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brettmojo
08-20-2008, 01:12 PM
From lordsofpain.com (http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2008_/1219119845.php)...

-- Last Monday, Randy Orton claimed he re-broke his collarbone the day before in a motorcycle accident near his home (in High Ridge, Missouri). Orton claimed his motorcycle struck a curb after a car veered into his lane, causing him to swerve to widen his turn. Orton said he was thrown off the motorcycle and continued to roll 300 feet while unconscious. He landed in a ditch and believes he could have died had he not been wearing a helmet. He said his only injury was to his collarbone, which won't require additional surgery. He will now be out of action an additional three months. Not to say that the motorcycle accident didn't happen, but the entire ordeal does seem suspicious. Thus far, the St. Louis media has yet to report anything on the supposed accident. Secondly, the Missouri highway patrol has no record of responding to any accident involving the WWE Superstar, although they would likely only have to do with the highways. Some people asked the St. Louis police department about the apparent accident, but knew nothing about it when asked. Orton is based out High Ridge, a St. Louis suburb, which is in Jefferson County. Some people called the county sheriff's department line, but it goes to a voice message and then says that the message box is full. Some neighboring jurisdictions that the St. Louis police suggested were also checked, and once again, nobody knew anything about the accident. A few days before the supposed accident, Orton was in the U.K. promoting SummerSlam and said he was two weeks away from returning to the ring.

Hmmm... Perhaps a work is in the works?

MIKEYDAKEN
08-20-2008, 02:37 PM
i hope he's out for a good long while because you know when he gets back the title picture is gonna be cena orton batista and god help us jbl. while this is happening cm punk will be dropped to mid card status

Sue_Bender
08-20-2008, 02:49 PM
Because he's still alive...

I call "work".

MIKEYDAKEN
08-20-2008, 04:26 PM
Because he's still alive...

I call "work".

i bet rikishi was driving the car that ran him off the road

Don Stugots
08-20-2008, 04:28 PM
i bet rikishi was driving the car that ran him off the road

He also blew up the limo.

Sue_Bender
08-20-2008, 04:30 PM
He also blew up the limo.


Then he killed the Benoit family.

MIKEYDAKEN
08-20-2008, 04:31 PM
he gets around for a fat Samoan

cougarjake13
08-20-2008, 04:46 PM
he gets around for a fat Samoan

yeh he lost a lot of weight

MIKEYDAKEN
08-20-2008, 04:51 PM
yeh he lost a lot of weight

obviously with all the RUNNING around

Don Stugots
08-20-2008, 04:55 PM
he gets around for a fat Samoan

I think Bam Bam Bigelow could beat him in a foot race.

Tenbatsuzen
08-20-2008, 05:05 PM
I think Bam Bam Bigelow could beat him in a foot race.

Rikishi would have a head start, as he's not currently in a coffin.

MIKEYDAKEN
08-20-2008, 05:09 PM
Rikishi would have a head start, as he's not currently in a coffin.

you think candido would train bam-bam?

Tenbatsuzen
08-20-2008, 05:10 PM
you think candido would train bam-bam?

Broken leg. He's can't run either. Bones have a hard time healing post-mortem.

MIKEYDAKEN
08-20-2008, 05:19 PM
how did it get this far? we are sick

Tenbatsuzen
08-20-2008, 05:22 PM
how did it get this far? we are sick

New to RonFez.net? We were making Benoit jokes before Daniel stopped breathing.

brettmojo
08-20-2008, 05:23 PM
how did it get this far? we are sick
I was beginning to wonder when the Blue Blazer would get involved.

Don Stugots
08-20-2008, 05:24 PM
New to RonFez.net? We were making Benoit jokes before Daniel tapped out.

fixed.

p.s. http://a785.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_a40db1cbf45817d3cc47eb02c99ba708.jpg

Tenbatsuzen
08-20-2008, 05:26 PM
I actually know someone who is a Benoit apologist and believes that he didn't do it and it's a conspiracy of the county's Sherriff's office due to lack of evidence

MIKEYDAKEN
08-20-2008, 05:30 PM
New to RonFez.net? We were making Benoit jokes before Daniel stopped breathing.

good to know there is little to no line and that makes me happy

Don Stugots
08-20-2008, 05:38 PM
good to know there is little to no line and that makes me happy

the only real line here is when it comes to personal attacks.

Bob Impact
08-20-2008, 05:45 PM
Then he killed the Benoit family.
This and
fixed.

p.s. http://a785.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_a40db1cbf45817d3cc47eb02c99ba708.jpg

This made me fucking :lol:

Don Stugots
08-20-2008, 05:47 PM
This and


This made me fucking :lol:

Sue and Stu double teamed the funny.