How many times do you crap your pants before it becomes concerning?

[Voreskin]

Just wondering, i tend to shart myself alot.

[IamFogHat]

Um, once.

[cougarjake13]

as long as you have adult diapers you're golden

[Voreskin]

thats the problem... you never see them coming.

[Fallon]

Booooooooooooooooooooo.

[Voreskin]

i wonder if there is something i can do like anus clinches or something.

[cougarjake13]

stop eating at mcdonalds

that'll help a lil bit

[Voreskin]

probably the extreme amount of drinking i have been doing lately.

[MidnightDrinker]

I do it to get out of horrible blind dates.

[SatCam]

is it just coming out without warning or are you trying to fart but shart instead?

[cougarjake13]

probably the extreme amount of drinking i have been doing lately.

stop drinking then

[mikeyboy]

7

[lleeder]

Is this a real thread or just a shocking thread meant to generate heat for your show?

[Death Metal Moe]

When you say "I crap my pants" are we talking about a little in the seat you suddenly feel and know it's too late or a FULL UNLOAD?

Just curious. I would say twice is something to be concerned about. Once is something that could suddenly happen if you're sick, but twice within the same week with no sickness would kinda concern me.

[DarkHippie]

. . . anyone ever have a colonoscopy?

[ahhdurr]

I crap twice - after that, I shower and change.

[Team_Ramrod]

7

Post Whore

[frye hole]

"Are farts lumpy?"

[Foster]

7

phew...only 5 times, I'm still good:smile:

[Foster]

. . . anyone ever have a colonoscopy?

yes...its the night before the colonoscopy that really stinks, and the likelyhood of crapping your pants is increased a tenfold.

[tele7]

oops

[hedges]

Is it like explosive diarhea or is it just shit. Big difference.

[DiabloSammich]

I say, to hell with society and it's "norms."


If it feels good, do it.

[Voreskin]

is it just coming out without warning or are you trying to fart but shart instead?

try and fart and then i shart.

[Tall_James]

as long as you have adult diapers you're golden

Or a dark shade of muddy brown.

[fezident]

Hmmm.... 7 does sound a little low.
I'd like to see that number up around 8 or 9.

Turn your underpants inside out every once in a while. Do the same thing with your jeans too. With enough hard work, I think you could hit double digits. A new record!!




(Olympic fever. Still got it.)

[cougarjake13]

3-5

[Willmore]

If you have to ask, chances are you've done it too many times.

[LaBoob]

Sure, you shart a lot, but you should count your blessings you're not blarting! (blood fart)

Either of which, in excess, is probably a sign you should stop allowing yourself to be anally penetrated.

[Team_Ramrod]

Either of which, in excess, is probably a sign you should stop allowing yourself to be anally penetrated.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!

[ANC]

http://anomalistic.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/oops-i-crapped-my-pants.jpg

[DOHO@HOME]

Depends:lol:once twice three times a lady:flush:

[britneypablo]

my little brother kept crapping his pants during school (yes at the age of 17) because he has to crap often and his teachers wouldnt let him go to the bathroom even though he had a doctors note....so he just started crapping his pants when they wouldnt let him go....he was a very popular star football player so with that being said his friends decided to start crapping their pants as some sort of crapping your pants revolution....i couldnt make this stuff up if i wanted too....

at the end of the day it is safe to say they are all gay and doing eachother in the butt

[Drunky McBetidont]

stop picking on paulo and nofilter paul. they do it for the show.



i shart when i can and no one is around, hense the load of whites with bleach running as we speak.

[Drunky McBetidont]

my little brother kept crapping his pants during school (yes at the age of 17) because he has to crap often and his teachers wouldnt let him go to the bathroom even though he had a doctors note....so he just started crapping his pants when they wouldnt let him go....he was a very popular star football player so with that being said his friends decided to start crapping their pants as some sort of crapping your pants revolution....i couldnt make this stuff up if i wanted too....

at the end of the day it is safe to say they are all gay and doing eachother in the butt

the britneypoopoorevolution?

mojopin doesn't believe you either.

[britneypablo]

well i can tell you that at the time i was at NCSU which is where my dad worked so i rode to school with him and my mother picked me up and it was often times we had to pick my brother up on the way home and my mother would make him sit on the rubber/plastic floor-mat on the seat and it smelled like doodoopies and of course it looked disgusting coming through his pants (while he laughed hysterically)

[Voreskin]

i wish i could crap my pants on purpose to make a point.

[ralphbxny]

1 to 2 some times 3 occasionally 4.

[PapaBear]

One.... Two.... Three....

THREE!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JERB2YJ5L._SL500_AA280_.jpg


Now, if someone could just photoshop an extra "o" to the pic, it will be perfect. I'm too lazy.

[Phil_Nubbs]

I'm only concerned when other people crap my pants.

[cougarjake13]

I'm only concerned when other people crap my pants.


that could be a problem

[Dingbat_Charlie]

i wish i could crap my pants on purpose to make a point.

I do it to get out of horrible blind dates.


you're both in luck. (http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=106b5020b3ae0042d1e6acc01195390c)

[Jughead]

I want to know over what time period..???

[Knowledged_one]

pi

[stump12]

Maybe you should have someone check your pants daily. Like when Dave checks Fez.