What are Public Washrooms for?

[DolaMight]

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I just started a new job and I took my first piss. I had 2 problems.

1st prob: The urinal setup is 5 straight, very close, no dividers. I was using urinal 1 and this new coworker I was just introduced to pulls up at urinal 3.

He 1-3's me..!

If someone's first in and parked in 1 then you have to go at least 1-4. It's not terrible, at least he didn't 1-2 me. I hate those. Fuckin weirdo's. Lacking social common sense.

I throw them in with someone who gets on a bus and sits with you when there's obviously empty seats available.


2nd prob: This refers to my subject question.

We're pissing silently, no convo, the way it should be, then suddenly the 1-3'er farts violently. I keep looking straight ahead, assume it was one of those accidents where you're trying to piss too fast and one slips out. It happens.

Then it happens again and again. I can see in my peripheral vision these are being forced out, he's in the junior high fart pose. No excuse me's, just an indifferent business as usual look.

I knew public washrooms are for shitting and pissing but I didn't know you could go there to openly fart in front of stranger. You could have the decency to grab a stall and pretend to take a shit...

Is this acceptable?

[A.J.]

This is why I hate public bathrooms. Fucking animals.

[razorboy]

I love how clubs can afford a bathroom attendant to hand out mints and keep you from doing bumps like a gentleman but almost never have urinal dividers. Inevitably some big sweaty asshole will sidle up next to me while I'm pissing and either try to start a drunken conversation or try to start a fight. Maniacs.

[Patient zer0]

I don't understand some people. some just have no shame. im in public bathrooms often and it will either be guys pissing and farting like mad and pretending there is nothing wrong with it.

or dudes taking huge dumps and sighing in relief loud enough for the entire bathroom to hear. then leave the stall in total confidence, wash up and leave.

[hexy68]

better then my set-up here....3 straight wt/ no divider....with 5 straight i don't mind a 1-3 user session as long as the next goes to #5...public restrooms suck :thumbdown: (and stink)

[yojimbo7248]

No "piss in my butt" option?

[hexy68]

1st prob: The urinal setup is 5 straight, very close, no dividers. I was using urinal 1 and this new coworker I was just introduced to pulls up at urinal 3.

He 1-3's me..!

If someone's first in and parked in 1 then you have to go at least 1-4. It's not terrible, at least he didn't 1-2 me. I hate those. Fuckin weirdo's. Lacking social common sense.

proper edicate if you're using #1...next should go right to #5...allowing a possible third to walk in and use #3.....if you go a 1-4 the third guy in a has a tough decision to make

[patsopinion]

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Is this acceptable?

you gotta give the man a chuckle
it was a test

and brother you failed

[donnie_darko]

in elementary school i walked in the restroom and saw a first grader shitting in the urinal, it was about 7:50 in the morning before class started, the lights in the bathroom were out.

From that point forward i knew i was alone in this world.

you people are urinal shitting savages.

[Patient zer0]

forgot to mention, I like to take number urinal #2 and stare at the gentleman beside me and bite my bottom lip