Accountant random photo galley

[SchnitDick]

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4228/dsc01264kl7.jpg


Ooops I didn't mean to post pictures of from when I did rocky horror...here this one is better:

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v118/209/74/22800807/n22800807_31206426_3728.jpg

[JimmieHats]

Did you charge the dolphin for the picture?

[RickMcCrank47]

Did you charge the dolphin for the picture?

no, he just licked his blow hole for him.....sexy

[Westley]

you are so gay shitdick!

[tdawg420]

haha when that tranny picture loaded fullscreen before it shrunk down I got scared. I didn't see who started the thread and thought maybe an accountant put up a picture or herself at work or something. Than half a second later realized what I was seeing. haha. good stuff

Love Trevor

[jlehane3]

I'm very familiar with rocky:huh: horror,and came up with a great line for when Tim:glurps: first appears on screen:wacko:"Oh Look ,GLORIA VANDERBILT" but I was coming up with too :ohmy:many irreverent lines and got bored though I actually went twice in the 80's. It fills a social void for people so it's:wallbash: JUST:wallbash: LIKE:wallbash: SPORTS.:flush:

[JimmieHats]

Lay off the cough syrup. Srsly.

[SchnitDick]

Lay off the cough syrup. Srsly.
Thats Jerry, ignore him like the rest of us
Did you charge the dolphin for the picture?

Of course

[UncleChris77]

Man, I was hoping that this would be a serious thread. I've been taking pictures of my desk all week and creeping out my coworkers.

[RickMcCrank47]

Man, I was hoping that this would be a serious thread. I've been taking pictures of my desk all week and creeping out my coworkers.

yeah right, post that shit!! i took my first video of the creepy guy at work today...lol

i wanna see some desk action!

[SchnitDick]

i need to find some old pics i have of my desk durinng busy season...it was sick

[Chigworthy]

i need to find some old pics i have of my desk durinng busy season...it was sick

By desk do you mean a cot in a tranny hotel?

[debit]

By desk do you mean a cot in a tranny hotel?


CT & Jivin message board line of the day right there!

[jlehane3]

it would absolutely kill me....life is too short to park my ass and get a secretarial butt. (___Y___) wah wah wah wah

[Chigworthy]

it would absolutely kill me....life is too short to park my ass and get a secretarial butt. (___Y___) wah wah wah wah

You wrote the screenplay for Secretary?

[UncleChris77]

You wrote the screenplay for Secretary?

Don't encourage him...

[UncleChris77]

Here is something you just don't see when you're an Oil Worker:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n235/casellic/IRMDesk.jpg

[UncleChris77]

When someone in an Accountant's office goes on an extended vacation, we play practical jokes on them with their desk.

Take, for instance here, where my office neighbor took an extended sick leave and was "replaced" with a Christmas decoration and a squishy brain from a pharmaceutical company:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n235/casellic/IMG_0026.jpg

[Chigworthy]

When someone in an Accountant's office goes on an extended vacation, we play practical jokes on them with their desk.

Take, for instance here, where my office neighbor took an extended sick leave and was "replaced" with a Christmas decoration and a squishy brain from a pharmaceutical company:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n235/casellic/IMG_0026.jpg

From the cavalier loosening of the tie, the casual friday, the clever chair-joke, you Office Workers know how to live life. Sweat-stained hats off.

[RickMcCrank47]

Here is something you just don't see when you're an Oil Worker:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n235/casellic/IRMDesk.jpg

every time i turn in an RO (repair order) i see desks and computers and chairs....im just not allowed to sit in ANY OF THEM. apparently they dont like getting customers dirty by proxy, i think its hilarious.

[UncleChris77]

every time i turn in an RO (repair order) i see desks and computers and chairs....im just not allowed to sit in ANY OF THEM. apparently they dont like getting customers dirty by proxy, i think its hilarious.

I'm an IT guy, so I get to sit at EVERYONE'S desk at some point. Pbbbbbb!

[Chigworthy]

I'm an IT guy, so I get to sit at EVERYONE'S desk at some point. Pbbbbbb!

Imagine all the ass-particles you've mingled with.

[SchnitDick]

Here is a picture I got yesterday of Mariano Rivera announcing there is only 1 game left at Yankee Stadium

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v331/209/74/22800807/n22800807_32273293_5771.jpg

[JustJon]

Here is a picture I got yesterday of Mariano Rivera announcing there is only 1 game left at Yankee Stadium

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v331/209/74/22800807/n22800807_32273293_5771.jpg

What kind of accountant sits in the bleachers? My pics from Saturday are from teh box seats. :tongue:

[~Katja~]

i need to find some old pics i have of my desk durinng busy season...it was sick
because it was overcrowded with all those coupons you clipped?


What kind of accountant sits in the bleachers? My pics from Saturday are from teh box seats. :tongue:

it's Schnit you are talking about... it's not even a question

[JustJon]

it's Schnit you are talking about... it's not even a question

Good point. What was I thinking?

[SchnitDick]

it's Schnit you are talking about... it's not even a question

haha rude and rude...thats where my season tickets are for

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

So I have seen you accountants random pictures, and I figured I'd post up my own. I'm starting to think I am a hybrid. I work in the oilfield with tools and my hands, I wear fire retardant clothing and yet I have a nicer office than most of these so called "accountants" and have meetings in board rooms. I would say the split is exactly 50/50 as to being in my office or out in the field.

So what do you guys think, is there a new breed in the war, the Hybrid??


Here's the pics, this is the hall to my office.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/dead_pedal/IMG_1543.jpg

Here is the board room where I attend meetings.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/dead_pedal/IMG_1544.jpg

Here are a couple of my office.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/dead_pedal/IMG_1545.jpg
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/dead_pedal/IMG_1546.jpg

[RickMcCrank47]

TRAITOR!!!!

attention all oil workers: do not trust Chad in Canada until he comes back to our side.
do not lend him any of your tools
dont help him lift anything
try to avoid all eye contact and conversation
Daywalkers are wiley beast, and you must keep them in your radar at all times

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

TRAITOR!!!!

attention all oil workers: do not trust Chad in Canada until he comes back to our side.
do not lend him any of your tools
dont help him lift anything
try to avoid all eye contact and conversation
Daywalkers are wiley beast, and you must keep them in your radar at all times

So says Mr. Toyota, don't you have a biodiesel unit to go work on?

[RickMcCrank47]

So says Mr. Toyota, don't you have a biodiesel unit to go work on?

no sir! down here in america, TMS USA (toyota motor sales) has not released a diesel fueled vehicle since 1984 corolla wagon had a small diesel engine....which was also availible in the small truck.

although the rumor mill has it that the trucks will soon have a 1 ton diesel to offer the public.....possibly a dualie

but back to the business at hand, until you figure out which side you fight for, you and Benedict Jivin can go sit on the sidelines..... remember, rule number one is pick a side, because if youre undecided, youre getting killed with no mercy....

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

no sir! down here in america, TMS USA (toyota motor sales) has not released a diesel fueled vehicle since 1984 corolla wagon had a small diesel engine....which was also availible in the small truck.

although the rumor mill has it that the trucks will soon have a 1 ton diesel to offer the public.....possibly a dualie

but back to the business at hand, until you figure out which side you fight for, you and Benedict Jivin can go sit on the sidelines..... remember, rule number one is pick a side, because if youre undecided, youre getting killed with no mercy....

That sir is an oxymoron. To be a TRUE oil worker you need to work on strictly american built vehicles having displacements greater than 4.0L and being capable of getting no greater than 17 MPG. Do do anything less would go against the oilfield and is unAmerican.

[RickMcCrank47]

That sir is an oxymoron. To be a TRUE oil worker you need to work on strictly american built vehicles having displacements greater than 4.0L and being capable of getting no greater than 17 MPG. Do do anything less would go against the oilfield and is unAmerican.

is a canadian really trying to tell me how to be an american? didnt you know that green is the new movement in the states. im being UBER-american by working for toyota, who is the most american built carline in america and the most fuel efficient carline.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

is a canadian really trying to tell me how to be an american? didnt you know that green is the new movement in the states. im being UBER-american by working for toyota, who is the most american built carline in america and the most fuel efficient carline.

So what you are saying is American = Anti Oilfield?

[RickMcCrank47]

So what you are saying is American = Anti Oilfield?

are the oil sands not the most pollutant causing places in all of canada??

at least the oil rigs in the US are cleaner and less destructive. and the refineries in the US are being rebuilt and upgraded to be more efficient with less pollution.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

at least the oil rigs in the US are cleaner and less destructive. and the refineries in the US are being rebuilt and upgraded to be more efficient with less pollution.

Are you sure? America is one of the few countries which refused to accept the Kyoto accord, meaning they are refusing to meet the new environmental standards proposed worldwide, unlike Canada who has embraced this new standard. Most reports of the damage caused by the oil sands are from extreme liberals who are blowing things out of proportion.

The truth of the matter is, the oil sands are exactly that sand with oil in it. They don't need to drill for it, it is just sitting there waiting to be picked up and processed, if anything producing the oil sands is helping to clean up the environment.

But let's not bicker or try to have an informed conversation, I suggest we go back to days previous where everybody got along and posted funny pictures and videos. I was just busting balls in previous posts and did not intend anything as a personal attack. In the name of oil worker unity I suggest we smoke 2 joints, 1 for Canada and 1 for the US. :smoke::glurps::smoke::wacko:

[UncleChris77]

So I have seen you accountants random pictures, and I figured I'd post up my own. I'm starting to think I am a hybrid. I work in the oilfield with tools and my hands, I wear fire retardant clothing and yet I have a nicer office than most of these so called "accountants" and have meetings in board rooms. I would say the split is exactly 50/50 as to being in my office or out in the field.

So what do you guys think, is there a new breed in the war, the Hybrid??

Here are a couple of my office.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/dead_pedal/IMG_1545.jpg
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/dead_pedal/IMG_1546.jpg

Whilst you may think you're a hybrid because you come inside sometimes, your desk speaks otherwise, because it looks like it's never used. Only desks in unused, shared, or executive offices look that neat and uncluttered.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Whilst you may think you're a hybrid because you come inside sometimes, your desk speaks otherwise, because it looks like it's never used. Only desks in unused, shared, or executive offices look that neat and uncluttered.

Or the secretary cleans it once a week for me. But I am glad to hear I am strictly Oilfield, it makes me feel less dirty.