So who here was an accident?

[IamFogHat]

Ron got me thinking about this today, thought I'd throw the question out there.
I know I was, I was born ten years after my other two siblings, and for many years my parents referred to me as their "special surprise".
So who else should have just been cum on a stomach?

[ChrisTheCop]

Not an accident, per se.
But my parents had planned to have 4 kids, and I'm only here because one of my older siblings died weeks after she was born.

Oh--and her name was Christina... they couldnt even come up with a new name?!?!

Good times.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Randy

my mom had no clue it would be twins

he was named after Randolph Scott after my dad was put on the spot for a name



his baby bottle was labeled mistake till age 2

[LaBoob]

I was an accident but my mother was nice enough to call it an "oops"...

Incidentally, my mother told me I was conceived in a pool. Too much information, but it does explain my unnatural love of the water.

[Devo37]

Not an accident, per se.
But my parents had planned to have 4 kids, and I'm only here because one of my older siblings died weeks after she was born.


same here. my mom mis-carried twins (would've been the 3rd & 4th kids), or me and my little sister would never be here.

[DJEvelEd]

Everything happens for a reason.

You would have dripped out and found an egg somewhere...

[A.J.]

he was named after Randolph Scott after my dad was put on the spot for a name

"RAN-DOLPH SCOTT!!!!"

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/images/church.jpg

[Friday]

after years of paperwork, thousands of dollars and government red tape.... i am pleased to know that this is the ONE thing my parents can never say to me! no matter what i do!

w00t!

[DiabloSammich]

I was, and I was born on Mischief Night.


For years the old man referred to me as his "Lil Practical Joke."

[RAAMONE]

after years of paperwork, thousands of dollars and government red tape.... i am pleased to know that this is the ONE thing my parents can never say to me! no matter what i do!

w00t!

wow...you really went through alot to prevent your parents from saying wOOt to you

[Heather 8]

I was the only planned one, and was supposed to be an only child. My brothers were results of a broken condom & a botched vasectomy, respectively.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I was a methodically planned baby. My parents tried to have a baby for 20 years. My mom suffered 7 miscarriages (one of which was twins).

She had trouble carrying a baby to full term (I think she lost one at around 6 months. It must have been heartbreaking!)

She had gone to her OB/GYN for a regular check up and the doctor said, "Ok, you're in your 7th month. Let's not take any chances and induce."

I was 2 months early and weighed 5lbs.

No wonder I get crabby when someone wakes me up too early.:tongue:

[IamFogHat]

My brothers were results of a broken condom & a botched vasectomy, respectively.

Wow, was your parents' bedroom door frame made out of the legs of a ladder?

[epo]

Mistake? That's nothing. I'm the reason those fools got married!

That'll teach them!

[jonyrotn]

Randy
my mom had no clue it would be twins
he was named after Randolph Scott after my dad was put on the spot for a name
his baby bottle was labeled mistake till age 2..And ever since then it's been labeled "Budweiser"..


I'm the oldest of 5 and we were all mistakes..My mom had to figure the cost of an EPT test into each weeks grocery budget..

[Sheila]

ok i have to tell somebody... and I just saw this thread... I'm pregnant with #3 (a surprise), just found out literally minutes ago, missed my period a few days, and took an old pregnancy test where it came up positive. my husband goes to buy a fresh one, and here we are... I'm so excited, too early to tell anyone we know, but I'm just so nervous and ready to cry with emotion and I've lurked here enough to know what a good bunch of people you guys are (also Friday is the best, I got to hang out with her on the bleachers a few times)....i have our 2 boys asleep upstairs, they are amazing and I can't believe we are going to have another baby. how will we afford another one, how are we going to handle this, all this stuff going through my head... at the same time I know we have a home full of love and warmth to give this baby... wow, wow wow wow, ok back to cooking (I'm making our meals for tomorrow today, thanks for allowing me to post my news, I'll have to print screen this to put in the baby book)

[~Katja~]

ok i have to tell somebody... and I just saw this thread... I'm pregnant with #3 (a surprise), just found out literally minutes ago, missed my period a few days, and took an old pregnancy test where it came up positive. my husband goes to buy a fresh one, and here we are... I'm so excited, too early to tell anyone we know, but I'm just so nervous and ready to cry with emotion and I've lurked here enough to know what a good bunch of people you guys are (also Friday is the best, I got to hang out with her on the bleachers a few times)....i have our 2 boys asleep upstairs, they are amazing and I can't believe we are going to have another baby. how will we afford another one, how are we going to handle this, all this stuff going through my head... at the same time I know we have a home full of love and warmth to give this baby... wow, wow wow wow, ok back to cooking (I'm making our meals for tomorrow today, thanks for allowing me to post my news, I'll have to print screen this to put in the baby book)

congrats



I was a "planned" child, my older sister was the oops, but because of her they needed a bigger place to live at and apartments were given out by family size way back then in east Germany... so I have been called the apartment child.

[DJEvelEd]

Why does Randolph Scott's name come up when there's mention of cum and condoms?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g57/nkosub/GrantScott.jpg

Is it the Cary Grant rumors?
I say they were both comfortable enough in their own masculinity to be able to rub lotion on each other. Comfortable enough to play cowboys & indians at "Bachelor Hall".
Sure they rubbed cocks together, but there was some starlet's taint in between them when they did. THATS NOT GHEY!!! Especially if the balls are held away from the action.

Please don't associate Randolph Scotts name with cum & condoms anymore. There's enough fags in the world as it is.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Randolph_Scott_and_Cary_Grant.jpg/180px-Randolph_Scott_and_Cary_Grant.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

I don't know if I could be called an "accident", but my mom was 38 when she had me, and my dad was 49. And at that point, people thought a 38 year old was ancient to be having a kid, so my mom and dad both kind of figured they wouldn't have kids. And here I came, then my sister about 3 years later.

I don't consider myself "old" in any sense, but the way some things have changed over the course of my lifetime is really weird.

[PapaBear]

I'm the youngest of 5, with the oldest sibling being 16 years older than me, and the closest one being 6 years older. So, yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm an accident. Plus there's the fact that my mom once told me that my dad wanted her to get an abortion but it was illegal in 1966.

[RoseBlood]

I'm the youngest of 5, with the oldest sibling being 16 years older than me, and the closest one being 6 years older. So, yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm an accident. Plus there's the fact that my mom once told me that my dad wanted her to get an abortion but it was illegal in 1966.

I'm so glad you were conceived pre - Roe vs. Wade :smile:

[PapaBear]

I'm so glad you were conceived pre - Roe vs. Wade :smile:
AWW... Thanks!:drunk:

I guess it's also good that my dad's not the type to hire someone with a coat hanger.

[IamFogHat]

I'm so glad you were conceived pre - Roe vs. Wade :smile:

I have to agree!:smile:

[sailor]

i attended my parents' wedding.

and my brother was born 16 years after my little sister. my parents didn't plan well.

[Sue_Bender]

I was an accident...





in both conception and delivery.

[Friday]

ok i have to tell somebody... and I just saw this thread... I'm pregnant with #3 (a surprise), just found out literally minutes ago, missed my period a few days, and took an old pregnancy test where it came up positive. my husband goes to buy a fresh one, and here we are... I'm so excited, too early to tell anyone we know, but I'm just so nervous and ready to cry with emotion and I've lurked here enough to know what a good bunch of people you guys are (also Friday is the best, I got to hang out with her on the bleachers a few times)....i have our 2 boys asleep upstairs, they are amazing and I can't believe we are going to have another baby. how will we afford another one, how are we going to handle this, all this stuff going through my head... at the same time I know we have a home full of love and warmth to give this baby... wow, wow wow wow, ok back to cooking (I'm making our meals for tomorrow today, thanks for allowing me to post my news, I'll have to print screen this to put in the baby book)

holy shit!

yayYayYAY!!!
:clap:

I am so happy for you guys... please PM me and let me know when you are free.
we are SO going out for non-alcoholic drinks to celebrate!

[ChrisTheCop]

ok i have to tell somebody... and I just saw this thread... I'm pregnant with #3 (a surprise), just found out literally minutes ago, missed my period a few days, and took an old pregnancy test where it came up positive. my husband goes to buy a fresh one, and here we are... I'm so excited, too early to tell anyone we know, but I'm just so nervous and ready to cry with emotion and I've lurked here enough to know what a good bunch of people you guys are (also Friday is the best, I got to hang out with her on the bleachers a few times)....i have our 2 boys asleep upstairs, they are amazing and I can't believe we are going to have another baby. how will we afford another one, how are we going to handle this, all this stuff going through my head... at the same time I know we have a home full of love and warmth to give this baby... wow, wow wow wow, ok back to cooking (I'm making our meals for tomorrow today, thanks for allowing me to post my news, I'll have to print screen this to put in the baby book)

Who saw this coming?
7 of her 8 posts have been about babies!
(the other one was about Jay Mohr..who I assume is the father.)

Congrats!

[Sheila]

Who saw this coming?
7 of her 8 posts have been about babies!
(the other one was about Jay Mohr..who I assume is the father.)

Congrats!

lol, that is so true, baby-obsession is evident in my post, also in my life, i quit my job with my 2nd boy, (still do a tiny bit of part-time consulting) and started a website on nj playgrounds to connect other parents in NJ... it's been such a mothery existence, and subconsciously maybe we've planned it... though I really wanted to space it out more if we were to have another... i wonder if Jay will visit the baby... :) he can read the baby his book, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz (just kidding papa Jay, love your book)

thanks for the congrats everyone... it's going to be tough doing a studio visit with 3 kids though, my parents said 2 was their limit for babysitting...i'm not telling them till the end of the first trimester, they will be shocked... have to break it to them that I'm not going to Bolivia next year...
i've taken up too much room on this thread, but I'm really entertained by your mistake stories- great to see you guys made it into existence, attending your parent's wedding, Papa Bear making his narrow escape into being, and that's a great nickname diablosammich, i'll have to jot some of these down, except I won't label the baby's bottle "mistake". Friday, will PM YOU!

[ravn816]

I was a huge accident. My mom had just had OB/GYN major surgery and had been bleeding quite a bit...while unknowingly pregnant. Drs fucked that one up. I pretty much shouldn't even be here. let's just say when the pregnancy was finally confirmed, my mom switched doctors.

My son was also an accident. He was actually conceived on April 1st. Best April Fools Day joke ever. :happy:

[Piuki]

Though neither of my parents have ever used the word "accident" I am pretty sure I was considering I was 16 months old by the time they finally got around to getting married. Don't tell my mom I told you this, though, because she's super sensitive about it! :wink:

[Melrapuo]

I'm raising my hands as high as possible. I was told I was a "pleasant surprise," when I knew I was a convenient mistake. If I was born a girl, I'd be a mistake (two older sisters).

[ADF]

I was a proverbial bun in the oven at my parents' wedding.

[bobrobot]

I was a proverbial bun in the oven at my parents' wedding.

so you were an AcciDental Fetus???

[Sue_Bender]

so you were an AcciDental Fetus???

It's Obtuse Bobo from left field!




Sweet. :wub:

[Death Metal Moe]

Yo, unplanned over here.

[bobrobot]

It's Obtuse Bobo from left field!

Sweet. :wub:

"ob·tuse /əbˈtus, -ˈtyus/[uhb-toos, -tyoos]
–adjective
1. not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull."

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BITCH!!!!

[Leticia]

I'm pretty sure I was an accident.
My mom had me at 43, and my brother is 8 years older than me.

[PopPop]

Dad told me I was meant to be left in the back seat of a 1957 Ford. Sure do miss him. My Mother-in-Law said the rest of them (kids) take 9 months but that first one could come at anytime.

[grlNIN]

I am pretty sure that i was planned, in that, they were wanted to have a girl. I clocked my birth back in months and i was conceived around my mom's birthday.

I think the only thing that was unplanned was my Dad being excited to have more kids after me(3rd, only girl) and my Mom letting him know that she got her tubes tied after i was delivered.

[RoseBlood]

I clocked my birth back in months and i was conceived around my mom's birthday.

I clocked mine and I was conceived around St. Patrick's Day.. Here's to being Irish :drunk:

[ahhdurr]

I clocked mine and I was conceived around St. Patrick's Day.. Here's to being Irish :drunk:

haha - never thought of this one. me too.

I also must have been an accident.

[cougarjake13]

i was first born and as far as i know not an accident


but i was obviously a xmas night baby with my b day being in aug

[Sheila]

ok i have to tell somebody... and I just saw this thread... I'm pregnant with #3 (a surprise), just found out literally minutes ago, missed my period a few days, and took an old pregnancy test where it came up positive. my husband goes to buy a fresh one, and here we are... I'm so excited, too early to tell anyone we know, but I'm just so nervous and ready to cry with emotion and I've lurked here enough to know what a good bunch of people you guys are (also Friday is the best, I got to hang out with her on the bleachers a few times)....i have our 2 boys asleep upstairs, they are amazing and I can't believe we are going to have another baby. how will we afford another one, how are we going to handle this, all this stuff going through my head... at the same time I know we have a home full of love and warmth to give this baby... wow, wow wow wow, ok back to cooking (I'm making our meals for tomorrow today, thanks for allowing me to post my news, I'll have to print screen this to put in the baby book)

fast forward- march 19- Caitlin is born, 7lbs 9oz., baby is doing great! c-section and a cough is not a great combination, mom loves baby and percoset. miss listening to the buddays, should be home Monday, I'm so happy to have a sweet baby girl, right now at hospital using wireless internet, what a wonderful world.

[razorboy]

My two sisters and I were all planned. We're all about six years apart.

[disneyspy]

my family had a pet monkey that my brothers (who are 10 and 12 years older than me) had to get rid of because of jealousy issues when i was born,ive heard about that stipid monkey my whole life,if you are still able to procreate,dont buy a monkey

[razorboy]

my family had a pet monkey that my brothers (who are 10 and 12 years older than me) had to get rid of because of jealousy issues when i was born,ive heard about that stipid monkey my whole life,if you are still able to procreate,dont buy a monkey

Big deal. They got a new monkey.

[smiler grogan]

My parents has 4 kids I am the the second and according to them the only planned one.

[Farmer Dave]

fast forward- march 19- Caitlin is born, 7lbs 9oz., baby is doing great! c-section and a cough is not a great combination, mom loves baby and percoset. miss listening to the buddays, should be home Monday, I'm so happy to have a sweet baby girl, right now at hospital using wireless internet, what a wonderful world.
Hey congrats to ya.

I'm the middle child so I had to be planned, right?

[beachbum]

I was born 7 1/2 months after the wedding.

[Heather 8]

fast forward- march 19- Caitlin is born, 7lbs 9oz., baby is doing great! c-section and a cough is not a great combination, mom loves baby and percoset. miss listening to the buddays, should be home Monday, I'm so happy to have a sweet baby girl, right now at hospital using wireless internet, what a wonderful world.

Congrats!

[Tenbatsuzen]

broken condom & botched vasectomy

New night show on XM202, thank god it's an XL channel.

[JerryTaker]

I was born to two 19 year-old kids, two and a half months after the wedding. I remember as a child my mother would tell me that she wanted to get rid of me, send me to "the home," as she called it.

so yeah, unplanned and unwanted, and thirty-two years later, nothing has changed. fun!

[thepaulo]

I was adopted so naturally I was a mistake.

[Misteriosa]

fast forward- march 19- Caitlin is born, 7lbs 9oz., baby is doing great! c-section and a cough is not a great combination, mom loves baby and percoset. miss listening to the buddays, should be home Monday, I'm so happy to have a sweet baby girl, right now at hospital using wireless internet, what a wonderful world.

congrats :clap: and thank you so much for remembering to update us :o

and im so glad to hear that the baby is healthy :wub:

[hammersavage]

I'm the youngest of 4 so its always in the back of my mind.

[epo]

I was an "accident" which must have been funny for my 18 & 19-year old parents at the time. I of course got the last laugh as they got hitched and are still stuck together 36 years later.

FACE!

[Thebazile78]

I'm the youngest of 4 so its always in the back of my mind.

It should only be at the front of your mind if there's a huge gap between you and the next one up. Like more than 5 years.

We have a buddy who's one of those. I think there's 10 or so years between him and the next one up ... and then 20 or so between him and his oldest sibling. Or something like that.

I'm convinced I was an accident, mostly because when I was 12 that's what my mother told me. (Stupid rhythm method.)

[PhishHead]

I was not an accident but my grandparents told my mom all the time that she was an accident basically broke her heart and was evident in their will when they left everything to my aunt and nothing to my mom. My mom still will occasionally cry about it.

[Freitag]

We have a buddy who's one of those. I think there's 10 or so years between him and the next one up ... and then 20 or so between him and his oldest sibling. Or something like that.




which led to the glorious moment of me asking, "Oh, are you his mom?" when I met his older sister.

[Thebazile78]

I was not an accident but my grandparents told my mom all the time that she was an accident basically broke her heart and was evident in their will when they left everything to my aunt and nothing to my mom. My mom still will occasionally cry about it.

See?

This is why, even if you were, your parents should never EVER tell you.

[PhishHead]

See?

This is why, even if you were, your parents should never EVER tell you.

EXACTLY!!

I never knew that they told my mom this until later in life when I was older and my parents informed me of all this when we stopped going over there. It was a horrible experience and I am not sure how my mom doesn't hate them completely. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

[Thebazile78]

EXACTLY!!

I never knew that they told my mom this until later in life when I was older and my parents informed me of all this when we stopped going over there. It was a horrible experience and I am not sure how my mom doesn't hate them completely. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

It makes it REALLY difficult to get along with the parent who told you.

My mother and I still don't have a great relationship, but she's my mother and I love her anyway. Just because she did/said some stupid things to me doesn't make her a bad person.

[PhishHead]

It makes it REALLY difficult to get along with the parent who told you.

My mother and I still don't have a great relationship, but she's my mother and I love her anyway. Just because she did/said some stupid things to me doesn't make her a bad person.

Well it was more than just that, that led to no relationship until they both passed and my mom went to the funerals.

[Thebazile78]

Well it was more than just that, that led to no relationship until they both passed and my mom went to the funerals.

Sounded like it. There had to be something else going on that made it so bad. (As it is, during my freshman year of college, I talked so little about my mother one of the girls I sang with in choir thought that my mother was dead ... but, of course, my parents have been divorced for 15 years now so it probably was easier on me.)

And we've successfully derailed this thread.

Didn't mean to make it a pity-party.

[PhishHead]

Sounded like it. There had to be something else going on that made it so bad. (As it is, during my freshman year of college, I talked so little about my mother one of the girls I sang with in choir thought that my mother was dead ... but, of course, my parents have been divorced for 15 years now so it probably was easier on me.)

And we've successfully derailed this thread.

Didn't mean to make it a pity-party.

I derail all threads I post in, don't worry about it.

[stormy1065]

I think i was more of a product of rape than an accident.my nearest sib is 6yrs older than me.and my mom told me she tried to kill herself on the day she brought me home.happy birthday!:blink:

[Aggie]

Yes but my mom denies it to this day. She doesn't want me to think that about myself. Like a couple in their early 20's about to start law school decides it's the perfect time to start a family!

She had to delay starting a semester and raise me and my 10 year old cousin while going through law school. She was a saint, I don't know how she did it.

[RoseBlood]

Yes but my mom denies it to this day. She doesn't want me to think that about myself. Like a couple in their early 20's about to start law school decides it's the perfect time to start a family!

She had to delay starting a semester and raise me and my 10 year old cousin while going through law school. She was a saint, I don't know how she did it.

Holy cow.. amazing.. good for her though!
And nothing good could come of telling any child/adult they were a mistake. It's pointless even if it's true.

[Aggie]

Holy cow.. amazing.. good for her though!
And nothing good could come of telling any child/adult they were a mistake. It's pointless even if it's true.

Yeah, even though I know I am I'm kind of glad she never outright said that. She's a strong woman, I love my mama.

[jennysmurf]

I was born 11 months after my parents got married. Not exactly an accident, but not exactly planned either. My parents were only engaged 3 weeks before they got married, so they joke that they've known me about as long as they've known each other. Sweet.

[RoseBlood]

I was not an accident, so I know how lucky I am. My mother has never made me feel like a burden EVER. I didn't want to start a new thread so I'm putting this here. I came home to a lovely card on my bed:

Thank You:

Dear Kris,

This card is to give thanks to God for giving me such a wonderful Daughter, one that brings me such Joy and makes me burst with Pride.
I just thought you should know how Blessed I have been.

Thankyou for all the Love and making my Birthday so special.

Love, Mom.

:wub::wub::wub:

[Dell]

I was an accident and my wife and I had three unplanned pregnancies (pill once and diaphragm twice). Guess we were validating those methods are not 100%. I have absolutely no regrets (but the college bills are killing me).

[Whiskeyportal]

My mom said I was the best accident that she ever had. She left my real father after he suggested an abortion and married my dad shortly after I was born. I'm glad she left that son of a bitch.

[Melrapuo]

My ma went into the hospital in May 1986 to schedule her vasectomy in June. That's when she found out she was pregnant with me. Yay for pro-life!

[razorboy]

My ma went into the hospital in May 1986 to schedule her vasectomy in June. That's when she found out she was pregnant with me. Yay for pro-life!

Your Mom was scheduling her vasectomy? Does your Mom have a cock and balls? Because that might be your Dad.

[bigtim666]

i am not sure how you would put it my mom wanted a girl, she had 5 boys, me being the fifth then my sister next. So if any of my older brothers were a girl i wouldn't be here.

[ElBoberino]

My brother was an accident... and our entire family found out how it happened one Thanksgiving when my mom had a little bit too much wine and said she was thankful for the seat in the shower where my brother was accidentally created.

[KatPw]

I guess you could technically say I was an accident. My parents tried for many years to conceive, and nothing happened. My parents both went through fertility testing and the doctors could not find a reason why they weren't conceiving. My mother had horrible procedures done to her, like having air blown up her tubes and such. Once they gave up trying I came along. I was born on my mom's 40th birthday.

[razorboy]

My brother was an accident... and our entire family found out how it happened one Thanksgiving when my mom had a little bit too much wine and said she was thankful for the seat in the shower where my brother was accidentally created.

Is Fez your Dad?

[Heather 8]

Your Mom was scheduling her vasectomy? Does your Mom have a cock and balls? Because that might be your Dad.

Or Mrs. Cartman.

[drusilla]

how did i miss this thread???

i'm clearly an accident. or as my parents were nice enough to tell me, i was a snowy day. my dad was supposed to go out & play cards on friday night, but there was a snowstorm so he stayed in. 7 1/2 months later i popped out. they were 39 & 40 when i was born & my brothers were 14 & 16. my brothers were completely embarrassed to go anywhere with my parents while my mom was pregnant. too creeped out to the let the public know that their parents were still doin' it.

[Slumbag]

My sisters and I are all three years apart.
I think we were planned for pretty well. My older sister was definitely a birthday baby. Her birthday is nine months after my dads birthday to the date.

[PapaBear]

My older sister was definitely a birthday baby. Her birthday is nine months after my dads birthday to the date.
Though all of us were accidents (I think), my parents somehow found a way to do the REVERSE birthday babies. My oldest sister was born ON my father's birthday. I was born one day before his birthday. All of us were pretty close to my father's birthday. My parents had 5 kids. Only one of them isn't a Scorpio, and he was born at the end of December.