Bergen Bar Night IV - 9/27/08

[reillyluck]

If you need to be consoled, I'll give you my cell number and let you moan for me.

irishAlkey= humanitarian.

[IrishAlkey]

irishAlkey= humanitarian.

I hate vegetables.

[reillyluck]

I hate vegetables.

Next time i'll bring you to my nightmare (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63528&highlight=pot+roast)

[IrishAlkey]

Next time i'll bring you to my nightmare (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63528&highlight=pot+roast)

Did you just ask me on a dinner date?

If so, yes!

[spoon]

Get a room!

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[IrishAlkey]

If me and Reilly fuck, scientists will discover a new planet.

The real Big Bang...

[spoon]

It'd be like two bottles of elmer's glue fucking.

[IrishAlkey]

It'd be like two bottles of elmer's glue fucking.

I agree.

Once my cock was in her, it'd be stuck.

[spoon]

You and your glue crew!

http://www.elmersbrands.com/press/32ElmersRecycleClass.jpg

[spoon]

End result.....this

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2276930/facialphoto-main_Full.jpg


Or this

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/6012856_349b5e3af6.jpg

[drjoek]

That BC game WAS fun!



42-0 in the pouring rain

[Dash77]

Had a great time lastnight, it was good to meet a few new people and hang with some old budds..

Friday, Rich & Nick it was great riding up with you guys it made the night that much better.... Union COUNTY Represent

[JerseyRich]

Ahem...

Hottub.

Pictures please.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

seems like a good time

I drank mojitos at a lame engagement party

but didn't have to drive

[JerseyRich]

seems like a good time

I drank mojitos at a lame engagement party

but didn't have to drive

It sounds like you had the exact polar opposite evening to Snoogans.

[Don Stugots]

Ahem...

Hottub.

Pictures please.

what the hell is he doing? sleeping? fucking creep.

[~Katja~]

what the hell is he doing? sleeping? fucking creep.

seriously, what the hell...

[JerseyRich]

I got home at 3:00 and I was up at 10.

I expect action.

[ChrisTheCop]

I cant believe I forgot about this. :sad:

[Friday]

I cant believe I forgot about this. :sad:

you stink!

i had an Amstel Light waiting for you and everything! Classay, indeed. :dry:

[Don Stugots]

I cant believe I forgot about this. :sad:

we understand, your dance card is full and you don't have much time for us anymore. its ok. regina was disappointed that you didn't show up.

[ChrisTheCop]

we understand, your dance card is full and you don't have much time for us anymore. its ok. regina was disappointed that you didn't show up.

Ha! I worked til midnight, jumped on xbox and was chastised by Chimee and friend for being bad at COD4. I indeed planned on being at this one, but Ive just had my head full with my upcoming move, it slipped my mind.

Looks like I missed a good one, based solely on those in attendance.

[Don Stugots]

Ha! I worked til midnight, jumped on xbox and was chastised by Chimee and friend for being bad at COD4. I indeed planned on being at this one, but Ive just had my head full with my upcoming move, it slipped my mind.

Looks like I missed a good one, based solely on those in attendance.

where you moving to? i got to get on XBOX live sooner or later.

[reillyluck]

spoon really needs to get laid more. :laugh:

[ChrisTheCop]

where you moving to? i got to get on XBOX live sooner or later.

I'll use MikeyBoy code word...ues.

[Don Stugots]

I'll use MikeyBoy code word...ues.

FANCY! when is the house warming party?

[ChrisTheCop]

spoon really needs to get laid more. :laugh:

If a single woman notices that a man needs to get laid more, she should take matters into her own hands.

FANCY! when is the house warming party?

The apartment's pretty small... but I'll be readily available for manhattan bar nights that we can subtitle "christhecop borough warming party".

[Tenbatsuzen]

We went to a wedding and almost lost my shit laughing because the dude in front of me did a nazi salute during the vows.

[reillyluck]

If a single woman notices that a man needs to get laid more, she should take matters into her own hands.



he only digs chinese food.

[ChrisTheCop]

We went to a wedding and almost lost my shit laughing because the dude in front of me did a nazi salute during the vows.

Ve have vays of making you laugh.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/sweenyDM1309_468x854.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

he only digs chinese food.

you couldnt give him a lil sweet n sour pork?
you couldnt show general tso your batter dipped dumpling?
you couldnt accidentally make a happy family?
For one night, you coulda been LeillyRuck.

[reillyluck]

you couldnt give him a lil sweet n sour pork?
you couldnt show general tso your batter dipped dumpling?
you couldnt accidentally make a happy family?
For one night, you coulda been LeillyRuck.

:lol:

[spoon]

he only digs chinese food.

Not true, I do Irish too.....Can Alkey come out and play?

[IrishAlkey]

You can't eat Irish food with a spoon.

[ChrisTheCop]

You can't eat Irish food with a spoon.

All you need's a glass.

[reillyluck]

im assuming tubs hasnt posted the pictures because his wife shoved the camera up his ass when she smelled all the cigarette smoke on him

[DiabloSammich]

Did I have a good time?

[spoon]

You can't eat Irish food with a spoon.

What?!?!

You crazy fucks boil everything, a spoon will do fine!

[Friday]

im assuming tubs hasnt posted the pictures because his wife shoved the camera up his ass when she smelled all the cigarette smoke on him

there was a whole room just for smoking.... so there is no way he escaped the wrath last night!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/devil05.gif

[IrishAlkey]

All I know is I saw the prettiest girl I ever set my eyes upon last night.

I shall miss her.

[Hottub]

What a night. Thank you all for coming out. My heads still hurts. Had me a Guinness or 7.
Always fun to hang with friends. New and old.
Joe the Bartender, thank you once again for helping to make this happen.
It was pretty sweet when you got us our own smoking lounge.
Alkey, you fuckin' looked like a million bucks. And Silera, well, she's got that.
Surprise of the night... A.J! It was a pleasure, sir.
Sheepy coming in all suited and booted. Sweet.
Leticia and Cockstrong. You guys were the best!
The Union County crew!!:thumbup: Thank you so much.
Hammersavage, you are a real class act. Pleasure to meet you.
Jon, I'm going to try to get the listeners to help us with that discussion.
-SHARK, More stories than the empire state building. Always a pleasure.
Snoogans, you forgot to give me your mom's number.
Doogie. You are welcome addition to any function. You rule.
Jersey Rich. Thank you so much, and good luck.
I am probably leaving people out, but I need an aspirin. I'll thank you in my next post, which will have a few pix.

Thank you one and all.

Bergen Bar Night V?:drunk:

Wait for it...

[IrishAlkey]

Alkey, you fuckin' looked like a million bucks.

Felt like a buck, three eighty...

[JerseyRich]

Felt like a buck, three eighty...

Really you looked more like eleventy-nine cents.

That dancer you brought with you...she looked liked a million bucks!

[JerseyRich]

All I know is I saw the prettiest girl I ever set my eyes upon last night.

I shall miss her.

The best part was that at the end of the night she hopped into her black Ford Mustang and drive off down the street at 50 mph blasting Kid Rock on the stereo.

It couldn't have been written any better.

[Hottub]

Some pictures are up in the Hottub Gallery. (Mikey could you please make a folder for them.)
I know I was not the only one there with a camera!!

And I still want to know how rotn weaseled his way downstairs to "the show"
Bastard!

[Friday]

And I still want to know how rotn weaseled his way downstairs to "the show"
Bastard!

is THAT where he went?
sneaky little fucker...

[JPMNICK]

All I know is I saw the prettiest girl I ever set my eyes upon last night.

I shall miss her.

I had 200 bucks in my wallet if you could have taken her home. she was all yours.

BTW we saw her leave last night in a mustang, and she peeled out when she left the parking lot.

[IrishAlkey]

I had 200 bucks in my wallet if you could have taken her home. she was all yours.

BTW we saw her leave last night in a mustang, and she peeled out when she left the parking lot.

Her ass crack was hanging out all night and she wasn't wearing underwear.

Lord knows I was tempted.

[Don Stugots]

Reilly drives a mustang? since when?

[Hottub]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4498&size=1

[Friday]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/bergenbarnight1.jpg

[~Katja~]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/bergenbarnight1.jpg

it separates the married from the unmarried

[JerseyRich]

it separates the married from the unmarried

I'm not married.

[Fallon]

I'm not married.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6899/dsc0226winkingcat150eo2.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

MEET THE WAYOUTShttp://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4498&size=1ROCK AND ROLLS NEW SENSATIONS

[Dash77]

Where's Doogie's pic's ???

[JustJon]

Where's Doogie's pic's ???

im assuming tubs hasnt posted the pictures because his wife shoved the camera up his ass when she smelled all the cigarette smoke on him

Maybe tubs took Doogie's camera by mistake....

[~Katja~]

Maybe tubs took Doogie's camera by mistake....

does that mean we have a ronfez.net hostage situation now???

[Friday]

does that mean we have a ronfez.net hostage situation now???

Keith is going to have to drop off $1 at Hottub's place now!

lbbdbbdb loognddbdb

[JerseyRich]

does that mean we have a ronfez.net hostage situation now???

I stole the Radio Shark's virginity...

And I'm not giving it back.

[Misteriosa]

aww man... i guess i really missed a good time yesterday... :(

maybe next time i can organize myself a little better so i can go....

[JPMNICK]

aww man... i guess i really missed a good time yesterday... :(

maybe next time i can organize myself a little better so i can go....

did you get your headlight fixed yet?

[Misteriosa]

did you get your headlight fixed yet?

i dont have a car... :o

[JPMNICK]

oh it was Katja that needed a new headlight, I get the new FBA people mixed up sorry!

[Friday]

oh it was Katja that needed a new headlight, I get the new chicks i would like to bang mixed up sorry!

fixed that for ya, Nick! :bye:

[Misteriosa]

thats ok... i can see how someone can get us mixed up...

:drunk:

[Don Stugots]

oh it was Katja that needed a new headlight, I get the new FBA people mixed up sorry!

they all look alike

[JPMNICK]

fixed that for ya, Nick! :bye:

haha i do not even know what either of them looks like I do not think, so not being able to put a face to the name get confusing. maybe next bar night I will get to meet all the new people

[Misteriosa]

haha i do not even know what either of them looks like I do not think, so not being able to put a face to the name get confusing. maybe next bar night I will get to meet all the new people

http://a957.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_7f95ae213f7b85564e5b36f806e15a14.jpg

im the brown one :o

[JPMNICK]

http://a957.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_7f95ae213f7b85564e5b36f806e15a14.jpg

im the brown one :o

ask and ye shall receive! thanks for the pics, now no more getting confused!

[Dash77]

Can't wait for the next get together, let's hope it's before our Christmas party..

[Snoogans]

http://a957.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_7f95ae213f7b85564e5b36f806e15a14.jpg

im the brown one :o

yea nick, i cant tell them apart either. Dont feel bad

[JPMNICK]

yea nick, i cant tell them apart either. Dont feel bad

Shut it Benningo

[Snoogans]

Shut it Benningo

OH THE PAIN

[Leticia]

I had too much fun on Saturday!!

It was awesome seeing everyone and meeting Joe in person!! He seriously rocked it with his coolness.

I loved our ID war at the table and the crazy speakers in the smoking room.

Thanks for the lovely people who bought me a shot and a drink, you know who you are. :) :)

Oh and my absolute favorite part of the night was how upset Snoogans was when we were leaving. "It's because of HIM isn't it???!!!"

lol. I felt loved.:wub:

I usually stick around till the end in NY but we were staying at his parent's place and Chris had to drive an hour back.

Not to mention the fact that we got there around 830 and drank till we ran out of money. lol.


Thank you Hottub!!! You're the shit!!!
Too much fun. :)

Everyone there was great and it was good to see all of you. :wub::wub:


Yay.

[JerseyRich]

they all look alike

They're all pink on the inside!

Wokka wokka!

[jonyrotn]

did you get your headlight fixed yet?Misti doesn't need any kind of breast augmentation..

[hammersavage]

Well, i spent yesterday watching baseball and then subsequently contemplating jumping off a bridge so I haven't had time to comment.

Who are you?

Well if you don't know, now you know, n#%&*

he's the new cute boy!


QFT ladies! Be dialing!!!

We went to a wedding and almost lost my shit laughing because the dude in front of me did a nazi salute during the vows.

Can I just say, without sounding like a message board creep, that your sister-in-law is beautiful. Would have liked to talk to her more but for some reason she seems apprehensive about message board people for some reason, something about them all being douches.


And Snoogans was a great pitcher in high school and spends most of the time giving directions at these parties.

Til XMAS!!!

[~Katja~]

oh it was Katja that needed a new headlight, I get the new FBA people mixed up sorry!

well, since my headlight is replaced I may be able to go to the next one... have to find the thread about that.

Who else is going to that?

[JPMNICK]

Well, i spent yesterday watching baseball and then subsequently contemplating jumping off a bridge so I haven't had time to comment.



Well if you don't know, now you know, n#%&*



QFT ladies! Be dialing!!!



Can I just say, without sounding like a message board creep, that your sister-in-law is beautiful. Would have liked to talk to her more but for some reason she seems apprehensive about message board people for some reason, something about them all being douches.


And Snoogans was a great pitcher in high school and spends most of the time giving directions at these parties.

Til XMAS!!!

i thought that was Sheepy's new GF, she was def. cute

[Thebazile78]

....

Can I just say, without sounding like a message board creep, that your sister-in-law is beautiful. Would have liked to talk to her more but for some reason she seems apprehensive about message board people for some reason, something about them all being douches....

Catherine is just .... Catherine. She thinks she's a princess.

(I love my sister, but she really is a close-minded little shit sometimes.)

[Freitag]

Catherine is just .... Catherine. She thinks she's a princess.

(I love my sister, but she really is a close-minded little shit sometimes.)

but she IS single!

[Friday]

Catherine is just .... Catherine. She thinks she's a princess.

(I love my sister, but she really is a close-minded little shit sometimes.)

in other words... none of you rubes have a chance. :bye:

[Freitag]

Catherine is just .... Catherine. She thinks she's a princess.

(I love my sister, but she really is a close-minded little shit sometimes.)

Wait a second.

Joe took his unattached, available sister to a RF party.

YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE LEARNED HIS LESSON THE FIRST TIME

[Freitag]

in other words... none of you rubes have a chance. :bye:

you may want to re-think that line of thinking. wavey.

[JerseyRich]

you may want to re-think that line of thinking. wavey.

I think she's dead on with this one.

[JPMNICK]

in other words... none of you rubes have a chance. :bye:

the only rube there was the hillbilly from DC. the rest of us are proper northerners

[Thebazile78]

in other words... none of you rubes have a chance. :bye:

Nope ... on the contrary.

They've got a chance, but they have to buy her several Madrases.

[hammersavage]

Catherine is just .... Catherine. She thinks she's a princess.

(I love my sister, but she really is a close-minded little shit sometimes.)

Oh c'mon, she was fine. I can't say she's wrong. And Sheepy was funny/little drunk. I def heard 'fuck my virginity' at some point which made me chuckle. Good times!

[Thebazile78]

but she IS single!

That's the reason she's single.

[hammersavage]

Nope ... on the contrary.

They've got a chance, but they have to buy her several Madrases.

Considering I had to google 'Madrases' doesn't bode well I'd say...im still not sure.

[Thebazile78]

Oh c'mon, she was fine. I can't say she's wrong. And Sheepy was funny/little drunk. I def heard 'fuck my virginity' at some point which made me chuckle. Good times!

They'd been pregaming at our cousin's wedding.

It was pretty funny to see them sharing a bottle of Heineken.

[JPMNICK]

Considering I had to google 'Madrases' doesn't bode well I'd say...im still not sure.

at least I wasn't the only one. I have never heard that word before in my life.

[Thebazile78]

Considering I had to google 'Madrases' doesn't bode well I'd say...im still not sure.

Vodka & cranberry with a splash of orange juice = Madras

Plural of Madras = Madrases

[JPMNICK]

Vodka & cranberry with a splash of orange juice = Madras

Plural of Madras = Madrases

I thought it was a fine woven scarf sometimes worn as a turban

[Thebazile78]

I thought it was a fine woven scarf sometimes worn as a turban

Nah, it's also what Lands End uses for their summer shorts.

And it's also a city in India.

[JPMNICK]

Look at Liz teaching us all not only a new word and drink, but the secret to pick up her sister. double score

[hammersavage]

I thought it was a fine woven scarf sometimes worn as a turban

HAHAHA, thats the same definition I found. I would have went on thinking that's what women really wanted.

[Thebazile78]

Look at Liz teaching us all not only a new word and drink, but the secret to pick up her sister. double score

Knowledge is power.

[Freitag]

Watch me c-block.

Remember: You date Catherine, you'll eventually have to hang out with me on a regular basis.

[JPMNICK]

Watch me c-block.

Remember: You date Catherine, you'll eventually have to hang out with me on a regular basis.

anyone who marries her will make sure that the holidays they spend with the family are the ones where Liz goes to your house

[Freitag]

Knowledge is power.

This one's for DolaMight:

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[joethebartender]

Nope ... on the contrary.

They've got a chance, but they have to buy her several Madrases.

On the contrary
She was off the booze by the time she got to the bar. She ordered a Red Bull and Sheepy ordered a Guinness. I had the bartender put them on my tab but Sheepy had passed her the red bull before I could get the Rohypnol into it.:wallbash:

[JPMNICK]

On the contrary
She was off the booze by the time she got to the bar. She ordered a Red Bull and Sheepy ordered a Guinness. I had the bartender put them on my tab but Sheepy had passed her the red bull before I could get the Rohypnol into it.:wallbash:

getting slow in your old age

[Thebazile78]

On the contrary
She was off the booze by the time she got to the bar. She ordered a Red Bull and Sheepy ordered a Guinness. I had the bartender put them on my tab but Sheepy had passed her the red bull before I could get the Rohypnol into it.:wallbash:

Meh. She was the designated driver on Saturday.

[JerseyRich]

Watch me c-block.

Remember: You date Catherine, you'll eventually have to hang out with me on a regular basis.

This was a topic of conversation in the Union County crew car on the way home...trust me.

[joethebartender]

getting slow in your old age

In more ways than I'd like to get into.:down:

[hammersavage]

I thought she had the Guiness! So that's why Sheepy suddenly got 'drowsy'.

[JPMNICK]

Meh. She was the designated driver on Saturday.

the main problem is she was there as the same time as the girl Alkey had his eyes on, and no one could compare to her.

[drjoek]

12 lousy pictures? thats it?

[Freitag]

This was a topic of conversation in the Union County crew car on the way home...trust me.

Less you all not wanting to hang with me and more me not wanting to hang with you all.


The only acceptable suitor is Alkey.

[JerseyRich]

12 lousy pictures? thats it?
The only person that was worthy of a photo was the beast that drove away in a Mustang.

yikes.

[JPMNICK]

12 lousy pictures? thats it?

Doogie has this awesome camera that he refused to use.

[~Katja~]

Doogie has this awesome camera that he refused to use.

that's a shame

I am silently weeping

[hammersavage]

the main problem is she was there as the same time as the girl Alkey had his eyes on, and no one could compare to her.

Nothing compares to you.......
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/05/oconnor_lead_narrowweb__300x357,0.jpg

[A.J.]

the only rube there was the hillbilly from DC. the rest of us are proper northerners

I'm from farther north than all of you fuckers!

As usual, I had a great time but had to leave early. It was great finally meeting Tub -- especially since he only bummed one butt from me! I'm also glad I finally got to meet Joe the Bartender, Hammersavage, Cockstrong, Cruel Circus, JPMNick, JerseyRich, Dash and Doogie.

It's always a pleasure to see the lovely Friday, Snoogs, JustJon, Leticia, Radio Shark and, of course, Alkey and Silera.

I'm sure I'm forgetting someone. If I did, I suck and I apologize.

It sucks I won't be able to make it to the RF.Net holiday party (AGAIN) but I hope I can see you fools soon.

[JPMNICK]

I'm from farther north than all of you fuckers!

As usual, I had a great time but had to leave early. It was great finally meeting Tub -- especially since he only bummed one butt from me! I'm also glad I finally got to meet Joe the Bartender, Hammersavage, Cockstrong, Cruel Circus, JPMNick, JerseyRich, Dash and Doogie.

It's always a pleasure to see the lovely Friday, Snoogs, JustJon, Leticia, Radio Shark and, of course, Alkey and Silera.

I'm sure I'm forgetting someone. If I did, I suck and I apologize.

It sucks I won't be able to make it to the RF.Net holiday party (AGAIN) but I hope I can see you fools soon.

maybe we all take a trip down and come see you, I am sure dash will drive!

[Hottub]

maybe we all take a trip down and come see you, I am sure dash will drive!

If we are driving all the fucking way to Qatar...


SHOTGUN!!!

[A.J.]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Jonyrotn. What the hell happened to him? The last time I saw him, he was sweating like Marion Barry while we were having a smoke outside.

[Friday]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Jonyrotn. What the hell happened to him? The last time I saw him, he was sweating like Marion Barry while we were having a smoke outside.

:lol: :lol:




:clap: Road Trip to Quatar! I call back seat!

[Dash77]

maybe we all take a trip down and come see you, I am sure dash will drive!

You guys pay the gas & tolls and we can roll...

[jonyrotn]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Jonyrotn. What the hell happened to him? The last time I saw him, he was sweating like Marion Barry while we were having a smoke outside.Yeah..Sorry about that..I wish I hung with you guys all night but I kinda got kidnapped..I even had to sacrifice my jacket..(which I'm sure no one grabbed cause I moved it to the other end of the bar)..

Btw..I suggest opening a cab company in the town, It took like two hours to get a cab on a Sunday Morning..That's too damn long when you're trying to get out of Dodge..:help:

I am sorry I didn't say my proper goodbyes, especially to AJ who realisticly could be dead by now.I promise to make it up to everyone at the next get together..

[A.J.]

No worries brother. Glad you were OK!

[~Katja~]

Yeah..Sorry about that..I wish I hung with you guys all night but I kinda got kidnapped..I even had to sacrifice my jacket..(which I'm sure no one grabbed cause I moved it to the other end of the bar)..

..

what is it with you and leaving your shit behind at events???
I guess everyone wants a little piece of jonyrotn... some stalker friend goes to bed taking a sniff into your jacket now every night...

[jonyrotn]

some stalker friend goes to bed taking a sniff into your jacket now every night...Hottub!!
I want my Jacket back when you're done..

[Hottub]

Hottub!!
I want my Jacket back when you're done..

No you don't. Trust me.

[jonyrotn]

No you don't. Trust me.Ewwww!
I guess I'll just stand it in the corner and use it as a coffee table or something..