A punch to the gut...

[JerseyRich]

Got a text message from an ex that obviously wasn't meant for me. It was sexual in nature and really made me feel like shit to have received it by accident. I know she didn't send it to me on purpose...because she isn't that kind of person.

I texted her back and said, "Make sure you are sending your texts to the right person next time..."

She responded..."Oops, sorry, disregard"

Yea. Easier said than done.:glurps:

[Caseyelan]

Got a text message from an ex that obviously wasn't meant for me. It was sexual in nature and really made me feel like shit to have received it by accident. I know she didn't send it to me on purpose...because she isn't that kind of person.

I texted her back and said, "Make sure you are sending your texts to the right person next time..."

She responded..."Oops, sorry, disregard"

Yea. Easier said than done.:glurps:

I do that sometimes to dave on purpose.

I'm what some may call a "horrible wife"

Fuck her rich. Fuck her right in her phone.

[Furtherman]

Fuck her right in her ear.

His ex is HTG?

[JimmieHats]

Ooofah.

[JPMNICK]

HAHHA casey rules


Rich maybe this was her way to reach out to you and see what was up. like trying to invoke emotions to see how you would respond.

[futool]

Got a text message from an ex that obviously wasn't meant for me. It was sexual in nature and really made me feel like shit to have received it by accident. I know she didn't send it to me on purpose...because she isn't that kind of person.

I texted her back and said, "Make sure you are sending your texts to the right person next time..."

She responded..."Oops, sorry, disregard"

Yea. Easier said than done.:glurps:

Aww Buddy.. That sucks.:sad:





Now walk it off and tell us what it said :devil2:

[JerseyRich]

HAHHA casey rules


Rich maybe this was her way to reach out to you and see what was up. like trying to invoke emotions to see how you would respond.

She is well aware of how I feel...she doesn't need to send a text for that.


I've never fucked anyone in the phone or the ear.


Pussy lips.

[JPMNICK]

She is well aware of how I feel...she doesn't need to send a text for that.


I've never fucked anyone in the phone or the ear.


Pussy lips.

just pretend she gained so much weight that the only type of sexual activity she can have is through electronic means.

[Furtherman]

In all seriousness (I hadn't noticed this was in That's Life), that is terrible but you shouldn't feel bad. It wasn't your fault. It's her fault. That's just irresponsible.

Send her one more text: Delete my number from your phone.

[RAAMONE]

what did it say

just wondering....

[JPMNICK]

In all seriousness (I hadn't noticed this was in That's Life), that is terrible but you shouldn't feel bad. It wasn't your fault. It's her fault. That's just irresponsible.

Send her one more text: Delete my number from your phone.

i agree with this, tell her that you want no more contact

[JerseyRich]

In all seriousness (I hadn't noticed this was in That's Life), that is terrible but you shouldn't feel bad. It wasn't your fault. It's her fault. That's just irresponsible.

Send her one more text: Delete my number from your phone.

She owes me $40...after I get it I'll do as you recommend. :happy:

[futool]

Send her one more text: Delete my number from your phone.

Furtherman fucking nailed it.
That just might be the best advice I've ever heard...

[futool]

She owes me $40...after I get it I'll do as you recommend. :happy:

Dude!!! fuck the 40$...

[JerseyRich]

what did it say

just wondering....

It was more innocuous than you are all imagining...perhaps more flirty than dirty. Still a gut punch.

[dryerdoor]

It was more innocuous than you are all imagining...perhaps more flirty than dirty. Still a gut punch.

Did it end with 'I love you'?

[Tall_James]

Same thing happened to me a couple of times. Its never accidental. Its a cheap way to try and get you interested in her again.

Now, about the $40. Do $40 worth of damage to her car.

Even steven.

[JPMNICK]

Same thing happened to me a couple of times. Its never accidental. Its a cheap way to try and get you interested in her again.

Now, about the $40. Do $40 worth of damage to her car.

Even steven.

that is exactly what I thought too. it is a way to strike up conversation with her coming into it with the upperhand. you have not been paying enough attention to her lately

[dryerdoor]

Same thing happened to me a couple of times. Its never accidental. Its a cheap way to try and get you interested in her again.

Now, about the $40. Do $40 worth of damage to her car.

Even steven.

Like a potato in her muffler. That'll show her.

[reillyluck]

She owes me $40...after I get it I'll do as you recommend. :happy:

you'll probably be waiting for it as long as you waited for the return of your cd

[Furtherman]

She owes me $40...after I get it I'll do as you recommend. :happy:

You've seen Bronx tale, right? She's out of your life for $40 dollars. You got off cheap.

[JerseyRich]

you'll probably be waiting for it as long as you waited for the return of your cd

Still waiting...:furious:

[reillyluck]

Still waiting...:furious:

i'll buy you a new CD and give you the $40.00 just to make sure you are happy.

NOBODY FUCKS WITH RICH!!!!

[Tall_James]

i'll buy you a new CD and give you the $40.00 just to make sure you are happy.

NOBODY FUCKS WITH RICH!!!!

I'll kick in 75 cents for that!

[futool]

that is exactly what I thought too. it is a way to strike up conversation with her coming into it with the upperhand. you have not been paying enough attention to her lately

And... If that the type of person she is, your better off without her.

BEGONE EVIL WENCH!!!!

[reillyluck]

you should text her "god, i would love to stick my dick in your ear"

just for shits n' giggles.

[JerseyRich]

you should text her "god, i would love to stick my dick in your ear"

just for shits n' giggles.

Hahaha! I almost shit just now from giggling so hard.

[reillyluck]

"is your asshole still swollen"

"hey i thought you said the rash wouldnt spread"

"i liked it better when you were wearing it"

"the customer service rep said it should just fall out in a few days, so dont stick any large objects in there anymore"


"no, no. i told you that you were MUCH better than her"

[RickMcCrank47]

She responded..."Oops, sorry, disregard"

Yea. Easier said than done.:glurps:

dude....rough. take a picture while fuckin a new chick and "accidentally" forward it to her...oops!.....-'please disregard' teehee!

[JerseyRich]

"is your asshole still swollen"

"hey i thought you said the rash wouldnt spread"

"i liked it better when you were wearing it"

"the customer service rep said it should just fall out in a few days, so dont stick any large objects in there anymore"


"no, no. i told you that you were MUCH better than her"

I was thinking something more along the lines of:

"Damn...you were screaming so much I thought I was going to split you in half!"

or

"Sorry you are having trouble walking today, I'll be gentle next time...but what fun is that?"

[reillyluck]

I was thinking something more along the lines of:

"Damn...you were screaming so much I thought I was going to split you in half!"

or

"Sorry you are having trouble walking today, I'll be gentle next time...but what fun is that?"

:lol:

exactly!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

just pretend she gained so much weight that the only type of sexual activity she can have is through electronic means.

RonFez.net, the board of the future, bring you: Electronic Sex. (beep) Sex sent. E-lectronically.

[JerseyRich]

RonFez.net, the board of the future, bring you: Electronic Sex. (beep) Sex sent. E-lectronically.

http://flogistondesign.com/images/Lawnmower%20Man.jpg

????

[RoseBlood]

Rich maybe this was her way to reach out to you and see what was up. like trying to invoke emotions to see how you would respond.
that is exactly what I thought too. it is a way to strike up conversation with her coming into it with the upperhand. you have not been paying enough attention to her lately
And... If that the type of person she is, your better off without her.

Agreed futool.. If this is the case, what a lame way of trying to re-connect with you. Just ignore her/it, she'll get the hint soon enough.

She owes me $40...after I get it I'll do as you recommend. :happy:
Dude!!! fuck the 40$...
You've seen Bronx tale, right? She's out of your life for $40 dollars. You got off cheap.

Yup, cut your losses; it's not worth it.

[JPMNICK]

i will give you 50 bucks if you hook her up with flea-man so he can post about how to score a girl

[reillyluck]

i will give you 50 bucks if you hook her up with flea-man so he can post about how to score a girl

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w90/nak123_album/Food/2014.gif

[JerseyRich]

i will give you 50 bucks if you hook her up with flea-man so he can post about how to score a girl

His clothing style is way too gay even for her.

[JerseyRich]

I got my $40 after work.

Helped her bring groceries up from her car...had a pleasant conversation...


...and scratched her car on the way out.



jk.:happy:

[RoseBlood]

I got my $40 after work.

Helped her bring groceries up from her car...had a pleasant conversation...


...and scratched her car on the way out.



jk.:happy:


So you "keeeeeeeeeeeyed"?

Pleasant conversation is overrated anyway :sleep:

[JerseyRich]

So you "keeeeeeeeeeeyed"?

Pleasant conversation is overrated anyway :sleep:

I don't have any anger towards her. I wouldn't ever do anything to damage property or hurt her.


I'm a big softie and a nice guy.:smoke:

[Contra]

big softie and a nice guy turns to cuckold fast, so watch out!

[keithy_19]

you should text her "god, i would love to stick my dick in your ear"

just for shits n' giggles.

I laughed so hard I almsot peed. Thank you.

My ex, about 3 weeks after we broke up sent me a text. I think it went something like this; "I love you baby, I got my first injury today in wildwood."

The I love you fucked with me. I texted her back, and she said sorry that wasn't for you. I'm really sorry.

I later rationalized the text and came to the conclusion the injury she had was to her clitoris and she can't feel any sensation down there.

Score one for the brokenhearted.

[Mafialife Chris]

She owes me $40...after I get it I'll do as you recommend. :happy:

I'll send you the frikkin 40 bucks if you do it now and post her responce.

Edit: I read 1 fucking page and didnt realize there was more talk on this, and he got his 40 bucks.

I stink.

[Mafialife Chris]

I don't have any anger towards her. I wouldn't ever do anything to damage property or hurt her.


I'm a big softie and a nice guy.:smoke:

So you didnt tell her to stop contacting you and to lose your number?

[jauble]

RonFez.net, the board of the future, bring you: Electronic Sex. (beep) Sex sent. E-lectronically.

This line did not get enough credit. Good job Chris.

[Don Stugots]

Send her one more text: Delete my number from your phone.

best idea yet. I agree.