Vaginal Odor

[Dr Steve]

my girlfriend has severe vaginal odor. I've smelled other girls before and there's no way this is normal. I'm trying to convince her to see a doctor, and I'm not really making any headway. Do you have any strategies that might help me to get her to a doctor?



I did listen to your weird medicine that covered the odor stuff (and the yogurt douche... WTF?!), but is there any other info you could give?







She definitely needs to get checked out...bad odor can sometimes be a sign of a retained foreign body or other vaginal problem. She needs to get a pap smear every year anyway...if she's overdue, she NEEDS TO GO. Cervical cancer is a totally preventable disease, but only if you go and get your pap smears on schedule. At the same time, they can address the odor issue.



If the yogurt douche creeps you out (food in the vagina, I get it), you can buy lactobacillus spores at most pharmacies. You can mix them with warm water and just douche with that. Lactobacillus is the good bacteria that lives in the vagina, and, coincidentally, makes delicious yogurt. Proof indeed that God has a sense of humor.

Even if this works, she still needs to go get her pap smear. And that goes for all of you XX chromosome humans out there reading this.



Hope this helps,







steve

[debit]

Dr. Steve, I have got to assume that severe vaginal odor is the worst part of being a doctor.

[Willmore]

Bad Vaginal odor ....


http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_12-13gallery/800/daleks.jpg



EXTERMINATE!!!

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, it's not like our balls don't smell.

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, it's not like our balls don't smell.

I've never grabbed a girls hair and said 'eat my balls out'

[DarkHippie]

Hey, it's not like our balls don't smell.

Thats why I dunk mine in Aqua de Gio. Da bitches love it.

[Doctor Z]

Probably just a bacterial infection. About a week on the proper antibiotic and that stink'll be all gone, and you can go back to munching away.

[Dr Steve]

Probably just a bacterial infection. About a week on the proper antibiotic and that stink'll be all gone, and you can go back to munching away.

We talked about this on the first Weird Medicine...I think it was the first question so you wouldn't have to plow through too much BS to get to it:

http://www.atomsmotion.com/weirdmedicine.htm

There is a thing called "bacterial vaginosis" that is thought to be an overgrowth of "bad" bacteria vs the "good" lactobacillus.

You can indeed treat this with an antibiotic called metronidazole; it has some crap-o-licious side effects, though, including a ban on alcohol while you're taking it. The other approach is to overwhelm the bad bacteria with "good" bacteria, thus the yogurt douche or lactobacillus douche idea.

Good luck with it and let us know how it comes out.


steve

[TheMojoPin]

Yes, Doctor Z, good luck with your stinky verginer.

[jonyrotn]

Puke on her stomach..That should get her attention..

[grlNIN]

My mom always told me that douching is bad for you.


Maybe she meant douche-bags though.

[Epschtein]

thanx for ruining yogurt for me fucker!

;)

[Sue_Bender]

Yogurt douche?!


I can clean out my cooter...


and have a delicious snack?


This is great news!

[debit]

Hey, it's not like our balls don't smell.

Why do your balls smell? Is that normal?

[ahhdurr]

I've never grabbed a girls hair and said 'eat my balls out'

word is... that's a first date with jauble.

[JPMNICK]

word is... that's a first date with jauble.

after he cooks you a nice meal

[TheMojoPin]

Why do your balls smell? Is that normal?

At the end of a long, busy day, if you aren't at least a little "musky" down there there's something wrong with you.

[Sheeplovr]

willmore rules for the dilek pic

[ScottFromGA]

you can make yogurt with a vergina?


well...makes sense. Wonder if you can make a cheese sammich with your balls?:tongue:

[Sue_Bender]

willmore rules for the dilek pic


You've got interesting rules on "ruling".

[Leticia]

Hey, it's not like our balls don't smell.

I've smelled some pretty gross balls...

I've never grabbed a girls hair and said 'eat my balls out'

Our mouths are not that far away from our noses, you know.



I knew someone who said they rubbed toothpaste on their vagina to get rid of the bad odor...
she turned to us to relate and we were like, "what? We've never heard of doing that., that sounds horrible..."
lol. She was on stage, too. Many minutes of laughter ensued.

[Tenbatsuzen]

At the end of a long, busy day, if you aren't at least a little "musky" down there there's something wrong with you.

Baby powder, you disgusting human being.

[TheMojoPin]

Baby powder, you disgusting human being.

What are you, a child? Use Gold Bond.

Secondly, why the hell should I use it every day? I usually shower twice a day as it is, and even if I don't, I don't have the same rank patch you aparently have that's tainting (HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH) everything you wear and sit on.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Hey, it's not like our balls don't smell.
But they smell like sweat. I'm not talking about an offensively smelly genital region, but there's few things more natural than to be attracted to the scent of the opposite sex.

[NewYorkDragons80]

I've smelled other girls before and there's no way this is normal.
I just imagine this guy in a labcoat with a clipboard smelling a row of vaginas.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I just imagine this guy in a labcoat with a clipboard smelling a row of vaginas.

"Here at the Bennington Institute...."

[Tenbatsuzen]

What are you, a child? Use Gold Bond.

Secondly, why the hell should I use it every day? I usually shower twice a day as it is, and even if I don't, I don't have the same rank patch you aparently have that's tainting (HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH) everything you wear and sit on.

Gold Bond makes my balls feel like there's been an icepack applied to them. No thanks.

[TheMojoPin]

Dumping a mess of powder down my pants seems like a pain.

I understand those that feel the need to.

[jonyrotn]

Once again, a vagina (albeit, rancid vagina) thread gets turned into a dick and dirty ball competition..
Let me end this please..Mojo wins!!!! Dirtiest balls on the board..
Now could we get back to filthy box talk please?!
..

[Dr Steve]

If you were going to actually DO a yogurt douche:


1 TBSP PLAIN Yogurt (don't use "fruit on the bottom" (ha) or any other flavored brand, jeez.)

4-8 oz warm water


Mix together and pour into a DOUCHEBAG.
Cleanse vagina according to instructions supplied with douchebag.

voila'

add strawberry jam to remaining yogurt for a tasty treat.
Make jokes.

Enjoy!

[midwestjeff]

Wow. Knowing yogurt can clean a vag really changes my perspective on it.
I used to think it was just for nutrition but now....

http://www.carnivalsource.com/images/products/GS29.jpg

I want to dip my balls in it!!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

man, i was worried that the yogurt looking stuff that is always dripping out of my old lady's snatch was something bad. i thought she was dying or something. so glad to know it is just yogurt that she must be putting up there.:thumbup: i just wish it tasted like pussy and not like pus.:sad:

[jonyrotn]

Cleanse vagina according to instructions supplied with douuchebag..Just google the instuctions because if he's a real douchebag, he probably won't give em to you anyway...

[Dr Steve]

ha, why am I not surprised that this is the most-viewed thread in this forum?

I wonder how a "Big Juicy Tits" thread would do? :innocent:

[DolaMight]

Hey, it's not like our balls don't smell.

Dr. Steve, if I do not bathe for several days until my balls smell like bad vaginal odor can I somehow extract that bacteria and whip up a nice delicious yogurt for myself?

[Dr Steve]

Dr. Steve, if I do not bathe for several days until my balls smell like bad vaginal odor can I somehow extract that bacteria and whip up a nice delicious yogurt for myself?


Ball bacteria are probably a mixture of awful staph and e coli, rather than the tasty lactobacillus species that are found in the vagina. Add in some candida yeast and you might be able to make some really, really horrid cheese but it won't make yogurt.

[Tenbatsuzen]

ha, why am I not surprised that this is the most-viewed thread in this forum?

I wonder how a "Big Juicy Tits" thread would do? :innocent:

Big Jew-y Tits?

[realmenhatelife]

I've smelled some pretty gross balls...



Our mouths are not that far away from our noses, you know.



I knew someone who said they rubbed toothpaste on their vagina to get rid of the bad odor...
she turned to us to relate and we were like, "what? We've never heard of doing that., that sounds horrible..."
lol. She was on stage, too. Many minutes of laughter ensued.


Maybe we're just looking for that girl who is like Kim Catrall in Porkies.