How old is Mr. B?

[Jack Hardy]

Internet browses have been fruitless. I called the XM station and asked the question but nobody could/would give me an answer: How old is Ron B.? Why does he guard his age like some old broad?

Jack Hardy

[IMSlacker]

Ron Bennington is ageless.

[epo]

While in Florida, Ron Bennington did what Ponce de Leon couldn't do....he found the mythical fountain of youth.

He covered this in his blog months ago!

[Tall_James]

Its none of your damn business is how old he is.

[RhinoinMN]

Internet browses have been fruitless. I called the XM station and asked the question but nobody could/would give me an answer: How old is Ron B.? Why does he guard his age like some old broad?

Jack Hardy

Well, it looks like you Hardly know Jack.










ooof

[Badinia]

He's a little older than his teeth.

[Marc with a c]

54

[Furtherman]

He never sleeps, Ron says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Ron. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling all at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Ron. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.



...with apologies to Cormac McCarthy

[midwestjeff]

Well, it looks like you Hardly know Jack.
ooof

Not bad, for a guy typing with one hand who can hardly jack.

[TooLowBrow]

37

[Whitey]

I asked him once, he told me he was 15.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I'm not sure, but he's obviously a little older than Fez. Since Fez is 63 than he'd be at least 65.

[RhinoinMN]

Not bad, for a guy typing with one hand who can hardly jack.

We should be a Vaudeville team.

[Death Metal Moe]

I always hated how Radio guys seem to try to hide their ages. I guess they feel if young kids found out how old they were, we'd think they were less hip?

It makes no sense, Ron Bennington is GOD at whatever age.

[BlackSpider]

I'm not sure, but he's obviously a little older than Fez. Since Fez is 63 than he'd be at least 65.

nobody is older than Fez...

[Drunky McBetidont]

well, according to islamic law... fez is half ron's age plus seven years. so, if you find out fezzies age you can do some basic algebra and solve for x ! :)

[Recyclerz]

Ron was born before the wind
Also he's younger than the sun

[DiabloSammich]

I don't think I have ever asked another man how old he is.

[ScottFromGA]

37

37!?!?!?

[KnoxHarrington]

Why are you askin'? You a cop or somethin'?

[RhinoinMN]

I don't think I have ever asked another man how old he is.

Liar:furious:

[ChrisTheCop]

Why are you askin'? You a cop or somethin'?

Is that really a cop job?
Ive been doing it all wrong.

[Jughead]

I remember when he was nine...and said....well you know....

[TheGameHHH]

i know how old he is and im not telling

[Lady Resin]

When GOD tell us his age he will announce Mr. B's age.






























Wait for it.......

[romerocortez]

I don't think I have ever asked another man how old he is.

Or asked anyone else how old another man is.

[Dougie Brootal]

pancakes! that's how old he is... pancakes!

[Hottub]

He's ageless. He's Timeless. He's lace and fineness. He's every schoolboy's dream.

[Yosammity]

pancakes! that's how old he is... pancakes!

Now I'm starvin'!

[drjoek]

69

ghegheeghee

[FezsAssistant]

His name is Robert Paulson.

[tileslinger]

He was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain

He stuck around st. petersburg
When He saw it was a time for a change

He drove a tank
Held a generals rank

When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

All the while he made
Clever insightful observations


Forgive me Mick

[djjd]

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

[zildjian361]

I learned a long time ago never ask a women her age. what RONNIE's been thru so have i. Ronnie looks great for 55 maybe better.:wink:

[Sue_Bender]

69

ghegheeghee

:glurps:

"But now the days grow short
I'm in the autumn of the year
And now I think of my life as vintage wine
from fine old kegs
from the brim to the dregs
And it poured sweet and clear
It was a very good year."

[PanterA]

what are writing a book?

[led37zep]

His name is Robert Paulson.

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobsnin]

http://www.kkbox.com.tw/funky/album/51994.jpg
RIP

[Sue_Bender]

what are writing a book?


Sorry for the obscure song lyric.

"It Was a Very Good Year".





It doesn't really matter that much, does it, B.P.?

[PanterA]

Sorry for the obscure song lyric.

"It Was a Very Good Year".

It doesn't really matter that much, does it, B.P.?i wasnt talking about your post. i was talking to the person asking the question.

get over yourself.

[bobsnin]

http://www.kkbox.com.tw/funky/album/51994.jpg
RIP

Don't want to quote myself, but is that r kelly in the background. it would make sense.

[Recyclerz]

Don't want to quote myself, but is that r kelly in the background. it would make sense.

According to a jury in Chicago, nope. :wink:

[jauble]

i wasnt talking about your post. i was talking to the person asking the question.

get over yourself.

http://x98.xanga.com/709b7715c4d3343780343/b29651975.jpg

You gonna take that?

[Devo37]

Mr. B is ageless and eternal.

he was Genghis Kahn
he was Aristophenes
he was a guy named Urg in 50,000 B.C.
he was Rasputin
and all the chicks he had
he was Catherine the Great
he was his mom and dad

(too much joy)

[Dan G]

I know how old he is, only because I read an article about him from many years ago that revealed his age then, so I just do the math.

No, you're not getting a scan of the article.

[Sue_Bender]

i wasnt talking about your post. i was talking to the person asking the question.

get over yourself.


I'd like to apologize, Mr. Pantera.

I'm QUITE over myself (A difficult task, one must understand).


It was a misunderstanding since you were shitting on me the other day...

I figured you couldn't get "over" it and were perpetuating the same behavior.

My response was hasty.

PLEASE forgive me...I meant no disrespect.

[Friday]

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

or a wine!

:drunk:

[barjockey]

Ronnie's my Tyler Durdin. Age 0


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/131835835_a767dc4290.jpg?v=1145593227

[The Nature Boy]

Early to Mid 40's, based on hints he's dropped.

Fez would be probably 3 years younger than Ronnie I think.

They're both younger than those fossils O and AARP

[PanterA]

I'd like to apologize, Mr. Pantera.

I'm QUITE over myself (A difficult task, one must understand).


It was a misunderstanding since you were shitting on me the other day...

I figured you couldn't get "over" it and were perpetuating the same behavior.

My response was hasty.

PLEASE forgive me...I meant no disrespect.what are you talking about? the whole board character thing i posted the other day had nothing to do with you either. get your head out of your ass and realize the world is bigger then that shitty apartment of yours. you must really suffer from narcissism.

now that you might be over yourself, try to live outside that vain world of yours.

[Sue_Bender]

what are you talking about? the whole board character thing i posted the other day had nothing to do with you either. get your head out of your ass and realize the world is bigger then that shitty apartment of yours. you must really suffer from narcissism.

now that you might be over yourself, try to live outside that vain world of yours.

Aw, SNAP!!

[Leticia]

Ron was born before the wind
Also he's younger than the sun

And when that fog horn bloooows, you know I will be coming hooooome.

Stop being nosey and worry about yo'self, foo!

:smoke:

[mongoose]

Ron was born before the wind
Also he's younger than the sun

And when that fog horn bloooows, you know I will be coming hooooome.

Stop being nosey and worry about yo'self, foo!

:smoke:

Thank you Leticia... I was beginning to be worried that nobody got Recyclerz post....
:thumbup:

Ron wants to rock your gypsy soul
Just like way back in the days of old
Then magnificently we will float......

[boobieman]

Internet browses have been fruitless. I called the XM station and asked the question but nobody could/would give me an answer: How old is Ron B.? Why does he guard his age like some old broad?

Jack Hardy

According to smithers Mr. B is 106 years old....oh sorry wrong board.


SSEEEEEsSSSYYAAA

[PigShitIrish]

37!?!?!?

Does that inclued me!!! (http://im37.ytmnd.com/)