View Full Version : Shower Sex Just Got Easier
KingGeno
10-10-2008, 08:09 AM
http://gizmodo.com/5060496/shower-power-gives-you-something-to-hold-on-to-during-shower-sex
http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/1735__200x200_shower_power_1.jpg
http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/gallery/shower-power/shower_power_4.jpg
Yup.
Aggie
10-10-2008, 08:16 AM
Total mood breaker...hold on, let me go grab my sex handles!
Maybe if you're already in a relationship but if it was a random or first hook up I'd be like what the hell.
ElBoberino
10-10-2008, 08:18 AM
Just leave them in the shower all the time, then no awkward moment when you are grabbing them.
KingGeno
10-10-2008, 08:19 AM
Just leave them in the shower all the time, then no awkward moment when you are grabbing them.
Zactly. Chick should be smart enough to figure it out. or she'll think you climb buildings and be confused.
Zactly. Chick should be smart enough to figure it out. or she'll think you climb buildings and be confused.
Hopefully the thought of dating The Human Fly makes her wet.
Total mood breaker...hold on, let me go grab my sex handles!
Maybe if you're already in a relationship but if it was a random or first hook up I'd be like what the hell.
Yeah, if i pick up a check and bring her home and she agrees to get naked and get in the shower with me, she might be turned off when I plop this thing onto the wall. :thumbup:
Aggie
10-10-2008, 08:32 AM
I'm just not into shower sex, that's why I don't like it.
ChrisTheCop
10-10-2008, 08:36 AM
Just tell her your ex was in her 80's and needed help getting out of the tub.
Fezticle98
10-10-2008, 08:37 AM
I prefer using a shower bench.
joethebartender
10-10-2008, 08:53 AM
If you have two of those, just stick them to her hips.
With one, stick it to the small of her back and throw one hand in the air and go for "8 seconds".
(it just seems to make more sense to me.)
KingGeno
10-10-2008, 08:57 AM
Fez can use these to spread them cheeks real wide while being hosed out.
FUNKMAN
10-10-2008, 10:45 AM
i prefer showers for foreplay... hugging, kissing cuddling, rubbin, touchin, cleaning each other in every little nook and cranny... shampooing each others hair
if you can hold out
TheMojoPin
10-10-2008, 10:46 AM
Total mood breaker...hold on, let me go grab my sex handles!
http://caughtinthemiddleman.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/guys-beach-body-love-handles-400a050307.jpg
http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Activities/famf89hair_zig02.jpg
We already make our own.
RIP OFF!
Aggie
10-10-2008, 12:06 PM
http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Activities/famf89hair_zig02.jpg
We already make our own.
RIP OFF!
Now, hair pulling I'm down with. Shower sex, not so much.
Dougie Brootal
10-10-2008, 12:39 PM
Now, hair pulling I'm down with
go on....
RickMcCrank47
10-10-2008, 01:59 PM
If you have two of those, just stick them to her hips.
With one, stick it to the small of her back and throw one hand in the air and go for "8 seconds".
(it just seems to make more sense to me.)
why the thread wasnt locked after this post is beyond me....WINNER! lol
cougarjake13
10-10-2008, 02:10 PM
sweet
mine are on the way
scottinnj
10-10-2008, 04:34 PM
i prefer showers for foreplay... hugging, kissing cuddling, rubbin, touchin, cleaning each other in every little nook and cranny... shampooing each others hair
if you can hold out
Sounds like the part of Journey's "Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin" Steve threw in the trash can before recording.
Flea_Man
10-10-2008, 04:37 PM
Isn't the good thing about shower sex the fact that you can just lead your hand up against the wall as you're banging, thus making it even hotter? At least that's how I feel. 'Enhancements' are stupid.
Dougie Brootal
10-10-2008, 04:39 PM
Sounds like the part of Journey's "Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin" Steve threw in the trash can before recording.
shoulda thrown the whole thing in the trash can.
torker
10-10-2008, 04:41 PM
Bathroom Butt Plug:
http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/product/294173_front200.jpg
Dougie Brootal
10-10-2008, 04:43 PM
Isn't the good thing about shower sex the fact that you can just lead your hand up against the wall as you're banging, thus making it even hotter? At least that's how I feel. 'Enhancements' are stupid.
have you ever had shower sex?
Contra
10-10-2008, 04:46 PM
If they make something that makes wall sex easier then I'd be interested
DarkHippie
10-10-2008, 04:47 PM
How did they miss the boat and not name these "Love Handles?"
TheGameHHH
10-10-2008, 04:50 PM
How did they miss the boat and not name these "Love Handles?"
i don't know, with a name like "love handles" im kinda thinking fat sex. and thats gross sex
Hottub
10-10-2008, 04:51 PM
i prefer showers for foreplay... hugging, kissing cuddling, rubbin, touchin, cleaning each other in every little nook and cranny... shampooing each others hair
if you can hold out
Smartest man on the board!
I'm scrubbing the tub down just for you, Funk.
torker
10-10-2008, 04:57 PM
i prefer showers for foreplay... hugging, kissing cuddling, rubbin, touchin, cleaning each other in every little nook and cranny... shampooing each others hair
if you can hold out
http://www.gaycollegesexpartiesblog.com/images/brock_joey/gay_showerroom_fucking.jpg
SatCam
10-10-2008, 05:23 PM
can it compete against this?
http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50203459/Shower_Head.jpg
brettmojo
10-10-2008, 05:26 PM
i prefer showers for foreplay... hugging, kissing cuddling, rubbin, touchin, cleaning each other in every little nook and cranny... shampooing each others hair
if you can hold out
Starts in the shower, usually ends up on the counter next to the sink.
RoseBlood
10-11-2008, 06:42 AM
If you have two of those, just stick them to her hips.
With one, stick it to the small of her back and throw one hand in the air and go for "8 seconds".
(it just seems to make more sense to me.)
This might be the funniest post ever.. hysterical! :lol::lol::lol:
But why is this in the Geek Thread? Oh the irony..
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