View Full Version : Where is KingHippo'sBandaid???
DiabloSammich
07-15-2008, 05:42 PM
I know everyone is concerned about Gvac, as they should be, but Hippo has only posted once in the last FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!
I start to worry if he doesn't post on the hour, but this is unprecedented. I hope to his jewish god that his cat isn't eating his face right now.
Please be well, Hippo.
drjoek
07-15-2008, 05:43 PM
I got my plate full here worrying about Gvac
Hippo will be back
Youll see!!
Tall_James
07-15-2008, 05:50 PM
He was last heard from when he was going to find out where Gvac ended up. All that we have is this snippet of radio traffic...
Hippo: Could we, uh... talk to Gvac?
Unidentified voice: Hey, man, you don't talk to Gvac. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
Last Known Whereabouts:
http://www.nesplayer.com/features/8bitartist/Little_Mac_Vs_King_Hippo_by_8_bit_Painter2.jpg
CofyCrakCocaine
07-15-2008, 05:54 PM
I hope to his jewish god that his cat isn't eating his face right now.
I was just eating a burger and simulatenously choked laughing+gagged in disgust reading this line. Here Kitty Kitty...
jonyrotn
07-15-2008, 05:55 PM
He was last heard from when he was going to find out where Gvac ended up. All that we have is this snippet of radio traffic...
Hippo: Could we, uh... talk to Gvac?
Unidentified voice: Hey, man, you don't talk to Gvac. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
I'm sure he's run aground..When they old him he had to take a boat up the river he had the cruise ship captain hang a left..
Chip196
07-15-2008, 06:01 PM
Hippo is currently on a Cruise ship relaxing and eating bacon.
led37zep
07-15-2008, 06:01 PM
Seriously...where is GVAC?
DiabloSammich
07-15-2008, 06:05 PM
Seriously...where is GVAC?
He's currently watching a C. Thomas Howell movie marathon, but let's focus. This is about Hippo.
Dash77
07-15-2008, 06:06 PM
Maybe G-vac and him are plotting a board takeover...
Maybe G-vac and him are plotting a board takeover...
More likely, Hippo's eating a BLT minus the LT, and Gvac is registering the rights for fuckronfez.net
DiabloSammich
07-15-2008, 06:13 PM
More likely, Hippo's eating a BLT minus the LT, and Gvac is registering the rights for fuckronfez.net
Alkey's been squatting on that domain for awhile now.
Alkey's been squatting on that domain for awhile now.
I thought his was fuckreillyluckcunt.net
midwestjeff
07-15-2008, 06:20 PM
It's on his stomach. You have to hit him in the mouth and then his pants drop. You'll see it.
God, I hate when grown-ups ask dumb questions about video games.
Tall_James
07-15-2008, 06:21 PM
More likely, Hippo's eating a BLT minus the LT, and Gvac is registering the rights for fuckronfez.net
Too late...
www.fuckronfez.net (http://www.spreadtheiris.com)
DiabloSammich
07-15-2008, 06:21 PM
Too late...
www.fuckronfez.net (http://www.spreadtheiris.com)
That gag never gets old.
reillyluck
07-15-2008, 06:32 PM
If anyone has hurt Hippo i swear to christ i will hunt you down.
Marc with a c
07-15-2008, 06:40 PM
If anyone has hurt Hippo i swear to christ i will hunt you down and give you a hand job.
church
CofyCrakCocaine
07-15-2008, 06:40 PM
If anyone has hurt Hippo i swear to christ i will hunt you down.
Better try being more inconspicuous and throw away that pink sweatsuit or else Reilly's gonna find you, rip your balls out, stuff 'em in Doc's mouth, and ride away on the fat man's bike all while smokin a blunt, takin a swig and giving the finger. Bitches
reillyluck
07-15-2008, 06:43 PM
church
only in my dreams.
midwestjeff
07-15-2008, 06:45 PM
I confess, I hurt Hippo.
scottinnj
07-15-2008, 06:59 PM
He was last heard from when he was going to find out where Gvac ended up. All that we have is this snippet of radio traffic...
Hippo: Could we, uh... talk to Gvac?
Unidentified voice: Hey, man, you don't talk to Gvac. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
Best reference ever. Works in so many situations.
Seriously...where is GVAC?
Out on the deck smoking after Edison Volquez gave up that homer.
Sue_Bender
07-15-2008, 07:08 PM
Hippo's hibernating.
Or in a coma.
Either way, he's the lucky one.
Maybe he's watching this. (http://www.truveo.com/Hardcore-Jewish-Chicks/id/1331396135)
Furtherman
07-16-2008, 12:55 PM
Reports are sketchy, but an eyewitness has KHB helping a broken armed Gvac lift a couch into the GvacMobile.
He hasn't been seen since.
Knowledged_one
07-16-2008, 01:08 PM
Is anyone sure that maybe KHB is the vessel through which GVAC speaks
Like this
http://www.alvarezwaxmodels.com/Images/Film%20Images/Kuato,George.jpg
Where GVAC is kuato?
BlackSpider
07-16-2008, 02:32 PM
I can't believe I'm the only one to put this together.
-GVAC and KHB are the same person.
JPMNICK
07-16-2008, 09:24 PM
maybe his wife finally pulled the plug on his internet
TheMojoPin
07-16-2008, 09:27 PM
Gvac, Judge Smails and Hippo leave us, yet Sue Bender posts on.
...
What a world.
Gvac, Judge Smails and Hippo leave us, yet Sue Bender posts on.
...
What a world.
*Spyreport, spyreport*
All four will be cornerstones of the newest Ron & Fez related forum, planetgvac.com.
Sue_Bender
07-16-2008, 09:33 PM
Gvac, Judge Smails and Hippo leave us, yet Sue Bender posts on.
...
What a world.
What a WONDERFUL world.
Reynolds
07-16-2008, 09:46 PM
Gvac was on spreadtheiris a couple weeks ago arguing with Zman
sailor
07-17-2008, 02:52 AM
why exactly are we concerned aboot this?
Furtherman
07-17-2008, 05:49 AM
why exactly are we concerned aboot this?
He owes money all over town!
RhinoinMN
07-17-2008, 05:59 AM
He owes money all over town!
Ya know, young trophy guy.
DiabloSammich
07-17-2008, 12:31 PM
Six days.
This has to be some kind of record.
I wish we cared enough to keep track of such things.
I know this is going to end tragically, and pork will be involved.
Ya know, young trophy guy.
In the parlence of our times.
King Hippos Bandaid
07-17-2008, 05:43 PM
in vegas @ mgm grand the intraweb is 1.49 a min hello cheap jew here finally found my phone charger
mikeyboy
07-17-2008, 05:50 PM
in vegas @ mgm grand the intraweb is 1.49 a min hello cheap jew here finally found my phone charger
On vacation! That will teach you. You had us worried sick.
Friday
07-17-2008, 05:54 PM
Hah!
jauble
07-17-2008, 06:00 PM
Lovely
JPMNICK
07-18-2008, 05:14 AM
mikey rules
KC2OSO
07-18-2008, 08:04 AM
Gvac, Judge Smails and Hippo leave us, yet Sue Bender posts on.
...
What a world.
So Sue_Bender is the reincarnation of GVAC and KHB?
BoondockSaint
07-18-2008, 08:30 AM
I feel bad for those buffets.
drusilla
07-18-2008, 08:34 AM
in vegas @ mgm grand the intraweb is 1.49 a min hello cheap jew here finally found my phone charger
i think it's time for an intervention
King Hippos Bandaid
07-19-2008, 10:44 AM
am back
only lost $120, which wasn't bad
ate well, drank way too much, and burned my skin
you can call off the search party
Neckbeard
07-19-2008, 10:50 AM
Bro, you promised me a primo cruise, but I ended up only sitting on the little ship that followed the big one. Not cool.
Neckbeard
07-19-2008, 10:51 AM
and burned my skin
On the buffet steam bins, right? There's no way you were outside shirtless without animal control being called.
Kevin
07-19-2008, 10:53 AM
Bro, you promised me a primo cruise, but I ended up only sitting on the little ship that followed the big one. Not cool.
It was scheduled originally for you, then Bret Favre called, and well.. Ya know...
Neckbeard
07-19-2008, 10:56 AM
It was scheduled originally for you, then Bret Favre called, and well.. Ya know...
Hippo was actually gone being busy in his new job as Brett Favre's new agent.
Kevin
07-19-2008, 10:58 AM
Hippo was actually gone being busy in his new job as Brett Favre's new agent.
This whole started when The Vikes contacted him and promised a life time of bacon if he can get Bret out of retirment, and sign with them.
Neckbeard
07-19-2008, 11:01 AM
This whole started when The Vikes contacted him and promised a life time of bacon if he can get Bret out of retirment, and sign with them.
Which was just a clever trick, since his estimated lifespan is only about 6 more years.
Kevin
07-19-2008, 11:02 AM
Which was just a clever trick, since his estimated lifespan is only about 6 more years.
They did not get to be NFL execs by not being clever.
King Hippos Bandaid
07-19-2008, 11:38 AM
On the buffet steam bins, right? There's no way you were outside shirtless without animal control being called.
nah I went shirtless and the tanned perfect people of the left coast could be seen pointing and loffin
the lazy river kicks ass, but they have these new adult club like pool
Line to get in , 12 dollar drinks, bad club music 9 and 10s all around
I stuck out like a sore thumb
Neckbeard
07-19-2008, 12:07 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/155516161_9209c33c63.jpg?v=0
DiabloSammich
07-19-2008, 01:23 PM
am back
only lost $120, which wasn't bad
ate well, drank way too much, and burned my skin
you can call off the search party
The search party?
OHH! Yeeeaaaahhh....the search party. Let's see.....yeah.
Ummm......ok, the search party, because we would have...yeah.
Let me just go ahead and call them....ALL of them...because there were lots of people, let me tell you! Just gobs of people, we couldn't really....keep people away....with the searching and all....
Hmmm.
led37zep
07-19-2008, 04:11 PM
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Glad he's back.
Kevin
07-19-2008, 05:47 PM
The search party?
OHH! Yeeeaaaahhh....the search party. Let's see.....yeah.
Ummm......ok, the search party, because we would have...yeah.
Let me just go ahead and call them....ALL of them...because there were lots of people, let me tell you! Just gobs of people, we couldn't really....keep people away....with the searching and all....
Hmmm.
Remember when we ran out of flashlights??
Man, that was tough..
DiabloSammich
07-19-2008, 05:53 PM
Remember when we ran out of flashlights??
Man, that was tough..
No, I have no idea what you're talking abo....
OHHHH.....yeah.
That sucked. Gotcha.
No, I have no idea what you're talking abo....
OHHHH.....yeah.
That sucked. Gotcha.
You tried and tried with that flint....but alas it was wet. Oh how you "tried".
DiabloSammich
07-19-2008, 05:59 PM
You tried and tried with that flint....but alas it was wet. Oh how you "tried".
Yeah, remember how long we beat those two rocks together trying to make sparks, only to find out they weren't rocks, they were kittens!
Oh the laughs!!!
midwestjeff
07-19-2008, 06:06 PM
Hey guys. I just got back from clearing the Southeast region.
Any word on the whereabouts of Hippo?
DiabloSammich
07-19-2008, 06:08 PM
Hey guys. I just got back from clearing the Southeast region.
Any word on the whereabouts of Hippo?
Who?
Yeah, remember how long we beat those two rocks together trying to make sparks, only to find out they weren't rocks, they were kittens!
Oh the laughs!!!
While trying to light those dry sticks, only to figure out later that those sticks were really dried out bacon.
Oh the irony!
DiabloSammich
07-19-2008, 06:11 PM
While trying to light those dry sticks, only to figure out later that those sticks were really dried out bacon.
Oh the irony!
But you gotta admit, those bacon/kitty sandwiches were outstanding.
By the way, I checked on the franchising idea, but my lawyer says they'll be a tough sell. Oh well.
midwestjeff
07-19-2008, 06:15 PM
But you gotta admit, those bacon/kitty sandwiches were outstanding.
By the way, I checked on the franchising idea, but my lawyer says they'll be a tough sell. Oh well.
What about the fried spaghetti and kitten sammiches? Did those get the green light?
DiabloSammich
07-19-2008, 06:17 PM
What about the fried spaghetti and kitten sammiches? Did those get the green light?
Still waiting.
If nothing else, we may go international.
Those wacky foreigners will eat anything!
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