A Modest Request about Dave's Verbal Crutches

[Coach]

This is NOT a Dave bashing thread (I like the guy), but a simple request.
Please for the love of Mike, hit Dave in the head with the cowbell EVERY TIME he Uses the Comparison:" ________ is the Poorman's ________"! Today, where I heard it at least twice. Sorry, to bother you, but verbal crutches get on my nerves. :wallbash::wallbash:

[drjoek]

Daves "verbal crutches" crack me up. I say keep them, and things of that nature

[ChrisTheCop]

Verbal Crutch is the poor man's Linguistic Buttress.

[BalloonKnotB]

I actually miss when he would say "you Sunnuvabitch..." when ever someone would insult him.

ESD rules.

[MacVittie]

I love a (blank) is the poor man's (blank) comparisons, no matter where they come from.

Adam Dunn is the poor man's Travis Hafner.

[Coach]

Verbal Crutch is the Foil's Linguistic Buttress.
Fixed

[Coach]

I actually miss when he would say "you Sunnuvabitch..." when ever someone would insult him.

ESD rules.
He does indeed..just that one comparison drives me nuts..probably because the ones he chooses as the good ones always suck

[DolaMight]

Coach is the poor man's Woody

[Coach]

Coach is the poor man's Woody Harrelson
:thumbdown:
[edit] I am fucking Dope!

[DolaMight]

:thumbdown:
That doesn't even make sense!

kids

[djjd]

i love dave, i love his "Please, Mr. B", that gets me every time

[Furtherman]

Sorry, to bother you, but verbal crutches get on my nerves.

Then you will love this thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21249)

[Coach]

kidshahahahaha
I am old.
[edit] Oh crap, didn't even connect it to cheers! I suck!

[ChrisTheCop]

"This is NOT a Dave bashing thread (I like the guy), but..." is the Poor Man's "Here's a Dave Bashing Thread"

and wow.

Coach is the poor man's Chairman Kaga.

[DolaMight]

Garey Busey is the poor man's Nick Nolte

[mikeyboy]

I love the "poor man's" comparisons, mostly because they are usually completely nutty.

[biozombie]

poor man, rich man...
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/qwerty/wire/images/therichmans8track.jpg

[Knowledged_one]

The bum begging on the corner at the Burger King is teh poormans bum begging at the liquor store

[Fezticle98]

David is class personified.

[drjoek]

hahahahaha
I am old. It is from a movie that sucked probably

Not to get off topic but in reality Woody was the poor mans Coach,not the other way around. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

[ChrisTheCop]

Not to get off topic but in reality Woody was the poor mans Coach,not the other way around. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

q tothemuthafuckin ft.

[Coach]

"This is NOT a Dave bashing thread (I like the guy), but..." is the Poor Man's "Here's a Dave Bashing Thread"

and wow.

Coach is the poor man's Chairman Kaga. Is it?......
Really?

[Coach]

Not to get off topic but in reality Woody was the poor mans Coach,not the other way around. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise
Yup, just got the cheers Reference

[Freakshow]

I love the "poor man's" comparisons, mostly because they are usually completely nutty.

I propose every time he does this, we record them here in this thread.

[Coach]

I propose every time he does this, we record them here in this thread.
So, you propose that we turn this into a Dave's: " ______is a Poorman's_______" comparison repository?..Won't bother me.

[Furtherman]

Won't bother me.

But...

verbal crutches get on my nerves

[lleeder]

I don't mind his crutches and things of that nature.

[DolaMight]

hahahahaha
I am old.
[edit] Oh crap, didn't even connect it to cheers! I suck!

yeah and I made it so easy by initially writing Harrelson cuz I forgot his name on the show was also woody.

I love when tv actors insist on using their real first name in the show. It makes me think they're such bad actors they'll forget it's their turn to talk unless they hear their actual name.

[drjoek]

I don't mind his crutches and things of that nature.



That post sounds familiar.

[Coach]

But...
Shhh Revoise Psychology!

[Coach]

yeah and I made it so easy by initially writing Harrelson.Sorry, I don't jack off to all things connected to Snipes

[DolaMight]

Sorry, I don't jack off to all things connected to Snipes

white men can't jump...

what's the name of sum of them otha films?

[lleeder]

white men can't jump...

what's the name of sum of them otha films?

demalition maaan

[DolaMight]

demalition maaan

munny trainnn

[Hithead]

So was Westside the poor mans Casey Elan? One fucked a chef, and the other is fucking a retard.

[yojimbo7248]

i love dave, i love his "Please, Mr. B", that gets me every time

That cracks me up too. I am huge Dave fan. I yesterday I downloaded some old shows and heard his homeless story and the time Beanie was on - hilarious. man, i love the guy and really missed him when he wasn't on the air. i just wish he did more drinking shows.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I hope he stops that verbal crutch of saying how much he'd like to rape famous women. Not like anyone on 202 has ever gotten in trouble for that.

[kegbuna]

coach is the poor man's entertainment

[drjoek]

EastSideDave is the poor mans Midnight Rider

[patsopinion]

what if everything dave does is well thought over and calculated

[drjoek]

what if everything dave does is well thought over and calculated

Who ever said it wasn't?

[Ritalin]

He does this thing too, where things that he likes are "amazing", as in "Godfather 2 is sooooo amaaaazing".

(ESD fan since day 1)

[DESMO22]

Tears in my beers everytime from laughin when I hear Dave do Earl`s Granny bit,and then hearing Earl choke out the red headed retard.

[jauble]

So, you propose that we turn this into a Dave's: " ______is a Poorman's_______" comparison repository?..Won't bother me.

In honor of Dave and his ways I think it should be a comparison suppository.

Tears in my beers everytime from laughin when I hear Dave do Earl`s Granny bit,and then hearing Earl choke out the red headed retard.

Watching it was funny until Patti sitting on the bleachers near me behind the sound proof glass kept saying "Oh Earl, you have to control your emotions." She really is a dummy.

[Caseyelan]

So was Westside the poor mans Casey Elan? One fucked a chef, and the other is fucking a retard.


I don't fuck retards....
But I oddly seem to read things retards post.

[Westley]

dave rulez! hard!

[Recyclerz]

I don't fuck retards....
But I oddly seem to read things retards post.

I think we can all agree that this zinger deserves a


FACE!!

:clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

we all have verbal crutches, its better than needing psychical crutches


Dave's dont bother me


I do like "poor man's", and before you post it , I know I am the poor man's Randy

[BeerBandit]

I worship Dave's verbal crutches.

[Legit Bill]

Not liking everything Dave does on R&F is as smart as hating America.

[dino_electropolis]

None so good as Ol' Davey Mac.


Stop with all this spectating analysis.....the kid is in there with the legend Ronnie B, holdin his own, makin Ronnie laugh - and how many years has he been doin this?


Theres people out there with more "experience" doin radio who couldnt do it as well as Dave does....better than any one of you schlubs!

[Space Edge]

dave rulez! hard!

What ever Westley says goes !

[Coach]

None so good as Ol' Davey Mac.


Stop with all this spectating analysis.....the kid is in there with the legend Ronnie B, holdin his own, makin Ronnie laugh - and how many years has he been doin this?


Theres people out there with more "experience" doin radio who couldnt do it as well as Dave does....better than any one of you schlubs!
Answer Truthfully, you get hard listening to Dave and have to jack it don't you?..Because that response was just too creepy for you not to.

[kegbuna]

This thread is the poor man's "I love Daddy Mac" thread

[dino_electropolis]

Answer Truthfully, you get hard listening to Dave and have to jack it don't you?..Because that response was just too creepy for you not to.

Wow, you got me.

Very clever, coach.


Keep up with the great, entertaining threads.

[Sudsy Mug Saloon]

Dave rules! He was definitely rough when he first started but now he really just makes me laugh out loud sometimes. Too predictable but thats great too.

[RaysFever]

I love Dave's verbal crutches, and things of that nature

[Houston]

I love Dave's verbal crutches, and things of that nature
NO! I love Dave's verbal crutches, and things of that nature

[NewYorkDragons80]

This is NOT a Dave bashing thread (I like the guy), but a simple request.
Please for the love of Mike, hit Dave in the head with the cowbell EVERY TIME he Uses the Comparison:" ________ is the Poorman's ________"! Today, where I heard it at least twice. Sorry, to bother you, but verbal crutches get on my nerves. :wallbash::wallbash:
Coach is class personified

[BlackSpider]

This is NOT a Dave bashing thread (I like the guy), but a simple request.
Please for the love of Mike, hit Dave in the head with the cowbell EVERY TIME he Uses the Comparison:" ________ is the Poorman's ________"! Today, where I heard it at least twice. Sorry, to bother you, but verbal crutches get on my nerves. :wallbash::wallbash:


I almost started a thread about this myself.
Instead, I posted this, in the "sayings you hate" thread:
I am currently HATING "he's a poor man's (name of celebrity)"
I love Dave, but he says it almost every show, and it makes me want to rip my eyeballs out of my head...
How come nobody ever says it the other way, like "David Caruso is a rich man's East Side Dave???"

[Coach]

Coach is class personified
Why Thank You!

[RaysFever]

NO! I love Dave's verbal crutches, and things of that nature

OK, then, I love Dave's verbal crutches and things of that ilk

[foodcourtdruide]

Question regarding verbal crutches..

When Dave is flustered he tends to go "Uhhhhhhhhhhh". Would that be considered a verbal crutch?

I like Dave's batshit crazy comparisons.