View Full Version : New FOX News Mandate: Pantie shots every 15 minutes!
Epschtein
08-01-2008, 09:57 AM
In a stunning internal memo we have uncovered, it appears FOX news has reacted strongly to the recent dip in the ratings.
After committing a few months back to making sure that they had a wide shot of at least one broad with great legs on screen for 90% of the time they are on air, they now want to take it to the next logical step.
The memo describes a slightly tamer version of a "Sharon Stone" like pantie shot that all female on-air employees will be expected to perform no less than 4 times an hour.
An anonymous high level executive at FOX also told us they will not rule out "Pantie Free Fridays!" if ratings do not respond as expected.
jauble
08-01-2008, 09:58 AM
Are you drinking?
chili
08-01-2008, 09:58 AM
In a stunning internal memo we have uncovered, it appears FOX news has reacted strongly to the recent dip in the ratings.
After committing a few months back to making sure that they had a wide shot of at least one broad with great legs on screen for 90% of the time they are on air, they now want to take it to the next logical step.
The memo describes a slightly tamer version of a "Sharon Stone" like pantie shot that all female on-air employees will be expected to perform no less than 4 times an hour.
An anonymous high level executive at FOX also told us they will not rule out "Pantie Free Fridays!" if ratings do not respond as expected.
were you expecting to bring down this house with this copy-pasted abortion?
ScottFromGA
08-01-2008, 10:01 AM
and I ALMOST turned it to Fox News.
bastard.
Tallman388
08-01-2008, 10:03 AM
to quote James Norton: "booooooooooooo"
Epschtein
08-01-2008, 10:06 AM
were you expecting to bring down this house with this copy-pasted abortion?
aww you lost little fella? need someone to help you find your way back to wackbag? poor little guy...
underdog
08-01-2008, 10:07 AM
aww you lost little fella? need someone to help you find your way back to wackbag? poor little guy...
What?
At least spell "panty" right.
Knowledged_one
08-01-2008, 10:39 AM
In a stunning internal memo we have uncovered, it appears FOX news has reacted strongly to the recent dip in the ratings.
After committing a few months back to making sure that they had a wide shot of at least one broad with great legs on screen for 90% of the time they are on air, they now want to take it to the next logical step.
The memo describes a slightly tamer version of a "Sharon Stone" like pantie shot that all female on-air employees will be expected to perform no less than 4 times an hour.
An anonymous high level executive at FOX also told us they will not rule out "Pantie Free Fridays!" if ratings do not respond as expected.
You know you arent really funny or amusing in anyway, you pretty much fail in every post and you aren't really relevant in the least
Freakshow
08-01-2008, 10:45 AM
So... Is Nas back on board now?
RAAMONE
08-01-2008, 10:55 AM
You know you arent really funny or amusing in anyway, you pretty much fail in every post and you aren't really relevant in the least
haha...now thats how you insult someone
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