Crazy questions:

[sr71blackbird]

Ask crazy questions and see what kind of answers people give:


What would happen if some grizzly bears were approached by two fighting humans and the two people were really going at it, yelling and throwing each other around and shit. Would the bears stand around and watch, would they run away, would they attack the two people?

[Death Metal Moe]

Ask crazy questions and see what kind of answers people give:


What would happen if some grizzly bears were approached by two fighting humans and the two people were really going at it, yelling and throwing each other around and shit. Would the bears stand around and watch, would they run away, would they attack the two people?

I've always heard bears will only attack to defend themselves or their cubs so I would think the noise of 2 people fighting would keep the bear away all together.

[JPMNICK]

rename this thread to crazy questions and completely logical answers

[Death Metal Moe]

rename this thread to crazy questions and completely logical answers

Awww shit, I ruined it already didn't I?

[DarkHippie]

The bears would assrape the people

[Chigworthy]

I can't wait for another crazy question.

[midwestjeff]

Why is everyone smoking in here?

[ChrisTheCop]

If youre abducted by aliens, do they let you brush your teeth? and if so, what would you use for toothpaste?

[midwestjeff]

If youre abducted by aliens, do they let you brush your teeth? and if so, what would you use for toothpaste?

Yes, but you have to brush with the same tool they used to do your anal probe.

[jonyrotn]

I've always heard bears will only attack to defend themselves or their cubs so I would think the noise of 2 people fighting would keep the bear away all together.
But??
What if one of the humans was Christopher Robin and the other human was dressed like Winnie The Poo and he had a pot of honey and assless chaps..
Sub question A!
What if they're in the 100 acre wood and Eeyore is now on an antidepresent that's effective in treating his cronic depression and Bi-polar disorder..
Sub question B..
Owl has a tootsie pop lodged in his windpipe but Rabbit's OCD prevents him from rendering proper medical attention at the time,(ie administering mouth to beek resesitation)..AND..
Sub question C..
With all the additional factors in place, is piglet still gonna turn out to be a homo? Even say, if uncle Tigger NEVER touched Piglet's cork screw wee-wee that summer, as a school aged pig?

BTW...I know the answer..

[ChrisTheCop]

But??
What if one of the humans was Christopher Robin and the other human was dressed like Winnie The Poo and he had a pot of honey and assless chaps..
Sub question A!
What if they're in the 100 acre wood and Eeyore is now on an antidepresent that's effective in treating his cronic depression and Bi-polar disorder..
Sub question B..
Owl has a tootsie pop lodged in his windpipe but Rabbit's OCD prevents him from rendering proper medical attention at the time,(ie administering mouth to beek resesitation)..AND..
Sub question C..
With all the additional factors in place, is piglet still gonna turn out to be a homo? Even say, if uncle Tigger NEVER touched Piglet's cork screw wee-wee that summer, as a school aged pig?

BTW...I know the answer..

Oh, bother.

[sr71blackbird]

If you put a sauce pan of gasoline on a stove and slowly heated it, would it boil? Would it just go on fire right away?

[sr71blackbird]

What would happen if you put a toaster in a microwave?

[Death Metal Moe]

What would happen if you put a toaster in a microwave?

I would receive XM radio. At least, according to Iris...

LINGER LONGER!!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

When cats ruled the world, and they complained about their society getting weaker and weaker, was it called the Humanification of America?

[sr71blackbird]

I heard once that a man died when a wooden crate he was storing his nail clippings in in his attic got so heavy that it fell through the ceiling, killing him in his bed. Is this true?

[Devo37]

If you put a sauce pan of gasoline on a stove and slowly heated it, would it boil? Would it just go on fire right away?

if the sauce pan was uncovered, the gas fumes would probably ignite and burn your house down.

[cougarjake13]

if you recieved anal from a shemale who had the yeast infection ??

[IMSlacker]

I heard once that a man died when a wooden crate he was storing his nail clippings in in his attic got so heavy that it fell through the ceiling, killing him in his bed. Is this true?

No. It missed me by a good couple of feet.

[oh_kee_pa]

fact: bears eat beats

[sr71blackbird]

I heard that it requires more calories to digest cabbage than is obtained by eating it alone, so is it theoretical true that if you ate nothing but cabbage that you would eventually starve to death?

[ChimneyFish]

I heard that it requires more calories to digest cabbage than is obtained by eating it alone, so is it theoretical true that if you ate nothing but cabbage that you would eventually starve to death?

No, you would become Irish.

[hedges]

If the moon was made of cheese, and if you could, would you take a big bite?
(Will Ferrel as Harry Caray ripoff)

[tele7]

No, you would become Irish.

or a carny

[Friday]

When cats ruled the world, and they complained about their society getting weaker and weaker, was it called the Humanification of America?

:lol:

[Slumbag]

If aliens came to Earth, and Earth is 75%(?) water, would they want to go underwater and communicate with the fish? I know humans are technologically advanced, but I figure the aliens are too, so they wouldn't give a shit.