you know that tired chick from the 5 hour energy commercial?

[Epschtein]

i seriously want to bang her!

that blond in the black dress that is all crashed out on the office chair?

for some reason i find her incredibly hot, i just want her to lie there and flop around as i maneuver her like a real doll (not that i have one of those... seriously, i dont have one!)

her complete indifference would be so HOT!

[Epschtein]

almost forgot, i want to bang that chick from the phone book commerical too. the one looking to get her lower back tattoo removed. she is stunning.

i would bang her even if she wasnt coming down from too many energy drinks.

[HBox]

I want to bang chicks too.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I want to bang chicks too.

By "bang" do you mean "drug and rape"?

[Epschtein]

I want to bang chicks too.

seriously! isnt it great?!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I've been a member of this board for almost 7 years.

I'm pretty sure most of the guy members here (yes, even those getting it regularly) would bang ANYONE and ANYTHING.

Am I wrong? I don't think so.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I've been a member of this board for almost 7 years.

I'm pretty sure most of the guy members here (yes, even those getting it regularly) would bang ANYONE and ANYTHING.

Am I wrong? I don't think so.

I have standards. Sadly, most don't.

[Epschtein]

I'm pretty sure most of the guy members here (yes, even those getting it regularly) would bang ANYONE and ANYTHING.
Am I wrong? I don't think so.


remember that broad from the "where's the beef?!" commercials?

i wouldnt bang her.

[IMSlacker]

remember that broad from the "where's the beef?!" commercials?

i wouldnt bang her.

But, she's dead.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

But, she's dead.

Sigh... it doesn't matter.

[mikeyboy]

I guess you do miss something by having a DVR and not watching commercials.

[IMSlacker]

I guess you do miss something by having a DVR and not watching commercials.

Yeah. I've never seen a 5 hour energy commercial. I've only heard Opie's live reads.

[Epschtein]

But, she's dead.

i had no idea... in that case i'll bang her too.

wakka wakka and all that...

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have standards. Sadly, most don't.

You married a beautiful and smart woman. I'd say YOU lucked out! :smile:

[underdog]

I'm pretty sure most of the guy members here (yes, even those getting it regularly) would bang ANYONE and ANYTHING.

Am I wrong? I don't think so.

A great man once said if its human with a vagina and you won't have sex with it, you're gay.

[underdog]

I have standards. Sadly, most don't.

Lucky for you, your wife doesn't.

Zing!

[Team_Ramrod]

By "bang" do you mean "drug and rape"?

Isn't that a given? I didn't know the term was open to interpretation.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Lucky for you, your wife doesn't.

Zing!

See, I didn't go there. I do think thebazile is a SAINT.

Also, Matty has become a somewhat nicer person since he's met her.

It's win-win for them and the board.

[SatCam]

Guarana? Tisk tisk you limp bitch

[Tenbatsuzen]

You married a beautiful and smart woman. I'd say YOU lucked out! :smile:

We actually got into a mini-fight about our SAT scores and Guys and Dolls today.

Don't ask.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

We actually got into a mini-fight about our SAT scores and Guys and Dolls today.

Don't ask.

I didn't say you weren't DORKS.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I didn't say you weren't DORKS.

my marriage is very, very strange.

[King Imp]

I've got a recent thing for that chick who does the Rosetta Stone commercial. She isn't showing anything, but you can tell that she's packing a lot behind that blouse.

[ChrisTheCop]

i seriously want to bang her!

that blond in the black dress that is all crashed out on the office chair?

for some reason i find her incredibly hot, i just want her to lie there and flop around as i maneuver her like a real doll (not that i have one of those... seriously, i dont have one!)

her complete indifference would be so HOT!

Better get her before she drinks that stuff!

Or wait 5 hours and try again.

[NickyL0885]

I have standards too but im fat so.....i dont have much choice when it comes to picking. Im not saying i need a girl who has the body of Jessica Alba, although that would be nice. I was recently seeing a girl who was big like me. but...after a few dates and sex,......i realized i wasnt attracted to her. Ive never been into "my kind" aka bigger girls.

[sailor]

Lucky for you, your wife doesn't.

Zing!

i got yelled at for making that exact joke once.

[mdr55]

Pics???

[cougarjake13]

yeh i cant picture the 5 hour energy chick right now

i wish there was a search engine of some kind that could find these things quickly for me

[jauble]

She kind of reminds me of Debra Lafave.


edit: and maybe this is why.


http://www.sptimes.com/2006/03/08/images/lafave300.jpg

[Foster]

Yeah. I've never seen a 5 hour energy commercial. I've only heard Opie's live reads.

you want to bang Opie?

[JackBurton Says]

When you say "bang" do you mean on her drum, cause you don't wanna work?

[Sue_Bender]

I have standards too but im fat so.....i dont have much choice when it comes to picking. Im not saying i need a girl who has the body of Jessica Alba, although that would be nice. I was recently seeing a girl who was big like me. but...after a few dates and sex,......i realized i wasnt attracted to her. Ive never been into "my kind" aka bigger girls.

:sad:

[~Katja~]

Yeah. I've never seen a 5 hour energy commercial. I've only heard Opie's live reads.

I wanna fuck Opie when he reads that commercial and his belt is hanging down his pants




wait what?

[~Katja~]

you want to bang Opie?

damn, it helps to read further before I reply...


but at least for me it's a more sexy thought... kinda... sorta... well, Opie's Belt drives me nuts :D

[Foster]

:huh:damn, it helps to read further before I reply...


but at least for me it's a more sexy thought... kinda... sorta... well, Opie's Belt drives me nuts

:D

[Epschtein]

another chick from a commercial that i would NOT bang;

that psycho broad from the progressive insurance commericals, the big eyed brunette that acts all wacky. she would probably be a freak in bed but it wouldnt be worth it if you had to actually take her out to dinner first. maybe if i met her at last call and was bangin' her 20 minutes later... maybe.

yeah, i think about bangin' a lot of chicks in commercials...

:help:

[Midkiff]

Her name is Alison MacInnis. She was on Power Rangers.

http://br.geocities.com/lucguaraldo3/four/cast_amacinnis.jpg

IMDB. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532829/)

You're welcome.

[Dougie Brootal]

Her name is Alison MacInnis. She was on Power Rangers.

http://br.geocities.com/lucguaraldo3/four/cast_amacinnis.jpg

IMDB. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532829/)

You're welcome.

ahem, power rangers: TIME FORCE = not real power rangers.:thumbdown:

:wub:amy jo johnson FTW!!!!!

[Epschtein]

that's her!

you got any pics where she looks really tired tho? mmmmmmmmm...

[Drunky McBetidont]

ahem, power rangers: TIME FORCE = not real power rangers.:thumbdown:

:wub:amy jo johnson FTW!!!!!

amy jo is on a new cbs series called flashpoint. i think it already started airing a couple weeks ago.

http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/tvshows/Flashpoint/amy-jo-johnson-flashpoint.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

amy jo is on a new cbs series called flashpoint. i think it already started airing a couple weeks ago.

http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/tvshows/Flashpoint/amy-jo-johnson-flashpoint.jpg

she didnt age very well, but id still smash it! thanks for the heads up budday!

edit: actually on 2nd look...shes still got it!

[Epschtein]

yeah that amy jo chick isnt that hot now.

but who knows, let me see her 6 hours after drinking a 5 hour energy and i might change my mind.

[Dougie Brootal]

yeah that amy jo chick isnt that hot now.

but who knows, let me see her 6 hours after drinking a 5 hour energy and i might change my mind.

she looks like she forgot to put on make up that day.

[ChrisTheCop]

she looks like she forgot to put on make up that day.

Ive never seen the show, but she is indeed hot.
I like that she's not made up, she's in uniform! Those 2 dont mix.
A+ for realism.


and upon further investigation....HELLO!!!!!!
http://www.comicsbulletin.com/busted/images/060313/amyjojohnson4.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

batch away Epschtein



http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-16935178.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B3C96DF83-22BB-43E0-9BCC-5EE94C56E178%7D

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-16477570.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BCB742B69-CC29-4A98-8530-C38A0AD9885B%7D

http://wendyusuallywanders.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sleepy.jpg

[Epschtein]

:lol: :thumbup:

[TonyStark]

My favorite part of that commerical has to be the dude passed out sleeping like he's tanked in the middle of a meeting. He's got his head all the way back on the head rest with his mouth open like he's drooling.

[Epschtein]

My favorite part of that commerical has to be the dude passed out sleeping like he's tanked in the middle of a meeting. He's got his head all the way back on the head rest with his mouth open like he's drooling.

hahaha yeah exaggeration is awesome in commercials like those.

like they will have a commercial for a "automagical salad tosser!" and show a lady trying to make salad the "old fashioned way" and she is just destroying her whole kitchen.

(insert salad tossing joke here)

:clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

hahaha yeah exaggeration is awesome in commercials like those.

like they will have a commercial for a "automagical salad tosser!" and show a lady trying to make salad the "old fashioned way" and she is just destroying her whole kitchen.

(insert salad tossing joke here)

:clap:

i am the automagical salad tosser.

[Freakshow]

another chick from a commercial that i would NOT bang;

that psycho broad from the progressive insurance commericals, the big eyed brunette that acts all wacky. she would probably be a freak in bed but it wouldnt be worth it if you had to actually take her out to dinner first. maybe if i met her at last call and was bangin' her 20 minutes later... maybe.

yeah, i think about bangin' a lot of chicks in commercials...

:help:

Her name is Stephanie Courtney. She is a groundling.
I looked her up...

[oldladyfacepuncher]

But, she's dead.

CODE BLUE!!!!!

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[TonyStark]

I like these almost more than the "I need to vent" ads.