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Tenbatsuzen
07-19-2008, 12:53 PM
BEES! BEES! BEEES! (http://wcbstv.com/topstories/NJ.Turnpike.Bees.2.774986.html)


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Bob Impact
07-19-2008, 12:54 PM
BEES! BEES! BEEES! (http://wcbstv.com/topstories/NJ.Turnpike.Bees.2.774986.html)


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Dear sweet Jesus, this is my nightmare.

Tall_James
07-19-2008, 01:00 PM
Fuck bees.

torker
07-19-2008, 01:02 PM
Sometimes it bees like that.

DolaMight
07-19-2008, 01:09 PM
Fuck bees.

qft

fuck em and fuck their queen bee

Bossanova
07-19-2008, 01:13 PM
Honey bees really won't sting unless you fuck with them. I don't see this as a problem

midwestjeff
07-19-2008, 01:13 PM
"Turnpike Authority spokesman Joseph Orlando said the swarm came from a beekeeper's beehive that apparently fell beside the highway in Cherry Hill at about 2 p.m.
The Turnpike Authority was looking for a beekeeper to deal with the problem."


Doesn't seem like they should have to look very far for a beekeeper.
There should be one running around the highway screaming,
"I lost my bees, man! I lost my fucking bees, dude. Hold my hand."

DiabloSammich
07-19-2008, 01:14 PM
Bees are useful. Without them we wouldn't have honey, flowers, or random allergic deaths due to beestings.

Tall_James
07-19-2008, 01:14 PM
Beekeepers suck worse than actual bees.

midwestjeff
07-19-2008, 01:15 PM
qft
fuck em and fuck their queen bee

I think we've found the queen. Someone seems a little too protective. :dry:

Honey bees really won't sting unless you fuck with them. I don't see this as a problem

PigShitIrish
07-19-2008, 08:27 PM
Sometimes it bees like that.

:lol:


But seriously, I've watched too many 60 Minutes features on the dying of the honeybees to where i'm scared shitless. Bees pollunate so much produce what would we do without them.

PapaBear
07-19-2008, 08:29 PM
I like bees!

led37zep
07-19-2008, 08:36 PM
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shot bees at you?

TheMojoPin
07-19-2008, 08:52 PM
Ow.

Ow!

OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

They're defending themselves somehow!

Coach
07-19-2008, 09:02 PM
I read somewhere that there is a die off of honeybees..
AHHHH the Killer Bees!:http://www.bbrianblair.com/gallery/kb/pic48bees.jpg http://www.geocities.com/robert_scorpio/imgs/snl_killer_bees.jpg

Zorro
07-19-2008, 09:02 PM
Because no Bee discussion is complete without...


http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/buzzed.jpg

scottinnj
07-20-2008, 09:45 AM
I blame the flowers.



I say we concrete the world and paint it green. That'll fuck with them.

Fallon
07-20-2008, 09:48 AM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3439/bumblebeeguybd7.jpg

BoondockSaint
07-20-2008, 09:55 AM
http://www.oasisjournals.com/files/boysandbees.jpg

Heather 8
07-20-2008, 09:56 AM
Found the queen:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UY5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

paracetamol flanders
07-20-2008, 12:37 PM
http://www.eshopswholesale.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/multiwaytshirtbra.jpg

The true threat of Killer B's=jailbait.

Bob Impact
07-20-2008, 04:37 PM
Honey bees really won't sting unless you fuck with them. I don't see this as a problem

Really? Not a problem? Look at this:

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2006/09/01/320x240/images_sizedimage_243235922.jpg

That, my friend, is a problem.

Bossanova
07-20-2008, 04:55 PM
Really? Not a problem? Look at this:

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2006/09/01/320x240/images_sizedimage_243235922.jpg

That, my friend, is a problem.

Honey bees are harmless and they help provide alot of things we need. Just don't kick their nest and you will be fine. No problem at all sir.

jauble
07-20-2008, 05:04 PM
Bees! Bees! They're everywhere! God, they're huge!...Save yourselves, don't be the hero!
Your firearms are useless against them!

http://www.moviestamper.com/img/screens/aef7a74b232cb55d30567476e43fdbd43e4a4ce1_thumb.jpg

Bob Impact
07-20-2008, 05:08 PM
Honey bees are harmless and they help provide alot of things we need. Just don't kick their nest and you will be fine. No problem at all sir.

Thank you Captain Literal.

sr71blackbird
07-20-2008, 05:40 PM
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Bossanova
07-20-2008, 05:46 PM
Thank you Captain Literal.

HAHAHA! Man I stink when I am drunk. Sorry sir

jauble
07-20-2008, 05:48 PM
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I always forget that youtube exists whenever I want to quote a movie.

Bob Impact
07-20-2008, 05:54 PM
HAHAHA! Man I stink when I am drunk. Sorry sir

I still love you.
:drunk:

Bossanova
07-20-2008, 06:02 PM
I still love you.
:drunk:

Aww, thank you sweetie.

FUNKMAN
07-20-2008, 07:12 PM
bees are your friend, unless they sting you, then they are SOBees

joethebartender
07-20-2008, 09:25 PM
Beas Beas Beas...
http://www.nndb.com/people/181/000023112/BeaArthur2-sm.jpg
http://www.corpsstories.com/ArthurBea.jpghttp://bp1.blogger.com/_HKYr4edkSEQ/RwQFpJILNiI/AAAAAAAAADU/3LcUD4XRe4U/s400/bearthurhsmonth1%5B1%5D.jpg

topless_mike
07-21-2008, 04:33 AM
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shot bees at you?

i thought dogs only barked flames, not bees.

learn sumthin new every day.

Freitag
07-25-2008, 01:02 PM
http://consumerist.com/5028965/how-do-you-get-out-of-an-ebay-auction-say-killer-bees-attacked-the-vehicle

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!

LaBoob
07-25-2008, 01:58 PM
i thought dogs only barked flames, not bees.

learn sumthin new every day.

I believe only MY dog can bark flames... though one time when she was barking at some skateboarders outside my house she opened her mouth and a whole bunch of locusts came swarming out, ala The Green Mile. Needless to say not many skateboarders venture near my house anymore.