using a public toilet seat..what do you do?

[GreatAmericanZero]

just interested about what you guys do at a public toilet seat. So if you're a guy its for when you have to take a shit (cuz i dont think any guy here sits down to pee) and for a girl I guess its anytime you use a public restroom. Vote!

[Chimee]

I hold it like a crazy person.

[Sue_Bender]

I try to hold it.


Sometimes it becomes too much...


and I spray it on my car seat.


Actually, that has only happened 2 or 25 times.

[ANC]

If I can hold it, I hold it.. If I can't, I take the turlet paper and build a nest that would make an eagle jealous and I have at it.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i shouldnt have put "hold it in" as an option. I shouldve said "either use the toilet or shit your pants" and put "Shit your pants" as an option instead. Oh well Regrets....

[DolaMight]

if you go bare ass and you sit down on the seat and it's warm, you now just absorbed the warmth of a strange man's buttocks into your buttocks.

Absorbing the warmth of another man's buttocks into you body by any means pretty much makes you gay whether you like it or not.

[razorboy]

I couldn't fathom sitting on a toilet seat without toilet paper or a seat cover. As of late, more and more restrooms have sanitizing wipes in them, so in that case its use the sanitizing wipe then make the ring of protective tissue.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I couldn't fathom sitting on a toilet seat without toilet paper or a seat cover. As of late, more and more restrooms have sanitizing wipes in them, so in that case its use the sanitizing wipe then make the ring of protective tissue.

seriously, as long as i dont see any "drops of wetness" on the seat...my ass is going down on there. Bare ass skin against ceramic toilet seat. I dont gave a fuck. If there is wetness drops, ill give a little wipe with some toilet tissue and then "Rock and Roll!"

[RhinoinMN]

seriously, as long as i dont see any "drops of wetness" on the seat...my ass is going down on there. Bare ass skin against ceramic toilet seat. I dont gave a fuck. If there is wetness drops, ill give a little wipe with some toilet tissue and then "Rock and Roll!"

You sure live dangerously.


I could never do that. I see way to many unhygienic messes come out of the bathroom. There is no fucking way my ass is going to touch the same thing theirs has.

[LittlePapi]

I try to hold it.
Sometimes it becomes too much...
and I spray it on my car seat.
Actually, that has only happened 2 or 25 times.I'd be happy to hold it for you Ms.Bender..
I would however like to ask you a question..I've only read a few threads but they all seem to turn ghey at one point or another, I guess my query is, am I now a member of some type of underground homosexual "all boyz" network? Like, are you a dude and stuff or are there real live women with lips bellow their hips posting on this board?



Just askin...:banning:

[TheMojoPin]

What are we talking about as a public toilet seat? If it's a bank or a hotel or a restuarant or retail establishment that tends to have at least tolerable toilets, sure, if it's emergency, I'm there. If the seat looks dicey, TP, if not, ass to seat. But funky places or gas stations and rest stops and such? No fucking way. Never.

I hate shitting anywhere that's not my home and only do it if I have no alternative to losing control.

[GreatAmericanZero]

What are we talking about as a public toilet seat? If it's a bank or a hotel or a restuarant or retail establishment that tends to have at least tolerable toilets, sure, if it's emergency, I'm there. If the seat looks dicey, TP, if not, ass to seat. But funky places or gas stations and rest stops and such? No fucking way. Never.

I hate shitting anywhere that's not my home and only do it if I have no alternative to losing control.

Lets say its an "ok" place. Like an Applebees...some awful people may have used it, but not the toilet bowl Renton goes into in "Trainspotting"


My worst public toilet story is the day R&F were at B.B. Kings doing their "Meet & Greet" when they first came to XM. I got diarrhea on the LIRR and had to use the public toilets at Penn Station (i did toilet tissue that time). Then, as I walked to B.B. Kings, i had to "Drop Mud" again, so I used that McDonalds in Times Square and it was so gross. I was shitting my brains out and then some black people were yelling at me on the other side of the stall "Flush that shit, it smells". So bad

[TheMojoPin]

Lets say its an "ok" place. Like an Applebees...some awful people may have used it, but not the toilet bowl Renton goes into in "Trainspotting"


My worst public toilet story is the day R&F were at B.B. Kings doing their "Meet & Greet" when they first came to XM. I got diarrhea on the LIRR and had to use the public toilets at Penn Station (i did toilet tissue that time). Then, as I walked to B.B. Kings, i had to "Drop Mud" again, so I used that McDonalds in Times Square and it was so gross. I was shitting my brains out and then some black people were yelling at me on the other side of the stall "Flush that shit, it smells". So bad

Dude, did you courtesy flush? That's critical when unleashing in a public restroom. When the first payload is dropped and there's a break in the action, FLUSH IMMEDIATELY.

[Sue_Bender]

I'd be happy to hold it for you Ms.Bender..
I would however like to ask you a question..I've only read a few threads but they all seem to turn ghey at one point or another, I guess my query is, am I now a member of some type of underground homosexual "all boyz" network? Like, are you a dude and stuff or are there real live women with lips bellow their hips posting on this board?



Just askin...:banning:

Well, "Little" Papi, Ronfez.net is certainly a festering boil of faggotry.


I think it's understood that most (all) threads go the way of the gay by the 5th post.


Actually, sometimes it's the 4th or 6th post...but it definitely hovers around 5.


I suppose I'll have to bury your face in my bunt...




You can let me know if anything smells fishy.

[TheMojoPin]

Sue's actual identity is a really funny poster here, and it's sad to see him debse himself with such throwback shock posting. Doctor Z needs to revert back into Chickenhawk and get on this! He was anti-shock poster secret agent #1!

[GreatAmericanZero]

Dude, did you courtesy flush? That's critical when unleashing in a public restroom. When the first payload is dropped and there's a break in the action, FLUSH IMMEDIATELY.

i guess i didnt. i was shitting my brains out and i was basking in my relief. still, i dont need to be mocked publicly for it

[Sue_Bender]

My worst public toilet story is the day R&F were at B.B. Kings doing their "Meet & Greet" when they first came to XM. I got diarrhea on the LIRR and had to use the public toilets at Penn Station (i did toilet tissue that time). Then, as I walked to B.B. Kings, i had to "Drop Mud" again, so I used that McDonalds in Times Square and it was so gross. I was shitting my brains out and then some black people were yelling at me on the other side of the stall "Flush that shit, it smells". So bad


I don't think I can read your posts anymore, GAZ. :glurps:

[Sue_Bender]

Sue's actual identity is a really funny poster here, and it's sad to see him debse himself with such throwback shock posting. Doctor Z needs to revert back into Chickenhawk and get on this! He was anti-shock poster secret agent #1!


Stupid questions yield stupid responses, Mojo.

[Enabler]

Just let 'er rip. Whats a 1/2mm piece of paper protecting you from anyway? When I am forced to use a public restroom to shit in, its usually a pretty desperate situation where I dont have time to worry about anything except crapping myself. Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber comes to mind.

[TheMojoPin]

i guess i didnt. i was shitting my brains out and i was basking in my relief. still, i dont need to be mocked publicly for it

I beg to differ. Reaching back and flushing ain't no thang.

[sailor]

depending on the place either hold it or sit down. no half-assing it.

[ahhdurr]

I've needed to shit in a bar bathroom more often than I ever cared to... more the hover thing in there - you just do your best and keep it clear of yourself.

[ADF]

seriously, as long as i dont see any "drops of wetness" on the seat...my ass is going down on there. Bare ass skin against ceramic toilet seat. I dont gave a fuck. If there is wetness drops, ill give a little wipe with some toilet tissue and then "Rock and Roll!"

That's my method. Germophobes are weird.

[Friday]

seriously, as long as i dont see any "drops of wetness" on the seat...my ass is going down on there. Bare ass skin against ceramic toilet seat. I dont gave a fuck. If there is wetness drops, ill give a little wipe with some toilet tissue and then "Rock and Roll!"

this is the way i think.
unless the bathroom is really gross... like Bar 9 can get... then i lay some toilet tissue down.

i can never understand germaphobic behavior... and i have been using this method for 32 years and haven't caught an ass disease yet. so go me! yay normalcy!

[GreatAmericanZero]

this is the way i think.
unless the bathroom is really gross... like Bar 9 can get... then i lay some toilet tissue down.

i can never understand germaphobic behavior... and i have been using this method for 32 years and haven't caught an ass disease yet. so go me! yay normalcy!

yeah i've been at bar9 and seen people passed out standing up at the urinal. never seen that before

[furie]

i throw caution to the wind and bare ass it.
more often then not I'm the problem not the guy before me anyway.


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[GreatAmericanZero]

To the "bare ass" folks..how often are you sick?

I swear, I may be sick once a year..and thats generous. I'm rarely sick. and i haven't had a fever since i was in college (i graduated in 05, i may have had the fever in 03, 5 years ago)

[IamFogHat]

I cover the seat out of OCD, even though the Bullshit! episode on sanitation thoroughly convinced me there's nothing to worry about.

[furie]

To the "bare ass" folks..how often are you sick?

I swear, I may be sick once a year..and thats generous. I'm rarely sick. and i haven't had a fever since i was in college (i graduated in 05, i may have had the fever in 03, 5 years ago)

rarely.
I gets colds but that's usually because someone from the office infects all. it has nothing to do with the bathroom.

[Friday]

rarely.
I gets colds but that's usually because someone from the office infects all. it has nothing to do with the bathroom.

yeah... bathroom-caused sickness is moreso from people who (EW!!!) don't wash their hands and then touch you or something you ingest. not so much from bare ass to a seat.

even so... i usually carry those little wipeys so that my person is nice and sparkly clean afterwards.... especially if i am on a date. :wink:

[GreatAmericanZero]

The only time my sickness was so bad I had to take off of work was because of a hangover. Thats it

[furie]

i became a bit of a germaphobe a few years back when i worked for INS at the airport. I washed and sanitizer my hands constantly.
I still keep some sanitizer in my cube, but i'm not a nut about it anymore.



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[razorboy]

To the "bare ass" folks..how often are you sick?

I swear, I may be sick once a year..and thats generous. I'm rarely sick. and i haven't had a fever since i was in college (i graduated in 05, i may have had the fever in 03, 5 years ago)

Well, I rarely get sick, but I don't do the bare seat thing, and in all other respects I'm not at all a mysophobe/germaphobe. Just something about the combination of shit and piss and man-ass sweat compels me to draw the line at sitting bare-ass on a public toilet seat.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i became a bit of a germaphobe a few years back when i worked for INS at the airport. I washed and sanitizer my hands constantly.
I still keep some sanitizer in my cube, but i'm not a nut about it anymore.



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for a while, i was weird about the floor of my shower. Not so much germs, but i just thought the "shower floor" was gross, with my loose hairs and what not. I used to wear "flip flops" in my own shower. But when I moved to my new apartment, I just stopped that habit. Now I'm fine. Its weird how easy all these OCD Germ habits can be broken

[furie]

i wear shower shoes at the gym

[GreatAmericanZero]

i wear shower shoes at the gym

i wouldnt even shower at a gym


but its not a germ thing..its just that loose wet hair skeeves me out in a big big way. My own does, but other peoples wet disgusting hair floating around just gets to me

[SatCam]

all bets are off when nature calls and you can't delay any longer. I have been in that situation 3 times I can remember, twice at work and once at grand central/onboard a metro north train.

Once you enter the stall you basically have a spit second to decide whether you want to prolong your suffering while you pile the TP or just sit and rip. I would love to take the time to neatly lay out the TP, but unfortunately it is not that easy....................

[Friday]

for a while, i was weird about the floor of my shower. Not so much germs, but i just thought the "shower floor" was gross, with my loose hairs and what not. I used to wear "flip flops" in my own shower. But when I moved to my new apartment, I just stopped that habit. Now I'm fine. Its weird how easy all these OCD Germ habits can be broken

the floor of the shower is probably more potentially harmful than the toiley.
especially if you are prone to foot fungus or eczema.

but wearing flip flops in your own shower? that's the behavior of a maniac.
unless you didn't clean your shower very often..... :tongue:

[razorboy]

i wear shower shoes at the gym

I was a competitive swimmer for 17 years, and I still couldn't ever go in a locker room shower without wearing flip-flops.

[Kaci Jo]

Unless there's a turd on the seat, I bare-ass it. If it's urine, I wipe it off and still bare-ass it.

[sr71blackbird]

At work I use the seat covers, sometimes two stacked. Out in the rest of the world I would pile on the paper good and thick, and use paper like magazines or catalogs if I had to too. At home or at family I go bare assed, but always wipe the seat.
I know that doctors say that there is nothing to be worried about, etc, but I aint buyin' it.

The strange thing is though, if I was out in the wild and had to assemble logs together to make a crude toilet, I would actually feel less skeevie on a log toilet than a fucking toilet seat used by another human being.

[GreatAmericanZero]

the floor of the shower is probably more potentially harmful than the toiley.
especially if you are prone to foot fungus or eczema.

but wearing flip flops in your own shower? that's the behavior of a maniac.
unless you didn't clean your shower very often..... :tongue:

i started when i was in college..the communal shower was NASTY...and i just couldnt stop for a while cuz i was so grossed out by that experience. But now im over it

[Enabler]

the floor of the shower is probably more potentially harmful than the toiley.
especially if you are prone to foot fungus or eczema.

but wearing flip flops in your own shower? that's the behavior of a maniac.
unless you didn't clean your shower very often..... :tongue:

i started when i was in college..the communal shower was NASTY...and i just couldnt stop for a while cuz i was so grossed out by that experience. But now im over it

Flip flops in the shower is such a college thing. I never even heard of it before or after college. I never wore them in college, but they told us to. And Ive only taken maybe 3 non-hangover related sick days in 5 years. Bare-ass 4 Life!

[Don Stugots]

i piss all over the seat and then walk out.

[GreatAmericanZero]

"Bare Ass" people really are the cool club. We're the COOLEST!

[Drunky McBetidont]

i know i am not alone here. i tap my foot six times and then put my fingers under the wall toward the person in stall next to me. i have been lucky with this so far and i think it is growing in popularity.:innocent:

[DiabloSammich]

Having worked on construction sites for most of my life, and using some of the worst porta johns known to man, I have no fear of public toilets.

Handful of paper, wipe any solids and/or liquids off the seat, and do your thing.

The only time I hover is when backsplash is a real threat.

[Drunky McBetidont]

if you hover you have a vagina and you should always wipe front to back

[TheMojoPin]

Hovering is fucking insane. It's not like it's a 3rd world squatty potty where you're at least opening the bomb bay doors fully...hovering almost certainly ensures hideous smearing and smooshing between the cheeks.

Disgusting. You hoverers are dirtier than the seats you fear.

[EddieMoscone]

Most public restrooms have soap, water and paper towels. If they're too cheap to pay someone to keep it clean, I clean that seat myself. I need to get comfortable.

[PapaBear]

I voted "hold it in", but on the rare occasion that I just can't wait, It's usually severe enough that I just cross my fingers and sit on the seat. In the six years I've been at my current job, I've used their toilet twice.

[Team_Ramrod]

I stand up and pee.... I jst try not to hit the water, cause I don't like the noise it makes.

I sit bare assed on the seat for anything else; whether shitting or picking up congressmen.

I keep it real.

[Thebazile78]

Lets say its an "ok" place. Like an Applebees...some awful people may have used it, but not the toilet bowl Renton goes into in "Trainspotting"


My worst public toilet story is the day R&F were at B.B. Kings doing their "Meet & Greet" when they first came to XM. I got diarrhea on the LIRR and had to use the public toilets at Penn Station (i did toilet tissue that time). Then, as I walked to B.B. Kings, i had to "Drop Mud" again, so I used that McDonalds in Times Square and it was so gross. I was shitting my brains out and then some black people were yelling at me on the other side of the stall "Flush that shit, it smells". So bad

Those two spots are, quite probably, the WORST public toilets in the ENTIRE borough of Manhattan.

Although, with the addition of the "new" NJ Transit concourse in NY Penn, the restrooms in THAT area are newer and MUCH cleaner, although they would benefit from some better ventilation. And I would have to get back to you on where the Men's room is. The bathrooms by the LIRR are pretty damned disgusting on SO many levels. But the lines tend to be shorter/move faster than the lines at the one upstairs on the main Amtrak concourse level. And, whether you believe me or not, as gross as they are, they're usually cleaner than the main level bathrooms.

Which is just plain gross.

I hate the bathroom at the McDonald's in Times Square, but bathrooms at any McDonald's tend to be disgusting. Animals have shit in cleaner places.

Too bad the Starbucks in Times Square doesn't have a bathroom (really; I've checked. Even if you buy something.) I would have told you to use that instead. Starbucks is really solid about enforcing their "restroom for customers only" policy. So much so that they even have functioning locks on the doors.

[Thebazile78]

Hovering is fucking insane. It's not like it's a 3rd world squatty potty where you're at least opening the bomb bay doors fully...hovering almost certainly ensures hideous smearing and smooshing between the cheeks.

Disgusting. You hoverers are dirtier than the seats you fear.

Agreed.

You can definitely tell when a hoverer has been in the stall before you get there; in the ladies' room, there are tell-tale piss droplets on the seat.

The only time I will use a paper seat cover is if there's blood on the seat from a hoverer who's having her period. Ew. Clean up after yourself!

I've started taking the travel-sized antimicrobial wipes in my purse for occasions such as these.

[yojimbo7248]

The only time I will use a paper seat cover is if there's blood on the seat from a hoverer who's having her period. Ew. Clean up after yourself!


Times like this I realize that spending so much time reading the ronfez.net message board isn't a waste of time like my wife, therapist, priest all claim. I just learned something new. I never imagined that women had to deal with this shit...well, blood in this case. I can't imagine nearly sitting down on some strange woman's menstrual blood on a public bathroom toilet seat. This grosses me out on a level that I don't fully understand at the moment. This is one more thing that we men don't have to deal with and I thank god we don't.

[Kaci Jo]

Times like this I realize that spending so much time reading the ronfez.net message board isn't a waste of time like my wife, therapist, priest all claim. I just learned something new. I never imagined that women had to deal with this shit...well, blood in this case. I can't imagine nearly sitting down on some strange woman's menstrual blood on a public bathroom toilet seat. This grosses me out on a level that I don't fully understand at the moment. This is one more thing that we men don't have to deal with and I thank god we don't.

Yeah, women can be disgusting. A woman at my office left a used pad on the floor of the stall once! Gimmee a break people! How did she not notice that she left it there!?

[Don Stugots]

Yeah, women can be disgusting. A woman at my office left a used pad on the floor of the stall once! Gimmee a break people! How did she not notice that she left it there!?

maybe it just fell out.

[~Katja~]

To the "bare ass" folks..how often are you sick?

I swear, I may be sick once a year..and thats generous. I'm rarely sick. and i haven't had a fever since i was in college (i graduated in 05, i may have had the fever in 03, 5 years ago)

it's not about germs and getting sick as much as its disgusting, almost as if a total stranger pisses and shits on you... cause that's what's left behind on these seats.

Even at work I cover the seats... no way will I sit on a seat the fat, sweaty, smelly pig just smeared her leaky vagina puss all over...


all other public toilets I would hover over a paper covered seat... and I flush before I do so

[A.J.]

Hovering is fucking insane. It's not like it's a 3rd world squatty potty where you're at least opening the bomb bay doors fully...hovering almost certainly ensures hideous smearing and smooshing between the cheeks.

Disgusting. You hoverers are dirtier than the seats you fear.

I almost tried the squat holes in Saudi Arabia once but I need a laser guidance system to ensure accuracy in reaching target before I have the confidence to attempt that move.

[Misteriosa]

ive been taught you never EVER sit on a public toilet seat. hovering is the only way to go if you must use a public restroom.

and if you make a mess, you have to clean it up

[EddieMoscone]

In fact, we find four hundred times more bacteria on a desktop that we do on most toilet seats

A couple of years old, but I'm sure nothing has changed.

LINK (http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=1214223&page=1)

[Sue_Bender]

A couple of years old, but I'm sure nothing has changed.

LINK (http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=1214223&page=1)


Who's shitting on their keyboard?





Fucking animals.

[lleeder]

Where's the "lick the seat" option?

[RoseBlood]

ive been taught you never EVER sit on a public toilet seat. hovering is the only way to go if you must use a public restroom.

and if you make a mess, you have to clean it up


This is what I was taught as well. As a child my mother use to actually hold me over a public toilet seat so my little butt stayed clean; she usually did this if she didn't have access to seat covers, wipes or if there just was no other option.

You might want to speak at my mom's job. The director of her Library actually had to hold a speciall staff meeting specifically to address the issue of "proper bathroom etiquette". An employee had a tendancy to leave leaky presents behind her on the toilet seat. :nono:

[GreatAmericanZero]

This is what I was taught as well. As a child my mother use to actually hold me over a public toilet seat so my little butt stayed clean; she usually did this if she didn't have access to seat covers, wipes or if there just was no other option.

You might want to speak at my mom's job. The director of her Library actually had to hold a speciall staff meeting specifically to address the issue of "proper bathroom etiquette". An employee had a tendancy to leave leaky presents behind her on the toilet seat. :nono:

are you a lady Roseblood?


It seems that the women are taught to be more careful about toilet seat than men. could be an anatomical issue. Obviously the way a girl is built is more prone to infection and bacteria and all that stuff. With men, we have an asshole and a small dick hole....we're good to go

[~Katja~]

are you a lady Roseblood?


It seems that the women are taught to be more careful about toilet seat than men. could be an anatomical issue. Obviously the way a girl is built is more prone to infection and bacteria and all that stuff. With men, we have an asshole and a small dick hole....we're good to go

it's also that girls and women have no choice but to use a public bathroom while most guys can just piss on the side of the road or in the street... and only need to sit down for the big jobs....

[GreatAmericanZero]

it's also that girls and women have no choice but to use a public bathroom while most guys can just piss on the side of the road or in the street... and only need to sit down for the big jobs....

true..shit is way easier to hold in than piss. And i do piss all over the place. Remember on R&F when Eastside Dave said he got in trouble for pissing on the "Israeli embassy"? That is right in front of Calico Jacks...i've pissed in the same place (they have a staircase that goes down and it leaves some privacy). having to shit in public is a relatively rare experience compared to how often you have to piss in public

[RoseBlood]

are you a lady Roseblood?


It seems that the women are taught to be more careful about toilet seat than men. could be an anatomical issue. Obviously the way a girl is built is more prone to infection and bacteria and all that stuff. With men, we have an asshole and a small dick hole....we're good to go


Yes, I'm a lady in every sense of the word.

Aside from the obvious anatomical reasons, it's probably stressed to us more because of the frequency we are faced with using a public toilet seat and not just a urinal, bush or side of a building. :tongue:

[GreatAmericanZero]

Yes, I'm a lady in every sense of the word.

Aside from the obvious anatomical reasons, it's probably stressed to us more because of the frequency we are faced with using a public toilet seat and not just a urinal, bush or side of a building. :tongue:

is "Roseblood" a euphemism for your period? Cuz if it is..thats beautiful

[1234Dracula]

I hover above the seat of course.

[RoseBlood]

Obviously the way a girl is built is more prone to infection and bacteria and all that stuff. With men, we have an asshole and a small dick hole....we're good to go

Why hasn't America made use of and popularized the Bidets? I should start a movement.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Yes, I'm a lady in every sense of the word.

Aside from the obvious anatomical reasons, it's probably stressed to us more because of the frequency we are faced with using a public toilet seat and not just a urinal, bush or side of a building. :tongue:

shave that shit. what is this 1974?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Why hasn't America made use of and popularized the Bidets? I should start a movement.

too many people thought they were drinking fountains, big health issues.

[GreatAmericanZero]

shave that shit. what is this 1974?

Innuendo FACE!

[1234Dracula]

shave that shit. what is this 1974?

too many people thought they were drinking fountains, big health issues.

ok-he's trying hard enough. someone put him in the lotd thread.

[Chigworthy]

I don't understand what a layer of massively porous toilet paper is supposed to do other than wick the errant waste from the toilet seat evenly across your buttocks-cheeks.

Also, here's a handy tip for men. The main concern for men when sitting on a public toilet seat is that your wee hole will brush on the seat and send a battalion of e. coli up your urethra. If you work up a raging hard-on before you sit down, your dingus is periscopically safe. Just don't lose the erection partially, or it may mimic a coffee stirrer.

[sr71blackbird]

I keep a supply of these in my car and when I was commuting on the train, I had some in my back pack:

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Potty Toppers (http://www.buzzillions.com/dz_132159_neat_solutions_inc_potty_toppers_reviews )

They are thick and water resistant. Just dont flush them. Kick them to the side when you are done.

[A.J.]

Why hasn't America made use of and popularized the Bidets? I should start a movement.

So to speak.

[MacVittie]

I lay down some toilet tissue, even though I'm sure it makes no difference in terms of germ transmission. It's just something I've always done.

[DolaMight]

are you the guy who wrote "I am gay" on the wall?

[cougarjake13]

i use the cover and a few sheets of toilet paper all around


if its too nasty then ill just hold it

[razorboy]

are you the guy who wrote "I am gay" on the wall?

I drew the bed's eye view of the naked chick laying spread eagle on her back, and oddly enough, the big penis.

[ralphbxny]

I cover the seat like a gentleman in a whore house!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

are you the guy who wrote "I am gay" on the wall?
I wrote
Here I sit all lonely hearted
came to shit but only farted

For the seat, I wipe it off with a wad a TP if it looks suspect and the plop bare assed down. Like what are you going to catch anyway? (Dr. Steve?)