Where is my hat?

[epo]

So every guy has one hat that is disgusting. It's old, it's filthy and it probably should be thrown out. This piece of filth is clearly his favorite. Mine is a old blue Polo-branded hat that is probably 8 years old. Seriously the damned thing is disgusting. However...it's awesome.

But here is the problem: it's missing. I have no clue where it is and I'm not happy about it. So come on...which one of you fuckers took my hat. It's not funny anymore. Give it back.

[FezsAssistant]

Has a large black hat removal service stop by your dwelling lately?

[jauble]

I heard GVAC was on a murderous/hat stealing rampage in wisconsin right now.

[Jughead]

Epo... Check under the coats hanging on the back porch.....:smile:

[epo]

I've searched this place from top-to-bottom and have found nothing. I'm starting to get really nervous now.

If any of you see this hat...except much, much filthier, please send it home.

http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO1-1451491_lifeorstandard_t208.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

Jim Norton's eating pudding out of it.

[RhinoinMN]

I know what your talking about. The stench that is only appealing to you, and that weird itch that you get after wearing it that is strangely comfortable.

[Kevin]

Bret Favre took it, along with your childhood memories.

[Tenbatsuzen]

No matter how hard you try, Mr. "Take Message Boards Too Seriously" isn't come back.

[epo]

Jim Norton's eating pudding out of it.

That would only add to the personality of the hat.

[paracetamol flanders]

Old, disgusting and mysteriously missing...what are we really talking about here?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xLnYd38YL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

That would only add to the personality of the hat.

You'd still want "Ol' Puddin' Hat" back?



Your hat fondness knows no bounds, epo.



I hope this all works out for you.

[epo]

Update!

After tearing apart my apartment, after the Brewers game I checked my storage unit. Luckily my trusty hat was on top of my golf bag. Apparently when I played 3 weeks ago, I left my hat with the bag after I got home.

Thanks for all of your thoughts and prayers. It certainly helped during this trying time.

[sailor]

3 weeks? you don't deserve that hat!

[epo]

3 weeks? you don't deserve that hat!

I know!

And despite the mistreatment I found it with a nice bit of dust on top. I've rubbed the dust into the hat to add to the character.

[cougarjake13]

aaron rodgers took it

[drjoek]

Dies this mean epo will storm off the message board in a huff soon?:glurps:

[Jubjubs]

Jerome. Get me my hat.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/Willithesaint/Art%20and%20Artist/660969270_l.jpg

[bobsnin]

I thought maybe the Cubs swept it out with all the other trash.

[EliSnow]

I've searched this place from top-to-bottom and have found nothing. I'm starting to get really nervous now.

If any of you see this hat...except much, much filthier, please send it home.

http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO1-1451491_lifeorstandard_t208.jpg

You know I have a polo hat too (different color) that I love, and everytime I wear it, I think that Ron Bennington would make fun of me for wearing a baseball cap with a fashion trademark on it.

Well, sorry Mr. Bennington. I've bought it and am loving it.

[Fallon]

Epo didn't report Polo hat missing for 3 weeks

Epo's hat, Polo is missing

This story infuriates me. The guy is a pure sociopath or a psychopath, I'm not sure which, but he is showing no remorse, no reaction, no nothing to the fact that his hat is missing. The only reason he got found out is because he posted on the board about it.

I know there's nothing special about this case as compared to other member hat neglect/killings that seem to happen every other week in at RonFez.net, but still...

[Tenbatsuzen]

Epo didn't report Polo hat missing for 3 weeks

Epo's hat, Polo is missing

This story infuriates me. The guy is a pure sociopath or a psychopath, I'm not sure which, but he is showing no remorse, no reaction, no nothing to the fact that his hat is missing. The only reason he got found out is because he posted on the board about it.

I know there's nothing special about this case as compared to other member hat neglect/killings that seem to happen every other week in at RonFez.net, but still...

Fridays Non-Clappy Hands Clappy Hands of the Day for YOU, sir!

[KnoxHarrington]

Where is Epo's hat?
Where is Epo's hat?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out in the water
See it swimmin'

[cougarjake13]

it was turned into tampons

[bobrobot]

That coulda been hatastrophic, I was brimming w/ anticipation to find out what hatpened, I'm glad it was a cappy ending & you came out on top!!!

http://people.ucsc.edu/~kfeinste/felting_files/hat002.jpg