Ernest Borgnine is the man

[thepaulo]

This guy has won an Oscar for best actor....he's 91 and he has a new biography out and is running around pushing his it on all the talk shows...he looks like he can still kick anyone's ass.....even that pussy Jack Palance (who of course conveniently died)....and when asked by a radio show what keeps him so young he tried to whisper the secret....unfortunately the secret got out....he masturbates constantly....he's my hero.

[A.J.]

Yeah, I heard that story. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1828872&postcount=2078)

[Sue_Bender]

This guy has won an Oscar for best actor....he's 91 and he has a new biography out and is running around pushing his it on all the talk shows...he looks like he can still kick anyone's ass.....even that pussy Jack Palance (who of course conveniently died)....and when asked by a radio show what keeps him so young he tried to whisper the secret....unfortunately the secret got out....he masturbates constantly....he's my hero.

Actually, it was on Fox News (TV).

It was enlightening.

[thepaulo]

I'm working on the masturbating constantly thing.

[ChrisTheCop]

Well, not knowing what he masturbates to, this thread title is presumptuous.

[TheMojoPin]

Jack Palance was never a big fat slob, nor was he ever on The Single Guy.

Then again, Palance wasn't in The Wild Bunch.

This is tricky.

[Furtherman]

You're right.

Jack Palance could do one armed pushups at 73 years old.

Ernest was in Escape From New York.

[Zorro]

Just saw Ernie in The Vikings on TCM... he's the best

[Judge Smails]

My kids love him too.

He's a Mermaid-MAN!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/20/MermaidMan.PNG

[MacVittie]

My first experience with him was on The Simpson, I've just recently started to experience some of his earlier works. Good stuff.

[BlackSpider]

I'm working on the masturbating constantly thing.

You are not alone.

Nobody mentioned McHale's Navy ???

[FUNKMAN]

" Linda, she was the only thing I loved in the whole world, My Linda " boo-hoo

loved him in Poseidon Adventure

[realmenhatelife]

He's also very good in the criminally underrated "Baseketball"

[thepaulo]

Here's to ten more years of masturbation.

[Tall_James]

He was awesome in "Marty".

[burrben]

He was awesome in "Marty".

being a fat man, marty gives me hope

[reeshy]

I forgot to mention that Earnie was an old friend of the family's......I used to sit on his lap as a wee tot and he would teach me how to.......never mind!!!!!!!!!!

[thepaulo]

He's still alive if you want to press charges.

[thepaulo]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1013427-marty/news/1792786/five_favorite_films_with_ernest_borgnine

He keeps going and going and going.....

[thepaulo]

Sag is ready to pay tribute to the man...
just after giving 89 year old Betty White best actress.

[jlehane]

I watched him so much as a kid I was afraid I'd LOOK like him. "Borg" comes from Borgnine,as does Deep Space NINE Borg+NINE.Yeah he left his mark on my meat tenderized mind.Back when Tim Conway was still funny,and Jonathan Winters KILLED...60's really sucked...3 channels.:thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

[thepaulo]

I watched him so much as a kid I was afraid I'd LOOK like him. "Borg" comes from Borgnine,as does Deep Space NINE Borg+NINE.Yeah he left his mark on my meat tenderized mind.Back when Tim Conway was still funny,and Jonathan Winters KILLED...60's really sucked...3 channels.:thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

I enjoy your posts and this one seems to make sense.

[CountryBob]

I watched him so much as a kid I was afraid I'd LOOK like him. "Borg" comes from Borgnine,as does Deep Space NINE Borg+NINE.Yeah he left his mark on my meat tenderized mind.Back when Tim Conway was still funny,and Jonathan Winters KILLED...60's really sucked...3 channels.:thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

I enjoy your posts and this one seems to make sense.

Finally!

[jlehane]

and do a movie about Fez? No,not the RF show itself so much...but the inner world of Fez contrasted with the showroom dummy reality of what he walks past everyday like we are all standing still in some Twilight Zone episode.We are the caged monkeys who can't see the bars and Fez doesn't have that filter.He's only a Woody Allen character in THIS reality,but where he comes from he's Einstein. A Beautiful Fez. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHQjUNQcyDqMeMO7QAdENoF6Tt3UFz0 F8rZle1mcfE5E551Rk3 http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQflPpKJtwTJa403HbsDUG6HLA-DVRgaamDUuqd2klc8Hu6qlwz3g Fez lives on Fantasy Island.What could be easier?:bye::thumbup::king:

[thepaulo]

and do a movie about Fez? No,not the RF show itself so much...but the inner world of Fez contrasted with the showroom dummy reality of what he walks past everyday like we are all standing still in some Twilight Zone episode.We are the caged monkeys who can't see the bars and Fez doesn't have that filter.He's only a Woody Allen character in THIS reality,but where he comes from he's Einstein. A Beautiful Fez. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHQjUNQcyDqMeMO7QAdENoF6Tt3UFz0 F8rZle1mcfE5E551Rk3 http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQflPpKJtwTJa403HbsDUG6HLA-DVRgaamDUuqd2klc8Hu6qlwz3g Fez lives on Fantasy Island.What could be easier?:bye::thumbup::king:

I like it.
you're right/
I'll get off my duff and what you said.

[thepaulo]

He is NOT dead!!!!

[BoondockSaint]

Mr. White Death.

[thepaulo]

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/television/tube-tcm-pays-tribute-ernest-borgnine-movie-marathon-article-1.1110827

Borgnine Lives!!!

[jennysmurf]

I got "Marty" from the library. It wasn't that great a movie as a whole, but Ernest was great, and I loved seeing the city and hearing their accents.

[thepaulo]

It is fascinating to see how the city has changed. I remember shots of them walking around under the El's.
I just read an article about abandoned elevated train stations being converted to giant gardens on Manhattan's West side.

[thepaulo]

It is fascinating to see how the city has changed. I remember shots of them walking around under the El's.
I just read an article about abandoned elevated train stations being converted to giant gardens on Manhattan's West side.

In case you think I'm crazy.

http://thehighline.org/

[jennysmurf]

In case you think I'm crazy.

http://thehighline.org/

I still think you're crazy, but not about that. I had heard about them converting the El's. I really love any old movie with New York City shots. I love that city.