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Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:27 PM
my girlfriend is on her way home, and today i got the ring. her sister approved and her dad says hells ya. i want it to be memorable. any ideas?
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 07:29 PM
Tape the ring to your forehead and act like you don't know it's there. Tell her she's crazy, if she thinks there's something taped to your forehead.
Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:29 PM
ha ha i like it
Marc with a c
10-09-2008, 07:30 PM
tape it to your dikfor
Friday
10-09-2008, 07:31 PM
boooo
another cute boy bites the dust.



but for the record... i really love Papabear's idea. that would get even a cynical girl like me to swoon.... after i fell on the floor laughing!
Marc with a c
10-09-2008, 07:31 PM
tell her you want to play match game.
Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:31 PM
tape it to your dikfor

dar, what's a dikfor?
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 07:31 PM
tape it to your dikfor
What's tape?
WampusCrandle
10-09-2008, 07:32 PM
just dont put it in food. dont have any suggestions really.

congrats and i hope it all goes well for you and your lady! GOOD LUCK! :clap::clap:
Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:32 PM
tell her you want to play match game.

her ass and this ring?
HBox
10-09-2008, 07:34 PM
Destroy all of the relevant documentation that proves she was born here and is a citizen of the United States. Then buy forged documents saying she was born in and is a citizen of Haiti. Then confront her with this and tell her "You have no choice Dominica Yolinguez, marry me or I'll call and have you deported."
Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:35 PM
Destroy all of the relevant documentation that proves she was born here and is a citizen of the United States. Then buy forged documents saying she was born in and is a citizen of Haiti. Then confront her with this and tell her "You have no choice Dominica Yolinguez, marry me or I'll call and have you deported."

i like the way you think!:clap:
Ritalin
10-09-2008, 07:35 PM
Just look her in the eye and ask her to spend the rest of her life with you.

That's all.

(trust me. I've been married 14 years today. Happy anniversary to us)
Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:36 PM
just dont put it in food. dont have any suggestions really.

congrats and i hope it all goes well for you and your lady! GOOD LUCK! :clap::clap:

thanks. i hope round two is better
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 07:37 PM
Just look her in the eye and ask her to spend the next 3 or more years of her life with you.
Fixed.
Ritalin
10-09-2008, 07:38 PM
Fixed.

You cynical bastard.
Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:38 PM
Fixed.

:down:bastard
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 07:40 PM
You cynical bastard.

:down:bastard
But I said OR MORE!!!
HBox
10-09-2008, 07:42 PM
Just look her in the eye and ask her to spend the rest of her life with you and even the after life in heaven living in a fluffy cloud house with cute puppy and kitten servants surrounded by Care Bears and next door to Rainbow Brite and being best friends with baby Jesus and huggies and kiss kissies.

I made it all better!
King Hippos Bandaid
10-09-2008, 07:42 PM
tell her to get you a drink, then when she opens the fridge, bam there is the wedding ring to surprise her



or u can tell her


Future Bride says what, clearly so she can hear it, when she says what

propose
Whiskeyportal
10-09-2008, 07:43 PM
Just look her in the eye and ask her to spend the rest of her life with you.

That's all.

(trust me. I've been married 14 years today. Happy anniversary to us)

she's pulling up. i'm going with this one, it's what i was thinking. thanks:thumbup:
jennysmurf
10-09-2008, 07:44 PM
Boy, all you guys sure do know how to make a girl swoon. Good luck, budday, and let us know how it goes!:thumbup:
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 07:45 PM
she's pulling up. i'm going with this one, it's what i was thinking. thanks:thumbup:
You better not be posting on here again tonight, budday!:thumbup:
PerryWinkle
10-09-2008, 07:45 PM
tell her to get you a drink, then when she opens the fridge, bam there is the wedding ring to surprise her



or u can tell her


Future Bride says what, clearly so she can hear it, when she says what

propose

Oh Fez don't fall for that
ahhdurr
10-09-2008, 07:52 PM
i like the way you think!:clap:
He posts from a state mental hospital.
HBox
10-09-2008, 07:54 PM
You better not be posting on here again tonight, budday!:thumbup:

Or if he does, it better be something like lajkghkasjhldjlasdfhklasdjhskladjfhaskldjhklajdf because they are on the desk.
Friday
10-09-2008, 07:54 PM
whiskey responded to all but mine.

oh well.

good luck.

draft a prenup! :bye:
Ritalin
10-09-2008, 08:09 PM
whiskey responded to all but mine.

oh well.

good luck.

draft a prenup! :bye:

cynic
MagillaGorillaz
10-09-2008, 08:39 PM
Dude keep it simple. Like I should talk, I've never been married. The coolest proposal I saw was at Cheescake Factory a couple of years ago. At the table next to the group I was with the guy and his girl are sitting there. He takes a ring out and asked her there. She said yes. It was simple, he didn't have to get on one knee, and it was romantic. And there was cheescake. Now I'm starvin.
spoon
10-09-2008, 09:50 PM
Make it an official proposal and do it in Mass. U guys can make it legal there too.
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 09:53 PM
Make it an official proposal and do it in Mass. U guys can make it legal there too.
Isn't that a long way to travel just to propose? Besides... I'm pretty sure they can make it legal in any state.
spoon
10-09-2008, 09:56 PM
Isn't that a long way to travel just to propose? Besides... I'm pretty sure they can make it legal in any state.

:wallbash:

http://colorado.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/incidental/map20060915.jpg
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 10:01 PM
FUCK! I thought you were talking about Church. I had no idea they had gay marriage in Mass. I guess you keep up on those things more than me.
led37zep
10-09-2008, 10:49 PM
Pick a fight with her. And right as the fight gets to its boiling point throw the ring at her and yell "I GUESS I WON'T BE FUCKING NEEDING THIS WILL I?!?!?!"


:wub::wub:
Ritalin
10-09-2008, 11:43 PM
Pick a fight with her. And right as the fight gets to its boiling point throw the ring at her and yell "I GUESS I WON'T BE FUCKING NEEDING THIS WILL I?!?!?!"


:wub::wub:

No, that's for after he gets married and wants sex.
Fallon
10-09-2008, 11:49 PM
Put it on her keyring and let her notice on her own.
patsopinion
10-10-2008, 12:36 AM
go as guests to ron and fez

but have dave blend his own shit up with scope
and while hes gargeling his shit scope and singing that top gun song (the loving feeling one) get down on 1 knee

instant classic
ANC
10-10-2008, 03:02 AM
I took my chick to our yearly pilgrimage to Strawberry Fields. The Imagine mosaic had candles and flowers around it (as it usually does) I handed her my camera and told her to take a picture of it. I knew that she would have to wait for people to get out of the shot. While she was looking through the viewfinder, I got down on my knee. She took the pic then turned to give me the camera back and saw me with the ring. She had absolutely no idea it was coming. She was floored.

This isn't the pic she took, this is one I took at a different time. But for those who don't know what I'm talking about, this is the mosaic.

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/Imagine.jpg
IamFogHat
10-10-2008, 03:14 AM
Did she say yes?
ANC
10-10-2008, 03:25 AM
Did she say yes?

She called me a faggot and told me my mother is a cunt.

:wink:
IamFogHat
10-10-2008, 03:34 AM
She called me a faggot and told me my mother is a cunt.

:wink:

Noooooot youuuuu.
http://www.the-iss.com/Jerry_Seinfeld.jpg
:wink:
ANC
10-10-2008, 03:35 AM
Noooooot youuuuu.
http://www.the-iss.com/Jerry_Seinfeld.jpg
:wink:

:lol:
Whiskeyportal
10-10-2008, 04:59 AM
Thanks for the support buddys! I went with a hybrid of Ritalin and King Hippos Bandaid and she loved it!:thumbup:
~Katja~
10-10-2008, 05:09 AM
Thanks for the support buddys! I went with a hybrid of Ritalin and King Hippos Bandaid and she loved it!:thumbup:

but did she say yes?

;)


Congrats...


don't know why people do this... but I guess there are a few examples on this site where it seems to work
Whiskeyportal
10-10-2008, 05:20 AM
She did say yes
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/29/l_fa94cd0957104e5893c0a16923bfe42e.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/22/l_8ad46e3e2e224551afacb18936de1dae.jpg
~Katja~
10-10-2008, 05:21 AM
wow he is a cutie too!

Congrats again!
Very pretty ring.
Whiskeyportal
10-10-2008, 05:22 AM
thank you indeed she is :smoke:
Hottub
10-10-2008, 05:44 AM
Congrats, man.
Best of luck to you two.
ANC
10-10-2008, 05:46 AM
Congrats Buddy!! Anticipate the stress that comes with panning a wedding.... I'm almost out! :clap:
Whiskeyportal
10-10-2008, 05:47 AM
Congrats, man.
Best of luck to you two.

thanks tub! And no, you can't take her for a test drive:drunk:
ANC
10-10-2008, 05:48 AM
thanks tub! And no, you can't take her for a test drive:drunk:

Hottub = Caligula? :huh:
Hottub
10-10-2008, 05:49 AM
thanks tub! And no, you can't take her for a test drive:drunk:

Whoops. Too late.:innocent:
IMSlacker
10-10-2008, 05:54 AM
Congrats, Wiskeyportal! Great news!
angrymissy
10-10-2008, 06:04 AM
Gorgeous ring, congrats
midwestjeff
10-10-2008, 06:24 AM
I don't know who I am more jealous of, you or her.

Congratulations. :drunk:
IamFogHat
10-10-2008, 07:12 PM
Wow, respectively picture 1 and picture 2: lucky lady, lucky dude!

Congrat's man.
Whiskeyportal
10-10-2008, 07:14 PM
lucky dude. she's 10 years younger than me. Still got it!:thumbup:
cougarjake13
10-12-2008, 12:41 PM
get a job as a meteorologist, get her an anchor job and do this



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drusilla
10-15-2008, 05:35 PM
Pick a fight with her. And right as the fight gets to its boiling point throw the ring at her and yell "I GUESS I WON'T BE FUCKING NEEDING THIS WILL I?!?!?!"


:wub::wub:

my brother got into a fight with his then girlfriend to the point where she kicked him out of the apartment & slammed the door on him. he opened up the door, threw the ring at her & left.


they've been married 13 years.


congrats buddy!