Pat from Moonachie on NJ.com

[Freitag]

http://videos.nj.com/star-ledger/2008/07/determined_to_down_over_two_do.html

If anything, the ultra-serious voiceover on the clip gives this 10x win.

Plus he got the O&A plugs in. Good show, Pat, good show!

[Heather 8]

The first 30 seconds looks like a "Cribs Part Deux" edition.

[LaBoob]

Woohoo! Way to go Pat!

You're a funny guy! Congrats

(Though he did come across as a bit of a retard in that very last shot where he's yelling "yaaaaaay!" holding that tray of uneaten dogs.)

[ANC]

(Though he did come across as a bit of a retard in that very last shot where he's yelling "yaaaaaay!" holding that tray of uneaten dogs.)

:lol:

Best of Luck to ya Pat!

[JPMNICK]

the voice over guy is terrible

but pat is hysterical! good luck!

[Caseyelan]

I love pat so god damn much.
I seriously think he is the funniest person on 202. EVER.

[JPMNICK]

I love pat so god damn much.
I seriously think he is the funniest person on 202. EVER.

right now dave is weeping in a corner somewhere

[Hottub]

I love pat so god damn much.
I seriously think he is the funniest person on 202. EVER.

But, but...:glurps:

Poor Davey Mac.

[Freitag]

I love pat so god damn much.
I seriously think he is the funniest person on 202. EVER.

booooooaaaaaaaard gossip

[happytypinggirl]

Yay Pat! Good Luck!

[silks]

Go get 'em Pat!

[Dash77]

Go for it Pat....:clap::clap:

[Friday]

:clap:

Go Pat, Go!!

[djjd]

way to go pat

[FezsAssistant]

I love Pat.
Good luck!

[docgoblin]

I love pat so god damn much.
I seriously think he is the funniest person on 202. EVER.

I was saying the same thing during his last visit to the show. He killed! I'd love to see him with a show of his own. All he needs is a co-host to set him up, then he can knock 'em outta the park. I'd listen every day!

GOOD LUCK PAT!!!!

[jauble]

Pat is awesome and such a funny guy...he had me rolling for the brief period of time that I talked with him. Good luck Pat...rock those dogs.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll129/jauble/073.jpg

[Heather 8]

ESPN is airing the contest live right now.

[Friday]

I'm watchin! :clap:

[LaBoob]

PHEW! I thought I missed it, but it's on now.

GO PAT!!! :clap:

[Heather 8]

Ah, there's our cheruby-cheeked superstar! Go Pat!

8 says they credited him as an O&A producer? Is that strictly in the Paul Mecurio sense?

[KnoxHarrington]

ESPN's chyron for him called him a "producer" for Opie & Anthony. The "color man" (and I can't believe there's a "color man" for fat douchebags eatin' dozens and dozens of hot dogs) did mention that he's an Opie & Anthony fan in passing.

[Friday]

yeah i didn't hear that.... but did hear them mention he is an Opie and Anthony Fan.

[KnoxHarrington]

I love how seriously the announcers are treating this. They're dealing with this like an actual sporting event.

[LaBoob]

I did hear the announcer make it a point to say he would NOT "friend" Pat on Myspace. Ouch.

[Heather 8]

I love how seriously the announcers are treating this. They're dealing with this like an actual sporting event.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1812/10039320x240oh6.jpg
It's still real to me, dammit!

[BoondockSaint]

The Clay Aiken of bacon?

[KnoxHarrington]

This whole thing is making me realize that I'm fuckin' starvin' here.

I don't have any hot dogs, but I could pop in a couple of brats.

[BoondockSaint]

Why is it only 10 minutes?

[Heather 8]

Ew, officially no longer starvin'.

[KnoxHarrington]

I saw the name "Philbin" pop up on the leader board for a few seconds, but it fell away again.

Yeah, this is disgusting. This is one of those things that makes you long for the apocalypse.

[Heather 8]

Why is it only 10 minutes?

Apparently that's how long the contest was in ye olden days, so they're going back to "tradition."

[KnoxHarrington]

There it was again: Philbin at 8.

Unfortunately, the leader is at 23 now.

Oh my God, I just heard a "USA USA" chant. I am officially less proud to be an American than I've ever been.

[Heather 8]

Pat's at 8 for the moment.

[KnoxHarrington]

11 at roughly the halfway point.

Leader is at 33.

[Heather 8]

Double digits for Pat.

[Friday]

this is disgusting! lololol

Poor Pat.... these guys are housing him.... but he is workin it.....

go Pat! you can doooooeeeeeet!

[KnoxHarrington]

12 with 4:20 to go.

[KnoxHarrington]

I want to see that douche with a mohawk just fucking puke all over the place. Fuck him.

[Heather 8]

Fix yer fawkin' leader board!

[LaBoob]

this is disgusting! lololol

Poor Pat.... these guys are housing him.... but he is workin it.....

go Pat! you can doooooeeeeeet!

I never watched before... it really is fucking foul!

Go Pat? :sad:

[KnoxHarrington]

Fix yer fawkin' leader board!

Yeah, at this point, just stick with the two leaders: they've pulled out to an insurmountable lead over the others. We'll get the others later.

[KnoxHarrington]

"This is one of the most exciting finishes in all of sports."

Uh, no.

[Heather 8]

Ugh, enough with the real sport comparisons.

[LaBoob]

A TIE??? Gay.

[KnoxHarrington]

5 dog eat-off!

[BoondockSaint]

Sudden death!

[LaBoob]

Eat off baby!

[Heather 8]

5 dog eat-off? Reversal comin' up.

[tele7]

A TIE!!!!! 5 dog eat off time. This is so fucking disgusting!!

[Friday]

EAT OFF!

lol

[Heather 8]

I think Chestnut just messed himself to make room. Ewww.

[BoondockSaint]

Usa Usa Usa

[LaBoob]

"The passion is raw, but the hot dogs are cooked"

Shut the fuck up!

[Heather 8]

FIX! This "sport" is fixed!

[KnoxHarrington]

"Just like Tiger Woods a couple of weeks ago."

Uh, I don't think that Tiger stuffed 64 damn hot dogs down his maw.

[FezsAssistant]

It does come across as being fixed. It's probably in their best interest to have an American champion.

[LaBoob]

Congrats to Pat for even being there. :thumbup: You're a wiener in my book! *wacky horn*

[JackBurton Says]

I love how the announcers were comparing the eaters to actual sport athletes lol....

[LaBoob]

Kobayashi: I think I lost because I wasn't quick enough in the 5 hot dog eat off.

What insight!

[JackBurton Says]

HOLY SHIT....they actually get a championship belt??? this is hysterical!

[Heather 8]

Yes, as long as an American holds the mustard belt, we as a country are okey-dokey.

UGH.

[KnoxHarrington]

"You can't eat the tomatoes, and gas is $5.00 a gallon, but the Mustard Belt is staying in America, so all is right."

Fuck you, buddy.

[BoondockSaint]

Joey Chestnut really is an American hero.

[KnoxHarrington]

They didn't give the full results (the dog-off probably made the show run late), so we don't know Pat's number yet. I know about halfway through, he was at 12, so I'm guessing at least 20, maybe 25 or so.

[KnoxHarrington]

Official results, courtesy of the International Federation of Competitive Eating:

Official Results:

Joey Chestnut: 59
Takeru Kobayashi: 59
Tim Janus: 42
Pat Bertoletti: 38
Sonya Thomas: 34
Hall Hunt: 30
Bob Shoudt: 30
Juliet Lee: 29
Erik Denmark: 28
Juris Shibayama: 28
Tim Brown: 27
Eric Booker: 25.5
Patrick Vandam: 25
Rich LeFevre: 25
Crazy Legs Conti: 24
Allan Goldstein: 21
Pat Philbin: 19
Nathan Biller: 18.5
Pete Davekos: 18
Arturo Rios: 16
Kevin Ross: 14

Seems like he kind of flamed out then, because he was at 12 with about 4 minutes to go. Oh well, good luck next year budday.

http://www.ifoce.com/news.php?action=detail&sn=612

[PatFromMoonachie]

For those who didn't watch ..

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/Jul04_0029.jpg

I WON!! I WON!! :innocent:

..Actually I ate 20 (a sub-par performance on my part), I'm not sure why they posted 19 i'll investigate that!

Here's some cellphone pics I took:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=21164726&albumId=2696136)


<Sean Connery impression>Hosp was there, when I yelled to the thousands present "Hey Everybody ..it's Hosp!!" ..a hush fell over the crowd ..I would call it a "Stunned Silence" ..it was incredible, no traction at all! :unsure: <Sean Connery impression>

[Jughead]

Pat I really enjoy you when the Boys have you on....I wish you everything great the rest of 2008......You are a special Person...Jug:smile:

[ahhdurr]

Philbin?? Of the Moonachie Philbins?

[flavopop]

Pat, way to represent buddy!
I work in the Woodridge/Moonachie Post Office, I sort your mail Monkey Boy...lol... way to represent buddy! Good Job bro, you crack me up...Ronnie P: clap:

[PatFromMoonachie]

Pat, way to represent buddy!
I work in the Woodridge/Moonachie Post Office, I sort your mail Monkey Boy...lol... way to represent buddy! Good Job bro, you crack me up...Ronnie P: clap:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/newman.jpg

"HELLO, RONNIE!" :bye:

[ozzie]

Here's some cellphone pics I took:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=21164726&albumId=2696136)

http://a809.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_2e0d70c6a2e5b671540204d9217f7738.jpg

How low has Gary Busey sunk that he's taking pictures of a Hot Dog eating contest.

And what the hell are those weapons the Nathan's chicks are weilding?

[Hottub]

Way to represent, Pat.:clap: