R&F XM Listening Thread for 9/16/08

[drjoek]

Are we going down the "men can't take care of kids" road again?

Its the movie/kid care best of

[Sue_Bender]

What is this 1962? Men can't help with raising kids? Rons kids are probably grown but Dave can't handle it?


He can handle it.



He knows shit.







And baby shit is the most predictable.

[epo]

You'd have to check out his after-the-show Blog from 15 days ago. Todays after-the-show Blog will be from the sirius show.

The problem is trying to be disciplined enough not to read ahead. I did about a week ago and it ruined the whole Bree Olson plot for me.

[ANC]

Meh, when people say they don't want to bring a child into the world we're living in it annoys me. Take any decade in the last 100 years and you could make the exact same argument.

[ANC]

And baby shit is the most predictable.

Not always.... :annoyed:

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Is it just me or does Ron sound like the best baby sitter ever? The guy is such a softie.

[drjoek]

"See that I made chocolate milk for ya"

[epo]

Meh, when people say they don't want to bring a child into the world we're living in it annoys me. Take any decade in the last 100 years and you could make the exact same argument.

Kids these days!

[Chip196]

Meh, when people say they don't want to bring a child into the world we're living in it annoys me. Take any decade in the last 100 years and you could make the exact same argument.

QFT ... I can't stand that argument.

[PD]

What is this 1962? Men can't help with raising kids? Rons kids are probably grown but Dave can't handle it?

I have 3 kids; I can do it (and do) but my wife is way more adept at some things.

Like Ronnie said, I try and get my kids to do what I want; my wife (or her mother) does what my kids want first.

[DiabloSammich]

Meh, when people say they don't want to bring a child into the world we're living in it annoys me. Take any decade in the last 100 years and you could make the exact same argument.



Exactly. When people say this, what they really mean is they don't want to have a kid, but are too chickenshit to just say they don't want a baby.

By the way, how did you like Jarhead?

[ANC]

Kids these days!

Thanks Blowhard :wink:

QFT ... I can't stand that argument.

Exactly. When people say this, what they really mean is they don't want to have a kid, but are too chickenshit to just say they don't want a baby.

That caller jacked my argument. :furious:

[Freakshow]

my family was the exact opposite. My mom laid down the law and my dad let me get with all sorts of trouble.

[biggestmexi]

Exactly. When people say this, what they really mean is they don't want to have a kid, but are too chickenshit to just say they don't want a baby.


Or dont want to spend the money on some one else but themselves.

(lilly)

[Fezticle98]

Sweet pickles are great!

"The pregnancy isn't the hard part." Yeah, you would know, Dave.

[EliSnow]

Meh, when people say they don't want to bring a child into the world we're living in it annoys me. Take any decade in the last 100 years and you could make the exact same argument.

Fuck any other decade. Tell them to take compare our society/outlook versus 90% of the world's population. And yet, you don't want to bring a child into our environment?

Bullshit.

People who say this have no perspective for history or what the rest of the world faces.

[angelinad128]

I never got the "wait till your father gets home" line, I was hit by both, lol, the first being which ever was closest.

[ibanez23]

Fuck any other decade. Tell them to take compare our society/outlook versus 90% of the world's population. And yet, you don't want to bring a child into our environment?

Bullshit.

People who say this have no perspective for history or what the rest of the world faces.
Well done sir.:thumbup:

[DiabloSammich]

HAH. Big Kev's show will be pre empted for college football.

[pussyseeker]

fuck the haters

[DiabloSammich]

This should be further evidence that Sleeves is a genius, to make Crazed actually sound like a good songwriter.

"Comet, Comet, clean your toilet"

[EliSnow]

"The rhymes that I choose ...."

I wouldn't be bragging about the rhymes you choose, Crazed.

[KnoxHarrington]

Sleeves is the fucking man.

[IamFogHat]

That Crazed, he's somethin' else.

[ibanez23]

Crazed is goin back to cali, cali, cali. I dont think so.

[hexy68]

i'm still waiting for "Peas Hold"... hope sleeves didn't run out

[hammersavage]

Do what I do, keep a list of what you want to watch. Then check TCM/PBS schedules. You can also check your library if they loan movies. Streaming sites too.

Late to the thread, we also have a Classic Movie Club. Check out some old movies with all of us.

[IamFogHat]

Are there pics of the beard challenge?

[ANC]

Fuck any other decade. Tell them to take compare our society/outlook versus 90% of the world's population. And yet, you don't want to bring a child into our environment?

Bullshit.

People who say this have no perspective for history or what the rest of the world faces.

Let it be known!

[DiabloSammich]

"Dave from Portland's plane spun out over the Lake of Michigan. There were no survivors."

[drjoek]

Are there pics of the beard challenge?

Check out Dave in the beard thread. Looking good

[SP1!]

Could barely even know fez is working today


*edit* Fez still isnt working

[Sue_Bender]

Oooooooooooooooooooooo!

[DiabloSammich]

Ronnie is gonna torpedo this mother fucker!

[drjoek]

New Fez character

[Fezticle98]

Davey Red blows.

Fezzie will destroy him.

[IamFogHat]

I'm scared.

[JimmieHats]

A Fezzie character?!

[biggestmexi]

oh no

[drjoek]

Long lines at the bank

[Heather 8]

BOOOOO-urns!

Wow, a Valley Girl impression. Gag me.

[Heather 8]

Davey Red blows.

Fezzie will destroy him.

O RLY?

[hexy68]

how is this different then "normal" Fez? :blink:

[MisterSmith]

Wait, is this supposed to be funny on its own or is Fez making fun of Davey Red?

I don't get it...

[drjoek]

Doodad ,money thingys

[epo]

"Fez Whatley the guy that doesn't know that much about the economy" knows too much about the economy.

[Recyclerz]

I guess Fez isn't back. :sad:

[Misteriosa]

back... :o

[Willmore]

That was 3 minutes that could have been better spent by watching an abortion happening.

[drjoek]

Great fezzatorial

[angelinad128]

Let it be known. . . this was horrible

[JimmieHats]

That was a great Fezatorial...

[Fezticle98]

I'm having flashbacks of Douchey Franklyn.

[Heather 8]

how is this different then "normal" Fez? :blink:

This one's tear-free. And humor-free.

[DiabloSammich]

Ooof.

[DiabloSammich]

That was a great Fezatorial...



No.


No it wasn't.

[ANC]

BOOOOO-urns!



I was saying Boo-urns...

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/-/A/moleman.jpg

[JimmieHats]

Davey Red FTW.

[Heather 8]

Miss Fez, the Man Who Doesn't Know That Much About Three's Company.

[MisterSmith]

That was 3 minutes that could have been better spent by watching an abortion happening.

Why? It's less comfortable to hear one than to watch one?

[JimmieHats]

Miss Fez, the Man Who Doesn't Know That Much About Three's Company.

qfmft.

[Solace666]

Miss Fez, the Man Who Doesn't Know That Much About Three's Company.

Radio Psychic

[epo]

That was a bad Cleveland Steamer.

[DiabloSammich]

Miss Fez, the Man Who Doesn't Know That Much About Three's Company.



Some body is lurking in our thread and calling in with our lines!

[Heather 8]

Some body is lurking in our thread and calling in with our lines!

That's OK. Hottub says I'm not allowed to ever call in.

[biggestmexi]

Some body is lurking in our thread and calling in with our lines!

u

[Sue_Bender]

Yikes.

[Misteriosa]

wow.. these callers are brutal!

was fezzie's bit that bad?

[DolaMight]

I don't get it, shouldn't he act like he knows alot about the economy but it's obvious he doesn't then Ron points it out as a punchline.

Fez says he doesn't then Ron repeats he doesn't. Ron's part is redundant.

C for effort, B for bad try.

[drjoek]

What is worse Fez's bit or these hayseed callers
These callers will never make the night time show

[PD]

wow.. these callers are brutal!

was fezzie's bit that bad?
it wasnt good but I hate when they all pick on Fezzie.

[JimmieHats]

was fezzie's bit that bad?


No.


Yes.

[MisterSmith]

wow.. these callers are brutal!

was fezzie's bit that bad?

Unfortunately, yes. It made Davey Red look like a George Carlin bit.

[DiabloSammich]

u



Not me.



I'm a shy boy.

[JimmieHats]

307.

[EliSnow]

I don't get it, shouldn't he act like he knows alot about the economy but it's obvious he doesn't then Ron points it out as a punchline.

Fez says he doesn't then Ron repeats he doesn't. Ron's part is redundant.

C for effort, B for bad try.

I disagree.

Debbie Downer doesn't think she's the life of the party.

[RAAMONE]

Some body is lurking in our thread and calling in with our lines!

Kipster

[epo]

Big Ass 307 Hippo calling!

[drjoek]

It was so bad big ass 307 had to change his call in

[hexy68]

big ass 307 budday!!

[DolaMight]

randy really is so much better than his brother. Ace caller.

[epo]

randy really is so much better than his brother. Ace caller.

But Hippo is much better at picking games.

[MisterSmith]

Man, these callers are not being very kind.

It's one thing to have a little fun with it, but some of these people are just being mean.

[DiabloSammich]

Big Ass 307 Hippo calling!



Emphasis on Big Ass.

[Misteriosa]

they are really piling on... i hope fezzie doesnt get all weepy :o

[Sloppy2nds]

Hope Fez doesn't cry

[Sloppy2nds]

they are really piling on... i hope fezzie doesnt get all weepy :o

get out of my head

[DolaMight]

I disagree.

Debbie Downer doesn't think she's the life of the party.

But debbie downer also wasn't funny. That doesn't make your argument.

[bobsnin]

Fez doesn't remember this bit being bad last time, just like he doesn't remember being molested as a child.

[IamFogHat]

TRL was still on?

[Misteriosa]

trl stinks... it was impossible to be in times square during the show's hours

[hexy68]

TRL was still on?

never saw it once...yay me!!! :clap:

[OGC]

Bobby Sherman???

How old is Ron ?

[bobsnin]

Never was a fan either. There was a questionable kid across the hall in the dorms my freshman year that would schedule his classes around it.

[disneyspy]

trl stinks... it was impossible to be in times square during the show's hours

is misti lily?

[EliSnow]

But debbie downer also wasn't funny. That doesn't make your argument.

But it's one example of that type of character that SNL has done forever. They have a character acting a certain way, then having an announcer announce that person being the same way.

Fez isn't the first person to do a similar bit, and I think it's worked with others. The bit wasn't funny, but not becasue of the reason you gave, I think.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

randy really is so much better than his brother. Ace caller.

words hurt


Randy just called me to brag

Sober Randy is the Best

you people who have met drunk Randy , thats a different story

[Badinia]

I'm sorry Lilly can't be a VJ, but she can still be a Va Jay-Jay.

Marilyn Manson was already Marilyn Manson when TRL started in 1998. He was touring with NIN in 1994. He also was never on Wonder Years.

[EliSnow]

This is ridiculous. If it's a choice between blackberry and my wife, I'm choosing my wife.

[MisterSmith]

No you didn't Earl.

[IamFogHat]

For Earl it's just called a Berry.

[bobsnin]

For Earl it's just called a Berry.

:clap:

[MisterSmith]

For Earl it's just called a Berry.

:lol: I was thinking African-American Berry, but yours is better.

[EliSnow]

Do we really want a President who has never surfed for internet porn?

[ANC]

I'm constantly wired. Blackberry, laptop, PC, Cell.. I'd give it all up in a heartbeat.

[KnoxHarrington]

My line would have been "Earl's neighbor must have secured his router"

[MisterSmith]

Do we really want a President who has never surfed for internet porn?



Or surfed the internet for ANY reason. Talk about behind the times and out of touch.

[Freakshow]

Dave doesn't like the internet: :tongue:

East Side Dave
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!! RonFez.net is back!!!!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Earth
Posts: 5,323

[hexy68]

Do we really want a President who has never surfed for internet porn?



do we know obama's surfing habits yet?

[Misteriosa]

Do we really want a President who has never surfed for internet porn?

well maybe he is into magazines.. you know... old school style with the cleopatra jones earth mama bush :p

[A.J.]

This is the only Black Barry I need.

http://www.cactusthree.com/images/mayor.jpg

[A.J.]

I have no cellphone, pager, blackberry...or the internet at home.

[sailor]

i hate when people brag about their radio shows.

[Misteriosa]

fezzie's heart attack groups are full of penelopes :p

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/06/pics/06ppenelope2.jpg

[ANC]

I have no cellphone, pager, blackberry...or the internet at home.

pager...tee hee.

[JimmieHats]

No interwebs makes me go something something...

[A.J.]

pager...tee hee.

Yeah, they still use them around the office.

[SP1!]

I think its when a radio producer says he took 5 hits of acid his first time when you know its a lie.

Lies are really impressive

[ANC]

Yeah, they still use them around the office.

I had no idea they still manufacturer them.

[IamFogHat]

No interwebs makes me go something something...

"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

[JimmieHats]

Dave asked me what one of my tats meant.

He said he wished he put that much thought into some of his. Haha.

[EliSnow]

Did they steal this idea from the Bragging about Stupid Shit thread?

BTW, I have over 10k posts.

[RAAMONE]

i've bragged about parking

when i lived in town i used to actually call my girl and make her look out the window if i got the spot in front of my door

[ANC]

"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

:clap:

[IamFogHat]

Meghan Fox has the worst tattoos.

[Freakshow]

Is Ron watching porn for the plot? :lol:

[JimmieHats]

"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"
Hi five!

[angelinad128]

Back to when Ron mentioned the watch bragging. Is that a guy thing?

[MisterSmith]

Who bragged about grades to their friends? Your parents and grandparents, maybe, but friends?

[KnoxHarrington]

I bet that one caller goes up to people and says "What you readin' for?"

[bobsnin]

The other day I heard a lady say "He's only 3 and he can saw maw-maw". stupid southerners.

[DolaMight]

words hurt


Randy just called me to brag

Sober Randy is the Best

you people who have met drunk Randy , thats a different story

There There, you're good at what you do it's just that whatever you do Randy's just much much better at it than you. It's a compliment.

[IamFogHat]

Hi five!

Haha, bounce pass.

[sailor]

Back to when Ron mentioned the watch bragging. Is that a guy thing?

like chicks with their gucci/versace/et al. bags. it's just a bag.

[JimmieHats]

I know a Jew that brags about his call-ins...

[EliSnow]

Is Ron watching porn for the plot? :lol:

He's got a point though. Sometime the porn's hot because of the set-up. It's hot if a virginal librarian becomes a sex machine, but you don't believe she's a virginal librarian when her tits are tatted up.

[bobsnin]

Who bragged about grades to their friends? Your parents and grandparents, maybe, but friends?

This chic i went to school with would always come up to me after a test and say "what'd you get" hoping I would ask her and she could brag.

[ANC]

Meghan Fox has the worst tattoos.

It works for Kat Von D...

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q246/o0oh_lala0o/famous%20people/kat%20von%20d%20suicide%20girls%20masuimi%20max/kat3.jpg

[Misteriosa]

I know a Jew that brags about his call-ins...

ha! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/highfive2.gif

[MisterSmith]

This chic i went to school with would always come up to me after a test and say "what'd you get" hoping I would ask her and she could brag.

Weird. I would always downplay my grades because I didn't want to look like I was bragging or thought I was better than somebody.

[PD]

Rhino!!

[nate1000]

It works for Kat Von D...

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q246/o0oh_lala0o/famous%20people/kat%20von%20d%20suicide%20girls%20masuimi%20max/kat3.jpg

Sorry, no it doesn't

[Misteriosa]

It works for Kat Von D...

only maoris should get face tats... just sayin

[A.J.]

He's got a point though. Sometime the porn's hot because of the set-up. It's hot if a virginal librarian becomes a sex machine, but you don't believe she's a virginal librarian when her tits are tatted up.

And full of silicone.

[ANC]

People who brag about their business cards.... eh Bateman?

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/american%20psycho%20SPLASH.jpg

[bobsnin]

There was a good bit on 30 rock about back door braggers. "I can't watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch"

[epo]

I bet that one caller goes up to people and says "What you readin' for?"

I read for many reasons, but I guess I the biggest reason is so that I don't become a waffle waitress.

[futool]

I know a Jew that brags about his call-ins...

And he's my personal Hero...

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/551/6a00d83451c29169e200e54hn0.gif

[ANC]

Sorry, no it doesn't

only maoris should get face tats... just sayin

EDIT - It works for me on Kat Von D...

[epo]

Sober Randy is the Best

you people who have met drunk Randy , thats a different story

He hates the Midwest!

[Furtherman]

I know a Jew that brags about his call-ins...

Hey man, that was a hard "J".

[biggestmexi]

I read for many reasons, but I guess I the biggest reason is so that I don't become a waffle waitress.

i wish i had a waffle house around

[Misteriosa]

i wish i had a waffle house around

fucking starving...

[JimmieHats]

Babe Ruth nose :lol:

[DolaMight]

But it's one example of that type of character that SNL has done forever. They have a character acting a certain way, then having an announcer announce that person being the same way.

Fez isn't the first person to do a similar bit, and I think it's worked with others. The bit wasn't funny, but not becasue of the reason you gave, I think.

I see what you mean but I've seen it used flipped to contradict and it was funny. Either way I still like fez, funny, gay, straight or other wise.

Speaking of debbie downer I went back to see if it was as cringe unfunny as I remember.

It was. SNL reminds me of geek kids giggling at inside humor. Look at the unprofessional boobs laughing at their own jokes. Just like weekend update, laughing at their librarian humor.
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[disneyspy]

people who brag about their sports picks
and they're like 0 for 6 in their lox of the day

[MisterSmith]

His girl used to date Sam the Butcher. :laugh:

[epo]

His girl used to date Sam the Butcher. :laugh:

Or his "girl" is actually a man.

[PD]

Tit is one of those 10pm cable words (like Ass).

its ok on F/X etc.

[KnoxHarrington]

Several newspapers, including the Washington Post, printed the quote of Cheney telling Lahey to fuck off unedited.

[bobsnin]

people who brag about their sports picks
and they're like 0 for 6 in their lox of the day

on that note, fantasy sports. "My fantasy team is unbelievable" You got lucky and picked a couple guys who played well. Its not like you assembled a team and trained them.

[biggestmexi]

bye-bye buddays

[Misteriosa]

Several newspapers, including the Washington Post, printed the quote of Cheney telling Lahey to fuck off unedited.

thats probably because darth cheney said it... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/SmileyGiggle.gif

[JimmieHats]

:happy:

S'ya!

[ibanez23]

Fez doesn't know comedy? The caller is obviously an asshole.

[hexy68]

Cya buddays!...hope i find "Peas Hold" in my mailbox later today :bye:

[Misteriosa]

later buddays! :drunk:

[bobsnin]

adios me amigos

[disneyspy]

on that note, fantasy sports. "My fantasy team is unbelievable" You got lucky and picked a couple guys who played well. Its not like you assembled a team and trained them.

ha! you must know my best friend
i kicked his ass in golf yest and he kept comparing our teams
donk later this thread is the best thing bout rf.net(braggin)

[ANC]

Later buddiesssssssssssss.......