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hunnerbun
07-18-2008, 08:19 PM
How can something so small cause so much irritation? This year seems to be a banner year for the little flying devils.
We went out an bought one of those propane fueled killing machines, they work great but they bring about their own unique set of problems. The 2 worst being the disposal of the carcasses that get collected in the reservoir... not where to put them, because we live in the bush, but how to get to the thing to empty it with out being sucked dry of every drop of blood in your body. I recently purchased one of those bug jackets which is like wearing a screen and it works pretty good but last night the bastards were biting me right thru the mesh!
The second problem is the fan that sucks the victims to their death in the trap. Because it is essentially a contained flame, the housing gets very hot so when they get sucked in in great numbers they eventually build up on the inside of the housing causing the fan to stop turning ( and make an awesome sickly sweet frying flesh smell as well). No fan = no suction, so instead of being drawn in to their death, they now just hang out in one area just waiting for us to leave the safety of the house so they can have a feast at our expense.
Someone told me today to store the bug jacket in a ziploc bag and spray it with bug spray so it will help to repel them, as for the skeetervac, I think I will have to get out the dremel and see if i can trim about 1/4" off the fan blades. I have already been using the wire brush attachment to clean out inside the housing but that only lasts about a day.

Anybody have any remedies to try and alleviate the mosquito problem? Or something to stop the incessant itching from the kajillions of bites I have.

I am also looking for blood donors...I am O+, I think I am down a couple of pints!

IMSlacker
07-18-2008, 08:22 PM
You wouldn't get along very well with Topless Mike (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62754).

hunnerbun
07-18-2008, 08:25 PM
You wouldn't get along very well with Topless Mike (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62754).

I knew there was something questionable about that guy.....:thumbdown:

jonyrotn
07-18-2008, 08:32 PM
I'd love to agree with you but I think you're way off on this one..I'm sorry..

hunnerbun
07-18-2008, 08:35 PM
I'd love to agree with you but I think you're way off on this one..I'm sorry..

If you love them so much big man, why don't you PM me your address and I'll send a little care package your way...no problem, we have plenty, we'd never even miss a couple of thousand of the little bastards. :tongue:

Friday
07-18-2008, 08:38 PM
one year when i was in college, we spent a weekend at a friends lake house.

we got drunk and high on the beach and just laid on the docks until all hours of the night looking at the stars and talking nonsense.
the next morning i woke up to the alarming realization that i was COVERED with skeeter bites.
my legs alone had to have at least 75.
it was so agonizing that my friends mom actually wiped my legs down with..... brace yourself... ammonia. which dried them out and helped with the horrible itching. i was fine for the rest of the weekend and they healed up pretty quickly.

it was harsh. but it worked.

hunnerbun
07-18-2008, 08:43 PM
You know, I think that ammonia is one of the main ingredients in those "After Bite" sticks that you can buy. I remember my dad telling me to rub vinegar on bites too.

JPMNICK
07-18-2008, 08:43 PM
i have noticed that girls complain so much more about mosquitoes then guys.

Friday
07-18-2008, 08:49 PM
i have noticed that girls complain so much more about mosquitoes then guys.

that's because they are more attracted to us because we smell nice :bye:

ChrisTheCop
07-18-2008, 08:54 PM
If it werent for mosquitoes, youd never know the pleasure of scratching a bite from one.
Or realize the reason god gave us saliva.

TooLowBrow
07-18-2008, 08:59 PM
If it werent for mosquitoes, youd never know the pleasure of scratching a bite from one.


Homer: What about, uhhhhh, florescent lights?

Ned: Oooh, they hum like angels! You're never lonely if you've got a florescent light!

bobsnin
07-18-2008, 09:21 PM
Mosquitoes are horrible. I agree. I grew up in the Midwest. But the noseeums in Florida are horrible. They're so small that they can get through screens and as you can tell by the name, they're bighting you and you can see them. I would take mosquitoes over noseeums.

TooLowBrow
07-18-2008, 09:23 PM
noseeums? chiggers are worse!

PapaBear
07-18-2008, 09:24 PM
When I was a kid, I'd let them bite me on the inside of my forearm. When they started drawing blood, I'd pump my fist to try to blow them up.

ChrisTheCop
07-18-2008, 09:25 PM
noseeums? chiggers are worse!

I WON THE RACE!!!

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/music/blog/Ani%20DiFranco%20blog.JPG

bobsnin
07-18-2008, 09:27 PM
noseeums? chiggers are worse!

Chiggers>noseeums>mosquitoes

TooLowBrow
07-18-2008, 09:28 PM
Chiggers>noseeums>mosquitoes

did i type CHIGGER?:nono:

bobsnin
07-18-2008, 09:32 PM
noseeums? chiggers are worse!

did i type CHIGGER?:nono:

yeah, you did. maybe your claws got in the way.