Personal Life

[at least pretend]

Hi all. I've listened since they started on FreeFM. I have not really heard most of their XM shows.

I was just wondering. Does anyone know anything about Ron and Fez's personal lives?

All I've picked up so far is that Ron is divorced with two kids. Fez is depressed. And Ron had a drug problem.

Everything else they say seems like a joke.

Just wondering, thanks all.

[KatPw]

Fez has a cat named Skippy.

[Dougie Brootal]

Hi all. I've listened since they started on FreeFM. I have not really heard most of their XM shows.

I was just wondering. Does anyone know anything about Ron and Fez's personal lives?

All I've picked up so far is that Ron is divorced with two kids. Fez is depressed. And Ron had a drug problem.

Everything else they say seems like a joke.

Just wondering, thanks all.

ron has a blog he updates daily where he talks about his personal life as far as his family and his past. i cant remember the address or id give it to you. just google it i guess.

[Earlshog]

Jay Mohr considers Fez Whatley of Ron and Fez one of his closest friends

[TooLowBrow]

Fez has a cat named Skippy.

fez also has a cat named fuzz whatley

[Earlshog]

Ron Bennington once saved a mans life during a coke deal that went bad.

[KnoxHarrington]

ron has a blog he updates daily where he talks about his personal life as far as his family and his past. i cant remember the address or id give it to you. just google it i guess.


That story of how his son Timmy kept pronouncing "spaghetti" as "piz-getti" was so precious!

[badorties]

fez helped deliver glad bag lady's subway baby

[JerseyRich]

That story of how his son Timmy kept pronouncing "spaghetti" as "piz-getti" was so precious!

Nooooooooo!

He's the one who says things.

[Earlshog]

Ron was hailed by the New York post as "the cell phone superman"

[Knowledged_one]

Ron is Earls dad

and Fez is Lily's biological father

its all in Rons blog and Fez's video blog

[dryerdoor]

Nooooooooo!

He's the one who says things.

Pretund, *slurp*, that you guys are robots *slurp* and I'm the Master...

[dryerdoor]

Ron, in his personal life, fights crimes against whites and conveniently gets blacks arrested. Fez is a socialite in the Upper East Side.

[Dougie Brootal]

That story of how his son Timmy kept pronouncing "spaghetti" as "piz-getti" was so precious!

yeah, its a shame what happened to timmy... so sad...:glurps:

[DolaMight]

Hi all. I've listened since they started on FreeFM. I have not really heard most of their XM shows.

I was just wondering. Does anyone know anything about Ron and Fez's personal lives?


Ron had a Frrrozen Hot Chocolate yesterday. Fez couldn't pick up his cat because it can be a bit panicky sometimes.

Check back tomorrow for more updates.

[Jujubees2]

Growing up, Fez's family had a handyman named Bobo.

[at least pretend]

Damnit, I knew I wouldn't get a real answer.

Thanks anyways

[commish13]

From what I've heard, Fez is only a character, and when he leaves the show he goes home to his lovely wife and kids, although by now his kids are probably in their mid-late teens.

This is just what I've heard from my reliable sources, of course.

:wacko:

[KC2OSO]

I know Fez can often be seen 'round town with the Baldwin brothers.

[Earlshog]

Fez has requested Northern Virgina be his final resting place

[nate1000]

Fez is engaged to a lovely young lady from Niagara Falls. (I'm in Buffalo, she really is lovely)

And Ron don't know shit 'bout no god damned submarine. Got it?

[Knowledged_one]

Damnit, I knew I wouldn't get a real answer.

Thanks anyways

No thank you

[patsopinion]

ron is credited for the invention of both smoke pants and the wildly popular tv show lost


he also returned a man his cell phone

[ibanez23]

Ron likes biking,hiking,long walks on the beach,movies and has a lust for life.Fez doesn't.

[at least pretend]

I'm kind of just wondering what they are like outside of the show. I know a lot of you have probably been to events and met them.

Is Ron like he is on the show in real life? Is his sense of humor the same when talking to him?

He seems like the coolest guy. Always calm and cool, and always confident.

[Tall_James]

Here's a serious answer.

We're a different kind of messageboard. The kind that respects the hosts of the show that we love. We don't concern ourselves with their personal lives unless they themselves bring it up on the air (God bless you Dave) and we respect their desire for privacy.

That being said, many members of this board can tell you of meeting Ron, Fez and other members of their staff outside the confines of the studio and from most accounts, they have been nothing but incredibly open, friendly and accessible.

We don't need to delve further into their personal lives because, frankly, its none of our business.

And, as said before, you can read all about it on Ron's blog.

[Jujubees2]

Fez is engaged to a lovely young lady from Niagara Falls. (I'm in Buffalo, she really is lovely)

And Ron don't know shit 'bout no god damned submarine. Got it?

I thought Fez broke it off with his fiancée from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. I heard that his fiancée was heartbroken. The poor guy didn't sleep for days.

[Knowledged_one]

I'm kind of just wondering what they are like outside of the show. I know a lot of you have probably been to events and met them.

Is Ron like he is on the show in real life? Is his sense of humor the same when talking to him?

He seems like the coolest guy. Always calm and cool, and always confident.

well heres the thing, Ron isnt a real person, its just a character that Fez does, they have been fooling people for years with that gag

[at least pretend]

Tall James, I'm aware of that.

I am not asking for any "inside information." I am wondering about things I may not have heard on air or heard in person.

[patsopinion]

well heres the thing, Ron isnt a real person, its just a character that Fez does, they have been fooling people for years with that gag

and ron diaz is actually dave mcdonald
its fucking brilliant

[Tall_James]

Tall James, I'm aware of that.

I am not asking for any "inside information." I am wondering about things I may not have heard on air or heard in person.

But isn't that, by definition, "inside information" that you're looking for?

[Dougie Brootal]

ive never been to a party or met them.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i thought Ron and Fez were married to eachother

[at least pretend]

Tall James - No...and that makes no sense.

[ozzie]

I'llbegoddammed. Fez's Brother is heretatellyasumfin. He'sabouttakickitupanawtch!

[hereintheUK]

Fez has a son called Jonah Bobo.

[Knowledged_one]

Internet stalker of Ron and Fez they are soooooooooooooo lucky

[Lady Resin]

Fezzie's bathroom is decorated with a Tampa Bay theme. He has a balcony that he doesn't use.

[hereintheUK]

Ron has a nemesis only known as Smithy.

[at least pretend]

nevermind

[badorties]

ron is credited for the invention of both smoke pants and the wildly popular tv show lost

he also returned a man his cell phone

he's also the author of 'murder at the superbowl' and creator of the hit comic 'man-man'

[Lady Resin]

Fez has a cat named Skippy.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1052/1331706286_a9cd2083fb_m.jpg

Was that the shirt Fez had on today?:wink:

[ozzie]

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room.
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs.
Judy jumped in front of a subway train.
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein.
And Eddie, Ron misses you more than all the others, and Ron salutes you brother.

They were all his friends, and they died.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Ron grew up in Philly and became a carnie at some point and later went on to stand-up comedy which led to his radio gig. Fez grew up in Pinellis Park, FL and got his start as a caller to the Ron & Ron show. Ron has never been in a fair fight in his life and at some point knocked up an Irish woman who gave birth to Mooch 9 months later. Fez is a die-hard wrestling fan, though this has been called into question by Primetime Sam Roberts.

There. I think that's a good mix of ball-busting and actual info.

[Contra]

Ron is my father's brother's cousin's roommate, which makes us absolutely nothing!

[Sue_Bender]

This thread is full of fakery.

[thejives]

I hope Ron is reading this thread so much.

[Sue_Bender]

I hope Ron is reading this thread so much.

Is Ron the "gay" one, or the funny one?

[Lady Resin]

When Ron is starvin' Earl always has everything he requests.

[TooLowBrow]

When Ron is starvin' Earl always has everything he requests.

"...on earth 2"

[thejives]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Ron's time in Vietnam and Fez's obsession with Cambodian boys.

And why are you all silent about the stunning advances to come out of the Ron and Fez laboratories?

[Lady Resin]

I hope Ron is reading this thread so much.

He's to busy updating his blog.

[thejives]

Blog? What do you people live in the stone age?

You've got to check out Ron's twitter stream.

[Devo37]

ron's childhood nickname was Tex.

[Jughead]

Fez hates Slurpies...

[tileslinger]

I think I rember Ron saying that he was raised by a toothless bearded hag and that once he took a date to an Allman Brothers show. He took the date home at the begining of "Whipping Post" and when he came back to the show they were almost done with the song.

I hope this helps.

[led37zep]

Fuck it...if you people aren't going to answer the man I will.


Ron does all the voices for the show except Dave.


Seriously guys...the guy just wants to know more about the show...we don't need to fuck with him.

[thejives]

Fuck it...if you people aren't going to answer the man I will.


Ron does all the voices for the show except Dave.


Seriously guys...the guy just wants to know more about the show...we don't need to fuck with him.

Now you've gone and fucked the bit, zep.

Christ, what's next, are you going to tell him the truth about Earl Douglas +2?

[nassue]

I thought Fez broke it off with his fiancée from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. I heard that his fiancée was heartbroken. The poor guy didn't sleep for days.

he was heartbroken.... until he started dating dawn cumia ; "anthony's sister"

she wrote a song about it and i also think they have a kid...........



.....who looks a lot like fat opie............


who looks like opie ................ except MUCH heavier

[Meataball23]

Tex and Todd, as they're known in personal circles, are hilarious all the time maybe even more so off air.

Ive heard that Tex loves to make small talk with strangers and has the ability to travel through time. He saw Babe Ruth call his shot!

Todd went to the short hills mall with money from o&a when he was down on his luck.

[Don Stugots]

In real life Ron is a wall flower and never speaks to anyone at events. Fez likes to take his clothes off when he drinks too much.

[Chigworthy]

ronandfez.com invented the on-air internets blogcast.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Fez still has dial up internet and is willing to buy a plane ticket for his brother to come up from Florida to fix his 15 year old TV. Some would call him cheap, though I'm sure the ticket would have been far more expensive than buying a comparable new TV.

And when I type TV I'm just using the short for for transvestite.

[Don Stugots]

Fez eats at only the finest restaurants.

[Lady Resin]

Ron has an oil paiting of Gvac over his fireplace.

[ahhdurr]

Ron is a man - with the powers of a man. He wears smoke pants. He smokes cigars ... what kind? The kind that burn.

He's been known to patronize street vendors selling "hot fish" - (mistuh)... He's fond of Alice's Restaurant every Thanksgiving. He celebrates Winter Carnival. He's openly on the payroll of Harpo Marx productions. If you break into his house and crash on his couch - you will awaken to a meat cleaver and a hammer.

Ron knows what's in the Pulp Fiction briefcase with certainty. Ron once swam the Amazon river and is known up and down that tributary as "Big White Poppa". The "R" in RCA records was derived from his first initial - the "CA" is just for show.

Ron once calmed three rowdy yak by means of humming Al Green's "Let's Stay Together". His ancestors were key in repealing the 18th amendment. Ron is responsible for the addition of "Daddy-O" to American slang vernacular. It is said that he has a dog-eat-dog sly smile. He fishes with his bare hands, has conclusive evidence of an afterlife, dated the select female cast members of the hit TV show FAME and owns half of Central Park.

[Don Stugots]

Ron has an oil paiting of Gvac over his fireplace.

hahahaha.

[Lady Resin]

hahahaha.


:wink:

[led37zep]

Now you've gone and fucked the bit, zep.

Christ, what's next, are you going to tell him the truth about Earl Douglas +2?

Don't get me started on E2, I'm pretty sure thats the main reason buzzard doesn't post here anymore.

[happytypinggirl]

Damnit, I knew I wouldn't get a real answer.

Thanks anyways

tell us your personal life first.

[Slumbag]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Ron's time in Vietnam.
Not to mention Ron's time in Canada......where he had to "leave" for one reason or another.

[jennysmurf]

This thread has made my day! Is it wrong to love a messageboard?

[thejives]

This thread has made my day! Is it wrong to love a messageboard?

yes. stop it now.

or we'll make you read all hippo's bacon posts.

[jennysmurf]

yes. stop it now.

or we'll make you read all hippo's bacon posts.

Ouch! Well, I guess love is supposed to hurt.

[thejives]

Ouch! Well, I guess love is supposed to hurt.

This is beyond hurt.

Do you have any idea how many times (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/search.php?searchid=1092500) hippo has mentioned bacon?

[jennysmurf]

This is beyond hurt.

Do you have any idea how many times (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/search.php?searchid=1092500) hippo has mentioned bacon?

Wow! Okay, okay, I'll back down. This messagboard is slutty anyway. That's no basis for a relationship.

[thejives]

Wow! Okay, okay, I'll back down. This messagboard is slutty anyway. That's no basis for a relationship.

It's all about sex with you isn't it.

you'll go far.

[jennysmurf]

It's all about sex with you isn't it.

you'll go far.

Well, good day to you sir! I said good day!

[thejives]

Well, good day to you sir! I said good day!

Now you're just turning me on.

[jennysmurf]

Now you're just turning me on.

Then my work here is done.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i thought ron and fez were just characters that opie and anthony do after their show is over? wtf, ron is divorced and fez's kid is in the new movie choke? fuck all this shit. i am out of here!

[ahhdurr]

tell us your personal life first.

Well... I'm nosey. For starters.

It all started when I wondered what mother and father were doing in the bedroom. Then I went deaf dumb and blind. Then I played pinball. Then I asked a stupid question on a message board and should really stop defending it.

Most people are forgiving here if you just let your own shitheadedness die a quiet death.

[weekapaugjz]

Fez was once the leader of infamous cane pole gang in his youth. He wouldn't take shit from anyone especially retarded girls.

[PapaBear]

But you can't always trust them.

Ronald Nesbitt Bennington is a former United States naval officer and former Democratic United States Representative from the 2nd congressional district in Texas.

He is best known for leading Congress into supporting the largest-ever CIA covert operation, which supplied the Afghan mujahideen during the Soviet war in Afghanistan after the communist Democratic Republic of Afghanistan took over during the Afghan Civil War and asked the Soviet Union to help suppress resistance from Mujahideen.

Bennington was notorious for his personal life, particularly drinking and womanizing, and picked up the nickname "Good Time Ronnie".
Fez Marrie Whatley was the independent inventor of the intermittent windshield wiper systems used on most vehicles from 1969 to the present.

Dr. Whatley's claim to fame was winning one of the most well-known patent cases against a major corporation—in his case, Ford and Chrysler. He invented and patented the intermittent windshield wiper mechanism for use in light rain or mist and tried to interest the big auto makers in it. They all rejected his idea, and then some auto makers proceeded to install intermittent wipers in their cars beginning in 1969. He had received his patents in 1967. He started legal actions against Ford in 1978 and Chrysler in 1982. By 1995, after many court battles reaching to the Supreme Court, he had recieved approximately $30 million in compensation for their non-deliberate patent infringement.

[oldladyfacepuncher]

Good to see some one is keeping Wikipedia up to date. They really need a proofreader though.

On September 11 2008, Black Earl Douglas, formally beloved producer of the Ron and Fez show, was involved with what some call the most appalling radio "bit" in history. On the anniversary of the most devastating attack on American soil since pearl harbour, Earl Douglas engaged in a sex act with pornography star Bree Olsen during the Opie and Anthony Show which proceeds Ron and Fez. It should be noted that Earl Douglas and Bree Olsen are not legally wed and that mutual masterbation is regarded as a sin amongst Baptist Church congregations, one of which Mr. Douglas is a member. In the days prior to this Earl had been calling for the dismissal of fellow producer "East Side" David MacDonald for alleged incidents involving fecal matter on the Opie and Anthony Show.

[at least pretend]

I listen to the show as much as humanly possible.

I was not intending to be nosey.
I get all the sarcasm on the board and I love it. But I was asking a genuine question.

Paperbag, you're just being malicious for no reason. I don't get it.

[Chimee]

Good to see some one is keeping Wikipedia up to date. They really need a proofreader though.

Earl Olbermann?

[Don Stugots]

Well, good day to you sir! I said good day!

rejected again? sorry honey.

[MM2]

Every once in awhile Fez enjoys a nice meal of ants with a side of doughnuts.

He also makes love to cupcakes.

[ChrisBrown]

Ron does all the voices for the show except Dave.



Fez does the East Side Dave character.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Here's a bit of dirt on Ron. My sources tell me that recently a small child accused him of inappropriate tickling.

[KnoxHarrington]

Fez does the East Side Dave character.

He also does Old Lily, while Ron does New Lily.

[ahhdurr]

I listen to the show as much as humanly possible.

I was not intending to be nosey.
I get all the sarcasm on the board and I love it. But I was asking a genuine question.

Paperbag, you're just being malicious for no reason. I don't get it.

I'm being malicious because I'm in a constant state of general discontent. I'm constantly in physical pain and at any given moment - my undesirable circumstances are compounded in their complexity by a combination of my own ignorance and that of others. (largely the latter I like to think:happy:) In an attempt to distinguish between the two, I tend to get a little on edge. Sometimes I go berserker!

I get what you're saying... the point is this - there are certain people from certain backgrounds wherein your question would not ever be taken kindly. Knowledge is power, power is always abused. Keep those two thoughts in your head before getting upset about being told to mind your business.

[Mullenax]

When Ron threatens to call a wild man named Flathead, everyone tries to stop him.

When Fez cries, heartless people earn prizes that never arrive.

EVERYTHING Earl says is a lie.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Ron doesn't like to talk about his family much but he named his son after the late, great Ozzie Davis.

Fez named his after his family's old handyman.

[thejives]

Fez's dad likes hoses.

[chili]

I'm kind of just wondering what they are like outside of the show. I know a lot of you have probably been to events and met them.

Is Ron like he is on the show in real life? Is his sense of humor the same when talking to him?

He seems like the coolest guy. Always calm and cool, and always confident.

Ron is actually an adjunct professor of theology at Columbia University and Fez Whatley was once "Captain" in the popular lounge act "Captain & Tennille." Earl is a mentally challenged black gentleman they rescued.

[Lady Resin]

Ron has a neighbor about 3 floors down that feeds the pigeons on the balcony.:blink:

[thejives]

And that lunatic Earl raped ... it's Earl's sister.

[Biking Mexican]

Ron has a neighbor about 3 floors down that feeds the pigeons on the balcony.:blink:


Ron has another neighbor that loves China Beach. :bye:

[ChrisBrown]

Ron's nephew sings for Linkin Park

[disneyspy]

so ron starts a thread and you guys shit all over him,WOW
he PMd me that he'll never post again til all the sarcastic fuckers take back all the fake stuff,you know who you are
personally i think apologies are in order

[FezsAssistant]

Fez's real name is Gregg and he grew up in Long Island.
Ron grew up there, too, and used to be a tin knocker until he was 'discovered' via song parody.

[djjd]

i'll never forget the time ron told me about how he and his lawyer friend went to vegas to report on a motorcycle race, and the stuff they took with them, unbelievable, i remember him saying, "we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug-collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
the only thing that really worried me was the ether. there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge."

good times

[FezsAssistant]

Earl fought in Vietnam.

[ChimneyFish]

In real life, Fez is a huge fan of the Atlanta Falcons.

[Tall_James]

Earl is lactose intolerant. Dave is lactose & racially intolerant.

[Landblast]

If you have a penchant for Aruba and you never cut Fez an ounce of slack, he will still return your lost wallet.

[oldladyfacepuncher]

Earl once went back in time to try and save Jesus...from the Jews.

[Meataball23]

Earl once went back in time to try and save Jesus...from the Jews.


To be fair he traveled back in time just to ask them, 'are you sure you know what youre doing,' when they killed jesus.

Earls a smart guy with a lot of quality things to say.

[damainer]

Fez actually has a wife and kids that reside in Northern Virginia. Ron once was in Playgirl magazine in the early 80's.

[thejives]

Look. Cut the crap everyone.

Fez is my fucking dad.

And he hates me because I told him not to marry that bitch from niagara falls ontario canada.

[Mullenax]

When LeBron James' mom resisted arrest, Fez was the only one able to obtain the shocking audio.

Ron has an elderly religious and homophobic aunt named Iris.

[RonsShittyAshtray]

Fez eats at only the finest restaurants.

And tips very well.

[DolaMight]

Ron read the New Yourk post today, he made smalltalk with his wife that wall street is in quite a pickle.

While eating from a jar of pickles Fez briefly choked and thought one went down the wrong hole but then realized he was ok and ate another pickle.

[OGC]

i thought Ron and Fez were married to eachother


Only one of them is, and dammit, I'm not telling which one.

[barjockey]

I'm Starvin'

[jauble]

I'm Starvin'

fresh out sorry buddy

[OGC]

This thread has made my day! Is it wrong to love a messageboard?


Your username is useless without a picture. Send it to me via PM if you don't want the perverts on this board to see it.

[barjockey]

http://re3.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/25/m6/3569314330+http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m4/2695366399= Happy

[barjockey]

Did anyone mention that Ron has his own cupcake?

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f12/699701103


Okay its official I'm seriously starvin'

[jauble]

Did anyone mention that Ron has his own cupcake?

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f12/699701103


Okay its official I'm seriously starvin'

Im making a General Tso's wrap.

[barjockey]

Im making a General Tso's wrap.


Original Recipe??
http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/f11/41722511

[DarkHippie]

Ron threw the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom, in the heart of the black land of Mordor, where the shadows lie

[barjockey]

Fez actually has a wife and kids that reside in Northern Virginia. Ron once was in Playgirl magazine in the early 80's.

I know Fez really would like to be buried there

http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m7/3729406999

[Mullenax]

Ron loves art, and hates chain restaurants.

Fez loves Batman, and hates art, bridges, tunnels, the tram, rudeness, public breastfeeding, forgetting to send a centerpiece, heights, the thought of choking alone, and uh-Big Aaaaay.

[RaysFever]

Ron's personal life is summed up by, "I'm only 9, how would I know what pussy juice tastes like"

[thejives]

Ron's personal life is summed up by, "I'm only 9, how would I know what pussy juice tastes like"

Now if you'll excuse me, my mother made me a nice pudding that I think I'll go enjoy.

[TheO]

My favorite Ron story is when he was doing coke with the stripper and she tried to cut his throat with a razor, and he was able to wrestle her to the ground and hold her without dropping the little drug mirror, with the coke on it, in his one hand.

or when he saved those kids from a burning building.... it makes me feel patriotic when he tells that one, or as far as that one goes, it's every bit as good as when he saved that little girl from drowning in the neighbors pool back when they were in Florida.

I actually met Fez and went out to eat with him and a few of his friends back when they were in Fairfax, Kathleen from the Bronx was there...., she was nice, but she said "Sand N's" a bit to much for my taste. Fez was really nice, he gave me a bunch of stuff from "the b/a prize closet" and he was gayer than i expected, i can't believe how much he tones it down when he's on air.

East Side Dave was BiSexual until he was 26 (he is almost 31 now), he has never gone "all the way" but he has been around a bit with some dude back in the day. it gets teased by Ron sometimes, but it's mostly understood that it cant be talked about on air because Dave's mom doesn't know and he wants to keep it that way. Dave also has a gay brother, "so out of the three kids, all boys, 1 and a half are gay".... that's usually the gist of the jokes Ron makes

i wish i could think of more

Crazy Jen is exactly as she sounds..... if ya can believe that

[RaysFever]

My favorite Ron story is when he was doing coke with the stripper and she tried to cut his throat with a razor, and he was able to wrestle her to the ground and hold her without dropping the little drug mirror, with the coke on it, in his one hand.

or when he saved those kids from a burning building.... it makes me feel patriotic when he tells that one, or as far as that one goes, it's every bit as good as when he saved that little girl from drowning in the neighbors pool back when they were in Florida.

I actually met Fez and went out to eat with him and a few of his friends back when they were in Fairfax, Kathleen from the Bronx was there...., she was nice, but she said "Sand N's" a bit to much for my taste. Fez was really nice, he gave me a bunch of stuff from "the b/a prize closet" and he was gayer than i expected, i can't believe how much he tones it down when he's on air.

East Side Dave was BiSexual until he was 26 (he is almost 31 now), he has never gone "all the way" but he has been around a bit with some dude back in the day. it gets teased by Ron sometimes, but it's mostly understood that it cant be talked about on air because Dave's mom doesn't know and he wants to keep it that way. Dave also has a gay brother, "so out of the three kids, all boys, 1 and a half are gay".... that's usually the gist of the jokes Ron makes

i wish i could think of more

Crazy Jen is exactly as she sounds..... if ya can believe that

Define "A bit too much"

[Serpico1103]

Hi all. I've listened since they started on FreeFM. I have not really heard most of their XM shows.
I was just wondering. Does anyone know anything about Ron and Fez's personal lives?
All I've picked up so far is that Ron is divorced with two kids. Fez is depressed. And Ron had a drug problem.
Everything else they say seems like a joke.
Just wondering, thanks all.

Read his autobiography. Its on Amazon, "Mind Your Fucking Business", co-authored by Go Fuck Yourself

[at least pretend]

Good one Serpico?

[foodcourtdruide]

Define "A bit too much"

lol uh.. once?

[AKA]

I actually met Fez and went out to eat with him and a few of his friends back when they were in Fairfax, Kathleen from the Bronx was there...., she was nice, but she said "Sand N's" a bit to much for my taste. Fez was really nice, he gave me a bunch of stuff from "the b/a prize closet" and he was gayer than i expected, i can't believe how much he tones it down when he's on air.

Were you there one of the nights when KFTB got up on stage with Tender and sang her naughty tribute to David Allan Coe?

[Dougie Brootal]

is this shit still going on???

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

My favorite Ron story is when he was doing coke with the stripper and she tried to cut his throat with a razor, and he was able to wrestle her to the ground and hold her without dropping the little drug mirror, with the coke on it, in his one hand.

or when he saved those kids from a burning building.... it makes me feel patriotic when he tells that one, or as far as that one goes, it's every bit as good as when he saved that little girl from drowning in the neighbors pool back when they were in Florida.

I actually met Fez and went out to eat with him and a few of his friends back when they were in Fairfax, Kathleen from the Bronx was there...., she was nice, but she said "Sand N's" a bit to much for my taste.

Hey hey...whoooa-hooo....! What's with the besmirchment??! Heh??! Somebody told me bout this post tonight....so I did searchies..

I can guarantee ya that I've never said that in me life! Hurlin racial slurs ain't zactly ever been my thing babies, snap snap.....I do, however, vaguely....hazilly...remember yellin at some guy who came out one night to Thursday's about, "Who the fuck would say some backwoods shit like that??!" Is that?? Uhh? Whaaa ya referencin????

OOOh waaaait aaaaa..... Is this like jokes?! God knows I simply despise jokes..and all comedy really... in my personal life....waka waka... For real, is that why I don't get this?! That it?!

Were you there one of the nights when KFTB got up on stage with Tender and sang her naughty tribute to David Allan Coe?

((shakes fist)) How dare you suggest that I ever sang with Tender :0) BRASH!

[NewYorkDragons80]

Read his autobiography. Its on Amazon, "Mind Your Fucking Business", co-authored by Go Fuck Yourself

Foreword by Fuck your Mother

Published by Fuck you Mother in the ass

[thejives]

Ron spent time in Canada, where he coined the term hoser.

http://www.paulaltobelli.com/uploaded_images/bob_and_doug-700762.jpg

[RaysFever]

lol uh.. once?

Once - per day?

[HoddTilliard]

Ron is the most successful sportsbettor in the New York City area. He has put hundreds of bookies out of business, and did so again today cashing Huge on Oklahoma(-17) against Missouri. Fez has been Ron's enforcer since teamimng up with him in Florida, busting heads of Bookies that refuse to pay Ron. Earl's Father, Earl Senior, is one of the Bookies Ron put out of business in Jamaica, NY. In lieu of paying Ron, he sent his son into servitude, an old family tradition. Dave is a Hot Dog Street Vendor that used to run bets for Ron, and made so much money adding to Ron's bets, he quit that gig and started working for the show in gratitude. The whole show is a Front for Ron's sportsbetting opearation, to add some legitiamacy. Ron Says take Philly and the Points agaisnt the Giants today.

[carlygirl]

He is a terrific host and one of the only people on radio who still LISTENS to the person they are interviewing. He's amazing at the one on one.