R&F XM Listening Thread for 7/1/08

[Recyclerz]

Ronnie is Tony Soprano???

[Servo]

Vegas is fun in the summer.

Just stay inside and gamble in the air conditioning all day,
then rooftop parties all night.

And the added benefit of being able to tell your friends that you were in vegas
in 120 degree heat.

Absolutely. I was there for July 4th weekend five years ago. Had a blast, but when you step outside that heat literally slaps you in the face.

[Furtherman]

Girls will kill each other to eliminate their competition.

[ibanez23]

I am looking at Block Island from the porch of my house here in QuonnieDamn!!!Note to self(in next life be a dentist).:lol:

[comp_atkins]

*grabs a gun*

[ralphbxny]

Ear!!!!!
I know me it wouldnt be quick!!! OHHH EARL!!

[barjockey]

Bye Buddies Damn I'm starvin' and walking to Geno's right after i sign out
CYA.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2270/2067463792_627c246bce.jpg?v=0

[Baby DEW Year]

*grabs a gun*

To be serviced by Fez, Dave or Lilly?

[ChrisTheCop]

Damn!!!Note to self(in next life be a board certifieddentist).:lol:
fixed

[Edwin]

To save my friends lives I would probably have to suck the dick.

[Badinia]

The important thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
- Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
- Funny you should ask, I've got a car now..
- Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
- Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
- You're kidding!
- I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
- Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
- I've got a bitchin' Camaro...

Hey man, where you headed?

[disneyspy]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o46/srkgrade8/sexy-teen-bikini.jpg

...gotta go to the beach in the summer!

hexy youre the best,thx:clap:

[PD]

Ronnie's got it right.

Story was supposed to be set on Long Island, but film was NE

[Heather 8]

Wow, Dave trivia that is actually kinda accurate. The 1916 NJ shark attacks, which included a death in Spring Lake.

[TjM]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

[ChrisTheCop]

Bye Buddies Damn I'm starvin' and walking to Geno's right after i sign out
CYA.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2270/2067463792_627c246bce.jpg?v=0

Just dont accidentally go to Gino's. Enjoy!

I'm gonna make a steakum and pretend Im hanging out with BarJockey.

[ralphbxny]

Bye Buddies Damn I'm starvin' and walking to Geno's right after i sign out
CYA.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2270/2067463792_627c246bce.jpg?v=0

Get me one with! With sweet peppers!

[Furtherman]

Wow, Dave trivia that is actually kinda accurate.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/TwelveDaysofTerrorCover.jpg/200px-TwelveDaysofTerrorCover.jpg

Read this book about the shark (most likely a Bull Shark) that terrorized New Jersey. Great, great book.

[ANC]

Just got back, did I miss much?

[TheMojoPin]

Wow, Dave trivia that is actually kinda accurate.

"Targeting kids?"

Dave is way off on this one. The shark (if it was the same one as the other attacks) got one kid. The rest of the victims were adults and a teen.

[ChrisTheCop]

"Targeting kids?"

Dave is way off on this one. The shark (if it was the same one as the other attacks) got one kid. The rest of the victims were adults and a teen.

Youre speaking of the Kitner boy?

[drjoek]

Just got back, did I miss much?

The best show ever
Human sacrifice
Naked women
Free drinks for all the callers

[barjockey]

Get me one with! With sweet peppers!

UMM sweetpeppers you got it!!

[PD]

Wow, Dave trivia that is actually kinda accurate. The 1916 NJ shark attacks, which included a death in Spring Lake.

from wikipedia
He developed the idea of a man-eating shark terrorising a community after reading of a fisherman Frank Mundus catching a 4,550 pound great white shark off the coast of Long Island in 1964.
He also drew some material from the tragic Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916.

[Furtherman]

Youre speaking of the Kitner boy?

MY SON IS DEAD!

[TjM]

Bull Sharks have been know to attack pretty much anything.

[ANC]

The best show ever
Human sacrifice
Naked women
Free drinks for all the callers

I heard it would be the best show ever... I should've listened to Gvac.

[Aqualad]

How is Dave wrong, Ron? That is what Jaws was based on.

[Heather 8]

"Targeting kids?"

Dave is way off on this one. The shark (if it was the same one as the other attacks) got one kid. The rest of the victims were adults and a teen.

I was typing that just before he said the "targeting kids" part. I still stand by "kinda accurate."

Can't I go one post without bashing Dave? Please?

[hexy68]

hexy youre the best,thx:clap:

no prob dude, R&F brings out the best in me

[barjockey]

Bye Buddies I'll see ya all tomorrow

PEACE

[Furtherman]

I should've listened to Gvac.

No one has recently.

[drjoek]

Frank Mundus caught the largest Great White Shark ever caught on rod and reel 3427 pound shark
link (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_kmesq/is_200408/ai_n6908193)

[hexy68]

...I would probably have to suck the dick.

are you looking for another Mod Quote Edwin? :happy:

[TheMojoPin]

Ron and his dad...GOLD.

[ChrisTheCop]

Aw Jeez.. I hope JerryTaker's not listening.

[TheMojoPin]

How is Dave wrong, Ron? That is what Jaws was based on.

Because all it did was give the author the idea to write about a series of shark attacks. What happens in Jaws and what actually happened are completely different outside of a shark eating people.

[Heather 8]

Aw Jeez.. I hope JerryTaker's not listening.

Seconded.

[drjoek]

open faced casket :lol:

[Furtherman]

Aw Jeez.. I hope JerryTaker's not listening.

How can he hear anything with all the "I stink I'm ugly I'm a loser" talk echoing in his noggin?

[Heather 8]

Dave, people aren't looking to have a little fun while they commit suicide!

[TheMojoPin]

I get an ultimately harmless feeling like my heart is skipping a beat due to stress, bt before I found out what it was, it happened a bunch of times in a row at work and I thought I was gonna die and all I could think of was, "how can I kick the bucket right here, right now without embarassing myself?" Public embarassment...scarier than death!

[midwestjeff]

Pull The Cord, Johhny!!!

[EliSnow]

open faced casket :lol:

Hey, those are great with gravy.

[ANC]

open faced casket :lol:

Mmmm I'm starvin... Anyone want to ride out to Brennan and Carr?

[IMSlacker]

When you do a tandem jump, the instructor is wearing the chute. how are you going to take him out with you?

[TheMojoPin]

Dave's quote of the day:

"Hitler had the right idea."

[Badinia]

People who kill themselves driving the wrong way on the Autobahn are called "ghosts." I can't imagine taking an innocent person with me, that's crap.

[Edwin]

are you looking for another Mod Quote Edwin? :happy:

I have to filter my thoughts. Holy gay sounding!

[ANC]

Dave's quote of the day:

"Hitler had the right idea."

Ya beat me to it! :thumbup:

[ChrisTheCop]

I get an ultimately harmless feeling like my heart is skipping a beat due to stress, bt before I found out what it was, it happened a bunch of times in a row at work and I thought I was gonna die and all I could think of was, "how can I kick the bucket right here, right now without embarassing myself?" Public embarassment...scarier than death!

Ive thought that too. I had a bout with cardiac stuff not long ago,
and ever since, I keep my apartment clean so that the cops and ems that come to get my body dont think I lived like a bum.

[A.J.]

I get an ultimately harmless feeling like my heart is skipping a beat due to stress, bt before I found out what it was, it happened a bunch of times in a row at work and I thought I was gonna die and all I could think of was, "how can I kick the bucket right here, right now without embarassing myself?" Public embarassment...scarier than death!

Everyone knows you crap your pants when you die!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Chef_dead.jpg

[Furtherman]

Ive thought that too. I had a bout with cardiac stuff not long ago,
and ever since, I keep my apartment clean so that the cops and ems that come to get my body dont think I lived like a bum.

Note to self: clean apartment.

[Friday]

I was typing that just before he said the "targeting kids" part. I still stand by "kinda accurate."

Can't I go one post without bashing Dave? Please?

did you just Mod yourself? :smile:

open faced casket :lol:

fuckin starvin!


seeyah!

[ralphbxny]

C-ya Kids!!!

[Baby DEW Year]

DONK! See ya buddies!

[Badinia]

Ive thought that too. I had a bout with cardiac stuff not long ago,
and ever since, I keep my apartment clean so that the cops and ems that come to get my body dont think I lived like a bum.

I used to keep my room clean because my mommy said that Jesus could come back at any time, and I wanted Him to know that I kept all shoes lined up.

[chili]

cya buddays! :bye:

[PD]

later buddays.

[TheMojoPin]

People who kill themselves driving the wrong way on the Autobahn are called "ghosts." I can't imagine taking an innocent person with me, that's crap.

No kidding. People that kill themselves by jumping off of a building, or in front of a train or into traffic or whatever...what assholes. You're forcing someone else to live with the horror of seeing or causing your death for the rest of their lives...or worse if other people get injured or killed. How fucking selfish. The height of douchebaggery. Hell, with any suicide, someone has to deal with the horror and shock of the act and the body and whatnot. In short, if you commit suicide...YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

[Furtherman]

I used to keep my room clean because my mommy said that Jesus could come back at any time, and I wanted Him to know that I kept all shoes lined up.

That's the basis of religion right there. Silly, isn't it? Waiting for the other shoe to drop and it never will.

[drjoek]

Cya Buddays
Im going sailing on Ninigret Pond
Tomorrow Grateful Dead Opening? They usually do it for July 4th

[ChrisTheCop]

That's hilarious! I used to keep my room clean because my mommy said that Jesus could come back at any time, and I wanted Him to know that I kept all shoes lined up.

We often wonder what Jesus did between his birth and his 30's...
Now we know. He was an anal retentive fashionista.

[hexy68]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/bbsocfoot/thong-5.jpg

...CYA :bye:

[Heather 8]

did you just Mod yourself? :smile:



No, just with these final days of knocked-upness I'm trying to keep the bitchiness to a minimum (and failing miserably). :innocent:

Donk, buddays.

[ChrisTheCop]

Cya Buddays
Im going sailing on Ninigret Pond
Tomorrow Grateful Dead Opening? They usually do it for July 4th

Way to ruin it for the new folk, Doc.
:wink:

[TheMojoPin]

Ive thought that too. I had a bout with cardiac stuff not long ago,
and ever since, I keep my apartment clean so that the cops and ems that come to get my body dont think I lived like a bum.

I wonder about the porn I have. If I die suddenly, that stuff is just gonna be sitting here, waiting to be found by my mother.

Awful.

[ANC]

Later Buddies! :smoke:

[ChrisTheCop]

I wonder about the porn I have. If I die suddenly, that stuff is just gonna be sitting here, waiting to be found by my mother.

Awful.

Fuck.


My apartment is not as clean as it needs to be.

[Friday]

No kidding. People that kill themselves by jumping off of a building, or in front of a train or into traffic or whatever...what assholes. You're forcing someone else to live with the horror of seeing or causing your death for the rest of their lives...or worse if other people get injured or killed. How fucking selfish. The height of douchebaggery. Hell, with any suicide, someone has to deal with the horro and shcok of the act and the body and whatnot. In short, if you commit suicide...YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

horro and shcok indeed!!


anyway,i don't think suicidal people really care what you think at that point.

but just in case, you should paste this in that other thread. :bye:

[ANC]

I wonder about the porn I have. If I die suddenly, that stuff is just gonna be sitting here, waiting to be found by my mother.

Awful.

That's like that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Jeff is in the hospital.. :laugh:

[A.J.]

I wonder about the porn I have. If I die suddenly, that stuff is just gonna be sitting here, waiting to be found by my mother.

Awful.

Given my personality, I don't think my mother would be at all surprised to find my porn.

[Aqualad]

Because all it did was give the author the idea to write about a series of shark attacks. What happens in Jaws and what actually happened are completely different outside of a shark eating people.

Right.

[disneyspy]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/bbsocfoot/thong-5.jpg

...CYA :bye:

fantastic!cya

[Badinia]

I wonder about the porn I have. If I die suddenly, that stuff is just gonna be sitting here, waiting to be found by my mother.

Awful.

invention idea: a sealed flashpot to keep your porn in, if you (GOD FORBID) have a cardiac event or get hit by a bus, you press a button on a fob kept around your wrist and BOOM it is blown up in a sealed container.

Give me 10% of the revenue when it's patented.

Name ideas: The Good Boy. The Jackapot. The Big Bang.

[Friday]

I wonder about the porn I have. If I die suddenly, that stuff is just gonna be sitting here, waiting to be found by my mother.

Awful.

i think one of the worst parts about having a dead parent is knowing that they can see all of your porn from where they are, anytime they want.

and that they KNOW it all now. :innocent:

[ChrisTheCop]

invention idea: a sealed flashpot to keep your porn in, if you (GOD FORBID) have a cardiac event or get hit by a bus, you press a button on a fob kept around your wrist and BOOM it is blown up in a sealed container.

Give me 10% of the revenue when it's patented.

Or like that heart monitor on the bad guy from Lost.
If your heart stops beating, it sends a signal to your closet, which is packed with just enough C-4 to destroy your porn, unsent love letters, and misaligned shoes.

[Badinia]

Or like that heart monitor on the bad guy from Lost.
If your heart stops beating, it sends a signal to you closet, which is packed with just enough C-4 to destroy your porn, unsent love letters, and misaligned shoes.

Har! I'll never catch up on that dang show.

[TheMojoPin]

Given my personality, I don't think my mother would be at all surprised to find my porn.

Oh, I know my mom knows, but she likes to pretend that it was just a "phase" or is generally in denial about it. But the idea of her finding it while dealing with my untimely death...horrible.

When I had roommates, I told them where I kept it so that if something happened to me, they were to immediately remove it form my belongings and computer. I know my dad knows, and I think he'd be thinking ahead enough to dispose of it before my mom found it.

[EliSnow]

Anyone ever thought of what it would be like on the board if you die? Like people finding out about it?

For some, it's not a problem because you're friends off the board and communicate other ways.

Just one of those death hypothetcal musings that occur to me every now and then.

[ChrisTheCop]

Maybe I should just get rid of the old porn, and get more contemporary shit.
I mean, do I really want them inviting Ginger Lynn to my funeral?

[ChrisTheCop]

Anyone ever thought of what it would be like on the board if you die? Like people finding out about it?

For some, it's not a problem because you're friends off the board and communicate other ways.

Just one of those death hypothetcal musings that occur to me every now and then.

Ive thought of that. I mean, if a cop gets shot and killed, even if they release his name as Chris, theres a thousand cops named Chris (at least 2 on this board alone!)
I have indeed wondered how long it would take until one of those "Where is ChrisTheCop" threads was posted. And how long after that someone would make the connection.

Wow. Its alot more morbid to have to type it out. lol.

[Furtherman]

Or like that heart monitor on the bad guy from Lost.
If your heart stops beating, it sends a signal to your closet, which is packed with just enough C-4 to destroy your porn, unsent love letters, and misaligned shoes.

My god, you're an animal!