subsiding and I knew I lived in a just world. It was tough but I got through. And learned that when you hurt your toe the pain doesn't last forever. It is a lesson I keep close to my heart.

[Crippler]

Terry Jaker...would you be willing to share with us your true feelings about the New York Yankees & Detroit Red Wings? (i.e. - just how committed to this bit are you?)