Virgin for sale! Virgin for sale!

[K.C.]

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/22-year-old-auctioning-off-her-virginity

22-Year-Old Auctioning Off Her Virginity
Wednesday September 10, 2008


Buzz up!

Going once....

A Sacramento State grad is putting her virginity on the auction block to help pay for her studies.

"I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability," the 22-year-old (who uses the pseudonym "Natalie Dylan") says on tonight's The Insider. "I'm ready for the controversy ... I'm ready to do this."

See famous celeb virgins.

Dylan says she's already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status and is also willing to undergo a medical exam.

She says she hopes to net up to a million dollars from the auction, which will take place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch (eBay turned her down).

"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

Howard Stern has denied a report that he is affiliated with the auction.

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/virgin-b.jpg

[Whiskeyportal]

slut

[SatCam]

"I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

they usually have the least money sweetheart

[BlackSpider]

I've never had a virgin, but I would imagine if you could find one, you could get one cheaper than 1 million dollars. NO cunt is worth that much money for a one time deal...

[DarkHippie]

I just started a penny jar for her

[SatCam]

I just started a penny jar for her

maybe we can pool our money and have a gangbang

[DolaMight]

Fez should auction his virginity. If the value of virginity is anything like wine he should be able to fetch 3 times what the 22 year old gets.

[DarkHippie]

maybe we can pool our money and have a gangbang

eiffel tower!!

[cougarjake13]

shes good looking but not worth a mil


she'd be set if she only gets 250,000

[mikeyboy]

I wonder how much Stalker Patti could get.

[Hottub]

A buck three-eighty?

[Bossanova]

I wonder how much Stalker Patti could get.

You fucking sick creep. Keep your bizzare thoughts elswhere sir

[Hottub]

How much for the girls?

http://lh4.ggpht.com/jloughli/R8INQ8WaxYI/AAAAAAAAACw/28fKIo5PLYo/BluesBrothers.jpg

[JPMNICK]

what i always wanted to pay a millions buck for someone to yell how much it hurts the whole time

[Snoogans]

sex with a virgin sucks. Its messy, no fun, usually overly cautious and she has no clue what to do. Who the fuck wants to pay for that

[Hottub]

sex with a virgin sucks. Its messy, no fun, usually overly cautious and she has no clue what to do. Who the fuck wants to pay for that

:bye:

[Snoogans]

:bye:

dont you have enough underage virgins tied up in the basement, CreepTub?

[mikeyboy]

You fucking sick creep. Keep your bizzare thoughts elswhere sir

Re-read this part imagining it in Patti's voice.

"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

[Hottub]

Re-read this part imagining it in Patti's voice.

http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/images/smiley_vomit.gif

[brettmojo]

I'll buy that for a dollar.

[LaBoob]

I would like to chip in a few dollars to buy her some makeup that matches the rest of her body. Her head looks photoshopped.

[Snoogans]

http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/images/smiley_vomit.gif

hey, HutTub, How arrrrrr ya

[Liverspot]

maybe we can pool our money and have a gangbang

We could always pool our money and donate to Big A to do the deed...:wacko:

[razorboy]

Meh. She isn't hideous but she isn't that pretty. LaBoob is right, though. That foundation/fake tan combo is hilarious.

[Snoogans]

also, her frikkin head is HUGE


HEEEED, PAPER, NOW

[DarkHippie]

We could always pool our money and donate to Big A to do the deed...:wacko:

DING DING DING!!! Winnnar winnnar, chicken dinnar!!

I'll throw in my penny jar for that

[razorboy]

also, her frikkin head is HUGE


HEEEED, PAPER, NOW

Her head is like an orange on a toothpick. It has it's own weather system.

[Snoogans]

Her head is like an orange on a toothpick. It has it's own weather system.

TURN OFF THE BAY CITY ROLLERS, ITS TIME FOR THE SOCCER GAME

[Friday]

i hope she uses some of the money to fix her eyebrows.

:smoke:

[NickyL0885]

This girl was on Stern the other day along with her sister and Dennis Hoff. She is pretty hot. They tried to get Artie to buy in but he is seeing someone. She needs the money b/c her and her sister want to go back to school to get their masters. and their dad took out like $40,000 in student loans in their names. so they are also in debt.

[OGC]

That list of celebrity virgins is bizarre. Why isn't Fez listed there ?

[Snoogans]

That list of celebrity virgins is bizarre. Why isn't Fez listed there ?

Is Justine Chapin number 1 on the list?

[Tall_James]

i hope she uses some of the money to fix her eyebrows.

:smoke:

Yeah, she should get those Chola eyebrows.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j258/actionashley_photos/chola.jpg

[mikeyboy]

That list of celebrity virgins is bizarre.

Yeah it is.

http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/coleman_jplacroix.jpg

The 39-year-old actor says sex wasn't a part of his brief marriage to 22-year-old Shannon Price. "It'll happen when it'll happen," he said in February. "And it'll happen for all the right reasons. And no one is going to make it happen any sooner."

Edit: How great would it be if Gary Coleman sexed up Patti?

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/09/30/arts/Muni184.jpg

Heh, heh.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Edit: How great would it be if Gary Coleman sexed up Patti?

He's still on hold, so we could ask.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Back to back lingers. I'm like Carlos Delgado.

[RoseBlood]

I would like to chip in a few dollars to buy her some makeup that matches the rest of her body. Her head looks photoshopped.

Meh. She isn't hideous but she isn't that pretty. LaBoob is right, though. That foundation/fake tan combo is hilarious.

Alot of make-up comes with an SPF in it which makes your face look lighter in photos, it doesn't look good.

[K.C.]

i hope she uses some of the money to fix her eyebrows.

:smoke:

Now now....no need to be catty.

I appreciate any girl who's willing to earn her keep. She's a go-getter!

[Snoogans]

she had to do this in Vegas cause anywhere else its against the law. It would rule if they set up to fuck like in cali at her house and both get nabbed on prostitution charges

[Liverspot]

she had to do this in Vegas cause anywhere else its against the law. It would rule if they set up to fuck like in cali at her house and both get nabbed on prostitution charges

Enter Chris Hanson:laugh:

[Snoogans]

Enter Chris Hanson:laugh:

she is 22. Dont bring your fantasies into this, or we might make you hang out with board creep HotTub

[OGC]

Too bad she's too old for Anthony. Then again he'd probably rip her open with that giant hog of his.

[Snoogans]

Too bad she's too old for Anthony. Then again he'd probably rip her open with that giant hog of his.

that hog would rip open aurora snow

[Team_Ramrod]

I'd bid on the auction but I, in no way, shape, or form deserve the opportunity to ruin a perfectly good girl.

Good luck to this lady and the lucky winner for this auction... may they have great missionary sex, with a lack of anal and shitting on ones chest.

It's just not for me.

[Willmore]

1 million dollars is way too much to pay for banging a virgin.

My price stops at the cost of GHB and a bottle of beer to put it in.


http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4282/jrnlscrubsiw7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[drjoek]

This was a story in the paper yesterday with a big picture of Howie how he was going to be involved with the auction. Now Mr shock jock is denying having anything to do with it
hoo hoo i invented virginity right Robin

[K.C.]

I bet this chick gets a couple hundred thousand at least.

Some guy with fuck you money will do it, just to say he did it.

[Slumbag]

That list of celebrity virgins is bizarre.

Those Jonas kids are fucking weird, man.

[FUNKMAN]

let her keep her virginity, pop her in the butt...

[scottinnj]

let her keep her virginity, pop her in the butt...

What? What? In The Butt?

[tele7]

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/virgin-b.jpg[/QUOTE]

After sex, the winning bidder should ask her if she likes apples.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/minnie-driver-pregnant.jpg

[K.C.]

After sex, the winning bidder should ask her if she likes apples.


Good call.

I knew she looked oddly familiar.

[razorboy]

After sex, the winning bidder should ask her if she likes apples.

I'd take Minnie Driver over the virgin prostitute any day.