Summertime Head Cold

[DiabloSammich]

Holy Christ, is this aggravating.

There is something inherently wrong with sweating your ass off and having a runny nose at the same time.

It's like a cocaine bender without all the fun stuff.


Uggh.

[jauble]

Holy Christ, is this aggravating.

There is something inherently wrong with sweating your ass off and having a runny nose at the same time.

It's like a cocaine bender without all the fun stuff.


Uggh.

My fault, I replaced your nasal spray with cocaine. I probably should have let you know. Boy is there egg on my face.

[midwestjeff]

Aww. Baby want a bottle???

[DiabloSammich]

Aww. Baby want a bottle???


I wish you were sitting next to me so I could stab you.


The ancient Incans said that by killing a man it would relieve pressure to the sinuses. I think I saw that on Discovery.

[DiabloSammich]

God damn you people.

I'm fighting for my life and nobody cares.

I hope one of you gets sick so I can not reply to your plea for help.



Ohhhh, my head.

[IMSlacker]

My daughter has a cold, so I'm sure I'll catch it just in time for the weekend.

[RhinoinMN]

I wish you were sitting next to me so I could stab you.


The ancient Incans said that by killing a man it would relieve pressure to the sinuses. I think I saw that on Discovery.

Fellate a six pack of bottled beer and send it to him.

[DiabloSammich]

I am weakened by anti-histamines, and I don't even have Gvac to hold me anymore.

[midwestjeff]

Wait, you're home today?

Who is out whipping the illegals?

You know, every day they go without a good lashing
puts them one step closer to mutiny.

[RAAMONE]

I wish you were sitting next to me so I could stab you.


The ancient Incans said that by killing a man it would relieve pressure to the sinuses. I think I saw that on Discovery.

thats awesome

[RhinoinMN]

Wait, you're home today?

Who is out whipping the illegals?

You know, every day they go without a good lashing
puts them one step closer to mutiny.

Indeed. I have this hanging in my shop.

http://www.greatscotshop.com/images/shirt-flogging.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Wait, you're home today?

Who is out whipping the illegals?

You know, every day they go without a good lashing
puts them one step closer to mutiny.



I have them here at the house, carrying me around to various rooms. I tried to get one to dial the phone for me so I could join in on the Hosp bit, but his big fat fingers kept hitting the wrong buttons.

He'll pay later. He robbed you guys of radio gold.

[RhinoinMN]

I have them here at the house, carrying me around to various rooms. I tried to get one to dial the phone for me so I could join in on the Hosp bit, but his big fat fingers kept hitting the wrong buttons.

He'll pay later. He robbed you guys of radio gold.

Its not the fingers. Its your instruction. They do everything backwards.

[epo]

Neti Pot. Buy one.

[Whiskey_monger08]

a neti pot? what are you some kind of woman? While you're at it why don't you pick up some tampax and get back into the god damn kitchen and make me a sandwich!