2008 wants a piece of my virgin ass

[RhinoinMN]

Chronological order:
March - My mother in law brushes death and is hospitalized on my birthday

April - My wife loses clients due to her aiding her mother.

June - My travel trailer and campground that I go to is ruined from major flooding.

July - I break my wrist and have surgery requiring 1 year of rehab.

July - On the day of my surgery I received a letter from the IRS about errors from 2006. I am being audited and my wife just told me about it today.

What next?

[patsopinion]

Chronological order:
March - My mother in law brushes death and is hospitalized on my birthday

April - My wife loses clients due to her aiding her mother.

June - My travel trailer and campground that I go to is ruined from major flooding.

July - I break my wrist and have surgery requiring 1 year of rehab.

July - On the day of my surgery I received a letter from the IRS about errors from 2006. I am being audited and my wife just told me about it today.

What next?

lets all do the rhinoin is f'ed in the a dance

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/3067/dance.jpg

[EliSnow]

What next?

Perhaps this:

Vikings release schedule for training camp


Players report July 23, open practice July 25 and break camp Aug. 15, meeting Kansas City in a joint practice July 31 in River Falls, Wis.

[djjd]

geez rhino ever feel like :wallbash:

[Snoogans]

Chronological order:
March - My mother in law brushes death and is hospitalized on my birthday

April - My wife loses clients due to her aiding her mother.

June - My travel trailer and campground that I go to is ruined from major flooding.

July - I break my wrist and have surgery requiring 1 year of rehab.

July - On the day of my surgery I received a letter from the IRS about errors from 2006. I am being audited and my wife just told me about it today.

What next?

if you paid someone to do your taxes and he made mistakes, even after the audit, im pretty sure any problems are on the preparer, not you

[RhinoinMN]

if you paid someone to do your taxes and he made mistakes, even after the audit, im pretty sure any problems are on the preparer, not you

thank you for reminding me that I am cheap.

[Hottub]

At least the Nigerians haven't found you.

[RAAMONE]

well it looks like May was a good month

thats somethin...i guess

[BlackSpider]

well it looks like May was a good month

thats somethin...i guess

So, you see his glass as 1/6th full...

[Jughead]

Jeez Rhino that sounds like my 06..the taxes were from 04..it sucked but it will work out...You will see...Jug

[angrymissy]

In the past month alone:

Circular saw blade fell onto my leg, big cut and bruise
Was putting together furniture, hand slipped, drilled thigh instead of wood
Popcorn kernel lodged under crown, causing massive 3 week gum infection and demon breath
Slipped in bathroom, fell directly on elbow/arm, resulting in massive bruises
Somehow slammed front door (hard) onto my own finger
Cat ran away, is slutting it up in the neighborhood, refuses to come back

Don't even get me started on taxes

[RhinoinMN]

Just got the med bill for my wrist.

Around $15,000.

Good times.

[ShabbyDoll]

Well hell, I thought this was going to be a thread about first-time anal sex. Color me disappointed.

[Chigworthy]

Better de-virginize your ass quick.

[Kevin]

Chronological order:
March - My mother in law brushes death and is hospitalized on my birthday

April - My wife loses clients due to her aiding her mother.

June - My travel trailer and campground that I go to is ruined from major flooding.

July - I break my wrist and have surgery requiring 1 year of rehab.

July - On the day of my surgery I received a letter from the IRS about errors from 2006. I am being audited and my wife just told me about it today.

What next?

It could be worse.. You could be living in a place like Min....


Oh wait..

[Bossanova]

If it helps, I just found $100 in my jeans when I was doing laundry.

[Billy "White Shoes"]

If it helps, I just found $100 in my jeans when I was doing laundry.

It must be July.
Boss is washing his jeans.
You may want to hose down the sandles too.

*Tub*

[Bossanova]

It must be July.
Boss is washing his jeans.
You may want to hose down the sandles too.

*Tub*

You son of a bitch

[Kevin]

If it helps, I just found $100 in my jeans when I was doing laundry.

Nice!

Now you can get another $90 dollar metrosexual haircut!

[DiabloSammich]

It must be July.
Boss is washing his jeans.
You may want to hose down the sandles too.

*Tub*



Aren't board characters supposed to stay in their own threads?

[Kevin]

Aren't board characters supposed to stay in their own threads?

How did you know that was Tub, you clever clue hunting, riddle solving genius!

[Tall_James]

Well, as TS Eliot once said, "July is the cruelest month".

















Yeah, I know its wrong but I'm trying to cheer the guy up.

[RhinoinMN]

August - My wrist feels better so I pull my camper out of its storage spot to get ready for Labor Day weekend.

I find out that either a vagrant, or someone who doesn't like me very much, shit in my toilet and neglected to flush it.

What next?

[Jughead]

August - My wrist feels better so I pull my camper out of its storage spot to get ready for Labor Day weekend.

I find out that either a vagrant, or someone who doesn't like me very much, shit in my toilet and neglected to flush it.

What next?

You will catch this...http://www.prairiestateoutdoors.com/images/uploads/big_crappie.jpg

[Jughead]

Dont even post Braces.....:tongue:

[cougarjake13]

August - My wrist feels better so I pull my camper out of its storage spot to get ready for Labor Day weekend.

I find out that either a vagrant, or someone who doesn't like me very much, shit in my toilet and neglected to flush it.

What next?



the twins fall out of the playoff picture


vikings season begins, adrian peterson tears his acl,mcl, and pcl