Ronnie! Please help! My chick wears panties every night!

[jimmyolsenblues]

If someone could ask Ron for me , I would appreciate it.
I got a problem.
My chick wears , shirts, panties , and sometimes sweatpants to bed every night.
I hate it.
I like my chick to be naked when I sleep. I always don't want to wear anything.
When I tried in the past to talk to her about it and she has always been shy about it.
Well , the truth finally came out last night....SHE IS AFRAID OF A FIRE AND GOING OUT SIDE NAKED.

So she was totally honest with me, the reason she wears clothes at night is because she is afraid of a fire and running out side with no clothes on.
Now I know she prefers to sleep naked but is afraid to run outside.

What do I do? Please help Ronnie! I know you have the solution!

How do I get my chick to be naked while we sleep?

Thanks

[spankyfrank]

chloroform, works every time

[Knowledged_one]

chloroform, works every time

or some GHB

[Furtherman]

Easy. Buy her a nice robe and keep it near the bed. That way, if a fire breaks out, she can put on the robe and run outside confident and clothed.

[drjoek]

If anyone can get your chick out of her panties it would be Ronnie B:thumbup:

[RAAMONE]

i bet she cant wait for that night where she is standing in the yard fully clothed and she turns to you with a smile as you stand there nude and says "i told ya so" as you both watch your place burn down

[LaBoob]

I used to like to sleep in the nude when I was in my later teens just before I moved out of my parents' house... my mother came in one night and tucked me in (not something she did often at ALL) and found me naked... she made me come into her room where she lectured me for about an hour about "what would happen if the house caught on fire and you had to leave in a hurry??"... awkward.

Scarred for life = comfy pants and tank tops in bed

I also lay in bed sometimes worrying about the house catching on fire while I'm sleeping... Thanks mom.

Maybe your girlfriend had a similarly embarrassing/mortifying experience?

[joethebartender]

From one Cresskill man to another...
Keep a zip cut on the nightstand (it's not just for athletic tape).
She'll get the picture after her 2nd or 3rd morning waking up nude and peeled like a banana.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11UhQVdmPDL._SL500_AA185_.jpg

[KingGeno]

I've never understood it. Just keep a pair of pants nearby to hop into. Takes two seconds. Clothes are worthless when inside of
a place you live.

You should be a man, and fix the issue yourself. My advice:

http://www.renaughty.com/zc/images/Lingerie/camilaPanties.jpg
http://members.aol.com/kaizensepg/macs/plus-sign.JPG
http://www.allenprograms.com/client_images/catalog19703/pages/images/Ricos_Nachos.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

I used to like to sleep in the nude when I was in my later teens just before I moved out of my parents' house... my mother came in one night and tucked me in (not something she did often at ALL) and found me naked... she made me come into her room where she lectured me for about an hour...

While you were naked?

Awkward indeed. That's some Mommy Dearest isht right there.

[foodcourtdruide]

lol um.. Why don't you just let her sleep how she feels comfortable? What if she insisted you put something on while you sleep?

[TheMojoPin]

I've never understood it. Just keep a pair of pants nearby to hop into. Takes two seconds. Clothes are worthless when inside of
a place you live.

You should be a man, and fix the issue yourself. My advice:

http://www.renaughty.com/zc/images/Lingerie/camilaPanties.jpg
http://members.aol.com/kaizensepg/macs/plus-sign.JPG
http://www.allenprograms.com/client_images/catalog19703/pages/images/Ricos_Nachos.jpg

...

Feed her nachos until she has such bad gas she takes her panties off for fear of soiling them?

[TheMojoPin]

lol um.. Why don't you just let her sleep how she feels comfortable? What if she insisted you put something on while you sleep?

Maybe that's what she's doing.

[LaBoob]

While you were naked?

Awkward indeed. That's some Mommy Dearest isht right there.

I was allowed to get dressed to get yelled at.

Mommy Dearest indeed. Though my mother does actually love me a lot, she is just paranoid, abrasive, and overbearing. Love ya mommy.

[foodcourtdruide]

Maybe that's what she's doing.

My wife yells at me if I wear socks to bed.

[KingGeno]

I have not a funny bone in my body today.

But seriously. If she says that she is scared of a fire, assure her that you have taken all precautions to fire-proof the house. If she wants to sleep with pants on then she will continue to do so. Have you mentioned to her how much it bothers you? What does she reply with?

[TheMojoPin]

My wife yells at me if I wear socks to bed.

"Stop wearing only socks to bed and put on some goddamn clothes!"

[Knowledged_one]

I was allowed to get dressed to get yelled at.

Mommy Dearest indeed. Though my mother does actually love me a lot, she is just paranoid, abrasive, and overbearing. Love ya mommy.

Did she used to yell

"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS" as well

[JPMNICK]

tell her u will stash clothes in the bushes outside, that way if she does run out naked she has something to wear

[Jujubees2]

I think you chick has a point...

http://image26.webshots.com/27/8/0/97/2480800970057811768wTdfvO_ph.jpg

My wife and I would occasionally sleep naked but once the kids came around that stopped.

[JustJon]

"Stop wearing only socks to bed and put on some goddamn clothes!"

Depends. If it's Wednesday night, it's Business Time.

[Serpico1103]

If someone could ask Ron for me , I would appreciate it.
I got a problem.
My chick wears , shirts, panties , and sometimes sweatpants to bed every night.
I hate it.
I like my chick to be naked when I sleep. I always don't want to wear anything.
When I tried in the past to talk to her about it and she has always been shy about it.
Well , the truth finally came out last night....SHE IS AFRAID OF A FIRE AND GOING OUT SIDE NAKED.
So she was totally honest with me, the reason she wears clothes at night is because she is afraid of a fire and running out side with no clothes on.
Now I know she prefers to sleep naked but is afraid to run outside.
What do I do? Please help Ronnie! I know you have the solution!
How do I get my chick to be naked while we sleep?
Thanks

As long as she still takes them off to have sex, I think you are overreacting. Its what makes her feel comfortable. Is it really that big a deal to you, that you need to make her feel uncomfortable?

[Furtherman]

My wife yells at me if I wear socks to bed.

I've read that wearing socks actually helps you fall asleep faster. You need your sleep!

[TheMojoPin]

Depends. If it's Wednesday night, it's Business Time.

http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/Glossy/July07/SaturdayNightLives/DanAykroyd.jpg

[Furtherman]

Depends. If it's Wednesday night, it's Business Time.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2571741489_cbb9127d12.jpg?v=0

[TheMojoPin]

This should be subtitled the "arguments against relationships/marriage thread."

Hey, you know how you're comfortable sleeping a certain way and like to get a good night's rest? Well, toss that out the window because the lunatic next to you wants to completely change that.

[badmonkey]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2189030/2/istockphoto_2189030_firefighter_gear_ready_to_roll .jpg

[Jujubees2]

This is the photo I was trying to show in my previous post...

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KfFNJ8bzbos/Rqsn30Q6RmI/AAAAAAAAAfw/I1M9IbodP8E/image+004.jpg

[KingGeno]

Show her this, and maybe she will explain the "panties while sleeping" siliness:

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[Furtherman]

This is the photo I was trying to show in my previous post...

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KfFNJ8bzbos/Rqsn30Q6RmI/AAAAAAAAAfw/I1M9IbodP8E/image+004.jpg

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[A.J.]

This should be subtitled the "arguments against relationships/marriage thread."

Hey, you know how you're comfortable sleeping a certain way and like to get a good night's rest? Well, toss that out the window because the lunatic next to you wants to completely change that.

You can always do the separate beds a la "I Love Lucy".

[Rube]

Easy. Buy her a nice robe and keep it near the bed. That way, if a fire breaks out, she can put on the robe and run outside confident and clothed.

i agree.....but if the house in on fire, wouldn't it be simpler to just grab some smoke pants?

[joethebartender]

i agree.....but if the house in on fire, wouldn't it be simpler to just grab some smoke pants?

How would you find them?

[IamPixie]

turn off the air conditioning.

[Chip Vaughn]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2571741489_cbb9127d12.jpg?v=0


Those Kiwi's crack me up...

:clap:

[hurlmon]

She could have a point...

http://www.geocities.com/hurlmon63/fire.bmp