Risque' pic's of significant others, or of you?

[MobCounty]

Just wondering what you guys do with risque' pics of significant others?

I've personally edited anything I have had over the years, to what I would call PG-13 images. I guess, I never felt that anything more than a little skin, ended up looking glamorous... and.. God forbid it got out of my hands.

I recently wondered if my SO had more pics out there. I never asked, cus' I suspect I would crack if she did. I honestly could not trust myself with the knowledge.

[PanterA]

i have/had dirty pics of almost every girl ive dated at one time or another.

a select few have a couple of my cock pics.

[EliSnow]

Just wondering what you guys do with risque' pics of significant others?

I've personally edited anything I have had over the years, to what I would call PG-13 images. I guess, I never felt that anything more than a little skin, ended up looking glamorous... and.. God forbid it got out of my hands.

I recently wondered if my SO had more pics out there. I never asked, cus' I suspect I would crack if she did. I honestly could not trust myself with the knowledge.

I've never had any. I don't think many of my SO would have been up for that.

[mendyweiss]

Just wondering what you guys do with risque' pics of significant others?

I've personally edited anything I have had over the years, to what I would call PG-13 images. I guess, I never felt that anything more than a little skin, ended up looking glamorous... and.. God forbid it got out of my hands.

I recently wondered if my SO had more pics out there. I never asked, cus' I suspect I would crack if she did. I honestly could not trust myself with the knowledge.
Uh, Any Pics Of The Chick Who Was Three-Fiddy ?

[MobCounty]

I've never had any. I don't think many of my SO would have been up for that.



..wait, you ask?

[Furtherman]

In this day and age, no way. Unless you have a creepy shoebox in the attic full of polaroids, it's too easy for them to end up anywhere.

[MobCounty]

Uh, Any Pics Of The Chick Who Was Three-Fiddy ?

Here I am taking her to dinner..

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1132/930037090_61539c7802.jpg?v=0

[Dougie Brootal]

i posted them all on a messageboard!:wink:

[MobCounty]

In this day and age, no way. Unless you have a creepy shoebox in the attic full of polaroids, it's too easy for them to end up anywhere.

Can you imagine what shen's the kids are getting into with cell phone cameras?.. jesus I cringe to think if we had that as a kids..

[Furtherman]

Can you imagine what shen's the kids are getting into with cell phone cameras?.. jesus I cringe to think if we had that as a kids..

I've seen a few articles in the news this past year of kids getting suspended for emailing around phone pix of naked classmates. And they're in 5th grade!

[Hottub]

I recently wondered if my SO had more pics out there. I never asked, cus' I suspect I would crack if she did. I honestly could not trust myself with the knowledge.

Oh, she does, Mobby.
She does.:devil2:

[MobCounty]

Oh, she does, Mobby.
She does.:devil2:

I KENW IT!! ARRRRR THE ANGER:LSDJF:LSDJFL:JFDL:JKDL:L:KJL:J@#!_@)*#$%)_!* $..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have thong shots of myself if u all ask nicely

[MobCounty]

I have thong shots of myself if u all ask nicely

A/S/L/P?

[Dougie Brootal]

I have thong shots of myself if u all ask nicely

show the world! they serserve to be seen!

[MobCounty]

show the world! they serserve to be seen!

BWAHAHAHAHA:clap:..!

[Hottub]

Oh Snap!

You been seserved!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

i have/had dirty pics of almost every girl ive dated at one time or another.

a select few have a couple of my cock pics.

Hell, most of US have dirty pics of one of your ex's.

[Freakshow]

So glad Mark It Zero isn't around to see this thread. :surrender:

[Doctor Z]

I have naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend, which I STRONGLY considered posting all over the internet after she cheated on me, but I thought better of it...

I still hope she gets cancer and dies though.

[DarkHippie]

My penis is floating around the internet

[britneypablo]

i have heard someone has a nudie of me, but i think it was just hearsay...bc the people who said they saw it claimed they "couldn't remember where" because if i saw it, obviously id know who secretly took it, and they wouldnt make it another breath....

i got some on my own computer though bc i wanted to see what the rest of me looks like other then holding a mirror in front of another mirror...
i have them in a secret file though bc one time i had a tattoo pic on my computer and my dad saw it....
cant hide anything from dad!


one of my ex's has a million pics of various activities, but he is someone i trust over my own family...if those were released, he knows he would die, plus he's better than that so he wouldnt

[PanterA]

Hell, most of US have dirty pics of one of your ex's.you wish you had the ones I do.

Also dont go posting ex's pics on the internet. thats just low class. As much as i cant stand some of my ex's, i would never post pictures out of spite. that's so childish.

Yet my girlfriend now thinks its funny to flash my pictures on her phone to just about anyone that will look. I mean all her friends, her sister, a group of strangers in a bar, ANYONE. i think thats the only reason why she had me take them.

[MobCounty]

you wish you had the ones I do.

Also dont go posting ex's pics on the internet. thats just low class. As much as i cant stand some of my ex's, i would never post pictures out of spite. that's so childish.

Yet my girlfriend now thinks its funny to flash my pictures on her phone to just about anyone that will look. I mean all her friends, her sister, a group of strangers in a bar, ANYONE. i think thats the only reason why she had me take them.

do yourself a favor and make sure her phone is not discoverable by blue tooth..

[Tenbatsuzen]

you wish you had the ones I do.



I've only met three of your ex's. So there's a 66% chance of a "yes" on that statement.


Yet my girlfriend now thinks its funny to flash my pictures on her phone to just about anyone that will look. I mean all her friends, her sister, a group of strangers in a bar, ANYONE. i think thats the only reason why she had me take them.

Yeah, but is she doing like she's proud of you, or is she making fun of you? If it's the former, it's the ultimate in ego boost, although it is kind of... shady.

I mean, she wants the world to know she's being properly satisified... I guess?

[DolaMight]

My friend who has a different mediocre to ugg chick every 2 weeks cuz told me that he records all his activities because the webcam on his comp in his room is pointed at his bed. He's a bartender and always drunk and I believe him. He must have terabytes in his personal collection and I bet every singe chick is none the wiser.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You know, I have come to the conclusion that Bobby Pantera is the Scott Baio of RonFez.net.

[Tenbatsuzen]

My friend who has a different mediocre to ugg chick every 2 weeks cuz told me that he records all his activities because the webcam on his comp in his room is pointed at his bed. He's a bartender and always drunk and I believe him. He must have terabytes in his personal collection and I bet every singe chick is none the wiser.

Depending on where he lives, that can be a crime. Better hope his computer never gets confiscated.

A guy I knew back in the day filmed chicks he fucked without them knowing. It really skeeved me out because of how shady it was.

[King Imp]

i have/had dirty pics of almost every girl ive dated at one time or another.

Thinking of one in particular, that statement is torture.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Thinking of one in particular, that statement is torture.

gak gak gak gak gak gak

[DolaMight]

Depending on where he lives, that can be a crime. Better hope his computer never gets confiscated.

A guy I knew back in the day filmed chicks he fucked without them knowing. It really skeeved me out because of how shady it was.

I'm pretty sure it is a crime but if he's not showing anyone it basically serves as a blackout restorer. I wish I could have a couple of my memories back for batch material. Like a Minority Report blackout/fuzzy memories futuristic vhs player.

[EliSnow]

Depending on where he lives, that can be a crime. Better hope his computer never gets confiscated.

A guy I knew back in the day filmed chicks he fucked without them knowing. It really skeeved me out because of how shady it was.

We may have known the same guy. Was he a med school student with a fiancee, and he had some near death experiences? He later owned a building and had cameras tape the tentants of the building?

[PanterA]

Yeah, but is she doing like she's proud of you, or is she making fun of you? If it's the former, it's the ultimate in ego boost, although it is kind of... shady.

I mean, she wants the world to know she's being properly satisified... I guess?Mostly because she knows it will embarrass me. It makes her laugh when I get embarrassed...yet nobodies ever had a bad thing to say about them.

[PanterA]

Thinking of one in particular, that statement is torture.I have an idea of who you're thinking of as well, let me just say...not that bad. Honestly.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I have an idea of who you're thinking of as well, let me just say...not that bad. Honestly.

braggart

[King Imp]

I have an idea of who you're thinking of as well, let me just say...not that bad. Honestly.

:wallbash:

[britneypablo]

if i had a friend who wanted to show me naked pics of her boyfriend, id say no thanks the only dick i wanna see is the one going in me....thats just a bizarre concept for me, lookin at another girl's man...maybe she isnt used to being with good lookin dudes or something (i dunno if ur good lookin or not im just sayin maybe shes obsessed or something weird)

[Tenbatsuzen]

And because we're mentioning Bobby's exes:

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/obligatory

//linger longer

[King Imp]

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I hope Daryl Hall looks back on that and cringes.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I hope Daryl Hall looks back on that and cringes.

Seriously, he had a Bowie thing rocking there, so I can understand, especially given the period. What the fuck was Oates thinking?

[mikeyboy]

And because we're mentioning Bobby's exes:

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/obligatory

//linger longer

I honestly thought it was a 70s talk show coming back from commercial when the clip started.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I honestly thought it was a 70s talk show coming back from commercial when the clip started.

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God, Merv was a creep.

[PanterA]

Alright alright lets stop making fun of that ex. She was very nice person. And Britney, seriously my girl is just into the cringe humor. It makes her laugh to make me uncomfortable.

[SatCam]

Do photoshopped pictures of girls I wished I could go out with count?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Alright alright lets stop making fun of that ex. She was very nice person. And Britney, seriously my girl is just into the cringe humor. It makes her laugh to make me uncomfortable.

Who's making fun? Dude, if I was any greener with envy before I met Liz, I would have been the fuckin' incredible Hulk.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Do photoshopped pictures of girls I wished I could go out with count?

From SatCam's cell phone:

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1773/angelinajolieroguecfbb5xx1.jpg

[joethebartender]

I have so many nude pics of ex-girlfriends but I can't stand to look at them. (It's probably the chalk outlines or the yellow "crime scene" tape.) Memories...:glurps:

[King Imp]

Alright alright lets stop making fun of that ex. She was very nice person. And Britney, seriously my girl is just into the cringe humor. It makes her laugh to make me uncomfortable.

Who's making fun? Dude, if I was any greener with envy before I met Liz, I would have been the fuckin' incredible Hulk.

Yeah, there was no making fun here either. It was totally an envy thing.

Everytime I see an old pic of her here I think "God, she was so damn hot!"

[drjoek]

This thread of all of them is useless without said pics

Come on lets get hopping here and post some of these, otherwise Im calling BS on all of you.


FYI there are NO pics of me nor my beautiful wife.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=693

[Hottub]

FYI there are NO pics of me nor my beautiful wife.

Aren't there?:ohmy:

Any pics of any of your chicks, or Bobby P's shlong should be sent to me right away.

[PanterA]

or Bobby P's shlong should be sent to me right away.That's going to look like the horse head scene in the God Father.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That's going to look like the horse head scene in the God Father.

Tubby waking up in a warm, wet mess and wondering what's all over his hands?

[Hottub]

Actually Matty,
It's usually on my back.

[jauble]

Actually Matty,
It's usually on my back.

I do believe that by going for the gay joke about yourself is the interwebs version of cutting them off at the pass.

[DiabloSammich]

I have a great set of pics with myself, jauble, and Sue Bender.

It was a long, strange night, of which I don't think any of us are proud of.

And might I add, absinthe hangovers are a bitch.

[Hottub]

I have a great set of pics with myself, jauble, and Sue Bender.

It was a long, strange night, of which I don't think any of us are proud of.

And might I add, absinthe hangovers are a bitch.

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[OGC]

I've seen a few articles in the news this past year of kids getting suspended for emailing around phone pix of naked classmates. And they're in 5th grade!


This post is useless .... um nevermind

[drjoek]

Aren't there?:ohmy:

Any pics of any of your chicks, or Bobby P's shlong should be sent to me right away.

Well I DO have a digital camera now and high speed internet service
So.....

[mikeyboy]

Well I DO have a digital camera now and high speed internet service
So.....

I think dial-up could handle that.

2400 baud

[Friday]

yes.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You know, I was debating in my head whether or not I should post this pic. I mean, it was bound to come out sooner or later. So far, it's been for A.J.'s eyes ONLY.
































































http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/petrina_02/SotL_0850.jpg

[Hottub]

:thumbup::wub:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

:thumbup::wub:

HOLA!!!!






(You have NO idea how hard it was to find that pic!)

[Hottub]

HOLA!!!!






(You have NO idea how hard it was to find that pic!)

A.J.'s hard drive would have been my first place to look.:laugh:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

A.J.'s hard drive would have been my first place to look

Exactly. He has that whole weird Simpson and Brian Wilson obsession.

The authorities should be called before it's too late.



















:tongue:
i [heart] a.j.

[jonyrotn]

My friend who has a different mediocre to ugg chick every 2 weeks cuz told me that he records all his activities because the webcam on his comp in his room is pointed at his bed. He's a bartender and always drunk and I believe him. He must have terabytes in his personal collection and I bet every singe chick is none the wiser.Fuckin Canadians!

I have so many nude pics of ex-girlfriends but I can't stand to look at them. (It's probably the chalk outlines or the yellow "crime scene" tape.) Memories...:glurps:Hahaha..



Anyone who wants to see my cock, just ask..
Anyone who doesn't want to see my cock, don't pee next to me at the bar,
don't go on the internet,
don't look in your GF panty drawer,
don't look in hottub's phone,
don't look in marc's phone or panty drawer,
don't google "three legged midget",
don't look in the NY News day this week,
don't look in the Village Voice this week or next (to be safe don't look til 2011),
don't look in the...Nevermind..
You've probably seen the fuckin thing by now anyway..

[A.J.]

You know, I was debating in my head whether or not I should post this pic. I mean, it was bound to come out sooner or later. So far, it's been for A.J.'s eyes ONLY.
































































http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/petrina_02/SotL_0850.jpg

A.J.'s hard drive would have been my first place to look.:laugh:

Hey, I needed them as a guide for my woman suit!