I'm so stressed out my back hurts

[Tenbatsuzen]

In the next three weeks, I'm closing on a house, implementing four clients, dealing with new company directives that may or may not entail layoffs, new IRS regulations, impossible lawyers, and did I mention the entire stock market and financial sector imploding?

Good times.


I've got from one field that's a disaster to another. Can someone explain to me how I ended up like this?

I just want to close, see a smile on my wife's face, have a beer, and fall asleep for about four days on my new couch.

[patsopinion]

its not uncommon for phsyc problems to mannifest in a physical way

just keep in mind heart attacks


dr pat recommends:
listen to more atmos motion and the void
and watch more baseball


thatll be 50 bucks
now pay me

[Tall_James]

Well then, this should cheer you up. (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=3860)

[Bob Impact]

I feel your pain. I feel like my hearing loss gets worse on stressful days. As far as the market goes...

I was trying to think of something to say that didn't amount to "It'll get better" but I'm blank. It fucking sucks.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well then, this should cheer you up. (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=3860)

bastard!

[Tall_James]

bastard!

By the way, I snuck into your house and ran a batch on your new couch.

Enjoy your evening!

[~Katja~]

By the way, I snuck into your house and ran a batch on your new couch.

Enjoy your evening!

if by batch you mean some nice chocolate chip cookies... I am sure she will have a great night

[Tenbatsuzen]

By the way, I snuck into your house and ran a batch on your new couch.

Enjoy your evening!

http://www.geocities.com/myfilmspotprofile/AnthonyCumia.jpg

http://www.buttedisposal.com/images/couch_curb2.jpg

[Tall_James]

if by batch you mean some nice chocolate chip cookies... I am sure she will have a great night

It ain't cookies but there was some batter.....BABY BATTER!

ZING!

[Tenbatsuzen]

if by batch you mean some nice chocolate chip cookies... I am sure she will have a great night

You call my chick "he" and now you're calling me a slice? Did communism affect even gender roles over there?

[Tenbatsuzen]

It ain't cookies but there was some batter.....BABY BATTER!

ZING!

I should kick you in the pancreas.

[~Katja~]

You call my chick "he" and now you're calling me a slice? Did communist affect even gender roles over there?

oh snap. I went back to change the he to she... now I know why I mixed up the screen names today...

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, I don't know why, but my wife, the consumate beer snob, is happily drinking Miller High Life. What the FUCK is going on in my life?

[Tenbatsuzen]

oh snap. I went back to change the he to she... now I know why I mixed up the screen names today...

http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif

[~Katja~]

BTW, I don't know why, but my wife, the consumate beer snob, is happily drinking Miller High Life. What the FUCK is going on in my life?

sounds like she is getting ready to have a sex change...

[Tall_James]

BTW, I don't know why, but my wife, the consumate beer snob, is happily drinking Miller High Life. What the FUCK is going on in my life?

Good for her! My father left a case of those things in my basement when he came to visit last month and I begrudgingly opened one up the other night.

CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS BABY!

[Tall_James]

In the next three weeks, I'm closing on a house, implementing four clients, dealing with new company directives that may or may not entail layoffs, new IRS regulations, impossible lawyers, and did I mention the entire stock market and financial sector imploding?

Good times.


At least the Yankees made the post season again....oh wait.

[IrishAlkey]

Shut up, SpandySuzen.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Shut up, SpandySuzen.

When are you inviting me over for dinner?

[Tenbatsuzen]

At least the Yankees made the post season again....oh wait.

I'm hiring an au pair to take dirty pics on your porch.

[~Katja~]

I was an aupair in 97....did not take any incriminating pictures though

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was an aupair in 97....did not take any incriminating pictures though

How's your driving record?

[~Katja~]

How's your driving record?

excellent
but for some reason I was able to handle 3 rowdy kids back then and now can't have the power over my own kid :(

[Tenbatsuzen]

excellent



GET BACK TO WORK JAMES

[patsopinion]

excellent
but for some reason I was able to handle 3 rowdy kids back then and now can't have the power over my own kid :(

communists are allowed to breed
what is this country coming to

[IrishAlkey]

When are you inviting me over for dinner?

7:45

[Tenbatsuzen]

7:45

You do realize I only live 10 mins away from you, right?

[~Katja~]

communists are allowed to breed
what is this country coming to

worse yet, they let us cross the borders and have interracial relationships, just to piss china off

[~Katja~]

You do realize I only live 10 mins away from you, right?

that would make it 7:48 and being tardy is impolite

[IrishAlkey]

that would make it 7:48 and being tardy is impolite

Amen, sister.

Show up on time or not at all!

[mendyweiss]

In Short, Congrats To You And Your Wife On Your New Abode !!!

[Hottub]

You do realize I only live 10 mins away from you, right?

Oh Shit!
That's only 10 minutes more from me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Amen, sister.

Show up on time or not at all!

I want to try Silera's pork. I didn't get a chance to in July.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh Shit!
That's only 10 minutes more from me.

Relax, the restraining order says you can't get within 500 yards of me.

[IrishAlkey]

Oh Shit!
That's only 10 minutes more from me.

We're both fucked.

[Hottub]

We're both fucked.

SSWA.

I propose we meet on neutral ground. Angelo's on Pleasant Ave. SPO's for all!!

Let Liz drive.

[Tenbatsuzen]

SSWA.

I propose we meet on neutral ground. Angelo's on Pleasant Ave. SPO's for all!!

Let Liz drive.

Pardon me, I have to go use the men's room.

[weekapaugjz]

i would recommend getting a massage. they do wonders on stress and back problems. you and your wife could get a couples massage and relax together. with you closing on your house and all im sure your expenses are limited but its worth it. im guessing the spas down in jersey are a little more expensive than here but the place my chick works at its $70 for a 50 minute massage. luckily for me, i get them for free whenever i ask and sometimes with a gratifying happy ending to top it off.

[Hottub]

Pardon me, I have to go use the men's room.

:clap:

[Tenbatsuzen]

:clap:

I have to go to Italy now.

[IrishAlkey]

Luckily, I can use the bathroom sitting at the dinner table.

[Hottub]

So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

[IrishAlkey]

So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

That makes me sound pathetic, in retrospect.

=(

[Tenbatsuzen]

That makes me sound pathetic, in retrospect.

=(

Don't feel bad, I thought it was a big dick joke at first.

[~Katja~]

im guessing the spas down in jersey are a little more expensive than here but the place my chick works at its $70 for a 50 minute massage. luckily for me, i get them for free whenever i ask and sometimes with a gratifying happy ending to top it off.

that's quite a bargain for a taint massage

[IrishAlkey]

Don't feel bad, I thought it was a big dick joke at first.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[JimmieHats]

So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

Gunga la gunga.

[reillyluck]

Luckily, I can use the bathroom sitting at the dinner table.

please pass the jelly.

[Marc with a c]

please pass the jelly.

you're not ready for his jelly

[reillyluck]

you're not ready for his jelly

but...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[Tenbatsuzen]

but...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

They just want your Jordans

[reillyluck]

They just want your Jordans

i might wear a pair on Saturday. NOBODY better lick them.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i might wear a pair on Saturday. NOBODY better lick them.

Whatever happened to Red Reilly?

[reillyluck]

Whatever happened to Red Reilly?

I used a tampon.

[Don Stugots]

i might wear a pair on Saturday. NOBODY better lick them.

i still might be coming to this.

[Chigworthy]

i still might be coming to this.

I'm sure you are. Right now.

[Friday]

be thankful.
your life could certainly be a helluva lot worse.

i have xanax if you need a relaxer for the closing.

for a price, of course... :bye:

[Recyclerz]

In the next three weeks, I'm closing on a house, implementing four clients, dealing with new company directives that may or may not entail layoffs, new IRS regulations, impossible lawyers, and did I mention the entire stock market and financial sector imploding?

Good times.


I've got from one field that's a disaster to another. Can someone explain to me how I ended up like this?

I just want to close, see a smile on my wife's face, have a beer, and fall asleep for about four days on my new couch.

Look on the brightside = only 35 to 40 years until retirement!!

Here's a catchy, if dated, take on your problems:

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[A.J.]

Luckily, I can use the bathroom sitting at the dinner table.

http://www.pigs-in-lipstick.co.uk/images/trident.jpeg

[Tall_James]

Hopefully a good night's rest has you recharged and raring to go!

If not, start drinking early.

[Thebazile78]

Hopefully a good night's rest has you recharged and raring to go!

If not, start drinking early.

Much like Jack Bauer, Matty doesn't sleep.

[Tall_James]

Much like Jack Bauer, Matty doesn't sleep.

Yeah I'd imagine with all that ticking and beeping and the digital clock counting down all around him and his loved ones.

[Freitag]

Much like Jack Bauer, Matty doesn't sleep.

... I wait.

And that's bogus, I've been sleeping on a regular schedule a lot lately.

[Thebazile78]

... I wait.

And that's bogus, I've been sleeping on a regular schedule a lot lately.

I'm making a joke.

Other people made jokes here, why can't I?

[Freitag]

Yeah I'd imagine with all that ticking and beeping and the digital clock counting down all around him and his loved ones.


As part of our layoffs, I just found out my boss inhaled plutonium.

[Tall_James]

As part of our layoffs, I just found out my boss inhaled plutonium.

And poor Edgar...what's to become of him?

[Tall_James]

I'm making a joke.

Other people made jokes here, why can't I?

Because you're a girl.




















































Sorry. I was channelling evil Matty there.

[Tall_James]

I used a tampon.

No love for that line? Funny stuff.

[Freitag]

I'm making a joke.

Other people made jokes here, why can't I?

I was teasing, however, the title change of this thread makes me wonder if the mods can be hypocritical sometimes, especially given which forum this is in.

I know this turned into a joking thread, but it goes against one of the major rules we have for this place.

[Freitag]

Because you're a girl.



Sorry. I was channelling evil Matty there.


How is that different than Normal Matty?

[Thebazile78]

I was teasing, however, the title change of this thread makes me wonder if the mods can be hypocritical sometimes, especially given which forum this is in.

I know this turned into a joking thread, but it goes against one of the major rules we have for this place.

Yes, yes it does.

And, for once, I wasn't being mean to you.

[Hottub]

Matty is right about this forum. Even though this thread slipped into silliness rather quickly.
I will give you the option. I stop the joking in this thread, or move it to another forum.

[Tall_James]

I was teasing, however, the title change of this thread makes me wonder if the mods can be hypocritical sometimes, especially given which forum this is in.

I know this turned into a joking thread, but it goes against one of the major rules we have for this place.

My fault on that one. Sorry about that.

I didn't realize it was in this forum and should have followed protocol. Again, sorry.

[Freitag]

It's weird. The jokes I don't mind, but the title change I do mind. That's my only issue.

[Freitag]

What I'd prefer is to have the title flipped back to what it was originally and it can be dumped into the confessional.

[~Katja~]

why not just move it into a different forum.
And why be so uptight about a mod's silliness... they are just human and sometimes a joke follows another and things get silly... THAT'S LIFE... goes with the forum if you ask me.

[Thebazile78]

why not just move it into a different forum.
And why be so uptight about a mod's silliness... they are just human and sometimes a joke follows another and things get silly... THAT'S LIFE... goes with the forum if you ask me.

But we like our little rules at our little board.

And, for this particular forum, the rules are posted with a sticky (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=52177) so nobody forgets.

[~Katja~]

But we like our little rules at our little board.

And, for this particular forum, the rules are posted with a sticky (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=52177) so nobody forgets.

people posting in this forum are seeking actual assitance or advice.

Was he really? maybe it was sorta posted in the wrong forum to begin with.
It did not seem like he was distraught by the replies and joined into the conversation. So again... why not just move it outta here and move on.

[Freitag]

Was he really? maybe it was sorta posted in the wrong forum to begin with.
It did not seem like he was distraught by the replies and joined into the conversation. So again... why not just move it outta here and move on.

It was posting as a venting and as I don't usually start threads, I didn't want it turning into a disaster.

However, laughter is sometimes the best medicine, so it was a good stress breaker for me. I just thought the title change made the tone of the thread a joke to begin with where anyone could jump in and bust balls, which is what I didn't want.

[Bossanova]

So I took all day coming up with a great taint joke and now its wasted. Thanks alot Freitagsuzen

[Tall_James]

Gotta respect the rules of the forum.

Without rules, it's anarchy. Which is nice in its own way.

[Thebazile78]

Gotta respect the rules of the forum.

Without rules, it's anarchy. Which is nice in its own way.

Dude, that's gotta go in the new FAQ!

[Chigworthy]

It was posting as a venting and as I don't usually start threads, I didn't want it turning into a disaster.

However, laughter is sometimes the best medicine, so it was a good stress breaker for me. I just thought the title change made the tone of the thread a joke to begin with where anyone could jump in and bust balls, which is what I didn't want.

Interesting.....