who is sue bender really

[patsopinion]

from her myspace we might deduct that she is actually a hot chick (see music selection, only girls like dixie chicks/or is that a rouse)


but she does have a kid... so like maybe 30ish?

maybe its dave macdonald's character because he is not allowed to post as esd according to an agreement he made with the show(which everyone associated is supposed make) which would explain some of the taste in music (the chick bands) but would explain the depth of new music...

so daves a maybe...

or is it f_s...
nooo


any idears?

[PapaBear]

I can't read your post. My AIDS has me giggling too much.

[brettmojo]

Stop drinking.

[patsopinion]

Stop drinking.

im sober
scary huh

[Slumbag]

Maybe you're Sue Bender.
Maybe WE ALL are Sue Bender.
Maybe Sue Bender exists solely to show us the deepest parts of our own selves, and teach us life lessons that we don't have the courage to face.
Maybe Sue Bender is the smile of every baby, or the song that plays only in our hearts.
Maybe Sue Bender is the ANSWER to the question you are asking.





























I mean, probably not. That's all kinda fucking stupid.
It's probably just some dude.

[ChrisBrown]

Maybe you're Sue Bender.
Maybe WE ALL are Sue Bender.
Maybe Sue Bender exists solely to show us the deepest parts of our own selves, and teach us life lessons that we don't have the courage to face.
Maybe Sue Bender is the smile of every baby, or the song that plays only in our hearts.
Maybe Sue Bender is the ANSWER to the question you are asking.
:clap::clap:




























I mean, probably not. That's all kinda fucking stupid.
It's probably just some dude.

:clap::clap:

[sailor]

well, her ip is 68.197.119.184

[Tall_James]

She's a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, flavored with bacon.

[LaBoob]

I've been tracking the clues when left...

Whoever it is, I would like to offer them my virginity. No questions asked!

[sailor]

She's a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, flavored with bacon.

no, she's funny.

[DiabloSammich]

well, her ip is 68.197.119.184



You want HER to quit now?

I'm gonna start calling you sailor pants.



That's a great name actually. Feel free to steal it.

[sailor]

You want HER to quit now?

I'm gonna start calling you sailor pants.



That's a great name actually. Feel free to steal it.

it just fit with the unmasking of a board character.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/sailorpants1.jpg

hott!

[KingGeno]

I hear Sue Bender is really hot, and she walks around in beef jerky and bacon clothing, and has one of them there margarita back packs and stuff.

[EliSnow]

I am Sue Bender.

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActDouglasSpartacus.jpg

[epo]

"In death, a member of RonFez.net has a name. Their name is Sue Bender. Their name is Sue Bender."

[Freakshow]

Sue_Bender is all thing to all men. And maybe one lucky woman.

[DolaMight]

I fucked Sue Bender, trust me, she's all woman. If you're planning on hitting it remember to be nice to her dogs.

[DolaMight]

I am Sue Bender.

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActDouglasSpartacus.jpg

I am Sue Bender
http://www.beingandnothingness.net/Quotes/Pictures/MalcolmX01.jpg

[foodcourtdruide]

Sue Bender did start posting around the time FatSunny went away... hmm.

[Freitag]

Sue Bender did start posting around the time FatSunny went away... hmm.

No, she didn't. In fact, she started posting the same time Gvac left, and some people are suspcious that Sue is Gvac, but if that was the case, it means that Gvac has a weaker spine than Elijah Price.

[AKA]

No, she didn't. In fact, she started posting the same time Gvac left, and some people are suspcious that Sue is Gvac, but if that was the case, it means that Gvac has a weaker spine than Elijah Price.

HA! HA! HA!

[RhinoinMN]

And where does she get those wonderful toys?

[Tall_James]

No, she didn't. In fact, she started posting the same time Gvac left, and some people are suspcious that Sue is Gvac, but if that was the case, it means that Gvac has a weaker spine than Elijah Price.

How many times have you watched "Unbreakable" this month?

[drjoek]

Sue _Bender and i had lunch the other day at a barbeque joint behind a tire shop,just off the interstate. I know who Sue is but we did something that day where, if I tell you who Sue is, I would be in deep trouble with so many people.




"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

[jauble]

"In death, a member of RonFez.net has a name. Their name is Sue Bender. Their name is Sue Bender."

So you are saying that GVAC's name is Robert Paulsen?

[Judge Smails]

She is the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.

[drjoek]

If you sons of bitches chase Sue Bender away Im gonna be real pissed:furious:

[Dougie Brootal]

So you are saying that GVAC's name is Robert Paulsen?

no, but they have the same IP address.

[FUNKMAN]

shock without the jock

[foodcourtdruide]

No, she didn't. In fact, she started posting the same time Gvac left, and some people are suspcious that Sue is Gvac, but if that was the case, it means that Gvac has a weaker spine than Elijah Price.

Ah, so GVAC was FatSunny.

[drjoek]

Ah, so GVAC was FatSunny.

Blasphemy!!!
and so close to the Holy Days

Fat_Sunny
A Life Without Nuts Would Hardly Be Worth Living

Last Activity: 09-24-2007 01:39 PM
Join Date: 10-02-2005

[Sue_Bender]

Blasphemy!!!
and so close to the Holy Days

Fat_Sunny
A Life Without Nuts Would Hardly Be Worth Living

Last Activity: 09-24-2007 01:39 PM
Join Date: 10-02-2005


Why don't you post his I.P. address?





That seems civil.

[drjoek]

http://www.januarymagazine.com/profiles/primages/SueBender.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

It's David Cross.

[Caseyelan]

from her myspace we might deduct that she is actually a hot chick (see music selection, only girls like dixie chicks/or is that a rouse)


but she does have a kid... so like maybe 30ish?

maybe its dave macdonald's character because he is not allowed to post as esd according to an agreement he made with the show(which everyone associated is supposed make) which would explain some of the taste in music (the chick bands) but would explain the depth of new music...

so daves a maybe...

or is it f_s...
nooo


any idears?


I think you are.:smile:

[Sue_Bender]

I think you are.:smile:


I agree, half-heartedly.

[biggestmexi]

sue bender

[RhinoinMN]

I think you are.:smile:

No F'ing way. Unless he could spell and was funny all along and it was just a big ruse.

[ralphbxny]

No F'ing way. Unless he could spell and was funny all along and it was just a big ruse.

He could be the greatest actor we have ever known!!

[IamPixie]

I just hope this doesn't end up in a double rape like in boys don't cry.

[Marc with a c]

I just hope this doesn't end up in a double rape like in boys don't cry.

pish posh.

double rape negates single rape, and makes it a good thing.

[Phil_Nubbs]

from her myspace we might deduct that she is actually a hot chick (see music selection, only girls like dixie chicks/or is that a rouse)


but she does have a kid... so like maybe 30ish?

maybe its dave macdonald's character because he is not allowed to post as esd according to an agreement he made with the show(which everyone associated is supposed make) which would explain some of the taste in music (the chick bands) but would explain the depth of new music...

so daves a maybe...

or is it f_s...
nooo


any idears?



Based on her MySpace page she also likes "Accidental Goat Sodomy". Therefore, the Dixie Chicks bit is probably a lark.

She can't exist. Not in the world we know.

[Sinestro]

I've been tracking the clues when left...

Whoever it is, I would like to offer them my virginity. No questions asked!

So where do you want to meet?:wink:

[Sue_Bender]

So where do you want to meet?:wink:



Somewhere between your ass and balls, I'd reckon.

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, there goes Phil!

[Sue_Bender]

Hey, there goes Phil!



That's what I was thinking.

[TheMojoPin]

He's good people.

[patsopinion]

she even does the "_" like f_s

ladies and gentlemen we've been had

[mendyweiss]

she even does the "_" like f_s

ladies and gentlemen we've been had

Nope, Fat_Sunny Is Hangin Out At The Nevele Grande !

[Jughead]

Nope, Fat_Sunny Is Hangin Out At The Nevele Grande !

Then tell him to send back my CD!!!:furious:

[biozombie]

I don't know, but I wish she would hold me... maybe smother me with a pillow a little bit.

[nukinfuts]

Sue Bender is actually Kayser Soze

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll53/erin6911/MV5BMTAxNDMzMTgyNjReQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

her brother fender is really nice

[Tall_James]

I think she may be one of my in-laws since she has the same last name my wife did when I married her.

[jennysmurf]

Your Mom.

[Leticia]

Sue Bender is actually Patrick Swayze.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

well, her ip is 68.197.119.184
YEAH, see she IS a guy... that last 4 looks like a little dick sticking out.





How bout ya not worry who she is and just enjoy her fine quality posts.


Sue Bender = A-OK

[PapaBear]

Sue Bender is actually Patrick Swayze.
She's a walking miracle.

[patsopinion]

She's a walking miracle.

or a ticking time bomb

[Foster]

a few months ago someone was posting links to a porn site in multiple threads; sue_bender was not amused, so she contacted mikeyboy and had the guy banned.
therefore, I believe sue_bender is really Jerry Falwell.

[KingGeno]

She is the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.

Xenogears? :thumbup: So you are saying Sue Bender is Id?

[IamFogHat]

She's the monster inside all of us.

[nukinfuts]

Sue Bender is one heck of a soccer player.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll53/erin6911/41N6678Z3KL_SS500_.jpg

[cougarjake13]

its bulldogcakes

[AKA]

If it's F_S, I wanna find out when we're going to have that big board party/bash he promised out at his compound - I was waiting all summer for the invite.

But are we sure it's not Bri-Bri?

He has been known to steal peanuts.

http://home.earthlink.net/~copaceticom1/CompletePeanuts.jpghttp://home.earthlink.net/~copaceticom1/CompletePeanuts.jpg

[MacVittie]

http://mugshotdujour.com/florida/the-16-faces-of-denise-dean-4252008

[TheMojoPin]

Bravo.

[underdog]

What ever happened to patsopinion?

[~Katja~]

http://mugshotdujour.com/florida/the-16-faces-of-denise-dean-4252008

why would you do that?

[Dougie Brootal]

My God... I Feel Like Ive Been Raped...

[mikeyboy]

I knew we'd find the source for that cache of pics someday.

[mikeyboy]

why would you do that?

You've got that "there is no Santa Clause" feeling, don't you?

[~Katja~]

I knew we'd find the source for that cache of pics someday.

now someone go and find Britney's and Rosebloods pics

[~Katja~]

You've got that "there is no Santa Clause" feeling, don't you?

in a weird way... we all knew she was not the person in the picture but I did not want to know who that woman was... and now where did she find that kid to match that was posted on the kids thread?

[WampusCrandle]

now someone go and find Britney's and Rosebloods pics

oh god, yes please.

[disneyspy]

this one is kinda hot,in a sue way

http://i42.tinypic.com/106a6vc.jpg

[hammersavage]

now someone go and find Britney's and Rosebloods pics

That's half possible.




Is that the worst looking woman in the world?

[mikeyboy]

now someone go and find Britney's and Rosebloods pics

Gvac is really Rose and Britney.

[~Katja~]

I guess now we know where commish has been lately - killing cats

http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/matthew-selk.bmp

[~Katja~]

this one is kinda hot,in a sue way

http://i42.tinypic.com/106a6vc.jpg

she has pretty deep blue eyes... to get lost in

[WampusCrandle]

http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/david-hochstetler.jpg

looks like one of those creepy brothers from Always Sunny in Philly

[Judge Smails]

Fucker!!! You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger. And you don't mess around with Sue Bender!

[~Katja~]

and they were even present at the last bar night...
http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/triston-macker.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Who's your favorite Sue? For me, it's a toss-up between Happy Sue and Crazy Eyes Sue

http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/denise-dean12-240x300.jpghttp://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/denise-dean-240x300.jpg

[MacVittie]

http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/denise-dean16.jpg

Sue Bender and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

[Drunky McBetidont]

Who's your favorite Sue? For me, it's a toss-up between Happy Sue and Crazy Eyes Sue

http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/denise-dean12-240x300.jpghttp://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/denise-dean-240x300.jpg

crazy eyes win


i saw her crossing the street (on 19 in st petersburg florida)

had the wife and kids in the car i scream, "HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT IS SUE BENDER!!!"
and my family responded with, "who is sue bender?"

i said n/m

[mikeyboy]

in a weird way... we all knew she was not the person in the picture but I did not want to know who that woman was... and now where did she find that kid to match that was posted on the kids thread?

I think I found him. (http://mugshotdujour.com/misc/nathan-weir-possession-of-alcohol-5212008)

[drjoek]

now someone go and find Britney's and Rosebloods pics

I have "found" Britney and Rosebloods pictures a few times:devil2:

[IMSlacker]

I wonder if she has a fantastic singing voice.

[Thomas Merton]

I conflicted because I think everyone should have a real pic in their avatar as I stated in my wildly popular thread on the subject, but like a good board character like Sue Bender and F_Sunny.

[drjoek]

I conflicted because I think everyone should have a real pic in their avatar as I stated in my wildly popular thread on the subject, but like a good board character like Sue Bender and F_Sunny.

Miss Fat_Sunny
:down:

[Jujubees2]

Miss Fat_Sunny
:down:

X2

[Drunky McBetidont]

I think I found him. (http://mugshotdujour.com/misc/nathan-weir-possession-of-alcohol-5212008)

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/uglyoz2.jpg

[~Katja~]

I think I found him. (http://mugshotdujour.com/misc/nathan-weir-possession-of-alcohol-5212008)

I saw that but wasn't sure anymore if that was the pic used in the kids thread

[Sue_Bender]

As if I would use my REAL name...




Denise Dean...on a message board. Jeez.


You guys expect too much. :happy:

[TheMojoPin]

So now someone needs to find out who the other woman is in his sigs.

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://mugshotdujour.com/florida/the-16-faces-of-denise-dean-4252008

she is a baaaaaad girl. i love her more now.

[boosterp]

I guess now we know where commish has been lately - killing cats

http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/matthew-selk.bmp
:thumbup:


Gvac is really Rose and Britney.

Damn, now I am disappointed.

[Foster]

I'm totally floored by this,

she...she...was my MYSPACE FRIEND!!!!

[Sue_Bender]

I'm totally floored by this,

she...she...was my MYSPACE FRIEND!!!!

I'm still your MySpace friend. :happy:

[Freakshow]

I'm still your MySpace friend. :happy:

It can't be friendship, when it's based on LIES!

[Foster]

It can't be friendship, when it's based on LIES!

don't call me a liar :furious:

[Gvac]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tRGbqO6FzZI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tRGbqO6FzZI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Annie Waits]

So now someone needs to find out who the other woman is in his sigs.

why would you say in "his" sigs....she's a woman!!!

[TheMojoPin]

It's a safe bet to just assume everyone on the internet is a guy.

And a creep.

[drjoek]

It's a safe bet to just assume everyone on the internet is a guy.

And a creep.



Sup?

[~Katja~]

It's a safe bet to just assume everyone on the internet is a guy.

And a creep.

my adams apple is really sore today

[Sue_Bender]

my adams apple is really sore today


How's the balls?

[~Katja~]

I'm still your MySpace friend. :happy:

no you are not

[~Katja~]

How's the balls?

sweaty and itchy, yours?

[Foster]

no you are not

how do know who my friends are?

[weekapaugjz]

sue_bender is still real to me, damnit!!!

[Sue_Bender]

sweaty and itchy, yours?


That's quite the assumption, Katja!

[hammersavage]

It's a safe bet to just assume everyone on the internet is a guy.

And a creep.

No bullshit, if there's one thing I learned from posting here a lot in the last 6 months, its this.

[Marc with a c]

No bullshit, if there's one thing I learned from posting here a lot in the last 6 months, its this.

yeah but you learned the hard way.

[hammersavage]

You ain't lying

[TheMojoPin]

Tell me more, tell me more, did he put up a fight?

[hammersavage]

It turned colder, that's where it ends so I told him we'd still be friends. Then we made our true love vow, wonder what he's doin' now

[Mullenax]

Real, fake, or scary fantasy, Sue Bender is fantastic and I'm glad she's around.