Better Sex: Elephant or Donkey?

[dino_electropolis]

It dawned on me that, on the heels of McCain's speech tonite, St. Paul minnesota will be host to some serious, hot and excited conservative sex.


Then i thought, wow, how boring is that.
Which got me thinking:
Who has the hotter better sex life, conservatives and liberals?


Winner gets my vote.

[thejives]

Republican's have trouble penetrating.

They have no exit strategy.

[jauble]

When I was 19 my friend signed me up to go to CPAC with him and some other people because the school paid for it and basically we just got drunk in a hotel. The young republican girls are freaks though 3 different girls in 3 nights oh and there was so much daddys money floating around I didnt pay for a thing.

[Serpico1103]

It dawned on me that, on the heels of McCain's speech tonite, St. Paul minnesota will be host to some serious, hot and excited conservative sex.
Then i thought, wow, how boring is that.
Which got me thinking:
Who has the hotter better sex life, conservatives and liberals?
Winner gets my vote.

There are studies based on demographics; race, income, education. I am not sure if they break it down along party lines. But, I would guess that democrats would have a better sex life. Less oppressed by religion and less social pressures to "behave." Of course, you have to add in the rich conservatives who fly all over banging whores while on work trips.

[dino_electropolis]

When I was 19 my friend signed me up to go to CPAC with him and some other people because the school paid for it and basically we just got drunk in a hotel. The young republican girls are freaks though 3 different girls in 3 nights oh and there was so much daddys money floating around I didnt pay for a thing.

interesting, interesting.......


but what about all those inner city welfare freaks.....

[jauble]

interesting, interesting.......


but what about all those inner city welfare freaks.....

I will say that these were not real republicans, just rich white girls who didnt know any better. They do like making daddy(mommy if your name is Bristol) mad and so that was the fun part. I did hook up with a girl that graduated from my HS 2 years ahead of me because she worked out there.

[dino_electropolis]

I will say that these were not real republicans, just rich white girls who didnt know any better. They do like making daddy(mommy if your name is Bristol) mad and so that was the fun part. I did hook up with a girl that graduated from my HS 2 years ahead of me because she worked out there.

i once had an 3some with 2 migrant strawberry pickers......those sloped spines make for great friction.

[jauble]

i once had an 3some with 2 migrant strawberry pickers......those sloped spines make for great friction.

Im no tucker max, it was mostly the booze and the fact that I was one of the least creepy guys there. I know that seems like a stretch, but it was a conservative conference.

[dino_electropolis]

Im no tucker max, it was mostly the booze and the fact that I was one of the least creepy guys there. I know that seems like a stretch, but it was a conservative conference.

I once had sex with a 6 month pregnant latina in the waiting room of Planned Parenthood while waiting for my gf to tidy up after her abortion.

[utriculus!]

Probably a lot more republicans involved in cuckolding and dominatrix action.

Probably a lot more democrats having threesomes with hot lesbians.






Donkeys win.



(i hate them both politically for the record so I am fairly unbaised)

[dino_electropolis]

i once ran a train on meth abusing hippie named Star with 4 athiests.

[Serpico1103]

i once ran a train on meth abusing hippie named Star with 4 athiests.

I didnt know your Mom's name was Star.:bye:

[MacVittie]

I dunno, I've never heard of an "Elephant Show"

[Yosammity]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11979370/

Looks like Republicans are in the lead in this race.

[robot artist]

interesting, interesting.......


but what about all those inner city welfare freaks.....

Didn't you mean to say community organizers?

[GreatAmericanZero]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11979370/

Looks like Republicans are in the lead in this race.

yeah i remember when this article came out


but its a hard question because im sure ever side has their really good "fuckers" and their bad ones

The Dems do have black people, so they have Lexington Steele and all those great porn stars. Republicans have rich people that can spend money on high class escorts


And on the other side, Democrats will have the super liberal men that don't want to disrespect a chick by doing anything dirty in the bedroom...and Republicans have nuns

[ralphbxny]

I have dated 3 republican chicks and they are more closest freak if you can get it out of them. They do have more hang ups but once you get throught it its Freak a leak!!!

On The Dem side they also have hang ups and stuff but tend to be easier to get past.


Either way I have had a good time with both but I think the Republicans by a nipple.

[A.J.]

It dawned on me that, on the heels of McCain's speech tonite, St. Paul minnesota will be host to some serious, hot and excited conservative sex.

Just stay out of the Minneapolis Airport Men's room.

http://www.loldawgz.com/dawgz/larry_craig_at_urinal.jpg

[drjoek]

Im no tucker max, it was mostly the booze and the fact that I was one of the least creepy guys there. I know that seems like a stretch, but it was a conservative conference.

Don't sell your self short you're REAL creepy.:wink:

[DarkHippie]

I dated a republican chick for a while. She liked to be tied up and forced to do horrible shit. She loved ball gags too.

But she was a one trick pony. liberals are much more open to different experiences.