I'm drunk as a ...

[Captain Rooster]

Guatamalen Monkey.

[DarkHippie]

the return of 'ask drunken rooster?'

I'll start: where have you been?

[TeeBone]

...Kennedy
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:keo-xRHOHuehBM:http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ted_kennedy_drunk.jpg

[led37zep]

is a Guatamalen Monkey drunker than a skunk?

I lost my "I'm as drunk as a..." chart.

[Captain Rooster]

the return of 'ask drunken rooster?'

I'll start: where have you been?

Places unknown to man ... and you're drunk as a ..........

[DarkHippie]

I'm drunk as a Welsh rugby fan

[Friday]

http://www.gallagherstravels.com/international_places/Guatamala/story003/images/image003.jpg

you do look pretty drunk, sir.....


so...what was your delicious poison tonight?

[Kevin]

Drunk as a St Louis Cardinal.

[Captain Rooster]

http://www.gallagherstravels.com/international_places/Guatamala/story003/images/image003.jpg

you do look pretty drunk, sir.....


so...what was your delicious poison tonight?

Johnny Black .... I look drunk? You a psychic? Or just hot?

[~Katja~]

Guatamalen Monkey.

do you use firefox????

pretty impressive spelling for a drunk. Then again, not much liquor will fit in this adorable monkey's tummy... so that may explain it.

(ok, so you made a little mistake, but when I drink I throw in extra letters left and right...)

[Captain Rooster]

do you use firefox????

pretty impressive spelling for a drunk. Then again, not much liquor will fit in this adorable monkey's tummy... so that may explain it.

(ok, so you made a little mistake, but when I drink I throw in extra letters left and right...)


It's just my education ... or my ed-you-mah-kate-shun.

[tele7]

...Southwest Pilot

[Friday]

Johnny Black .... I look drunk? You a psychic? Or just hot?

i can see it in your eyes.... er ... lips.... :tongue:

is it time for questions yet?!?

<~~ so excited....

[~Katja~]

It's just my education ... or my ed-you-mah-kate-shun.

equal spaces and dashes??? you are soooo not drunk... or at least not as drunk as a monkey... a sewer rat, maybe, but not monkey :D

[hammersavage]

...redheaded radio producer on Tito's!!!

[Captain Rooster]

i can see it in your eyes.... er ... lips.... :tongue:

is it time for questions yet?!?

<~~ so excited....

Excited? ... Let's do this ...

[Captain Rooster]

equal spaces and dashes??? you are soooo not drunk... or at least not as drunk as a monkey... a sewer rat, maybe, but not monkey :D

OK ... Guatalmalen Sewer Rat ... Do they have sewers?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lleeder

[DarkHippie]

I like turtles

[Captain Rooster]

I like turtles

Guatamalen Turtles?

[JerseyRich]

shit...someone already did that joke...


Ummm...

Billy Martin!


I got nothing

[Tall_James]

What scotch would you prefer to drink besides Johnny Walker Black?

[Kevin]

What scotch would you prefer to drink besides Johnny Walker Black?

JW Red is the worst thing that was ever created in the history of the world.

[Captain Rooster]

shit...someone already did that joke...


Ummm...

Billy Martin!


I got nothing

WOW ... a word from the apotheosis ... Now I ... (((bow))) ... and wait for the bass to play.

;)

[Captain Rooster]

JW Red is the worst thing that was ever created in the history of the world.

Roger that.

[Friday]

JW Red is the worst thing that was ever created in the history of the world.

nobody asked you, kid!!!


Rooster.... do you think the Ron and Fez show will survive this silly merger?
Will us oldbies have to deal with yet another hiatus, complete with sadness and separation anxiety??

[Captain Rooster]

JW Red is the worst thing that was ever created in the history of the world.

JW BLUE is the most expensive thing in the world since (current hot girl)'s cooch!!!

[JerseyRich]

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[~Katja~]

OK ... Guatalmalen Sewer Rat ... Do they have sewers?

hehe- the streets are the sewer in GuatEmala ;)

I see your spelling is getting worse now. That means you are feeling way better.
I call that a successful night!

[JerseyRich]

Rooster...

Will Tequila baby ever come back?

[Tall_James]

Rooster - considering home heating oil prices will be through the roof this coming winter, how many cords of wood should I purchase to offset my use of oil in heating my house? I'm thinking two but would appreciate your thoughts on the matter.

[Captain Rooster]

nobody asked you, kid!!!


Rooster.... do you think the Ron and Fez show will survive this silly merger?
Will us oldbies have to deal with yet another hiatus, complete with sadness and separation anxiety??

I have a real hard time with issues re: the show ... I work when the show plays live ... and I'd love to call in ...

I just HOPE the boys call come back in the evenings


KROCK ... WAKE THE FUCK UP! Ron and Fez are better than "Get the Led Out" .... 1985 called and they want WBAB's gig back!

[Captain Rooster]

Rooster - considering home heating oil prices will be through the roof this coming winter, how many cords of wood should I purchase to offset my use of oil in heating my house? I'm thinking two but would appreciate your thoughts on the matter.


Have you seen Brazil? Forrests? Who needs clean air?

[JerseyRich]

NAKED TEQUILA BABY!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://richstillwell.com/nakedtequilababy.gif

[JerseyRich]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://richstillwell.com/babytub.gif

[Captain Rooster]

NAKED TEQUILA BABY!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://richstillwell.com/nakedtequilababy.gif

HOLY OLD SCHOOL BAT-RICH!!!!!

[Captain Rooster]

What scotch would you prefer to drink besides Johnny Walker Black?

Kinda blurry .. but .. Glenlivet ... work for you?

[JerseyRich]

Old School Gvac!

http://richstillwell.com/RF/bc19.jpg

[Captain Rooster]

Old School Gvac!

http://richstillwell.com/RF/bc19.jpg

Cap'n America just rolled in his comic-book grave.

[JerseyRich]

...The Blowhard in his Kindergarten picture...

http://richstillwell.com/RF/class.jpg

[Friday]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://richstillwell.com/babytub.gif

if i have a baby.... i seriously hope it looks and acts like this.

now, where to find the perfect baby daddy.........

Old School Gvac!

http://richstillwell.com/RF/bc19.jpg

Greg is NEVER this much fun anymore...... :thumbdown:

[Captain Rooster]

I think Blowhard (Heckler) was drinking a forty on the birth scale

[JerseyRich]

if i have a baby.... i seriously hope it looks and acts like this.

now, where to find the perfect baby daddy.........



Greg is NEVER this much fun anymore...... :thumbdown:

That's G(Vacation) to you Miss!

[Tall_James]

Kinda blurry .. but .. Glenlivet ... work for you?

It would work very well. I would have also accepted Oban.

[Captain Rooster]

It would work very well. I would have also accepted Oban.

:drunk:

[Friday]

did Rooster pass out?

If not... what are your thoughts on ICE HATs?

(beer.... either in can or bottle... frozen for about 55 minutes and then enjoyed as a beer slushy.)

have you ever had one?
i hear they are quite refreshing on summer days....

[Captain Rooster]

did Rooster pass out?

If not... what are your thoughts on ICE HATs?

(beer.... either in can or bottle... frozen for about 55 minutes and then enjoyed as a beer slushy.)

have you ever had one?
i hear they are quite refreshing on summer days....

This place is sackless ... )other than you and few select members) ... but I put a beer in the freezer and call it "on deck" ... many times it is slushy ... often not.

[Friday]

i tried my first with Coors Light.... major disappointment.
but with Yuengling bottles...... Delicious Slushy goodness.... as long as you don't forget about it in the fridge.

does Rooster have to work tomorrow morning?
:tongue:

[JerseyRich]

i tried my first with Coors Light.... major disappointment.
but with Yuengling bottles...... Delicious Slushy goodness.... as long as you don't forget about it in the fridge.

does Rooster have to work tomorrow morning?
:tongue:

Rooster is one of those guys that only works for 9 months...then gets 3 months off in the summer.

Sissy.