Janeane Garafolo Appreciation Thread

[frye hole]

I figured I would stir things up.
I stumbled on some video of her on YouTube and realized re:
her politics before the start of the Iraq War -

SHE WAS EXACTLY RIGHT:

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And again prior to the start of the war I love her and
Brian Kilmeade on "Fox and Friends" going at it.
This one's a little long for the ADD crowd:

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and I know she annoys a lot of guys because she doesn't bother with
makeup, etc. most of the time but she does clean up nicely:

a long time ago -

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and more recently -

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I'm smitten! :wub:

So go ahead and rip me a new one ....

[pennington]

Does she still read her jokes off a piece of paper when she does her act? I love that bit...

[underdog]

I didn't think I was going to like it, but I really enjoyed her Unmast. She sounded a little crazy at the end, but it was really good overall.

[midwestjeff]

I had a girl who acted good and she went out to Hollywood
And signed, signed her life away
But I wished her well and I told her to tell
John Travolta that I said “hi”

And to tell Janeane Garofalo, that left-wing liberal ho
That if they don’t want her on T.V.
Then she can come and stay with me
Just me and my Janeane Garofalo

Well after quite some time I couldn’t get that actress off my mind
So I packed my bags and went to Hollywood
I found her working in an old café and doing Internet porn to stay
In an apartment with a guy named Billy Jack

Said baby, baby, baby please, I’m down here on my knees
Won’t you come back, come back to me for good
She said you crazy fuck I’m afraid you’re out of luck
Get your ass off of my sofa
And put your, put your pants back on

Get out of Hollywood, you know you really should
Get some professional help and stay away from Janeane Garofalo

But I could not be stopped unless someone involved the cops
So I climbed up to the top of that mountain
That says Hollywood

Didn’t see Janeane up there
So I searched for her everywhere
Asking everybody have you seen Janeane, Janeane Garofalo

Finally found her in a club and told her all about my love
And she said she’d stay at my house if nothing else worked out
Just me and my Janeane Garofalo
Yeah, me and my Janeane Garofalo

[lleeder]

Who was drunk enough to start this thread?

[mikeyboy]

Who was drunk enough to start this thread?

Surprisingly, not you.

[TheGameHHH]

I was hoping this was one of those celebrity.......DEAD threads.

[ADF]

She might not be the funniest person in the world, but she's good lookin' and smart. Plus, I love it when she hands neo-cons their own asses.

[Team_Ramrod]

I was hoping this was one of those celebrity.......DEAD threads.

EXACTLY!

I logged on and seen Mikey's stupid face giving the weekend rundown... to the right was the most recent threads. All I seen was Janeane Garofolo; I was hoping that when I clicked on it I'd see a - DEAD.
Fuck me!

[robot artist]

Janeane rocks - she's smart and funny and beautiful.

So, is that a real song, midwestjeff - and who does it? I'd love to hear it.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I've always liked her.

At least she has a stand and is willing to speak her views regardless of what others say.

That takes cohones. Yeah. Sometimes she can come off as a cunt, but whatever. A lot of the things she says are right!

EDIT: The few times I've watched TMZ they "made fun" at how "boring" she was when they caught her walking in LA. I mean, she stopped to talk to them. What did they expect? A crotch shot?

[Death Metal Moe]

Except for her horrible blonde hair look I always thought she was very cute.

As far as her politics, I don't agree on everything but whatever. I usually thought she was funny when I saw her stuff on TV too. I forget why but O&A have always had a problem with her, no idea why. Sometimes they just want to hate shit to be assholes I think.

She's OK with me.

[IamFogHat]

Appreciation threads for stand up comedians should be reserved for comics who are...well...funny.

[Zorro]

I like Janeane as a person, talent and for her views, but man sometimes on stage she can be brutal. I saw her at StandUp NY a few years ago and she had a notbook on the stool working it like an open miker

[FUNKMAN]

i questioned the war from the getgo, starting a thread as to whether there was a better alternative

but jeaneane is an attractive female, who makes you wonder if she is really a good fuck or not

[DarkHippie]

I've always found her very funny. and i sometimes masturbate to her.

[Sue_Bender]

i questioned the war from the getgo, starting a thread as to whether there was a better alternative

but jeaneane is an attractive female, who makes you wonder if she is really a good fuck or not

I'd bet she's a dirty birdie.

[DarkHippie]

I'd bet she's a dirty birdie.

any chick who refers to her vajingo as her 'gaping wound' has got to be a goer

[midwestjeff]

Janeane rocks - she's smart and funny and beautiful.
So, is that a real song, midwestjeff - and who does it? I'd love to hear it.

<a href="http://www.supload.com/music/Jeff-Kord-Me---My-ringtone-download-741DDNZX6XLA.html">Here ya go.</a>
I did that. It had about a two week window on being relevant. :thumbdown:

[TheGameHHH]

Except for her horrible blonde hair look I always thought she was very cute.

As far as her politics, I don't agree on everything but whatever. I usually thought she was funny when I saw her stuff on TV too. I forget why but O&A have always had a problem with her, no idea why. Sometimes they just want to hate shit to be assholes I think.

She's OK with me.

remember that whole thing on Tough Crowd between her and Jimmy, she got all pissy when Jimmy wanted to issue a jihad on rosie o'donnell? i think thats where it all stems from