Lilly needs a man

[SchnitDick]

Lilly and Ron discussed yesterday that she needs a man. So Lilly, why not me?

[DarkHippie]

Standards

[Sue_Bender]

Yo, she got a man.

[DarkHippie]

she needs a good woman

[CofyCrakCocaine]

She only has cunt eyes for Fred from Blooklyn. Sorry Schnitz.

[biozombie]

Yo, she got a man.

[He] ain't tryin' ta hear that, see?

[drjoek]

She's yours after Crazed tires of her

[disneyspy]

when youre famous your celebrity couple name will be lildick

[JimmieHats]

Um. Hi.

[Hottub]

she needs a good woman

Word, yo.

[OGC]

Um. Hi.


I think Powdered Toast Man has a better chance than anyone on the message boards.

[TheGameHHH]

Yo, she got a man.

whats her man gotta do with me?

[RickMcCrank47]

Um. Hi.

i think hats might have had dibs over schnitty on this one.

does anyone else smell a battle to the death on the horizon??

im callin it: hats in the 8th round by TKO with a steel chair

[~Katja~]

Lilly and Ron discussed yesterday that she needs a man. So Lilly, why not me?

because you are cheap and target doesn't accept your coupons

[Marc with a c]

lilly loves me

[Death Metal Moe]

If Lilly goes out with a listener I'll be insulted as a listener who would totally want to be in the running.

In short, she's better than dating us.

[~Katja~]

when youre famous your celebrity couple name will be lildick
you are kinda brilliant in your own weird little way

Um. Hi.

:ohboy:

[~Katja~]

If Lilly goes out with a listener I'll be insulted as a listener who would totally want to be in the running.

In short, she's better than dating us.

jesus christ, where the fuck is your self esteem?
she is a domestic queen after all... and will blow you while cooking you a meal... that alone should be worth trying

[RickMcCrank47]

jesus christ, where the fuck is your self esteem?
she is a domestic queen after all... and will blow you while cooking you a meal... that alone should be worth trying

your lips to Gods ears Kat...

[CofyCrakCocaine]

jesus christ, where the fuck is your self esteem?
she is a domestic queen after all... and will blow you while cooking you a meal... that alone should be worth trying

you posted that at 9:11 i think you're the chick she should be with...

[biozombie]

If Lilly goes out with a listener I'll be insulted as a listener who would totally want to be in the running.

In short, she's better than dating us.

With all due respect, sir, have you seen hats? The kid's a contender.

[~Katja~]

With all due respect, sir, have you seen hats? The kid's a contender.

and I hear he is packing





then again.... it seems it's my calling, maybe it's time for me to switch gears and just give in to my lesbian destiny

[Doctor Z]

All kidding aside, I just so happen to be single.

[Marc with a c]

jesus christ, where the fuck is your self esteem?
she is a domestic queen after all... and will blow you while cooking you a meal... that alone should be worth trying

thanks for being so positive k.



woooosh. that belongs in post purgatory.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

and I hear he is packing





then again.... it seems it's my calling, maybe it's time for me to switch gears and just give in to my lesbian destiny

Yes. yes it is. word has it that lily has a thing for your mod quote

[JustJon]

jesus christ, where the fuck is your self esteem?
she is a domestic queen after all... and will blow you while cooking you a meal... that alone should be worth trying

depends what she is cooking

[DarkHippie]

Lily couldn't handle my cock

[~Katja~]

Lily couldn't handle my cock

well, apparently she would not want to...




who knew

[SchnitDick]

Ok this thread has kind of gotten off topic. This thread is about me and her not any of you guys.

Lilly I will be in NJ the next two weekends, hit me up and we will work something out.

[~Katja~]

Ok this thread has kind of gotten off topic. This thread is about me and her not any of you guys.

Lilly I will be in NJ the next two weekends, hit me up and we will work something out.

you really just want free tomato sauce... don't you

[DarkHippie]

well, apparently she would not want to...


who knew

That's true, but that's not my dick's fault so much as its the fat, sweaty guy behind its fault.

[Death Metal Moe]

jesus christ, where the fuck is your self esteem?
she is a domestic queen after all... and will blow you while cooking you a meal... that alone should be worth trying

Yea, and I can be anything I want when I grow up, right? Reality sucks but it's better than beliving some fairytale.

[DarkHippie]

Yea, and I can be anything I want when I grow up, right? Reality sucks but it's better than beliving some fairytale.

Whenever I think like this, I remember that Anthony Cumia was a loser tin knocker and now he is a millionaire banging a playboy model.

And East Side Dave was one of us, now he gets paid to drink.

[SchnitDick]

you really just want free tomato sauce... don't you



Nope I hate tomato sauce, but yet love italian food, go figure haha

[~Katja~]

Nope I hate tomato sauce, but yet love italian food, go figure haha

so it's the free dinner you are after, I knew it... you don't even like girls... pffft

[Serpico1103]

That's true, but that's not my dick's fault so much as its the fat, sweaty guy behind its fault.

The fat sweaty guy it is buried in also presents a problem.

[SchnitDick]

so it's the free dinner you are after, I knew it... you don't even like girls... pffft

shhhhhh yer gonna roon et

[MobCounty]

It's pretty well known she has had a man for a couple months, Lilly 'single' is just a schtick..

Sorry =(.

[RickMcCrank47]

so it's the free dinner you are after, I knew it... you don't even like girls... pffft

i like dinner....therefore if girls make dinner, i like girls too!

(i thought girls understood math?)

[DarkHippie]

The fat sweaty guy it is buried in also presents a problem.

:clap:

[CardiffGiant]

Lily is great and anyone who is lucky enough to date her is a lucky fella...that is all.

[Friday]

creepy.

[CardiffGiant]

creepy.
yeah I get the distinct feeling Lily may want to check her drinks as Mr. B recommended.

[K.C.]

yeah, I haven't seen this thread before.

[BinaryBimbo]

Lilly and Ron discussed yesterday that she needs a man. So Lilly, why not me?


Lily doesn't need a man; she needs a conscious before her mustache fills in.:wacko:

[Dash77]

I'd date her but she doesn't date outside her race if I remember...:sad:

[Willmore]

http://www.hbo.com/events/jim-norton/img/jim_norton_main.jpg


Lilly already has a dream man.

[ralphbxny]

Im shocked Marc with a c has only posted twice in here. Maybe he is just ploting his next move.

[epo]

Lilly and Ron discussed yesterday that she needs a man. So Lilly, why not me?

Why you?

Seriously, this is a disturbing thread.

[drjoek]

Lily needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

[KnoxHarrington]

Yeah, this is a seriously creepy thread.

Lilly better not offer to help anyone put furniture in the back of a van anytime soon.

[BinaryBimbo]

Lily needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle


That made me laugh out loud.

Thanks for the wake up.

[Angelfuck]

Lilly and Ron discussed yesterday that she needs a man. So Lilly, why not me?

sorry schnit muslims and chist killers don't mix

[GreatAmericanZero]

sorry schnit muslims and chist killers don't mix

wow..its AngelFACE!

[disneyspy]

Yeah, this is a seriously creepy thread.

Lilly better not offer to help anyone put furniture in the back of a van anytime soon.

classic!but i was kinda hopin to hear ron talk bout da new r&f power couple,lildick

[A.J.]

creepy.

Seriously, this is a disturbing thread.

Yeah, this is a seriously creepy thread.

That's our RonFez.Net!

[Flea_Man]

Well this thread is fucking creepy.

[Serpico1103]

Well this thread is fucking creepy.

Is everyone's vocabulary so limited? Creepy?

[Sue_Bender]

sorry schnit muslims and chist killers don't mix

And if I knew what a chist killer was...


it would be a REAL put down, Yo.

[Sue_Bender]

Lily needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle


Fish don't need bicycles.




WTF?

[Sue_Bender]

Is everyone's vocabulary so limited? Creepy?


Flea says what he sees.

[Serpico1103]

Flea says what he sees.

So, he must say "frosted haired douche" quite often.

[Boomer]

Well this thread is fucking creepy.

Let's add some perspective as to how creepy this thread is, shall we.

The guy who ALLEGEDLY got tossed out of his own birthday party for jerking off in the bathroom is the voice of reason.

[Melrapuo]

I'm single. And I enjoy food. So there are two things in common.

And I don't post here often enough.

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm single. And I enjoy food. So there are two things in common.

And I don't post here often enough to be considered a loser.

Fixed.

[Melrapuo]

^^^^^^

That.

[ChrisTheCop]

Careful Mel, your post count's going up.

[DarkHippie]

No homo, but I don't find Lily that atttractive. She's a pretty girl and all, and she seems very pleasant, but she's seriously lacking in the curves department. I want a girl with big ol' titties and an ass so thick i can rest my beer on it.

[ChrisTheCop]

No homo, but I don't find Lily that atttractive. She's a pretty girl and all, and she seems very pleasant, but she's seriously lacking in the curves department. I want a girl with big ol' titties and an ass so thick i can rest my beer on it.

But youre gonna have to FEED a girl like that!

[DarkHippie]

But youre gonna have to FEED a girl like that!

I'll feed her yogurt through a long straw

[IamFogHat]

http://whatsupnyc.com/blog/archives/JimNorton.jpg

[DarkHippie]

http://whatsupnyc.com/blog/archives/JimNorton.jpg

yes, yes, we all know that Lily is fucking lil Jimmy. I wonder if he pees on her

[Tall_James]

Who cares as long she is happy.

[IamFogHat]

Who cares as long she is happy.

For the record I don't care and also think this thread is creepy.

[Tall_James]

For the record I don't care and also think this thread is creepy.

I agree but didn't want to see the word "Creepy" in this thread again. Unless "Creepy McFlirt" shows up. All the ladies seem to love him.

[Tall_James]

I went to Thesaurus.com to help out with some other words for "Creepy" that can be used in this thread:

disgusting, eerie, ghoulish, macabre, nasty, ominous, scary, sinister, spooky

Have at it.

[Serpico1103]

No homo, but I don't find Lily that atttractive. She's a pretty girl and all, and she seems very pleasant, but she's seriously lacking in the curves department. I want a girl with big ol' titties and an ass so thick i can rest my beer on it.

How is it being alone?

[sailor]

I went to Thesaurus.com to help out with some other words for "Creepy" that can be used in this thread:

disgusting, eerie, ghoulish, macabre, nasty, ominous, scary, sinister, spooky

Have at it.

hottuby

[DarkHippie]

How is it being alone?

I have a sexy hand

[lleeder]

Lily couldn't handle my cock

Too slippery?

[IamFogHat]

hottuby

:lol:

[1234Dracula]

I have a sexy hand

with big ol' pinkies and an thumb so thick u can rest your beer on it?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

with big ol' pinkies and an thumb so thick u can rest your beer on it?

Fez?

[disneyspy]

Lily couldn't handle my cock

wow,that is small,poor fella...

[Serpico1103]

Lily couldn't handle my cock

Would your homosexuality be a barrier?

[PatFromMoonachie]

Yeah, this is a seriously creepy thread.

Lilly better not offer to help anyone put furniture in the back of a van anytime soon.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/l_ad19500cb1b3fcd64e274136b7b8ef5d.jpg

Shhhhhhh ..you'll rooon it! :o

[Dougie Brootal]

Lily doesn't need a man; she needs a conscious before her mustache fills in.:wacko:

what a stupid post.

[Dougie Brootal]

I'll feed her yogurt through a very short straw

fixed

[Freakshow]

Lily couldn't handle my cock

Lily is great and anyone who is lucky enough to date her is a lucky fella...that is all.

Lily doesn't need a man; she needs a conscious before her mustache fills in.:wacko:

Lily needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

who the fuck is Lily??????

[BinaryBimbo]

what a stupid post.

You're just saying that because it's true.:smile:

[Dougie Brootal]

You're just saying that because it's true.:smile:

i dont know what that means.:bye:

[Willmore]

who the fuck is Lily??????



Didn't you know that Lilly is a descendant of French royalty.

[BinaryBimbo]

i dont know what that means.:bye:

You are confused; I win.

Seriously; don't try to read too much into a silly comment meant to shock. I heard it on the radio somewhere.