View Full Version : Are racist jokes timeless
mailman73
09-17-2008, 03:33 PM
As talked about on this weeks show:
Do you think racist jokes are timeless?
What are some of your favorite racist jokes
DarkHippie
09-17-2008, 03:35 PM
eh, Polish jokes dont have the same zing that they used to
Sue_Bender
09-17-2008, 03:42 PM
eh, Polish jokes dont have the same zing that they used to
The Polish don't have the same zing that they used to.
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 03:47 PM
The Polish don't have the same zing that they used to.
See Sue just proved that Polock jokes still pack a punch.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2008, 03:49 PM
I thought you hippies stick together
DarkHippie
09-17-2008, 03:50 PM
I thought you hippies stick together
quit harshin our buzz, man
britneypablo
09-17-2008, 03:50 PM
they are funny because they are so very true...so of course they are timeless....but our rights are being compromised by the politically correct people....
those liberals wanna put a Sin Tax on my Syntax!
before you know it, Momma jokes wont be allowed anymore because all these loose women wont stop having babies will be offended by YoMomma jokes because it "frustrates" them bc they are moms too...
those are timeless too...so i say fuck you other races and fuck you fat, ugly, or/and/anycombination stupid mothers....the jokes wouldnt be timeless if people wouldnt keep being the living proof...
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 04:11 PM
quit harshin our buzz, man
HAHA! exactly
I thought you hippies stick together
And I thought Jews didn't give their two cents............... oh wait, thats all you people fucking do. Shut it Jinxy
Hottub
09-17-2008, 04:12 PM
Dirty Mick.
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 04:13 PM
Dirty Mick.
Have one fucking famine and people call you dirty
This thread won't end well...
Don Stugots
09-17-2008, 04:16 PM
Have one fucking famine and people call you dirty
how could there be a fucking famine when the place is surrounded by water? trying fishing you drunk pricks.
Hottub
09-17-2008, 04:17 PM
how could there be a fucking famine when the place is surrounded by water? trying fishing you drunk pricks.
:clap::lol:
Oh wait. I'm Irish.
Bite me, wop.
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 04:20 PM
:clap::lol:
Oh wait. I'm Irish.
Bite me, wop.
Seriously, you guinea bastard! Why dont you add an a after every word and go kiss some hair lipped women from that god forsaken country. Fucking assholes bathe in olive oil.
Don Stugots
09-17-2008, 04:21 PM
Seriously, you guinea bastard! Why dont you add an a after every word and go kiss some hair lipped women from that god forsaken country. Fucking assholes bathe in olive oil.
mmmm olive oil baths. Sorry, I can't hear you over the pumping system in my Iroc.
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 04:23 PM
mmmm olive oil baths. Sorry, I can't hear you over the pumping system in my Iroc.
oh yeah well, I can't hear you over the drinking songs and slurred yammering
mailman73
09-17-2008, 04:26 PM
wow 16 posts in and its getting ugly already
patsopinion
09-17-2008, 04:27 PM
http://lashawnbarber.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/blackface.jpg
not funny what so ever
Don Stugots
09-17-2008, 04:29 PM
wow 16 posts in and its getting ugly already
IM from mailman today:
I am tired and week
IM from me is response:
That's because you are a drunk lazy irishmen plus, you suck cock.
jennysmurf
09-17-2008, 04:32 PM
We're all going to Hell.:devil2:
Hottub
09-17-2008, 04:32 PM
IM from Boss' liver: Help me!!
IM from Stugots' back: Wax me!!
IM from Mailman's backbone:
Don Stugots
09-17-2008, 04:34 PM
IM from Boss' liver: Help me!!
IM from Stugots' back: Wax me!!
IM from Mailman's backbone:
HAHAHA. in all fairness to Shawn, I fuck with him all day long. by this time of the day, I am sure he is tired of it.
mailman73
09-17-2008, 04:36 PM
Why do more negros get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
jennysmurf
09-17-2008, 04:36 PM
HAHAHA. in all fairness to Shawn, I fuck with him all day long. by this time of the day, I am sure he is tired of it.
Ewww...gay.
Hottub
09-17-2008, 04:36 PM
He's too drunk to even spell his name right!:laugh:
Hottub
09-17-2008, 04:37 PM
They're easier to spot!
I knew it would come sooner or later.:wallbash:
Don Stugots
09-17-2008, 04:38 PM
I knew it would come sooner or later.:wallbash:
i fixed it.
mailman73
09-17-2008, 04:38 PM
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
mailman73
09-17-2008, 04:41 PM
How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Stugots is on his knees
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 04:57 PM
How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Stugots is on his knees
If thats the case, everywhere Stugots goes we would have to put a GAY in front of it
dino_electropolis
09-17-2008, 05:01 PM
http://lashawnbarber.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/blackface.jpg
not funny what so ever
no?
Then why cant i stop laughing?
dino_electropolis
09-17-2008, 05:02 PM
Why are blacks so tall?
Because they Knee grows!
DarkHippie
09-17-2008, 05:09 PM
What do you call the son of a black and an indian?
A Sioux named Boy
mailman73
09-17-2008, 05:11 PM
If thats the case, everywhere Stugots goes we would have to put a GAY in front of it
your right ....he might have to change the name of the show as well
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 05:13 PM
your right ....he might have to change the name of the show as well
HAHA! Quesedicha Paisans, this is the GAY Don Stugots Show! Although I think that is assumed.
mailman73
09-17-2008, 05:15 PM
there is video of him dressing like a girl
FUNKMAN
09-17-2008, 05:17 PM
how about the combined "mom and racist" jokes?
your mom's like a brick, she only gets laid by mexicans
DarkHippie
09-17-2008, 05:19 PM
An Italian walks into a bar
the bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you"
The Italian says "You have a drink named 'Filthy, greasy, back waxing, pasta eating, IROC driving, wife beating, toilet clogging, ginny wop?'
Feel free to insert any race
FUNKMAN
09-17-2008, 05:19 PM
why did the italians lose their last war
they ordered zitis instead of shells
dino_electropolis
09-17-2008, 05:21 PM
Why do blacks keep chickens in their yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
Bossanova
09-17-2008, 05:26 PM
*Im sorry to all black people, this is to offend Italians*
Why do black people wear Italians on there backs?
Spare parts!
FUNKMAN
09-17-2008, 05:40 PM
what's the preferred lubrication of bullfighters?
oil of OLAY!
OLAY!
OLAY!
Hottub
09-17-2008, 05:45 PM
Regina just got married, and being a traditional woman, was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Regina. Stugots, he's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Stugots took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Regina ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Stugots got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Regina", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Stugots took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Regina ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Stugots took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Stugots, he's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Stugots took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Regina saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Stugots got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
DiabloSammich
09-17-2008, 05:47 PM
What do the tires on an Italian's IROC do when they go flat?
Dago wop, wop, wop ,wop.
In before the lock. SAFE!
FUNKMAN
09-17-2008, 05:47 PM
where did hitler put his armies?
in his sleevies
Hottub
09-17-2008, 05:53 PM
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
FUNKMAN
09-17-2008, 05:56 PM
did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon?
very good food but no atmosphere
Hottub
09-17-2008, 06:07 PM
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast, so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today."
So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry.
His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk. And I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over their little pussy cat, kicking the cat in the process.
The boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"
FUNKMAN
09-17-2008, 06:29 PM
did you hear, Jeffrey Dahmer had to move out of his apartment?
he needed more elbow room
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