Fatal Cunnilingus?

[LaBoob]

So I'm reading a book called "Final Exists: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die", by Michael Largo, a book that documents various ways people have died through history, from Ants and Aphrodisiacs, to Kinky Hair Disease (a copper deficiency that causes the afflicted's hair to become kinky, then they die), to Zoofatalism (being killed from getting too close to an animal at the zoo).

I came across one today that I thought was worth sharing... Oral sex:

When a woman receives oral sex air should not be blown into the vagina, as it can enter the bloodstream and create and embolism - an air bubble that can kill the recipient in a matter of seconds. However, a full burst of air, as in blowing up a balloon, is required to achieve this.It then goes on to say that one can cause this to happen themselves if they use "items" on themselves that force too much air "up there", such as:

a carrot, soap on a rope, a pumpkin, candles, batteries and various applinances not designed for penetration.919 women die each year of an embolism obtained while engaging in oral sex and regular intercourse.Yikes. What kind of rookie tries to blow up a vagina like a balloon?

And... a pumpkin???!

[jauble]

On a google search for "pumpkin sex" this is one of the things I found. Probably NSFW as it (http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/) show you how to create an "orange pony" by securing a dildo into a pumpkin.

[LaBoob]

Niiiiice...I can't wait for Halloween!

[donnie_darko]

who would've known that a queef/vart? is your bodies attempt to save your LIFE.

[ANC]

"Any chick that can envelope a pumpkin with her vagina can drink from my canteen any day!"

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/a/images/apocalypse-now-3.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Dude. I am starvin'!

We got any pumpkin vagina ?

[Sue_Bender]

I've blown several chances for oral sex.

[Furtherman]

I came across one today that I thought was worth sharing... Oral sex:

I had read about this in college and always liked to tease the girls by blowing into a closed fist and then covering it up with the other hand. "You'd be dead in seconds!"

I'm glad someone else came across this!

[ANC]

I had read about this in college and always liked to tease the girls by blowing into a closed fist and then covering it up with the other hand. "You'd be dead in seconds!"

I'm glad someone else came across this!

I take it you're a romantic eh?
:wink:

[Furtherman]

I take it you're a romantic eh?
:wink:

Apparently I'm worth the risk.

[JustJon]

I can just imagine this murder mystery, with Columbo investigating how the woman was found dead and naked...

[JerseyRich]

I can just imagine this murder mystery, with Columbo investigating how the woman was found dead and naked...

How old are you?

[djjd]

So I'm reading a book called "Final Exists: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die", by Michael Largo, a book that documents various ways people have died through history, from Ants and Aphrodisiacs, to Kinky Hair Disease (a copper deficiency that causes the afflicted's hair to become kinky, then they die), to Zoofatalism (being killed from getting too close to an animal at the zoo).



great book, have you read the portable obituary by the same author

[LaBoob]

I had read about this in college and always liked to tease the girls by blowing into a closed fist and then covering it up with the other hand. "You'd be dead in seconds!"

I'm glad someone else came across this!

You sound like a hot date! :wub:

great book, have you read the portable obituary by the same author

I will probably be reading that one next. It's good beach reading because you can come in and out of it so easily.

[bobrobot]

Great speech about male pumpkin sex, among other things, by Roberto Benigni from the Jim Jarmusch film "Night on Earth."

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/nighton.html


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I think "Killer Cunnilingus" sounds better, more alliterative, & it leaves the door open for "Fatal Fellatio!!!"

[LaBoob]

Great speech about male pumpkin sex, among other things, by Roberto Benigni from the Jim Jarmusch film "Night on Earth."

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/nighton.html


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I think "Killer Cunnilingus" sounds better, more alliterative, & it leaves the door open for "Fatal Fellatio!!!"

:lol:Good clip Bobo... he talks about the sheep like Dave talked about the beautiful blue-eyed Husky dog he let blow him.

[JerseyRich]

Gotta love "Night on Earth"

I'm seriously starvin' for pumpkin. Seriously.