Um, my Urethra just exploded

[IamFogHat]

What the fuck just happened? I was taking a piss like normal, and suddenly, out of my hole came not a stream, not a double barrell as we are all familiar with, but literally an inch long across in diameter stream of piss came out. What the fuck is happening? Am I sick? This should probably be the Dr. Steve forum but I need answers now, there's piss everywhere, I'm not in any discomfort, but I'm totally freaked out. It's like my cock head was slit to be wider or some shit. HELP ME NOW! I value my cock highly!

[Death Metal Moe]

Did the tip of your dick open up somehow or did it just stretch?

[TooLowBrow]

mazel tov!

[Drunky McBetidont]

need backgound. what did you drink/eat today? did you have sex today? on any meds?

[Drunky McBetidont]

mazel tov!

spend any time with a rabbi with a sharp blade?

[IamFogHat]

need backgound. what did you drink/eat today? did you have sex today? on any meds?

I'm on day six of the Nutrisystem program, and I've been getting drunk for like the third straight month, the latter is not unusual.

And to answer Mo, no it didn't open up unusually large, just the piss came out more extremely than I've ever experienced, thus adding to my disturbed state.

[Death Metal Moe]

Well, it was nice knowing you.

You're fucked. You have Pee Hole Disorder.

[Death Metal Moe]

Just kidding of course. I'd say no pain is a good thing, but if it persists I'd seek the advice of a professional. That's what I would do personally.

You may want to go to the emergency room of you are that freaked out.

[TheMojoPin]

I can't even picture this without wincing. It didn't hurt at all?

[whiskyriver]

No pain no problem

[IamFogHat]

I can't even picture this without wincing. It didn't hurt at all?

No, honestly, psychologically that's why I'm so freaked out, like I'm literally positive something must be physiologically wrong, yet it didn't hurt, so what the fuck am I supposed to think?

[TheMojoPin]

Dude, I have no idea. This sounds so bizarre. Ask Dr. Steve!

[Drunky McBetidont]

No pain no problem

agreed. if it still happens by Monday evening you will need to see urologist. just don't let him stick the glass pipit in your pecker because that is cruel and unusual.

[Death Metal Moe]

Maybe your dick is getting bigger. Is your cock molting? You didn't find a lot of dead skin in your boxers in the shape of a tube this morning did you?

[whiskyriver]

Be careful if you jerk off or have sex tonight,you might hurt yourself or someone else.

[AngelAmy]

that sounds really scary....is there any doctor thats always on call that you can call and see if he suggests going to the hospital or something

[ahhdurr]

Jerk off - see what the increase in output is there. Use your monthly baseline as a reference.

Then subtract that from an estimate of the increase in urine discharge (mL).

Take the square root and kiss your ass goodbye. (can I have your stereo?)

[Pitdoc]

I'd have to say , you'd be one of those. "Why the fuck is he bothering ME" patients if you came to the ER for this. . Sometimes if you have a lot of urine in your bladder ,the pressure might force out a bigger stream .there is no problem there. But another answer might be if you had come recently . Dried semen in the urethra can cause unusual streams , including wide ones. again, no problems.

:flush:

[NewYorkDragons80]

http://www.wedogardening.co.uk/images/products/thumbs/1801.jpg

Have you tried turning your dick clockwise?

[AngelAmy]

I'd have to say , you'd be one of those. "Why the fuck is he bothering ME" patients if you came to the ER for this. . Sometimes if you have a lot of urine in your bladder ,the pressure might force out a bigger stream .there is no problem there. But another answer might be if you had come recently . Dried semen in the urethra can cause unusual streams , including wide ones. again, no problems.

:flush:

Well I hope he didnt take my advice then....oopsie

[IamFogHat]

I'd have to say , you'd be one of those. "Why the fuck is he bothering ME" patients if you came to the ER for this. . Sometimes if you have a lot of urine in your bladder ,the pressure might force out a bigger stream .there is no problem there. But another answer might be if you had come recently . Dried semen in the urethra can cause unusual streams , including wide ones. again, no problems.

:flush:

That's good news, it didn't happen again so I'm not worried.

[sr71blackbird]

Its happened to me a few times. I think it is caused by some momentary blockage that the piss blows out, as if part of the pee hole was obstructed by something dried out (use your imagination)/lint/who knows what. I never had any issue after it happened.

[scottinnj]

Man-up and drink some cranberry juice.


But seriously, move the thread to the Ask Dr. Steve forum, and call your doctor.

[FUNKMAN]

are you asian?

that's just crazytalk

[Bob Impact]

This thread made me lightheaded. But then this

Maybe your dick is getting bigger. Is your cock molting? You didn't find a lot of dead skin in your boxers in the shape of a tube this morning did you?

made me laugh like a retard.

[IamFogHat]

This thread made me hard.

Fixed it for ya.

[Bob Impact]

Fixed it for ya.

So fuckin gross.

[Zorro]

Have you been sticking things into your dick?

[FezsAssistant]

you should call Mikey D.

[A.J.]

Man-up and drink some cranberry juice.

Why? Did he get his period?

http://bitterpress.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/the-departed.jpg

[DolaMight]

You're dilating. Just stay calm and breathe and have your spouse drive you to the hospital.

[angelinad128]

Its happened to me a few times. I think it is caused by some momentary blockage that the piss blows out, as if part of the pee hole was obstructed by something dried out (use your imagination)/lint/who knows what. I never had any issue after it happened.

Thank god I don't have a penis

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

[KingGeno]

Don't masturbate with brillo gloves.

but in all seriousness, you should probably go get it checked out. You may have a stone in there that wants to come out. You may have ruptured your urethra... Um..

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/urinary-tract-infections-in-teens-and-adults-topic-overview

Good luck. I wouldn't be going to a message board for possible medical emergency help. I'd call my doctor.