Beard Question

[JustJon]

Ok, this question is mainly for the ladies, but I know the guys will chime in too...

I've been rocking the half beard (goatee and moustache) for about 4-5 years now, and I think it might be time for a change...

So I posit this... What should I do with the facial hair? Should I shave it clean? Shave down to a moustache? Grow out the full beard? Should I do some other facial hair configuration?

[RoseBlood]

Hmm I'm not sure yet, but ixnay the mustache idea pronto!!!

Unless you're going for the fu-man-chu.. :unsure:

[Friday]

plant the hair and see if it grows new justjons in your garden.

[HBox]

Ok, this question is mainly for the ladies, but I know the guys will chime in too...

I've been rocking the half beard (goatee and moustache) for about 4-5 years now, and I think it might be time for a change...

So I posit this... What should I do with the facial hair? Should I shave it clean? Shave down to a moustache? Grow out the full beard? Should I do some other facial hair configuration?

Pencil line mustache. DO IT.

[lleeder]

Won't Mikeyboy miss the feel of your beard on the back of his neck?

[KatPw]

Mustache alone can be tough. Fine line between looking up to date and 70's guy (unless that is the look you are going for). Also depends on how you carry yourself.
My husband usually lets the beard grow during the fall/winter, and goes to mustache/goatee during the spring/summer. Keep it tight and close, the grisly Adams doesn't work on a lot of people.

[Death Metal Moe]

Do what I did.

Grow chops baby.

[~Katja~]

make sure it's not the pitzy mustache he was rocking before he left the show. that was awful.

[RoseBlood]

make sure it's not the pitzy mustache he was rocking before he left the show. that was awful.


QFT

[razorboy]

Ive been changing my facial hair habitually for the last eleven or twelve years. I have every conceivable facial hair trimming device currently under production. The only constant has been the burns and the soul patch. I've only gone with the moustache as a joke, or as part of a Halloween gimmick.

[DarkHippie]

Go for the neckbeard

[Hottub]

http://judicial-inc.biz/_ecsta39.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

I haven't been clean shaven since high school.
Since then I've had everything from a 'stache to chops to a goatee to a "bum beard".

Unless you're a cop, very few people can pull off the moustache.

Since Autumn/Winter is coming, I'd go with the full beard. Nice and trimmed.

[Slumbag]

I kinda rocked that same look for a long time. Either mustache and chin, or just chin. About two months ago, I just quit shaving and love it. I'll be rocking a beard til I'm dead.

[DiabloSammich]

Landing strip.

[IMSlacker]

I recommend "The Lemmy"

http://www.tipos.com.br/media/517/20050614-lemmy.jpg

[~Katja~]

of course, if you wanna impress a German gal, this is the way to do it
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_duGOc9nuI5Y/SCr5CojIK7I/AAAAAAAAD5k/CBmxvXxrQKA/%E7%95%99%E8%83%A1%E5%AD%90%E7%9A%84%E6%9C%80%E9%A B%98%E5%A2%83%E7%95%8C.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/140207683_dc27585a0e.jpg?v=0

http://www.neuepresse.de/storage/pic/artikel/dezentral/np/bilddestages/2007/228466_1_baerte.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

do the little patch of hair center and right under the lower lip... may be called french-tickler but not sure?

[~Katja~]

I suggest you post a good head shot and photoshopmike can work out some options, then we all vote

[grlNIN]

Keep the goatee, lose the mustache.

They're for Dads.

[DiabloSammich]

http://www.twadzilla.com/fun/images/beard.jpg

[SatCam]

do the little patch of hair center and right under the lower lip... may be called french-tickler but not sure?

give me a little of that human touch

http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/20080310_Bruce_Springsteen.jpg

[JustJon]

Admittedly I said mustache as a goof. I don't think I could handle that. But I know that if I cut it down to the 'stache, it would be that HHH/Lemmy handlebar. If we did the mustache party that was beng bandied about at the beginning of the summer, it's how I would have gone.

[sr71blackbird]

You might look good with this:

http://z.about.com/d/menshair/1/0/1/0/-/-/chinstrap.jpg

[Don Stugots]

I recommend "The Lemmy"

http://www.tipos.com.br/media/517/20050614-lemmy.jpg

this was going to be my suggestion.

A few years ago, as a goof, i grew in sideburns and I looked 10 years older.

[DarkHippie]

Keep the goatee, lose the mustache.

They're for Dads.

I look really stupid when i shave my stache off

[grlNIN]

Maybe you should just shave the sides then.

[DolaMight]

The best beards are in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.

[mikeyboy]

I grow a beard every so often, but it's a bit patchy, and blondish red in spots. I can't really grow great sideburns either. I've shaved off my beard and left a mustache for a few hours for the sole purpose of skeeving my wife because it really is awful. Really, the only impressive facial hair growth I have is about a two inch wide patch on either side of my mouth that extends to my chin. If there's ever a point where that's the fashion, I'm going to be the coolest.

[Chigworthy]

The best beards are in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.

Nice one!



Anyway, can you broads give us some insight into the feel of various stages of beardal growth and cunnilingus? I understand that the 12-24 hour stubble is like a wood rasp on your dainties, but do y'all like a big bushy one or a baby-face down there?

[TheMojoPin]

Really, the impressive facial is on my chin.

That's not that impressive, but OK, I believe you.

[Chigworthy]

That's not that impressive, but OK, I believe you.

It's incredibly believable.

[ChimneyFish]

I say you go "ZZ Top" with that motherfucker.

I did it years ago, and I was actually asked by the people in the Social Security office if I was Muslim.(this was not too long after 9/11)

[PapaBear]

The best beards are in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.
You saved me from having to think of a witty response.

[Devo37]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/fez_stache.jpg

[A.J.]

Detachable sideburns.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg/180px-Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg

[BinaryBimbo]

I look really stupid when i shave my stache off

Me too; I've had mine since I was 15 - 16, and I feel like a kid with it shaved off.