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jauble
08-03-2008, 07:02 PM
So I just watched a discovery channel special on animal strikes. Basically experts said unless it is a grizzly (play dead) or bees (run away and dont jump in the water because they will wait for you to surface) that the best option is to fight back like a madman.

So I put it to you oh glorious oracle, what is the worst animal to be attacked by?


(On a side note they are now doing a special on killer ants...we are fucked.)
RoseBlood
08-03-2008, 07:13 PM
Humans

*edit* scratch that.. i mean "man"
Sue_Bender
08-03-2008, 07:18 PM
An"Ass-Raping Shark"!
Chigworthy
08-03-2008, 07:19 PM
Deer kill quite a few blokes. They're mean-ass during the rutt.
ChrisTheCop
08-03-2008, 09:15 PM
Deer kill quite a few blokes. They're mean-ass during the rutt.

I've got video!
(get ready to play six degrees of Ron Bennington)

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PopPop
08-04-2008, 03:25 AM
An"Ass-Raping Shark"!:clap:

Could not stop laughing. How about a hungry, ass raping shark?
ahhdurr
08-09-2008, 10:08 PM
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MrPink
08-09-2008, 11:14 PM
A lion with bees in his mouth, I think I heard that on TV.
Sue_Bender
08-09-2008, 11:39 PM
A lion with bees in his mouth, I think I heard that on TV.

Mr. Pink, you must have misheard it.



It's actually a bee with lions in its mouth.



Odd, but true.
Philly Franko
08-09-2008, 11:46 PM
of ESD Beaning a poor little Critter on the the tennis courts with a tennis Ball. I Hope ESD gets attacked by Rats of NYC....:laugh:
paracetamol flanders
08-09-2008, 11:52 PM
http://www.damninteresting.net/content/candiru_spines.jpg

Candiru attack (((shudder)))