Funniest Ron and Fez Moment of 2001?

[The Blowhard]

The list is endless, but I think Al pissing himself wins.
Honorable Mention:
Lisa Croft decking Frighty.
Ron smashing Fezzy's cyst with a phonebook.
The interview with the Pageant Lady(or was that last year?).
I'm sure I'll think of more later.


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I got a few:

- When they read Dumpy's diary on the air (or was that last year also?)
- The Iraqi/Saddam TV network
- The boxing matches
- Joe Poo returns

My favorite promo was the milk moustache website one, which came out around the time WNEW was getting shaken up and the Radio Chick got canned the first time. Anyone remember that one? "Fez, I noticed you've got a milk moustache as well. F: Milk? I haven't benn drinking milk, I just came from a meeting in Ken Steven's office!"

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[furie]

I have two:
*When the did the michael jackson big ass similcast.
*and when they did the bit on XFL should use mongolids with their retart strength.


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[Tall_James]

Hands down, the winner has to be when Al Dukes peed himself on the air.

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[Dan]

On the first day back from christmas vacay when they said they wanted new characters and hung up on all the old ones...That was hilarious...

It's been all down hill since then.

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[Sheeplovr]

hmmmmmmmmmmm? thats hard i cant chose

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[Thunderlips]

Dumpy and Moshin fighting, and everyone in the office giving them a hard time because they thought Moshin was a retard.

[JerseyTim]

My vote goes for when Kevin Spacey decided it was his turn to sing.

Go Peacocks!
tim

[The Blowhard]

Also:
All of the "Big Ass Simulcasts
Al being interviewed
Al singing Bon Jovi
Frighty Fright alone: "I'm just a kid" LOL!
Dan puking, and the creation of "The Chokey".
Al's wedding gift.
Billy's "Anthrax".
Fez laughing at "Dick".
The Ed Asner Interview.


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[furie]

Al weddning gift!!! I forgot that one. it went on for days!
oh that was funny. I think that's the forst time i realized just how out-of-touch al is with the rest of humanity.



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[Tazz1376]

Fez laughing at "Dick".


This bit gets my vote.

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Thanks Rooster

[TomPoo]

Not necessarily the best but, a notable mention:

the show when O&A were out of studio and calling RnF with a WOW promotion.. they later crossovered into the 3:00 hour cause O&A were late getting back into studio.

the best line of that show was when RnF's show ended and O&A' show was about to start Ron yells "LEts go FEZ... WE ARE GOING TO THE ISLAND!!!"
and Fez replies: "GRAB MY PURSE RONNIE!!!"

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[Captain Rooster]

when al was drunk and badmouthed all of the employees at wnew..."the Cocky and Friendly show"

any and all Fezzatorials



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[TooCute]

I know this doesn't really
count so much but really my
personal favorite moment
was when they were talking
about the woman and the
house burning down from
pop-tarts and fezzie said "I
don't wanna be a fez-tart!"
hee hee hee it still cracks
me up.


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[IkeaBoy]

* Paul O the racist, the first time Paul O was introduced as a racist (From Hell)- classic
* Iris talks about characters past like Paco the Lawyer
* Any simulcast (This is Spacey's Rockets!!")
* When Al talks about not liking to go to a movie himself because he feels people are looking at him (Pearl Harbor prompted this discussion)
* The Al Dukes drinkign contest where he and Lisa Croft go at it


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[TheGameHHH]

I know this is lame, but to me the funniest moment of 2001 was anytime an AFRO show took place. The 4 of those guys are too funny together, I am in stiches every moment they are on the air together.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Chet]

I'll vote for Fez laughing at Dick - f'ing hilarious

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[IkeaBoy]

If Al Dukes just does stuff from after 9/11, I say we kill him

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[Knocked]

Hey everybody, this is my first post, but I've been a fan for a long time, I'm still getting my S together as a member so I don't have a sig pic yet.
I think one of the funniest moments so far was was during the Spew for Jet Blue contest when Dan from Hoboken finally lost it and the noise it made created a mass hyteria.Along with about a million other funny things this year!!
Seeya!

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[Aries4]

Although Al peeing himself was an all-time classic, my favorite was the Aquaman discussion after the guys came back from the comic book convention. I just about pissed myself on the NJ Parkway!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM GIRL.....but I scream loudest....

[JustJon]

I liked when Dan choked on air ;)

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[Dirtybird11]

dumpys dead air-
Andre the giant-
iris's clubbed foot-
al dukes has just wet himself-
dans puke-
al getting head shaved-

PS- even tho everybody hates al. he's made just about everyones list. is'nt it ironic? dont ya think?

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[AngelAmy]

ill have to be an ego whore and vote for my opie tattoo bit
but al being a tool is always funny

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[Big Jim]

WOW, I have two moments....first I was driving home from college to NJ one nite, and Al Pissed himself. I nearly carreened off of Interstate 195 right at Great Adventure exit I was laughing so hard.

Second was the I GOT MAI TAWL bit over the summer. I was driving to Vermont to work my once a week Thursday job up there and heard that on Interstate 287 in Mahwah..i almost cried when I lost reception nearing Bear Mtn Exit on the Thruway! That was funny!!!!



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[Circus Boy]

mine had to be the night Joe Poo came back..it capped my year of stardom off..but funny live was when Al got his head shaved..earl was going to fast and Al punched the wall cause it hurt and he was so upset..also i broke one drink holder on the foozball table that night..i still love RnF

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[agent_314]

I'm pretty sure this is from this past year.

When Ron and Fez switched from late, late nights to mid-days, they ran a promo where Ron explained the change. It continued thusly:

Fez: Ronnie! What's that big fiery ball in the sky!?

Ron: That, Fez, is called the sun.

Fez: It burns.


Now that is a funny-ass commercial.



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[NewYorkDragons80]

Al Dukes pissing himself. Not just the initial pissing, but the hilarity that followed:

RON: "My guy peed himself, but yours went to the bathroom first"

FEZ: "GIVE ME MY BAG"

"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwartzkoff

"May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His."
-Senator John McCain

"Neitzche is dead"
-God

[Girlfezzie]

Al peeing himself is definately at the top of the list.

Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony- My personal Lubricants.

[Dudeman]

off the top of my head id say:

andy dick
Pageant Lady interview
first time they did see ya's into wnew promos
using retarts for football

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[IkeaBoy]

Tonight's opening with the black peanut was hysterical

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[Se7en]

Most people have already listed all of my picks.

I also vote for Al peeing himself, as well as all of the Big Ass Simulcasts (including my personal fave and what I think was the best of the bunch, the John Lennon Tribute show), and as a sleeper choice, the Iris call where she encourages America to kill Muhammad Ali.

This one goes out to the unsung heroes. The police, the firemen, and yes, even the lowly emergency workers!

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[blakjeezis]

Retard football, Nature Boy - Giants vs. Ravens, Wacky wake up my wife guy (could've been last year), rippin' on Jenna Bush, Al peein' himself, and the quote of the year, at the John Lennon simulcast.

Ron: I haven't been this scared of Kevin Spacey since he put Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box.



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[The Librarian]

I hope this is from 2001. Does anyone remember the time an old man called in to the station to find out where he could get a recording of an old WNEW DJ from the thirties or forties? Ron proceeded to pretend to be an old man himself and talked about the old days. I was crying it was so funny.

In case that wasn't this year, then I vote for the return of Kenny Allen.

[The Blowhard]

Remember Dumpy yelling outside the U.N. with a meagaphone at the Chinese: "Give us back our plane!!".

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[The Blowhard]

And what about Ron's niece..getting dumped! LOL

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[Jester]

Besides Al peeing himself, my other favorite has to be when they were reading Dumpy's letter to Baby Sarah but they did it with voices from the Renaissance period.

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[MikeyD]

There's soooo many but Al peeing in his pants is for sure up there -- It's also the same show where Lenay had her "debut" on the show !!!!
Mikey D

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Without a doubt.... Al pissn himself and leaving a puddle was down right the funniest thing I had ever heard. Then poor Eddie Trunk had to work in that studio. GACK!
The Fez-a-torials were pretty good--- the nature boy! and momma got a facial lmao

Listening to dan hack up the winning ralph was downright funny too. Then hearing people say he was smelling other people puke was funny as all hell.
Staples leaving work sayn he had anthrax was good too. Then gettn caught in his lie was funny.

If parenting is such a joy;
why did God allow his only son to die. Did Jesus forget to clean his room or did he get bad grades. Then bam! to the cross with you. That'll teach you to be the son of God and get bad grades.

[Dirtybird11]

Yo Big Jim good call! I forgot about the towel.
that was def one of the years funniest moments.

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[The Blowhard]

Assman drinking a gallon of soup, and still hungry afterwards!

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[eggers]

- when lady jobber called in
- lisa croft vs. ? fight promo
and there were MANY MANY more funny moments but I cannnot think right now (i think that its the marijuana).

anyways laters eggers

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Or when Ron was tryn to steal Fez's purse to get the money, because Ronny won the "who will go to the bathroom first" bet. That was great listening to fez scream while protecting his purse, and ron sez he was so freakishly strong. LAUGHED SO G-DAMN HARD THAT NIGHT.
Or listening to the repulsion of the people in the studio when billy staples licked joe poo's fungus foot.
Gack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If parenting is such a joy;
why did God allow his only son to die. Did Jesus forget to clean his room or did he get bad grades. Then bam! to the cross with you. That'll teach you to be the son of God and get bad grades.

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Or how about Iris, and her wondeful songs for Fezzy.
Cant forget the muppet. Foul Mouth Elmo is the funniest running bits on the show

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits of Al. Geez

[Thunderlips]

I was moving the car for street cleaning at the start of the show when Fez had the bug in his eye. Even after parking the car, I sat there for a good 20 minutes just laughing myself silly.

Favorite sound effect: The e-mail intro always kills me. Fez "Electronic!?!? How does the mailman carry it?" Ron "It's brand-new. It comes into your computer." The the robotic voice just tops it off perfectly.

[The Blowhard]

What animal can beat a bear?
Paving the ocean.
The abortion boat.
Oreos: Black or brown?
Al crapping standing up.
Dumpy alone on mic.
The "Babies" debacle.

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[HordeKing1]

So much laughter, I cannot pick just one, so here's a partial list:

- Paulo's enema
- Lisa taking on all challengers threatening to take them out "Frighty Fright Style"
- Big ass simulcast of Michael Jackson
- Al getting head shaved
- Religion or carnival?
- Frighty Fright's solo broadcast debut.
- Any appearance by Iris.
- Fezatorials - Every one. Poor Fez. Ron missed them all!
- And of course, the plan to bomb and pave over the ocean to kill all the icky things and sharks living there.

Countless others. The ones above come immediately to mind.

Thank you Ron and Fez for a wonderful year.

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[Circus Boy]

the day Al lost rock and roll jeopardy i was in studio and it was a priceless moment...but over the airwaves it had to be the day they found out that Joe Poo's cousin was Tara Lapinski..i couldnt turn away

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[The Blowhard]

Dumpy almost getting into a fight with the immigrant Deli owner.

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[Big Jim]

GOOD CALL on the electronic mail...mail sent electronically...bit. It is great when they act all suprised about that..havnt heard that bit since the summer...thank god they did away with those dominatrix ladies...I think that was the most boring bit all summer long (during hte midday show)

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[IkeaBoy]

I'm not sure if this was a full bit but I cracked up when they criticized the Post for their truly lame headlines.

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[Naich]

I'm gonna throw out another possibility out there...

what about the John Edwards bit. They replayed this the other night, and I was cracking up. Staples is funny.

[legroommusic]

I miss the big ass of the day.

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[The Blowhard]

The Polls are always funny.

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[The Belcher]

I've only been listening since around mid-August, so:

Michael Jackson Big-Ass simulcast

The night after the bar crawl with the TEA-BAGGING incident, with the drunken Irishman on the phone: Ron: "All these people wanted to do was go out and have a good time, and this poor guy ends up with his mouth tasting like scrotum." and he used the word "gullet" about 5 times. I ROLLED that night.

Lisa/Lara calling in and threatening TooCute in their pretend fight. Maybe that was just a "Holy SHIT!" moment.

TooCute's Mystery Date show. I was driving through White Plains, laughing my ass off, and stopped at a red light, and the people in the car next to me were laughing at the same thing!

#1: Lisa/Lara Croft punching Frighty Fright in the BALLSACK, and then.. in the JAW.

And, every Fezzitorial made me pee.



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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Too Cute was down right funny that night. Boy was she ripping those callers. I was laughn real hard that night. Those poor suckers didnt have a chance with her that night

I've had it up to here with you people....oh I thought you were circus midgets

[flavorsaver]

R & F whispering to each other about the passing of poor Earl, while Earl is still alive, laid-up in the hospital.


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[The Blowhard]

Ron: "The only animals I love are in my freezer".LOL

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[Fat Spanish Assasin]

i dunno , al kicking the fooseball table <SP> and then the next day anthony being totally pissed was hysterical , but just tonight i heard a re run of the spelling bee hot sauce episode and i was rolling on the floor .

[CruelCircus]

I absolutely love what I call the "Pun Bits." Where they start and then the callers and feedbackers almost take over the show... like the Jodie Foster Lesbian toys, the Saddam TV, or the original Post headline bits.


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[sequoiagoddess]

Al peeing on himself was great, but I feel that tied for that honor should be when they went for the bar crawl with Al and everyone started chanting how much they hate Al and eventually trying to ditch him.............poor sorry bastard, no one wants him.........hehehe

The Goddess;)

[sequoiagoddess]

Al Peeing and when they started chanting Al Dukes sucks during the bar crawl....I believe they actually attempted to ditch him at one point........funny and funny........

The Goddess;)

[The Blowhard]

"The Lizzie Grubman" contest and the emergence of "America's New Sweetheart" Melissa! ;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[blakjeezis]

A few weeks back, may be a month, they had Black Earl in studio and the bit started with him refusing to pick the cotton out of an aspirin bottle. The discussion wound round to the underground railroad and Ronnie said,
"My father used to call it the N Line, but that was another time. Things were different back then." That was absolutely the funniest line of the year.

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[FUNKMAN]

There was one afternoon and Ron was peaking in "black slang" A professional black man called in and was trying to convince Ron that this is the year 2001 and Black's do not talk like that.
Well Ron was pretty damn funny, he asked the man "are you in Newark?" and the man said "no I'm working" Ron said "wait a minute, I'm confused. Are you trying to tell me that you're black and you also have a job?"
The conversation went on and the man claimed that he didn't smoke crack, again Ron responded with amazement. Then right before Ron let the guy go, he said to "don't be mad at me, I'm just trying to pimp my bitches"

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[Kewlkat]

what about the all famous, Andy Dick bit??

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