What Animal can Beat a Bear?

[Pootertoot]

I think if you greased up a weasel and gave it as much time as it needed, it could eventually kill a bear.

That would make a good band name, "The Greased-Up Weasels".

What about a Bear vs. Dumpy?

[Heroin Bob]

Don't you remember that Tom Green episode where Phil Giroux was talking about a Cougar vs. Bear fight? I'm goin' with the bear on this one.

Nero and Crazy Dan from 12-3 on Saturdays coming soon....

[The Blowhard]

Mike Tyson?

<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/sigs/heckler sig.jpg" width="300" height="100">
[/b]"I can see clearly now the brain is gone" [/b][i]

[Pootertoot]

I have the Gummi Bears theme song in Russian and also an extended 5-minute version by a Styx-like band. Anyone interested?

Stop looking at me like that.

[Heroin Bob]

Gummi bears....now that takes me back to '89.

Nero and Crazy Dan from 12-3 on Saturdays coming soon....

[PrivatePyle]

TWO WORDS: GRAPE APE

[Pootertoot]

Consider it done as soon as I get home tonight, Dan.

I also have Fraggle Rock done in French, and 5 different versions of the Snorks theme song, one of which is a story about how the Snorks kill a pirate by scaring him to death.

This is how I spend my free time? Someone kill me.

[Heroin Bob]

Fuck the monkeys, now if you get an ape in there then my friend we have a fight!

Nero and Crazy Dan from 12-3 on Saturdays coming soon....

[Sho nuff]

I think Moshen could take out a bear. She looks butch enough. That voice should scare it away.

Sho 'nuff!

[Angelo from da Bronx]

How bout the Sasquatch? I hear thats a pretty big creature.

[Sho nuff]

I bet the Grimace could take out the bear with his purple fury.

Sho 'nuff!

[adolescentmasturbator]

Maybe a shark could take him.

[skullcrush]

dogs with bees in their mouth.so when they bite,the bees sting.my friend has a dog like that.for real

"official pimp of rfbabies.com"
"get in the cage,grandma"
-Baby Chanel

[vegeta]

Godzilla (the caller) could, he's almost as big as a bear.

<center><img src="http://darknemesis5.homestead.com/files/vegetafire.jpg" height=100 width=130></img>
<font color="#80000">
You may not like me, but you will learn to LOVE ME! </font><br><p><br></center>

[ScottBaio]

I think Ron armed with an eight ball could take down a bear.

<img src="http://www.everydaytrend.com/baio/baio.gif">

[Hamper Fishin Joe Poo the 3rd]

I bet Fez could beat a bear if it stole his oreos or something. A bear like Yogi.
So then it would be Fez vs. Yogi for stealing his oreos in a grudge match

The God in which you pray..The Devil you must pay.



This message was edited by Hamper Fishin' Joe Poo the 3rd on 4-26-01 @ 12:00 AM

[Marc with a c]

i think johnny knoxville and steve- o could do it if they had titanium teeth

[LtBoogaloo]

What about a Wookie?

I think maybe 2000 Smurfs could do it. I mean they outwitted an old man and his cat...so they should have no trouble.

[skullcrush]

aint a wookie a space bear anyway?

"official pimp of rfbabies.com"
"get in the cage,grandma"
-Baby Chanel

[ScottBaio]

A Klingon could certainly kick a bear's ass.

Did you know that Michael Dorn AKA Star Trek's Worf once had a cameo on "Charles in Charge?"

He played a cop who's hat was stolen by Michael Perlman's character, Jason Pembroke.

I love being me.

<img src="http://www.everydaytrend.com/baio/baio.gif">

[Cybersoldier]

stalker patti nude would do the trick

[NYHCmikeX]

I bet someone armed with a board with a nail in it could take down a bear, then they'll get power hungry and get bigger boards with biggers nails until they have a board with a nail in it so big that they rule the world.......Also a rhino.

<img border="0" src="http://members.aol.com/nyhcmikex/myhomepage/ronfezsig2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US">
-Sometimes the best protection againt pain is the cessation of feeling any at all.

AOL Name:NYHCmikeX

[skullcrush]

is it me or do simpson jokes never get old?

"official pimp of rfbabies.com"
"get in the cage,grandma"
-Baby Chanel

[farshadowed]

swans. lots of swans. have
you ever seen them go after
your kid's hand after the last
crust of bread? if you gave
the bear no bread...well no
contest.

[NYHCmikeX]

no they do not

<img border="0" src="http://members.aol.com/nyhcmikex/myhomepage/ronfezsig2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US">
-Sometimes the best protection againt pain is the cessation of feeling any at all.

AOL Name:NYHCmikeX

[ScottBaio]

Pinny the horny goat weed goat would have that bear bleeding one way or another.

I'm keen.

<img src="http://www.everydaytrend.com/baio/baio.gif">

[ROBOTX]

Could a police dog with titanium teeth take down a bear?...what if it drove a molar car with a heat ray>?

"Have no fear my human freinds,Black robot X is here!!"

[Pootertoot]

A bear with no arms or legs vs. a rabbit on stilts, who wins?

[The Blowhard]

I know that Skullcrush could beat a bear. This guy kills pitbulls with his bare hands.
How do I know this? In Brooklyn, people talk. I hear things.

<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/sigs/hecklersig2.jpg" width="300" height="100">
[/b]"I can see clearly now the brain is gone" [/b][i]

[skullcrush]

bite one poodles ear of while giving it a bath and thats when the rumors start to fly.nowlets hear more bout that rabbit with the stilts

"official pimp of rfbabies.com"
"get in the cage,grandma"
-Baby Chanel

[Pootertoot]

I'm dredging up this old post to warn you all of a new contender on the bear-fighting front:

Killer River Otters.

http://www.sptimes.com/News/050401/TampaBay/Unusual_otter_attack_.shtml


Then the 4-foot-long otter seized Mike's snout with its teeth and started to drag the fluffy, white dog into the lake.


Watch where you swim. There's otters afoot.

<img border="0" src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/myhomepage/touch.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US" width="300" height="100">

[Hamper Fishin Joe Poo the 3rd]

This Girl i used to see had a repugnant ultra-smelly beaver that i bet could beat a bear....

The God in which you pray..The Devil you must pay.