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Enabler
08-07-2008, 11:58 AM
We all know that Benny is a deep and complex man of many voices. What is his best impression?


1)Albert Brooks (The Desert Inn has heart)

2)Mike North (Chi-cah-go)

3)Harry Caray (Debuted 8/7/08)

4)Kathleen From the Bronx (I said Bri-Bri get in here)

5)People from Minnesota (Oooo & Aaaa)

6)Fez Marie Whatley (Im a big fag and Im faggin all around)

7)Hayseeds (Do you think the Ultimate Warrior could beat up Jesus?)

Marc with a c
08-07-2008, 12:03 PM
cmk

ahhdurr
08-07-2008, 12:04 PM
hey bri bri - we're just rockin' an' rollin' an' whatnot.

Hottub
08-07-2008, 12:08 PM
His KFB kills me.:thumbup:

Furtherman
08-07-2008, 12:11 PM
He does these impersonations, I swear it was the real people.

ANC
08-07-2008, 12:13 PM
What his Hosp impersonation doesn't make the list?

My favorite is Andy Rooney...

RAAMONE
08-07-2008, 12:16 PM
What his Hosp impersonation doesn't make the list?

My favorite is Andy Rooney...

actually wouldnt that be...

rons impression of daves impression of hosps impression of gay sean connery

Tallman388
08-07-2008, 12:19 PM
I like his impersonation of Elvis' mom and lil Elvis.

ANC
08-07-2008, 12:19 PM
actually wouldnt that be...

rons impression of daves impression of hosps impression of gay sean connery

Dude, ya just blew my mind... I need to lay down.

ChrisTheCop
08-07-2008, 12:29 PM
I've never heard the real KFB speak,
but when reading her blog, I use the inner voice of Ron's impression.

DarkHippie
08-07-2008, 12:34 PM
This thread is a lie because Ron is the only one on the show and everyone else is Ron doing a voice.

JPMNICK
08-07-2008, 12:34 PM
KFB

i wish he did a KHB impression, i am sure that would be my favorite

Jughead
08-07-2008, 12:39 PM
He did do a great Frank the Frowner the other day...:smoke:

ANC
08-07-2008, 12:40 PM
He did do a great Frank the Frowner the other day...:smoke:

That was today... I agree.. 1st rate all the way.

Gunner S
08-07-2008, 12:54 PM
He does the "ChiCahGo" one and the Minnesota one pretty well

I live right next to Minnesota in Wisconsin. this is actually what they sound like. ALot Like Gay eskimos.

Bronx is good too

JerseyRich
08-07-2008, 12:58 PM
What, no Philly accent?

Furtherman
08-07-2008, 01:01 PM
What, no Philly accent?

When goes into his "home, phone, hoagie" examples, he sounds exactly like every woman in Philly over the age of 50.

ADF
08-07-2008, 01:27 PM
His Kathleen is perfection incarnate.

Enabler
08-07-2008, 01:31 PM
What, no Philly accent?


Damn. Cant believe I didnt think of that one.

Tall_James
08-07-2008, 01:43 PM
It's KFB, hands down.

King Hippos Bandaid
08-07-2008, 01:54 PM
Kftb

TheGameHHH
08-07-2008, 02:05 PM
It's def. kftb

RhinoinMN
08-07-2008, 02:09 PM
He does the "ChiCahGo" one and the Minnesota one pretty well

I live right next to Minnesota in Wisconsin. this is actually what they sound like. ALot Like Gay eskimos.

Bronx is good too

The people in MN sound no different than the people in WI. It is only in the northern part where the accent is really noticeable and not all of them are that way.

How are the gay eskimos workin our for ya?

BeerBandit
08-07-2008, 02:11 PM
Nothing beats his Homestar Runner.

Gunner S
08-07-2008, 02:17 PM
The people in MN sound no different than the people in WI. It is only in the northern part where the accent is really noticeable and not all of them are that way.

How are the gay eskimos workin our for ya?

i was actually waiting for you to say something :)

i will admit, The North Part of Both States Suck ass

although you never hear Ron talkin about a Wisconsin Ooooo N A

RhinoinMN
08-07-2008, 02:21 PM
i was actually waiting for you to say something :)

i will admit, The North Part of Both States Suck ass

although you never hear Ron talkin about a Wisconsin Ooooo N A

It has a lot to do with FARGO the movie. I enjoy the north parts of both states. Both are beautiful and the people are nice. There are a few bad apples, but the majority are nice and very accommodating.

Gunner S
08-07-2008, 02:27 PM
every northern wisconsoner i met was a redneck

Doctor Z
08-07-2008, 02:39 PM
Frank Stallone's best impression is of Ron.

drjoek
08-07-2008, 02:42 PM
Kathleen from the Bronx sounds a little like Travolta from Saturday Night Fever to me.

BeerBandit
08-07-2008, 03:11 PM
Kathleen from the Bronx sounds a little like Travolta from Saturday Night Fever to me.
That's crazy talk. Mere coincidince if you ask me. Besides, everyone from the outer bouroughs sounds the same anyway.

BrentfromTN1
08-07-2008, 03:21 PM
I have never met KFB, but his impersonation of her makes me laugh so hard. Its the besssssssssssssssst!

TeeBone
08-07-2008, 04:01 PM
What about the blacks?

Drunky McBetidont
08-07-2008, 04:10 PM
his impression of black earl from the old scott muni days was great

"new pease hode"

i also like his impression of "ed" the pervert from tennessee

"hey, i'm ed. i'm hear to fuck your radio partner"

Freakshow
08-07-2008, 04:20 PM
Iris

AKA
08-07-2008, 05:05 PM
I have never met KFB, but his impersonation of her makes me laugh so hard. Its the besssssssssssssssst!

She is heavily featured here - it's like meeting her, but without getting slugged and knifed - it's during the big Pal Talk game from earlier in the year...one of my most favorite of times ever listening to The Ron and The Fez.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3188

Serpico1103
08-07-2008, 06:02 PM
Of a person who can cry.

marius
08-07-2008, 06:54 PM
i like his fez impersonation when he does "it makes me fez" and gay baritone guys.

Dr Steve
08-07-2008, 07:55 PM
His "Ed from Tennessee" impression is pretty dead-on

:lol:

ahhdurr
08-07-2008, 08:34 PM
It has a lot to do with FARGO the movie. I enjoy the north parts of both states. Both are beautiful and the people are nice. There are a few bad apples, but the majority are nice and very accommodating.

That guy with the wood chipper - now there's a bad apple. I'd steer clear of him.

patsopinion
08-07-2008, 11:41 PM
hey brey brey...

Reynolds
08-08-2008, 01:19 AM
His "Ed from Tennessee" impression is pretty dead-on

:lol:

So, does he go with Jesus or Ultimate Warrior?

biggestmexi
08-08-2008, 04:13 AM
i vote a Roctor.

He is great at that.

realmenhatelife
08-08-2008, 06:06 AM
The Albert Brooks one kills me every time

RhinoinMN
08-08-2008, 06:08 AM
That guy with the wood chipper - now there's a bad apple. I'd steer clear of him.

He was from Sweden. Not a Minnesota native.

Enabler
08-08-2008, 06:39 AM
The Albert Brooks one kills me every time

Same here. "Look at those bones there...gon-na dig up some bones."

ahhdurr
08-08-2008, 01:43 PM
He was from Sweden. Not a Minnesota native.

Well I guess the whole world's gone looney then.

K.C.
08-08-2008, 01:59 PM
You wanna pretend...

epo
08-10-2008, 08:11 AM
i was actually waiting for you to say something :)

i will admit, The North Part of Both States Suck ass

although you never hear Ron talkin about a Wisconsin Ooooo N A

You've got to cut out the self-loathing.

Enabler
01-13-2009, 10:42 AM
Andy Rooney...Spot on.
http://www.bizlevity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2-andy-rooney_nc.jpg

stinkbud
01-13-2009, 10:50 AM
pussy noises

lock it up

jauble
01-13-2009, 10:52 AM
Andy Rooney...Spot on.
http://www.bizlevity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2-andy-rooney_nc.jpg

Loved Andy Ronnie.

ShowerBench
01-13-2009, 12:05 PM
40's newsreels

Marc with a c
01-13-2009, 12:08 PM
that rooney bit had me cracking up.

when dave asked why triangles are so pointy i lost it.

epo
01-13-2009, 12:10 PM
Joe Biden.

RhinoinMN
01-13-2009, 12:16 PM
East Tennessee Ed.

robot artist
01-13-2009, 01:28 PM
The Chinese cook who says "This duck still LIIIIEEEEEVE!"

ToiletCrusher
01-13-2009, 01:36 PM
Joe Biden.

x200

best ever

jennysmurf
01-13-2009, 02:43 PM
East Tennessee Ed.

I'm still laughing at that!

Snoogans
01-13-2009, 02:51 PM
My favorite is when he plays Devil's Advocate

patsopinion
01-13-2009, 02:57 PM
Hey bri bri

BigReggie
01-13-2009, 04:17 PM
Mike North is too much of a turd to deserve a vote even though Ron does get him just right.

hedges
01-13-2009, 04:31 PM
When Ronnie imitates Tommy Z doing Ronnie. "Hey Fezzie..."

Meataball23
01-13-2009, 04:38 PM
Joe Biden!!!

has the candidate been to claymont? Does he ride amtrak?

Hea-ughies, beaughts, iggles, caugh-k, beaught-heaus...iggles

Biking Mexican
01-13-2009, 04:59 PM
Joe Biden!!!

has the candidate been to claymont? Does he ride amtrak?

Hea-ughies, beaughts, iggles, caugh-k, beaught-heaus...iggles

Voted for Kathleen but the Joe Biden was great. Opie gets hard when he hears him talk like that. :smile:

lleeder
01-13-2009, 05:04 PM
Stevie Stereotype is my favorite.

Lennox
01-13-2009, 05:21 PM
"ARRRGGHH I'M THE DEVIL's ADVOCATE!! ARRGhH"

Sarge
01-13-2009, 05:34 PM
Joe Biden

RhinoinMN
01-13-2009, 05:37 PM
"ARRRGGHH I'M THE DEVIL's ADVOCATE!! ARRGhH"

The Devil's not such a bad guy. I like the cut of his jib.

jclassic
01-13-2009, 05:38 PM
I was at work and would've raced to say Devil's Advocate as well, even though his Obama is pretty damn good too.

"I think the Devil isn't such a bad guy!"

Enabler
02-04-2009, 10:11 AM
"You Brade Runnah!"

Fred from Brooklyn
02-04-2009, 10:15 AM
His Earl was fantastic... "Pease Hode"

Donnie Iris
02-04-2009, 12:22 PM
Didn't read over the entire thread, but if Andy Rooney hasn't been mentioned as an option the terrorists have won

mudflap170
02-04-2009, 03:58 PM
I voted Kathleen from the Bronx, because it just cracks me up when he goes: "Rockin' and rollin' and what-not"

Gvac
02-04-2009, 04:05 PM
When Ron pretends he's crying I can never tell if it's real or not.

It's uncanny.

DrexlSpivey
02-04-2009, 06:17 PM
especially when he adds his saliva around his eyes.. it just adds to the realism... i voted for hayseeds though.. i love the fez's washboard salesmen.. i guess its ed

jclassic
02-04-2009, 06:24 PM
It's only been twice recently and its sort of hypothetical more than an impersonation of somebody real but I love when Ron acts out a child arguing back the way an adult would.

I loved the interaction him and Dave (as overbearing coach) had that ended with Ron going
"So I guess this is where we part ways"

STC-Dub
02-04-2009, 06:32 PM
Kfb

ecobag2
02-04-2009, 06:55 PM
Earl.

Maddog00
02-05-2009, 10:55 AM
Joe Biden. Me and da colored guy for prezdint.

razorboy
02-05-2009, 11:00 AM
I like his new Terry Gross impression.

slames
02-05-2009, 01:46 PM
I love Ron's John Travolta.. Oh wait, who!?

Hammond Egger
02-06-2009, 07:18 PM
+1 for Joe Biden.
"I'll have a hoagie and then for dessert I'll have a hoagie"

Pestz4Evah
02-07-2009, 12:16 AM
His Michael Eisner impression was a hoot.

donnie_darko
02-07-2009, 02:21 AM
when he impersonates long island mothers he sounds just like that old caller iris.

Fred from Brooklyn
02-07-2009, 04:20 AM
"Mmmmmm...Juicy Fruit" This late contender won it for me.

Enabler
10-26-2009, 10:23 AM
Daniel Plainview
http://blog.theartsfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/blood.jpg

landarch
10-26-2009, 12:10 PM
I voted hayseeds but only because there wasn't a "devil's advocate" selection.

(I think it's fucking hilarious that this is my 666th post)

Gerald
10-29-2009, 07:02 PM
I enjoyed his mock parroting of Earl's dad today.

Enabler
02-24-2010, 09:13 AM
Pretty nice Cosby impression today.

http://onwardstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/theo1.jpg

jennysmurf
02-24-2010, 09:14 AM
Pretty nice Cosby impression today.

http://onwardstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/theo1.jpg

I agree. Pretty spot on.:thumbup:

TeeBone
02-24-2010, 03:49 PM
Does it get any better than, "...Rockin' and rollin' and what not...?'

StanUpshaw
02-24-2010, 04:18 PM
My absolute favorite is the Washing Machine Salesman from Tennessee who Dr. Steve wanted to introduce to Fez.

I'm not sure if that would fall into the "Fez" category or the "Hayseed" category.

sailor
02-24-2010, 04:19 PM
5 & 7 overlap

Enabler
08-13-2010, 08:49 AM
Ok, its not even a question anymore. Christian Bale impression is king.

DOHO@HOME
08-13-2010, 10:29 AM
I love when he does Fez being upset.

Sean from the Suburbs
08-16-2010, 05:26 AM
Ron Does a spot on Chinese person, simply amazing