Person Above you Thread-Adding the I to the X pt 3

[disneyspy]

looks for toothless,meth head hookers

[WampusCrandle]

looks for headless, coked out hookers

of course, if he doesnt find one, he can always make them headless

[cougarjake13]

looks for old men coked out hookers giving head

[WampusCrandle]

looks for his old man to give him head while coked out

[led37zep]

Everyone Halloween goes as Failed 1920's porn star "Cockless" Joe Jackson.

[WampusCrandle]

never failed because of his porn star background

[cougarjake13]

worships glory holes in truck stop bathrooms

[disneyspy]

thinks mountain dew is foreplay soda

[WampusCrandle]

broke his finger from a crazy day of polls

[cougarjake13]

dreams about having a giant doc manhattan cock in his ass

[WampusCrandle]

just ruined the best part of the Watchmen

[cougarjake13]

likes to watch men fuck each other

[WampusCrandle]

wants to urge men to fuck other men until they are blue

[cougarjake13]

should know that blue only happens when you dont complete

[led37zep]

Once convinced a guy he would get "blue asshole" if he didn't get banged there.

[disneyspy]

sings "dont it make my brown eye blue"

[WampusCrandle]

gave Blue a raging clue

[disneyspy]

wants to explore dora

[weekapaugjz]

wants to jack it so bad.

[WampusCrandle]

is the jack to my off

[disneyspy]

is hopin his uncle jack gets stuck up on the roof

[WampusCrandle]

had set me up for a great post, but im too drunk too be funny

[led37zep]

must always be drunk

[WampusCrandle]

wouldn't like me when i'm sober

[weekapaugjz]

would like to be taken advantage of by a drunken irishman on tuesday.

[cougarjake13]

wants to be that drunken irishmen

[disneyspy]

next tuesday will be sayin"kiss me, i'm gayish"

[cougarjake13]

thinks getting rid of t.o. will help the cowboys get to a super bowl

[WampusCrandle]

is gonna kiss DisneySpy right on the lips ..... gross

[cougarjake13]

is daydreaming

[WampusCrandle]

his nightmares are my wet dreams

[cougarjake13]

has a very creepy fringe obsession

[WampusCrandle]

loves to wear fringed dresses

[led37zep]

hopes to be fingered in a dress

[WampusCrandle]

hopes to be fingered by Freddy

[cougarjake13]

hopes to be fingered by edward scissorhands

[RhinoinMN]

His favorite position is to scissor any willing bear man.

[Snoogans]

drinks like a queer

[disneyspy]

when he hears "scissors up" he puts a pair up his bum

[Snoogans]

makes awful jokes.....repeatedly


and i heard from Katja that he is a terrible lay

[disneyspy]

thinks "get off me" is dirty talk in bed

[RhinoinMN]

"Get me off" is his call sign down in the stockyard.

[led37zep]

Will defend the term "Mexican Piss" like a Harvard Educated Lawyer.

[disneyspy]

calls rest areas the "get me offs"

[led37zep]

Still hasn't responded to Snoogans allegations

[thejives]

More often than not his name appears in a sentence with the word "allegedly"

[WampusCrandle]

More often than not his name appears in a sentence with the words "allegedly raped"

[led37zep]

More often than not his name appears in a sentence with the words "allegedly raped"

Always goes into bars hoping for an Irish Car Bomb....yet leaves with a Cleveland Steamer

[WampusCrandle]

Irish car bombed Harrison Ford's family in Ireland ..... you son-of-a-bitch

[cougarjake13]

tried to show harrison ford his snake

[WampusCrandle]

tried to teach Natasha Richardson how to ski

[led37zep]

his grandfather was the secret service agent in charge of "ducking" for the Kennedy Administration

[WampusCrandle]

grandfather was in charge of cleaning up JFK off the car and upholstery

[cougarjake13]

has masterbated multiple times to the zapruder film

[WampusCrandle]

has successfully fucked a banana while watching slum dog millionaire

[disneyspy]

thinks hes a spammer

[WampusCrandle]

is so mean that he has given me a reason to sit in my bath tub and use my new toaster

[led37zep]

Finally got a new Toaster!

Congrats buddy!

[cougarjake13]

bought him the new toaster

[disneyspy]

once said"toaster? hell i dont even KNOW her"

[DiabloSammich]

knows a good post when he sees it

[WampusCrandle]

loves to scratch any post that he sees

[cougarjake13]

loves to suck any pole he sees

[WampusCrandle]

loves to polish polls with his ass cheeks

[cougarjake13]

is believing his dreams are reality again

[WampusCrandle]

is running through my dreams - i wish you would get tired so i could catch him

[disneyspy]

cant even get lucky in his dreams

[jauble]

cant even get lucky in his dreams

Does the stanky legg when he cant sleep.

[WampusCrandle]

is the most recent casualty of the Mod Vote-off thread.

[disneyspy]

stole gvacs hat,solved the mystery of osa,killed underdogs PS3, finds brittanypablo relevant,thinks it really was photoshop mike that called in,copies lleeders "shock and jacques" calls,wants a chuck pillow,wants to be the meat in a fez/jay sandwich annnnd thinks dave is taking a shower at the crowes nest

[led37zep]

Obviously was just dosed

[WampusCrandle]

is amazed that DisneySpy pegged me down exactly as I am

[cougarjake13]

started recently married threads b/c he will never be able to do it himself, unless obama changes it

[WampusCrandle]

is gonna love my divorced threads that will be coming soon

[thejives]

seems blue to me

[WampusCrandle]

has seemingly not posted in this thread in the longest time ... has thejives abandoned the best thread around?

[disneyspy]

"forgot" to take a gift into the studio so he gave fez a blow job

[RhinoinMN]

Is just plain cunty.

[ToiletCrusher]

Is my brother from another mother.

[RhinoinMN]

Is my brother from another mother.

Should spin some hits in chat.

[ToiletCrusher]

should get off a brotha's back.

[disneyspy]

likes havin brothers on his back

[WampusCrandle]

if he really loves brothers on his back, he should check out another brotha thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77717)

[RhinoinMN]

Should send his favorite brothas tc's way

[ToiletCrusher]

loves gorillas?

[disneyspy]

Is A Racist!

[WampusCrandle]

one of his friends is a gorilla so he can't be racist.

[RhinoinMN]

Sprays the Gorillas his special mist.

[WampusCrandle]

bottled his mist for the masses

[cougarjake13]

bottled his piss for the asses

[WampusCrandle]

isn't drinking my piss correctly

[cougarjake13]

knows i dont drink piss

[WampusCrandle]

should start drinking piss - helps a boy grow

[cougarjake13]

Has Been Misinformed

[WampusCrandle]

should get informed about the miracle properties of urine

[cougarjake13]

should know that theyve been disproven

[WampusCrandle]

is ruining my dream of bottling and selling urine to girls .... STOP IT!

[disneyspy]

doesn't quite get what eau de toillette means

[WampusCrandle]

knows that i dont speak Spanish, still.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is keeping us updated on people dying and people dying on the inside (marriages)

[WampusCrandle]

is witty :happy:

[cougarjake13]

is twittery

[WampusCrandle]

twitters so he can get gateway drugs

[cougarjake13]

gets all his drugs from ark drugs

[WampusCrandle]

gets all his drugs from the hispanic boys he meets on Craigslist

[led37zep]

Founding member of MGMT

[disneyspy]

tells kids hes the purple power ranger and has ice cream

[WampusCrandle]

has the hots for the pink ranger

[RhinoinMN]

Died too young.:glurps:

[WampusCrandle]

is trying to mock death right now.

[cougarjake13]

knows i am also mocking death and riding llamas

[led37zep]

is mocking that my "stick with Biffle" theory isn't working out

[RhinoinMN]

Will be riding Lorenzo Lamas when Jake is finished.

[ToiletCrusher]

still isn't allowed in middle school parking lots.

[WampusCrandle]

shouldn't advertise how sexy those park lots are when school lets out

[led37zep]

Is Drunk with Power

[WampusCrandle]

doesn't realize that i'm high with power, not drunk

led37zep - POSSIBLY BANNED

[led37zep]

Will Never ban me...I'm the only one sticking up for him in his death threads.

[WampusCrandle]

Will Never ban me...I'm the only one sticking up for him in his death threads.

has been granted a pardon

led37zep - RIGHT HAND MAN FOR SATAN (WampusCrandle)

[cougarjake13]

really is satin

[weekapaugjz]

doesn't want to be disappointed again this coming september.

[drjoek]

Polices the site for spam

[weekapaugjz]

isn't as cool as drjoke

[Aggie]

has a t.o. sig. :thumbdown:

[weekapaugjz]

really likes giving bj's

[UpperEastSideDave]

Has a lot to be ashamed of...

[drjoek]

Started a real bad cigar club.

[weekapaugjz]

spoke too soon about a good game being on tonight.

[cougarjake13]

thinks t.o. will be a model teammate

[drjoek]

Would rather be here in weekapaug RI than Buffalo

[WampusCrandle]

would rather be banned than see me cry

[led37zep]

Only bans those he loves



with his penis.

[weekapaugjz]

wants to be banned with a penis

[WampusCrandle]

will be banned with a penis i found on the side of the road.

[weekapaugjz]

is really turning me on.

[WampusCrandle]

broke my dick and threw it out the car window

[DiabloSammich]

broke my dick and threw it out the car window


Will rule with an iron fisting.

[disneyspy]

likes to whip that crack

[WampusCrandle]

is trying to hard - STOP IT!

[cougarjake13]

gets hard when he tries

[WampusCrandle]

tries harder to getting pennies up his nose

[drjoek]

Can't scare that drjoke guy

[cougarjake13]

auditioned to be in the new punch out game

[WampusCrandle]

is gonna be hired to kill drjoke

[drjoek]

Is too slow to catch and sit on the speedy drjoke

[WampusCrandle]

you know how to break a spirit of an up-and-comer

[cougarjake13]

is waiting for something to up and come

[WampusCrandle]

wont put it up to cum

[cougarjake13]

knows i havent been enticed enough

[WampusCrandle]

wont dress sexy enough for the effort

[cougarjake13]

wont dress down enough for the effort

[WampusCrandle]

wont put a dress on

[DiabloSammich]

hungry for power

[cougarjake13]

is tempting me to eat a sammich

[WampusCrandle]

should get me a Dr. Pepper and make it snappy

[disneyspy]

doesnt even like dr pepper

[led37zep]

Claimed he "got two inches overnight" in the listening thread.

[weekapaugjz]

doesn't know if he'll have enough time tomorrow

[disneyspy]

writes notes to fetuses

[weekapaugjz]

hates faggy accents

[WampusCrandle]

is a faggy .... accent

[cougarjake13]

is a fag with an accent

[WampusCrandle]

is a faggy's asscent

[cougarjake13]

has ass smelling scents

[weekapaugjz]

loves having his ass smelled

[disneyspy]

asks his boyfriend "hows my ass taste?"

[cougarjake13]

is a dirty cowboys fan

[WampusCrandle]

found it in his ass

[weekapaugjz]

really enjoys hot teen dancing girls

[WampusCrandle]

should realize i took some pictures

[cougarjake13]

wants to be in my ass

[WampusCrandle]

wants me to take a shovel on my trip to his ass

[weekapaugjz]

sounds like he enjoys spelunking

[WampusCrandle]

is dead to me

[cougarjake13]

loves scott fennerman

[disneyspy]

wants to move to iowa

[WampusCrandle]

wants to get married in Iowa

[weekapaugjz]

should move to iowa with d-spy

[WampusCrandle]

isn't invited to the wedding

[cougarjake13]

wants to become a cowboys fan and share ds's misery

[WampusCrandle]

will share in the misery when DisneySpy and I adopt you

[cougarjake13]

sadly didnt know i just turned 18 and no longer can be adopted

[WampusCrandle]

should have the name tag "dream crusher"

[disneyspy]

wants to be abducted

[WampusCrandle]

wants to be the new Natalie Holloway

[disneyspy]

spring breaks in aruba,10 years runnin

[WampusCrandle]

is my human taxidermist, ten years running

[disneyspy]

will be the next buffalo bill

[WampusCrandle]

loves to tuck it in

[disneyspy]

doesnt need to tuck

[weekapaugjz]

already has 13 skin suits in his closet

[WampusCrandle]

his suits are made by lovers that said "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"

[weekapaugjz]

still loves me

[cougarjake13]

is very close to celebrating a bills victory in something

[WampusCrandle]

should tell weekapaugjz that im not talking to him

[cougarjake13]

his wish is my command

[WampusCrandle]

is able to grant me two more wishes.

[cougarjake13]

hasnt asked for them yet

[WampusCrandle]

will grant me a wish when i get angry at someone again

[cougarjake13]

anthony lapaglia is his idol

[ToiletCrusher]

got so sad about his short banning, he begged mikeyboy to let him back in.

[WampusCrandle]

IS DEAD TO ME ..... for a short time

[weekapaugjz]

likes to hold grudges

[cougarjake13]

should call all bills fans he knows to end the nfl vote off

[weekapaugjz]

should know i don't have any real friends.

[cougarjake13]

answered my question as to why it hadnt ended already

[WampusCrandle]

hasn't answered all my questions!

[cougarjake13]

needs to ask them then

[WampusCrandle]

will kill weekapaugjz

[weekapaugjz]

had a little too much fun last night

[WampusCrandle]

will never know anything about me ever again - because you DEAD TO ME!

[weekapaugjz]

is making me really sad

[WampusCrandle]

should die of sadness, the only remedy to make up for his awfulness.

[led37zep]

Doesn't understand the rules of a three way.

[WampusCrandle]

should have lent me the rule book

[led37zep]

The most IN DEMAND artist on .net

[cougarjake13]

almost let this thread die

[disneyspy]

saved this thread from bein on wampus' death list

[cougarjake13]

saved himself from a nasty post response

[RhinoinMN]

Is my new friend on facebook:wub:

[led37zep]

Is NOT my friend on facebook.

[DiabloSammich]

is my new friend on welovetoasterstrudel.com


edit. ruined a perfectly good toaster strudel joke

[led37zep]

ruined my life!

[DiabloSammich]

thought the east coast was the land of milk, honey, and diablosammich

[RhinoinMN]

Should band together with me and my posse of amigos on a quest for the perfect enchilada.

[Rube]

likes enchilada's? Me too!!!!

We should be together.:wub:

[disneyspy]

listens to 202 on headphones real loud so he cant hear me plowin his mom

[Rube]

is going to get a knuckle sandwich from my Mom's boyfriend. He's a Pro Wrestler.

[WampusCrandle]

was voted #3 in the "plow your mom" contest, receiving the nick name "Mom Plower" Kid

[led37zep]

Isn't currently looking for a Bushwacker outfit so he can pretend to be Rubes Moms boyfriend.

[WampusCrandle]

is the best boyfriend Rube's mom could ask for

[drjoek]

Seems a little thirsty

[WampusCrandle]

is gonna let me quench my thirst with his every flowing 3 ft hose

[drjoek]

Cant seem to get along with drjoke

[led37zep]

Is getting ready to host the first well water/dental health .net party.

[WampusCrandle]

is fucking super important because he drinks Fiji

[led37zep]

Should have know from the first time he met me that I'm SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT!!!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

has established that he is fucking important

[led37zep]

Wants me to ship my "penis water" to him....



I'm scared.

[RhinoinMN]

Made me thirsty.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hurts me when he fails at humor

[DiabloSammich]

pleases me when he fails at life

[RhinoinMN]

pleases me when he fails at life

Makes me dream of laying in a toaster strudel bed with him.

[drjoek]

Makes me dream of laying in a toaster strudel bed with him.

seems to think a red x is sexy

[WampusCrandle]

believes that anything with X in it makes it sexy

[cougarjake13]

believes that anything with a penis is sexy

[WampusCrandle]

believes that things with ONLY a penis can be sexy and awesome

[cougarjake13]

knows that penis is the sexiest organ of all time

[weekapaugjz]

loves being a power bottom

[cougarjake13]

is still revelling in the bills vote off victory