stupid shit you do to yourself

[Ohiorunningrick]

As I was putting on my deodorant today, I was at the end of the stick, and on a swipe, the little end came off and I scratched my armpit nicely. I was pissed, but at no one but myself (and possibly the deodorant manufacturer). What other stupid little injuries have you done to yourself?

[ANC]

I've left a kitchen cabinet open and cracked my head on it. Then punched it, as if to teach the cabinet not to fuck with me, and hurt my hand.

[MobCounty]

Yesterday we were shooting trap with some first timers. A kid next to me had a stovepipe that flipped backwards in the chamber. With no place to set my own gun, I awkwardly held mine, fully loaded, while clearing hers. In retrospect I was too rushed to get the gun out of the kids hands and I should have taken both off the range.

I did not get injured, but I was definitely taking a few steps down the path to Dumbassville.

[mikeyboy]

Yesterday we were shooting trap with some first timers. A kid next to me had a stovepipe that flipped backwards in the chamber. With no place to set my own gun, I awkwardly held mine, fully loaded, while clearing hers. In retrospect I was too rushed to get the gun out of the kids hands and I should have taken both off the range.

I did not get injured, but I was definitely taking a few steps down the path to Dumbassville.

I recognized all of the words as English, but I understood almost none of your post.

[ANC]

I recognized all of the words as English, but I understood almost none of your post.

Thank God I'm not the only one.. I hit wikipedia so quick.... trap shoot, stove pipe.... awww fuck it.

[Furtherman]

I've left a kitchen cabinet open and cracked my head on it. Then punched it, as if to teach the cabinet not to fuck with me, and hurt my hand.

Fuck I've done that. I hate myself when that happens.

Everytime I bite my tongue or lip for no apparent reason. I want to throw myself down the stairs.

[MobCounty]

I recognized all of the words as English, but I understood almost none of your post.

Trap:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/63/182147374_f5e67cb8db.jpg?v=0

Stovepipe:

http://www.guntalk-online.com/images/Stovepipe__rim2_.JPG

My location:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/dumbassville_01.jpg

[marky2bucks]

I cut my sack shaving my balls.

Twice.

It was really bleeding.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's healed nicely but there's a scar. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70472)

[britneypablo]

one time i was in a small bathroom stall after swimpractice and i was puttin on a really really tight shirt with long sleeves and i tried to pull the sleeves up to a 3/4 length and i was pulling really really REALLY hard..my hand lost grip and i punched myself in the eye...i had a black eye for two weeks! i had to explain that i got in a fight with a tight shirt go figure

[ahhdurr]

britney - you sure you weren't mouthing off during the game?

I've caught my penis in my zipper - at least twice. Not in quite a while but it feels like just moments ago still.

[EddieMoscone]

I continue to eat fried foods even though I'm fat.

[trogdor2k]

I poked myself in the eye yesterday.

http://www.kungfu.org/art/eyepoke.jpg

[Ohiorunningrick]

might be when I was in HS and was splitting logs with a wedge and sledge. Hit the far side of the wedge, and it flew right into my shin. Luckilly, it hit sideways, so I got stitches, not a cast. Still hurt like a bastard.

I have also hit myself in the eye getting dressed. I felt like I should get some big sweatshirt with an airbrushed wolf and some velcro shoes, more appropriate to my abilities.

[DonInNC]

I was cutting up cardboard at a customer's loading dock with a box cutter, missed the cardboard and stabbed myself in the leg through my pants. Blood everywhere. There was nobody around and I couldn't find anything to put on the wound except for some slips of paper next to the suggestion box. I thought for sure I was going to need stitches plus the whole injury report thing. Fortunately it clotted quickly and I was able to finish cutting up the boxes. There was one slip of paper left from the pad once it was over, so I put in a suggestion for a first aid kit.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm a paper cut magnet

[Mullenax]

Over Christmas I was showering a hangover away when I bumped into the removable showerhead hose, causing the showerhead to rocket out of its cradle and into my eyeball. I got a black eye, a cut cheek, and the indignity of hot water spraying into my stupid injured face while I tried to figure out what was happening.

[PanterA]

Not an injury but I cant stop myself from saying stupid things.

I hate myself sometimes.

[dino_electropolis]

I got myself engaged to be married.

[DiabloSammich]

I have a frying pan that can be used in the oven, so I will sear a steak or a chicken breast sometimes, and then finish it off in the oven. When I take the pan out of the oven, I use an oven mitt like you would always do when you take something out of the oven.

However, after it sits on top of the stove, it looks like a regular frying pan again. I have burned the shit out of my hand on three separate occasions grabbing the handle.

People call me an asshole, and I tend to agree.

[Friday]

i date people... who aren't available to date.

:unsure:

[LaBoob]

I get frustrated at a drop of a hat. When 2 or 3 little things go wrong in a row I get so frustrated I want to punch through a wall. I drink a LOT of coffee, but I recently quit, so hopefully I'll start being more patient.

[Slumbag]

My last apartment had this shower handle you had to pull out to turn the water on. It was really stuck one day, and I started pulling on it. It was wet, my hand slipped, and I hit myself so hard in the balls, I actually had to lay there for about 20 minutes.
It was nearly the worst pain ever.

[STC-Dub]

I get frustrated at a drop of a hat. When 2 or 3 little things go wrong in a row I get so frustrated I want to punch through a wall. I drink a LOT of coffee, but I recently quit, so hopefully I'll start being more patient.

Sort of same thing here. I get stressed out, or more accurately, stress myself out over stupid stuff.