WHO KILLED CHRISTMAS?

[The mighty Thor]

When did Christmas get so
stressfull? It's the morning
after the party, I feel like
shit, I have a million errands
to do. All I think about is
the shopping I have to do and
all the annoying people I have
to deal with. People are
having more kids, so there's
more friggen gifts to buy, God
forbid I leave anyone out.
It's become nothing but
stress. People are forgetting
what Christmas is all about.
In my eyes Santa is Satan.
Nobody says Merry Cristmas
anymore, it's Happy holiday's
so nobody gets offended, screw
that. So Have a Merry Cristmas
everyone, I have some
stressing to do :-)




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[The Blowhard]

Stop whining! Just go out and buy me "The Clapper".;)

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[The mighty Thor]

I thought you wanted a new
blowup doll





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[Doogie]

My friend wants to sue the clapper. Claims that he was the original 'clapper'. His father would clap, "Get me a beer, get me the remote, etc"...as to who killed Christmas and made it so stressful, the answer is Hallmark. They pound into your skull that you must buy a good gift or you are a piece of camel dung...anybody remember when Hannakah was a second rate holiday?? I am not trying to offend by saying that, a friend of mine who is Jewish says this all the time. Hannakah has really overstepped its bounds as far as he is concerned. He feels that it takes away from truly important Jewish holiday such as Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashona. I blame it all on Hallmark, wnt to whore themselves out on everything...

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Happy Holidays, Festivus for the rest of us though!!!

[The mighty Thor]

Hallmark? Never heard that
before. Maybe the Antichrist
owns Hallmark
:)








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[Zipgun]

Hallmark IS the Antichrist.

Oh wait...no, it's still my dog.



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[F1Gm3nT]

give everyone some juicyfruit... makes a great gift


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May all your Happy Holidays be real and well not a figment of your imagination...*budumbum pish*

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[RF Godfather]

a stick of gum would be fine for me... I don't ask for much.

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Happy Holidays to all of my board family! MEOW! ZOINKS! WHATEVER!

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[impactplayer2k1]

Doogie is right! Any holiday hallmark gets it's hands on, turns to sh*t! Hallmark are bunch of insensitive assholes. I'll write my own stuff at least its sincere and it comes from the heart and not the wallet.

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SOMEONE GET ME THE BIG KNIFE, I'M GONNA CUT MY THROAT!!!

[Sheeplovr]

I like hallmarks little ortimates not the big ones just the tiny ones there so cool cause there tiny


number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Doogie]

New rallying cry from here on out and the cry for 2002...DOWN WITH HALLMARK, DOWN WITH HALLMARK!! Give me a greeting card that is truly written by someone. That is the reason for a lack of sensitivity and creation anymore! Hallmark has made things convenient, so you dont have to think. A lack of thought on a card means tha somewhere down the road, you dont think about there merging with EXXON or something like that...before you know it, everything is under one banner. Wether that be toliet paper, or gum, or gas...all under the same company. So I say that the line must be drawn here!!! Take up a pen, put some synapses to use, and create your own card. Question everything, be a non-conformist, challenge the system!! Freedom of speech!!
FREEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

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Happy Holidays, Festivus for the rest of us though!!!

[Fallon]

WHO KILLED CHRISTMAS?

Gary Condit.

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This message was edited by Heckler on 12-16-01 @ 4:12 PM