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reillyluck
07-09-2008, 04:38 PM
so there was a huge delay for the Hoboken Path Train. I had to take another train to Pavonia Newport to take the lightrail. As im sure many people know, when theres a delay during rush hour, the platform gets PACKED. well as the doors were opening, this Big Guy decides he's going to push me and this other chick out of the way so he can try to get in.

Now mind you, im on 23rd street and the stop before me is 33rd. with the delay happening, the train is already full. so i touch his arm and said "was that really necessary?" he turns around gets in my face and proceeds to take his finger and point in my temple and say "what are you gonna do about it, fuck off" as he turns his head to put his back towards me i pick up my heavy Bed, Bath and Beyond Bag that has a wooden Shower caddy and hit him in his head!! i then proceed to say "thats what im gonna do about it, ya dumb fuck!!!" He did NOTHING!!! i thought i was going to have to throw down with this guy, but he was shocked!! we both got off at the same stop and he just says "i deserved that".

Im like "are you serious?" i mean this guy had no problem touching my face and getting stupid, but he actually backed off after I Hit him?

Fuckin' weirdos.

mikeyboy
07-09-2008, 04:40 PM
:clap: Don't fuck with Reilly! :clap:

IamPixie
07-09-2008, 04:43 PM
so there was a huge delay for the Hoboken Path Train. I had to take another train to Pavonia Newport to take the lightrail. As im sure many people know, when theres a delay during rush hour, the platform gets PACKED. well as the doors were opening, this Big Guy decides he's going to push me and this other chick out of the way so he can try to get in.

Now mind you, im on 23rd street and the stop before me is 33rd. with the delay happening, the train is already full. so i touch his arm and said "was that really necessary?" he turns around gets in my face and proceeds to take his finger and point in my temple and say "what are you gonna do about it, fuck off" as he turns his head to put his back towards me i pick up my heavy Bed, Bath and Beyond Bag that has a wooden Shower caddy and hit him in his head!! i then proceed to say "thats what im gonna do about it, ya dumb fuck!!!" He did NOTHING!!! i thought i was going to have to throw down with this guy, but he was shocked!! we both got off at the same stop and he just says "i deserved that".

Im like "are you serious?" i mean this guy had no problem touching my face and getting stupid, but he actually backed off after I Hit him?

Fuckin' weirdos.

bahahaha. Did you take out your earring before you hit him? You've got some balls. I'm glad it didn't escalate. Good for you, but be careful!

britneypablo
07-09-2008, 04:44 PM
her side tit alone could take a man down, i tried to tell u to watch out for her! ;)

Badinia
07-09-2008, 04:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! I love you, badass.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-09-2008, 04:46 PM
BRAVO!

People on the PATH can be animals... ANIMALS!!!

mikeyboy
07-09-2008, 04:47 PM
So I'm the only male to post in this thread? I feel like I walked into an ambush.

reillyluck
07-09-2008, 04:48 PM
bahahaha. Did you take out your earring before you hit him? You've got some balls. I'm glad it didn't escalate. Good for you, but be careful!

:lol:

This motha fucka touched my face and that was it. I completely lost it!! It was a packed train car and the people next to me just jaw dropped. most uncomfortable awkward ride afterwards.

Hottub
07-09-2008, 04:48 PM
Do you know how many Pricks i practically have to almost knock the fuck out on a daily basis?

For a chick, reilly's a cool dude.
Reilly fucking RULES!!!!!

I want her for my tag team partner in the ronfez.net Rumble!

You don't take no shit, kid. I like your moxy!

TheGameHHH
07-09-2008, 04:48 PM
crazy bitch.........thats awesome

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-09-2008, 04:49 PM
an ambush.


Pun intended?

IamPixie
07-09-2008, 04:50 PM
:lol:

This motha fucka touched my face

that's nuts. Who does that? seriously? to a chick?! or anyone!

JustJon
07-09-2008, 04:51 PM
yeah, bitchesssssssssss

mikeyboy
07-09-2008, 04:52 PM
Reilly fucking RULES!!!!!

I want her for my tag team partner in the ronfez.net Rumble!

Bring it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/986604370208_0_BG5.jpg

Hottub
07-09-2008, 04:53 PM
Bring it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/986604370208_0_BG5.jpg

Oh no you di'int!!!!!!

Call Hard Rock Johnny. It's on, Bitch!

Jujubees2
07-09-2008, 04:54 PM
Reilly is my idol!!!!!!!!!!

reillyluck
07-09-2008, 04:54 PM
Bring it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/986604370208_0_BG5.jpg

im sorry, but Leticia and i have a clause in our friendship contract. we cannot fight because she is reserving her vagina for me in case i need a new one. or vice versa. :wink:

jonyrotn
07-09-2008, 04:55 PM
Come on Reilly, he's from Jersey..I know you didn't expect him to man up.. :wink:

frye hole
07-09-2008, 04:59 PM
... useless without pics

is this what the wood shower caddy looked like?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/teak_shower_caddy.jpg

reillyluck
07-09-2008, 05:03 PM
... useless without pics

is this what the wood shower caddy looked like?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/teak_shower_caddy.jpg

hahahahahaha!!!!

Thats it!!!!! that fucker isnt light either!!

cogsdoc
07-09-2008, 05:07 PM
Good for you Reilly! A typical hothead bully. 90% of the time if you stand up to a bully they will back off like a chump. Of course the other 10% of the time the bully will smash your face in. Reilly I'm really glad you fell into the 90%.

FUNKMAN
07-09-2008, 05:09 PM
oom oom side of the head, hit e'm up side of the head oom oom

:thumbup:

DiabloSammich
07-09-2008, 05:11 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I guarantee you that 80% of the internet tough guy men on this board wouldn't have done what you did. Myself included.

A hero was born today, and her name is Reilly.


Ms. Luck if you're nasty.

sailor
07-09-2008, 05:12 PM
that's nuts. who buys a wooden shower caddy? seriously?

Bossanova
07-09-2008, 05:13 PM
Come on Reilly, he's from Jersey..I know you didn't expect him to man up.. :wink:

Words hurt sir

zildjian361
07-09-2008, 05:13 PM
that's nuts. Who does that? seriously? to a chick?! or anyone!

Lovely Reilly he's lucky i wasn't there. bitch ass mother F**cker. :nono:

reillyluck
07-09-2008, 05:14 PM
that's nuts. who buys a wooden shower caddy? seriously?

its awesome you phuckphace!!!!

IamPixie
07-09-2008, 05:15 PM
that's nuts. who buys a wooden shower caddy? seriously?

why do you like to hurt me so?

JPMNICK
07-09-2008, 05:18 PM
hahahah this is awesome. reilly rules

Friday
07-09-2008, 05:22 PM
that must have felt phenomenal.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Ritalin
07-09-2008, 05:22 PM
Don't Call It A Comeback
She's Been Here For Years

Hottub
07-09-2008, 05:23 PM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9260/tubreilsbt6.jpg

Bossanova
07-09-2008, 05:25 PM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9260/tubreilsbt6.jpg

The sad part is, Hottub looks more natural in that picture.

Fucking creep

drjoek
07-09-2008, 05:30 PM
Memo to all the fuck twats out there DO NOT mess with Reillyluck if you know whats good for ya

sailor
07-09-2008, 05:32 PM
its awesome you phuckphace!!!!

i'd fear warping.

why do you like to hurt me so?

no comment.

jauble
07-09-2008, 05:33 PM
Once again in a mods gone crazy world reilly tries to ban people in real life. Seriously though as much as we joke about it, there is a guy in jersey talking to his friends saying, "And then she hit me in the head with a shower caddy." That mental image makes me laugh.

IamPixie
07-09-2008, 05:33 PM
no comment.

:glurps:

PapaBear
07-09-2008, 05:35 PM
My favorite part is the "I deserved that" part. You totally brought him back to reality!

jauble
07-09-2008, 05:38 PM
Memo to all the fuck twats out there DO NOT mess with Reillyluck if you know whats good for ya

Who knew reilly didnt like clowns?

Devo37
07-09-2008, 05:39 PM
this board is quickly becoming a cesspool of train-rage assault. :tongue:

luckily, i haven't had to take the train to work for a few months.
unluckily, it's cuz my job relocated my department to a place where driving is the only option, just as gas prices began to rise to the highest prices ever.

sailor
07-09-2008, 05:41 PM
:glurps:

no glurps! you know you're my bff! :smile:

drjoek
07-09-2008, 05:41 PM
Reilly is this yours?
http://www.spreadthewhoop.com/getwhoop/images/shoppingcart/can_large.jpg

TheMojoPin
07-09-2008, 05:55 PM
A sweet blind guy tried to spark a passionate relationship with Reilly back in the day, but when touched her face to see what she looked like, she killed him with a spice rack to the temple.

LaBoob
07-09-2008, 05:55 PM
I'm glad this story ended well. I feel like you let the guy off easily, but it's probably for the best. I probably would've seen stars and then punched him in the face. Either that or my heart would've burst right then and there.

mikeyboy
07-09-2008, 05:57 PM
I hope Robot Artist's next comic book cover has Reilly in spandex and a cape wielding a shower caddy.

angrymissy
07-09-2008, 06:00 PM
BEST

STORY

EVER:clap:

TheMojoPin
07-09-2008, 06:02 PM
I probably would've seen stars and then punched him in the face.

Same here. I once saw Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie across the street and I just wailed on the next dude that walked my way. It was so weird.

DiabloSammich
07-09-2008, 06:04 PM
Same here. I once saw Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie across the street and I just wailed on the next dude that walked my way. It was so weird.



By wail on, you mean had sex with right? Cause Brangelina does the same thing for me.

PapaBear
07-09-2008, 06:04 PM
I hope Robot Artist's next comic book cover has Reilly in spandex and a cape wielding bong nunchucks.
Fixed.

Kris10
07-09-2008, 06:05 PM
Good for you Reilly!

I would have lost it if he touched me!

Marc with a c
07-09-2008, 06:16 PM
where are you posting from?

TheMojoPin
07-09-2008, 06:18 PM
where are you posting from?

http://www.that70shorrorguy.com/caged%20heat.jpg

jauble
07-09-2008, 06:18 PM
After impact I really wish reilly would have said "who's your caddy?"

KingGeno
07-09-2008, 07:17 PM
When it really comes down to it, 95% of tough guys are all talk.

George Carlin once said that if you took any big scary tough guy, smashed him in the face for about an hour, he would go down like a sack of fuckin' bricks.

The other 5% would have picked you up by the ankles, and beat an elderly person with your body as the weapon. Then would have enjoyed a Dr. Pepper.

DolaMight
07-09-2008, 07:25 PM
Good for you Reilly!

I would have lost it if he touched me!

She sorta did lose it. She hit a strange large burly man with bath accessories. I woulda pulled an ESD and let the bum take my coke. Brave but unwise given the amount of psycho's out there.

Proves the psychology of confronting bullies. Confront them in public and they go away.. most of the time.

Doogie
07-09-2008, 07:44 PM
If you want, I will pee into his drink for you...

King Hippos Bandaid
07-09-2008, 07:57 PM
nice job Reilly


fat guys on trains betta watch out, don't mess with pothead power

jonyrotn
07-09-2008, 08:31 PM
Come on Reilly, he's from Jersey..I know you didn't expect him to man up.. :wink:
Words hurt sir
I'm sorry Boss..:sad:...I thought you lived in a van down by the river..

TheMojoPin
07-09-2008, 08:55 PM
nice job Reilly


fat guys on trains betta watch out, don't mess with pothead power

What about fat guys on cruises?

jonyrotn
07-09-2008, 09:07 PM
where are you posting from?
Don't tell him Reilly! You're a fleeing felon..You can never be too careful..
He could be looking for reward money..

Marc..The problem is, she told you about hitting the guy but left out the fact that after she hit him she said..

"Now run your jewelry fool!!! And don't try and play slick on me son.. You're from Jersey, I want the bellyring too....
Just put it ALL in this Bed, Bath & beyond bag and there won't be none..And by none I mean killins"

She's on the run, Marc...So make like a tree and forget you spoke to her...

ChrisTheCop
07-09-2008, 09:16 PM
The guy was right about one thing: He deserved it.

I havent read past page 2, but Reilly, you are the shit. Well done.

jauble
07-09-2008, 09:27 PM
The guy was right about one thing: He deserved it.

I havent read past page 2, but Reilly, you are the shit. Well done.

ohh after that she raped white immigrant protestant children with blonde hair and blue eyes. Man I bet you wished you read more.

ANC
07-10-2008, 02:28 AM
Afterwards did you lift your shirt to reveal a RonFez.net tattoo and yell " You See this? You see this? This means NOT WELCOME"

Mike Teacher
07-10-2008, 02:38 AM
Part of me wants to commend and part of me is the morbid fuck who sees a worst case scenario.

Meaning a week ago a guy was riding my ass so I pulled over and waved him past me. He took this as an affront and decided to do the Testosterone Road Rage thing while in front of me; hitting his brakes, not going when the light turns green... I let it go until he really stopped short and I almost hit him. Welcome to summer at the NJ shore. Of Course his plates were NY.

My stick = an aircraft quality aluminum ice climbing axe. It will go through someones skull without much effort. Anyway I'm out of the car with said device and he gets out of the car and it dawns on me...

'This guy could have a gun, and could be shooting at me right now from 10 feet away.' I didnt want to make Mrs. The Teacher a widow quite yet, so I just called everyone in his car a cunt [thank you XM 202; it really improves insults in verbal fights] and said fuck you and get back your car, which he did.

=

Anyway, I'm just glad he wasnt some psycho you end up reading in the Post who follows you and then a block later sneaks up behind you with a rock. I've read too many nightmares like this.

Having said that; sounds like youre real good at sizing up the situation, and reading the guy, and realizing he was just a loser wannabe 'man'.

Reephdweller
07-10-2008, 04:15 AM
BRAVO REILLY!!

:clap::clap: Well done, damn right he deserved that!! :clap::clap:

http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos4201/2/3/34/57/28/6/628573403208_0_ALB.jpg


Silly boy, he obviously didn't know you don't FUCK with the Reilly!! :wub:

King Hippos Bandaid
07-10-2008, 05:20 AM
What about fat guys on cruises?


people are cool on cruises, so dont you worry fuckface

how bout you worry about wowgold

they just pwned the site

Tall_James
07-10-2008, 05:50 AM
You, my dear, are a role model for the younger generation. I will be sending my daughter to your house for self-defense classes.

Furtherman
07-10-2008, 05:51 AM
*rubs head*

What the F happened to me last night? I remember getting on the Path....






Good for you Reilly!

TheMojoPin
07-10-2008, 07:23 AM
people are cool on cruises

ANYbody? Even meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!??!?

CofyCrakCocaine
07-10-2008, 07:38 AM
HAhAHAHA!!!! Vindication!

Train Phreaks represent!

Seriously, I'm glad things didn't go much further south than that. I like a guy who is man enough to take a beating from a woman and then say "I deserved that". He still totally fucking deserved it- any guy who talks like that to a woman on the train is a complete shithead.

Now please never do something like that again, k? Unless ya need to :innocent:

CofyCrakCocaine
07-10-2008, 07:42 AM
...
Meaning a week ago a guy was riding my ass so I pulled over and waved him past me. He took this as an affront and decided to do the Testosterone Road Rage thing while in front of me; hitting his brakes, not going when the light turns green... I let it go until he really stopped short and I almost hit him. Welcome to summer at the NJ shore. Of Course his plates were NY.

...

Having said that; sounds like youre real good at sizing up the situation, and reading the guy, and realizing he was just a loser wannabe 'man'.

Your story just made me a little angry. I HATE those guys. Usually they have NJ plates in my experiences too. Watch out for the FL plates tho, those guys cut in-between traffic way too close and/or cause traffic driving slow in the fast lane. Glad it didn't resort to violence- but that shit can get ya to be like a wild-man. Better to just fucking take it than make anything of it when ur in the car. I hardly need to say ya did the right thing.

Earlshog
07-10-2008, 07:49 AM
so much for me starting my "some crazy bitch hit me in the head with her bag on my way home last night" thread. :tongue:


When I got to Pavonia last night it was anarchy, good job!

ADF
07-10-2008, 07:57 AM
I think we all learned a valuable life lesson here... it pays to have excellent taste in shower caddies. There, now go out into the world and be fruitful.

reillyluck
07-10-2008, 08:03 AM
so much for me starting my "some crazy bitch hit me in the head with her bag on my way home last night" thread. :tongue:


When I got to Pavonia last night it was anarchy, good job!

see you know what im talking about! When i got to the light rail, people were fighting to get on the platform! there were a couple of people running ON THE TRACKS to step on the platform to get first in line when the doors opened!! People yelling and screaming, like they were going to be stuck there for eternity! :lol:

TheMojoPin
07-10-2008, 08:11 AM
I think we all learned a valuable life lesson here... it pays to have excellent taste in shower caddies. There, now go out into the world and be fruitful.

I'm concerned that my spacious and luxurious shower is leaving me defenseless when I roam the streets.

reillyluck
07-10-2008, 08:15 AM
I'm concerned that my spacious and luxurious shower is leaving me defenseless when I roam the streets.

i always get 20% coupons from Bed, Bath & Beyond. Consider yourself "hooked up".

LaBoob
07-10-2008, 08:18 AM
see you know what im talking about! When i got to the light rail, people were fighting to get on the platform! there were a couple of people running ON THE TRACKS to step on the platform to get first in line when the doors opened!! People yelling and screaming, like they were going to be stuck there for eternity! :lol:

And I'm sure it was steaming hot... ugh... I'm getting claustrophobic just thinking about it! I gotta go outside and BREATHE!!!