Did I just screw up my piss test?

[Chigworthy]

So I just had a piss test yesterday. I don't do illegal drugs. My wife is training a dog for drug detection for her police department. This involves having a quantity of tightly rolled towels that have spent time in a box with drugs. They are used so the dog knows what to smell for. Our dog is in cocaine training, and my wife brought home the coke towels 2 weeks ago.

"Whoa, these stink!" she said. "Smell 'em."

I took a whiff, and they did indeed reek. I also handled them on a few occasions in the last week while helping her train the mutt.

Did I fucko myself?

[PapaBear]

I seriously doubt it.

[SatCam]

Why don't you tell us the real story now, hmmmmmmm?

[Chigworthy]

Why don't you tell us the real story now, hmmmmmmm?

Ssssshhhhhhhhh! I know background investigators check your online activity nowadays. This is a good cover. Sssssshhhhhhhhh......

[midwestjeff]

No.
Coke only stays in your system for 4-5 days.
Plus, that small of an amount would likely be below the level to trigger a positive test. Assuming you even ingested any by sniffing the towels.
Wait, your wife is a cop?
Who is this?
I don't know you.
Prank caller, prank caller.

[suggums]

My wife is training a dog for drug detection for her police department.

boo.

[foodcourtdruide]

Our dog is in cocaine training



Why do dogs get all the best jobs?

[Drunky McBetidont]

having a pot sniffing dog would be great. i would use it to shake down teens for their kush.
"gimmie the dope or the dog bites your pee pee"
wheeeeeeeeee:smoke:

[PanterA]

can i borrow a towel?

[LaBoob]

Ssssshhhhhhhhh! I know background investigators check your online activity nowadays. This is a good cover. Sssssshhhhhhhhh......

Serious question time... they do?

I'll be going through a background check soon for a possible job and I assumed they'll run your name through google, maybe even run your email address through google, but I'm not even sure what else "background" check entails... anybody know anything about this real quick, without me having to start another thread about it?

[oldladyfacepuncher]

My wife is a training dog for drug detection for her police department.


Would you say that's a preference or a genetic thing?

[jonyrotn]

You should be fine but just in case you should drink a bottle of Windex (moutain fresh works beset) mixed with the urine of a pregnant caribou and the drippings of fuzzybutt's adult diaper..
That should knock any impurities out of your piss..
Shoot me a pm when you've done that, I'll give you step two..BTW are ther any platterpuss' or Kimono dragons by you, if not we'll have to substitute..Not a problem..

[Chigworthy]

Serious question time... they do?

I'll be going through a background check soon for a possible job and I assumed they'll run your name through google, maybe even run your email address through google, but I'm not even sure what else "background" check entails... anybody know anything about this real quick, without me having to start another thread about it?

I only know that law enforcement background investigators go crazy with online stuff. I've heard plenty of stories of prospective hires being washed out because they stupidly posted a myspace bulletin about throwing a kegger or kicking someone's ass at a party.

[TheGameHHH]

can i borrow a towel?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i would also like a towel

[LaBoob]

I only know that law enforcement background investigators go crazy with online stuff. I've heard plenty of stories of prospective hires being washed out because they stupidly posted a myspace bulletin about throwing a kegger or kicking someone's ass at a party.

phew... no problem there. Though I am a fan of keggers and kicking ass, I know not to post it on my myspace.